I liked the lost time story. You should have an episode where people call in to tell their “glitch in the matrix” stories.

Can we give some appreciation to the fact that these earbiscuit videos are all fully captioned.

its a tradition at this point to watch their Halloween ear biscuits while nursing a hangover.

If only they went ghost hunting with Ryan and Shane that would be awesome lol

The Ouija board story was definitely the mom messing with the kids to scare them.

Also, I feel like if Link ever experienced 1 paranormal thing it would traumatize him 🤣 that's why it's better to be open minded than closed minded

Is Rhett doing shampoo commercials yet? Because he should. Just glorious hair.

that was me! i'm the dog man of michigan caller! thanks for using my call! he looked like he couldn't be human. very scary.

i would love to see this again but with you allowing yourselves to fully analyze the stories. i could tell how much you guys were holding back. i feel like there’s a way you can both validate someone’s ghostly experience, be open to the possibility that it’s real, while also analyzing what else it could be. 😊

The one around 45 minutes in with the 6-hour time skip sounds like something I've experienced quite a few times. It's called time loss, and it happens with some conditions, both psychological and neurological. It's rare for me to lose 6 hours, but it does happen. Anyone who experiences that should really consider bringing it up with a therapist, psychiatrist, or physician.

I wanna get link's smoothie recipe to test if it's too thick to drink or not lol

Shout out to them for kind of being able to keep a straight face when hearing some of these lol

Listened to this while on a 7.5 mile hike, with no human being around until the last mile back. Love me some ghost stories, but the dogman got me thinking about a whole different kind of wild animal that could be watching me. 🤣 (Yes, I was looking for an extra scary edge to my hike! 😆)

What I wouldn't give for a Rhett and Link version of Ghost Hunters... What a beautiful marriage between paranormal and comedy that would be 😂 I vote for a Halloween Special!

The Nartu Fody reference going unnoticed is criminal 23:20

While I was in high school my sister’s boyfriend came to town he said he swore something had been following him his whole life. My bedroom was used as a guest room whenever people visited so he stayed in my room. After his visit he went back home and I was able to use my room again. In the middle of the night I would wake up to hearing the sliding closet door slam open or slam closed. It happened several times but I never really thought anything of it since I was always half asleep when it’d wake me up. A few times in the middle of the night I would wake up to hearing scratching noises under my bed! I thought maybe it was my sister’s cat so one of the times it happened I checked under my bed to see if the cat was there. I saw nothing… I looked up what all this had meant and apparently scratching noises under the bed indicate demon? This was around the time I was questioning my faith as well. Apparently I was also sleep walking. I woke up by the fridge once and one day my mom noticed in the cabinet there was a full plate of food in there. I’m sure it was me while I was sleep walking. When I tried telling my mom everything she didn’t believe me of course. I tried telling my dad when I woke up with a scratch on my forehead (it really stung/burned) and he said I probably did that with my hair straightener….. I’m pretty sure I’d know if I burned myself. My highly religious sister came to visit and I had told her the problems I was having and she believed me. She prayed over the house and it happened one more time and that was it. No more door slams, no more scratching noises, no more sleep walking, and no more unexplained scratches on my body.

Lol at link not wanting to get sick because he wants to sort the mail

The Tornado is a good plot device, I think. The second it was brought up I was nervous, but that could be what I will call "Tornado Alley Trauma".

My daughter was three when she started talking about her friend. I of course assumed that this was her imagination and an imaginary friend as she would often sit and pretend with her toys and chit chat away as if she were talking to someone else. One day she elaborated and told me that her friend lived in her closet. I thought to ask what she looked like and she said oh she is pretty like me but only on one side, the other side of her face is "all burned off."

Anyone else that watches Gmm and Gmm more and ear biscuits and also watches Sam and Colby think that Rhett should be in a episode? They love turning skeptics into believers.

