Grian: *makes a bunch of traps to keep mobs and sometimes players out of buildings* Enderman: Show time.

Zombie: I fear no man! ..but that thing, (points at magma block) *It scares me*

legend has foretold that all the Geralds still reside in those houses, plotting to defeat the zombies, and searching for the Geralds that ran away...

Grian: Hello my name is Grian- Subtitles: Hello my name is Green

Grian: EASY ways to Protect your Minecraft House Iron Door: Am I a joke to you?

Grian: *builds a bloody complicated house * Also Grian: *So we have a fairly simple house here*

Can we appreciate that he actually made different houses just to show us ways to protect it-

t i m e s t a m p s 1. A magma forcefield - 0:51 2. A pufferfish forcefield - 4:04 3. A special door - 6:36 4. A lava house - 8:02 5. A water house - 9:50 6. A arrow forcefield - 11:17 7. Dancing Geralds - 13:04 8. Water-magma moat - 15:06 Hope this helps!

Grian: talks about how you dont need redstone Mumbo: violently shakes

“We don’t have to use very complicated red stone” *Mumbo left the game*

Grian: *Lil bit complicated defenses* Me, an intellectual: *Uses a fence*

Moral of the story: *Trapdoors are fricking OP*

“This is a really effective way” *zombie walks past* “It works most of the time”

what i've got from this video *_"so, let's put Gerald here"_*

An ender pearl stasis chamber attached to a daylight sensor would work well for the lava house btw. :)

Sometimes I wish there was actually a reason to protect my house from mobs

“We don’t have to use some very complicated redstone” *Mumbo is quaking*

Gerald: AHEHEHAWAH hahehhehwjaj Zombie: WHY ARE U RUNNIN? *WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN?*

Me in my single player world: _”not safe enough.”_

When grian says the redstone is simple: it is simple When mumbo says it: X2/5+

Grian: Mades a video Gerald: Chuckles I’m in danger

Grian had way too much fun making this video. *Gerald and Bad Gerald did not.*

Grian: mines two blocks down Me: sees bedrock Also me: this world is F L A T

“We don’t have to use complicated redstone” *mumbo has left the chat*

Grian: We have a little redstone mechanism here Mumbo Jumbo: No

*many Gerald’s were harmed in the making of this video*

“Dance Gerald dance!” That killed me

Grian: *Showing method to keep house safe* My brain: Oooooo, car.

“Without complicated redstone “ Throwing shade at Mumbo I see

Grian: we don’t have to use red stone Mumbo: *cries in redstonian*

Grians voice sounds like what I would imagine toon link would sound like

thx Grian, now i can make a party! 😂😂13:36

Grian: *talking about redstone* Me: what is this *sorcery*

A wall: titans have entered the chat

Alternative title: grian torturing a villager for 18 minutes straight

Legends say Gerald is still running to this day

Zombie: I don’t walk over anything Trapdoors: hold my beer

“Simple ways to protect your house.”

So, I'm watching this in 2021, after the Cave and Cliffs update 1. I'm not sure if this still works, but can you make another video like this? Because there are Drip stones now too

*Grian using redstone Me: who are you and what have you done to grian?

nobody: zombie:*steps on a slab* zombie:U SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

Grian: I’m not too good at red stone Also Grian:Does complicated red stone Ah this is easy

“Little bit of a fence gate” Fence gate item: *TRIGGERED*

No one: Grian: DANCE GERALD DANCE!

Grian: The arrows shoot in every direction! Zombie coming diagonally: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

"What language do you speak and understand the most" Zombie: *trap doors*

Me= watches house protecting tutorial Also me= who plays in single world

I think I'm going to be the idiot walking up the lava house at sunset and becoming roasted chicken, anyone else?

Best way to protect your house... Peaceful mode

“We don’t often have to use complicated redstone.” Mumbo: *and I took that personally.*

Legend says Gerald is still running!

Big thank you to Tenku, Averine, Simozzy and LuviDubai who are all new members of my crew and helped make the houses in this video!

Grian: "you dont need redstone" Also Grian *builds slime launcher and door blocker*

12:33 “you spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, right round”

Grian: this is a simple house Me: I don't want to find out what a advanced house is!(

No Geralds were harmed in the making of this video. (Okay maybe a few...)

Best defense: *Placing torches all around the area of your house to prevent monsters from spawning.*

A somewhat costly, but kind of neat one a friend showed me, is the night fence. It's basically pistons two blocks down with fences on top that are tied to a daylight sensor. By day the fence is in the ground and you can walk over it no problem. At night the piston activates and pushes the fence up, making it so no mobs can walk past it or jump over it. It looks especially neat if you stagger the piston activations (which takes a ton of repeaters) so you just see the fence come up like a wave that wraps around the entire property. It's damned hypnotic. You can even tie an "override" button of sorts that will drop a couple of the posts for a second or two to allow you an easy venue into the place at night. The best part is you can easily bury all of the redstone beneath the ground.

me who just built a giant glass dome around my base: *what is this sorcery*

Grian did red stone without mumbo He’s evolving bois get prepared

"Don't go after me go after gerald!" *zombie still follows* GERALD NOO

Me: just trying to learn how to defend my house Grian:Spin spin spin!

I use the last one a lot myself but I put a opened trapdoor on the outer edge to trick them into falling in and a rail with hoppercart under the magma block to drop it all into a chest so my defence earns me resources too. didnt know about the trapdoor over the magma block though, cant wait to play around with that mechanic now. great vid thanks for the ideas

That "dancing " was hilarious lol

Whenever I see zombies now, I am going to think of bad Geralds

Grian:"Put a slime launcher to get across Me:(Casually jumps over)

Those old textures are nostalgia squared. This video sends good memories.

Grian did redstone??!? The apocalypse must be upon us all...

“Easy