The BBC already made that exact show and it’s called Ghosts and it’s great.

rhett's shirt scares the shit out of me. especially as the episode progresses

I moved into my first house in 2000. Always had weird footsteps and someone patting me on the back at night. Had kids, they said they saw army people. Well believe them completely, I saw them too. Wasn't scared...it was like they were comforting you. Found out later by the local carpenter...older gentleman, been here for years...my house was made of old army barracks. Makes since.

i've been watching their other eps and rhett and link are so smart and introspective i'd love for them to do an episode on their thoughts/fears around mortality and death, and whether they've developed any healthy ways of thinking about it! i've had a chronic fear of my own death and oblivion since i was a child (accompanied by panic attacks) so i'd find it comforting and interesting if they could shed some hope or new perspectives on the topic!! hahah

that last one seriously gave me chills

I have lived in a couple of "haunted" houses, but the one we are in now is the worst...we live in Cornwall in the UK in a 300 year old house, we even have a little slope upstairs down to two of the bedrooms, really old. We live with knocking, stuff being moved, doors opening and shutting, mimic voices sounding like each other calling us, stuff getting thrown and my cats use some sort of portal. it used to scare me but I don't really get spooked anymore, used to it. Use a spirit box to talk to them...there are 14 different spirits that talk to me on the regular!

I feel like with the perfume one that someone in the family can't enjoy holidays without the smell that was there for so much of their life. So they spritz the perfume when no one is looking so they can go about the holiday as they normally would and are probably to shy to mention it was them who sprayed it.

Love every episode of ear biscuits 🫶 by far my favorite podcast! BTW it’s almost episode #360 of #earbiscuits and I hope something big happens to respect the ROUND TABLE! I’ve been asking for this for a couple episodes now so I really hope something happens 😅!!!

35:53 that laugh suddenly came out of nowhere and gave me a little startle haha

Here with my Mythicon hangover 🤘🖤 Thanks y'all!

So now we've got these memoirs to look forward to hahahaha: Rhett: Liquids, Throats, and Gravity Link: Look Away Nanny

I live in Michigan, the dogman really is a thing and has been seen throughout the state, so it can’t just be one person just dressing up.

Well I know I didn't call in to tell my scariest story. I live in Latvia 😅 but my mom had this sad but interesting story. I probably have to start with the fact that she broke up with my father when I was 2 years old, it was not a good relationship. After years she fell in love with one man and he fell in love with her too. One valentine's day they drove out for dinner at a restaurant besides pond/lake. The pond/lake wasn't the Restaurants property it was a natures made pond and overgrown with weeds over the road. Well that night he drank too much and decided to go swimming in ths pond. My mom was telling him not to go, but he insisted so my mom started to nervously try to convince him not to go if I remember correctly she was balling her eyes out just to discourage him from swimming and pulling him away because he was wasted and the pond didn't look like a swimmable pond. He didn't listen he was almost blacked out. Mom ran from one side of the pond to the other begging him to finally come out. I guess she had a very bad feeling, because at the end he drowned. It was very dark and he just in a blink of an eye went under water with his clothes phone etc. Of course she called police, ambulance and every number she could call for help.. Long story short they never found him. He was sucked under the sand... Two days later the phone with whom he drowned called my mom 😳 of course she picked it up, but there was a complete silence.... Still to this day we don't know why he went so nuts and wanted to swim with clothes and was very agressive with his choice. On the daily basis he was the most humble, calm, loving man

I am either still Halloween drunk or very hungover but either way this is the only cure.

The first story had to be from a midwesterner! 🤣🤣🤣 I have vivid memories of my family just sitting outside during tornado warnings

My favorite spooky story is actually one my dad tells. He was painting the exterior of an old church. Middle of the day, he sets a ladder to the side of the church so he can go up and paint when he feels it in his spirit to not go up the ladder. He brushes it off and climbs up. He says when he got up to the top, he felt something pushing him back, and he felt paralyzed. He felt like something was trying to push him off the ladder but he didn’t see anything. So he hears someone call up to him from the bottom of the ladder. He looks down and it’s an old man. The old man asks what’s going on, to which my dad replies he can’t get down and he is stuck, he’s about to fall off. This kind old man talks my dad down the ladder, reassuring him he’ll be ok. When my dad gets to the bottom of the ladder, he turns to thank the old man and the old man is GONE.

I don’t know why they can’t pick these stories apart. It sounds fun to do that

I read "The Midnight Library" not too long ago in my bookclub. It's probably my favorite one that we have read so far. When Jenna mentioned it I was like "YAAASSS!"

The weirdest thing that's happened to me was working overnights at a gas station and hearing running footsteps when the store was completely empty but I always told myself it was equipment or something. It honestly probably was but it never scared me too badly. Edit: it was a small store so I *knew* it was empty but yeah it could've been someone outside or machinery. It sounded the same every time so Im leaning more on machinery.

Jewel is from Alaska. The show Alaska, the Last Frontier, features her dad, aunts, uncles, & cousins. She has been on it too.

The show Link's talking about is Wellington Paranormal if anyone's curious. It's on hbo max.

A fun facts that I find terrifying is that whenever we feel like we’re being watched there’s a 80-90% chance the we ARE being watched by someone or something

"Don't look away, granny!" 😂😂😂

The first story… demons disguise themselves as children and it’s common for them to lack regular features because a demon has never had a physical body.

I'm here for the Link and Jewel friendship hike videos, haha.

I never seen an apparition or whatever. I do remember when I was young, after my grandfather died. I was sleeping by myself, in my mom's room (I was like 8 idk) but I do remember this. It is true, it isn't in my head. I had the rolling mirrors, that were also doors to your closet. One night nobody was home except my grandma in another room. The mirrors were shaking, kind of violently that I ran to my grandmother. It was pretty scary. I also do remember the bathroom lights turning off and on. Though I've never actually SEEN anything. My explanations for the mirror doors, is there was probably a rat. We did have a couple rats around. The lights in the bathroom. Bad fuse. That's just the most logical way for me to think. I don't just assume it was a "ghost"

I used to not believe in the paranormal until things started happening that were backed up by other people without me even telling a soul about them lol. And then I started researching my family only to find out that my mom’s side of the family through her dad’s side has a history of encountering the paranormal. The first thing I told myself was that maybe my family has an inherited mental thing that makes us think we are seeing, hearing and feeling things but then other people backing me up with the same experiences just really changed the way I view everything. They couldn’t have known what I experienced because I never told anyone.

The woman that lost time needs to get medical help. Time loss is super common and its most commonly reported by people a chunk of time before they have a stroke.

"I believe that you believe." -Shane Madej (paraphrasing)

I vote yall join Ryan and Shane on a ghost files adventure

There's a lot of common things here... Coming back from a concert, super "sleepy". Staying up and then you "blink" and lose time. I'm a drinker, and I'd use those as excuses if I wasn't aware its dumb af to use as one.

Has Link ever given out his full smoothie recipe??? I’d love to know

these scary stories are liyerally so good I want to watch movies like these

I so wish I found this podcast and called in to tell you my story!! going back to your statement about how Ouija boards don't move on their own.... my mom and I had an experience when we were experimenting with one (she was just indulging my childhood horror fantasies lol) and as we were talking to the "spirits", the pointer started moving, both me and my mom freaked out and stood up and the pointer continued to move to the end of the board. one of the little stand pegs of the pointer fell off the board and it was wobbling like it was trying to get back up. it probably moved a total of 2 inches after we stopped touching it. to this day we will not bring a Ouija board into the house again lol. we threw it out the following day and luckily nothing worse came of that! My mom and i also had a lot other experiences in that house and we think it was the prev. owner who passed. Some things could be explained away but others have no answers 💁

Good morning guys , love you always and very much

HACKLES lmao god!

Dang it. I totally forgot to call and give you guys my story! Love the episode regardless. Happy Halloween!

No one really believes in ghosts until they encounter one! 👻😱

Good morning! Listening while I lay in bed

These stories are beyond silly lol. Props for being nice about these submissions.

Ahhh get better soon Rhett!!

They should make that show. Ghost Grannies. The pilot can draw people in with the whacking off. And we stay for the wholesome granny-ghost stuffs

Love the throwback Nartu Foti reference from link. That’s a deep cut.

the lady who lost 6 hours definitely got abducted by aliens

"We went out there to kind of scare ourselves, there was a kind of urban legend, ya know... Bars on the windows. Stuff like that." That's not a paranormal experience, it's a placebo.

Settlling in for some good ear Biscuits!

I've been looking forward to this all year 👏

Aww I love the grandma story. I have strong suspicions that my mom has had my back over the years but a part of me feels dumb for believing that. I think she was around and possibly my cat too. Not sure if she still is, I don't put myself in danger as much anymore either ahaha

I’ve definitely had creepy/evil type presences in my dreams before and wake up still feeling creepiness like around me and have to stay up til the feeling passes.

I had a spooky experience where I saw an translucent dude just standing there across from my bed. A pastor maybe, dressed is a long white robe, a sash going across him and holding a book with both hands. Just staring at me. I first saw him by seeing his feet and I remember slowly looking up his legs, to his torso to his face. Just staring at me. And by the time I saw his face I was so spooked, I covered my head and never looked back. The fact that it was just "meh" experience, I truly believe it happened.

1:01:14 the "killer" clown or "creepy" clown that they're referring to ended up being a bunch of different people and they were trying to promote they're indie film about clowns 🤡

Their friendship's and their marriage's are literal definitions of "poler opposites attract"

Tornado guy was from the Midwest 😂

Me & my now fiancé lost 2 hours once while going on a drive out the valley our usual valley loop is somewhere around 45 minutes - we were out there and suddenly we’re looking at the clock on the way back into town and three hours had past and we were insanely confused. We had to park and talk about it and we still have no conclusion to what happened

I can’t wait for Rhett and Link to retire and dedicate their lives to cryptozoology and hunting ACTUAL mythical beasts

speaking of echoes of time... I went to a historic site in the same month as an event that occurred (in 1838) I felt someone rush past me on the stairs, but there was no one there, the feeling actually made me jump and, embarrassing enough, let out a small scream. I later learned of the 1838 event where prisoners had run up those same steps I was currently on and made an escape attempt from the site I was visiting. It was a surreal feeling to be back in time and feel the rush and panic of what those people must have felt running for their lives ( and I'm reluctant to believe too much in ghosts, but that made me a little less skeptical)

Did anyone else's inner child immediately think about Barnacle Boy from SpongeBob?

Oh man, I can’t believe I missed the opportunity to submit to this 😭

Does anyone else feel like in the 90s there was more of a chance of running into the paranormal? It's hard to explain, but growing up in the 90s the atmosphere felt different.

y'all should have Shane and Ryan come back and have them try to communicate with Nar-2-Fotee

I'm like 100% sure I have the same mild cold strain that I rhett and his family had LOL

Damn, I should’ve shared my experience from when I was with my friends in California, in the San Bernardino Mountains 🏔

23:20 Classic throwback going unnoticed....

I had a paranormal experience at the Studebaker mansion in South Bend Indiana....and a few more elsewhere throughout my life.

I know people who claim they saw the planchette move on its own. With spirit boards.

that grandma perfume story is very similar to mine, my mom passed back in 2020, but instead of perfume we always smell cigarette smoke. though, my grandmother passed back in 2021, and we do always smell her perfume

Will yall do anything like "Hazel" this year

The show you are imagining is basically Being Human which was an awesome show.

Part 2?!

when they mentioned a 6.5-7ft dog man my first thought was ‘oh that must’ve been rhett’

It's hackle Rhett, not cackles!!

Y'all should get Tyler Henry to come on and do a reading for each of you. That would be awesome.

Wow...6 hours of lost time, that's pretty substantial. Not sure what to make of that story but it's spooky for sure

14:25 Rhett I’m familiar with this concept it’s basically saying that time isn’t linear but my cyclical and now and the past can bleed into each other and cause these paranormal experiences and that also would explain why it’s usually old places that are known to be haunted because some timeline now bleed through to the past and the people in the past seen things or people from now and now when someone experiences paranormal experiences in somewhere haunted it’s just the timelines blending together very interesting concept I tried looking into

Stopped playing mw2 for this

Damiel and Richard would be perfect for scaring people as a dogman

Hey Rhett, and Link. I listen to a lot of true crime and there's a video that talks about why ghosts are legally real and they used a ghost in court case. I can't remember many more details than that as I have too many stories in my head to keep them straight but definitely look it up. I think it might have been on Legal Eagle's YT channel

Rhett should assume the identity of Crow Man lol

I really appreciate how non-partisan their voting reminder was, extremely hard to find these days

Ghost's can also possess people. Their are alot of documentaries on this.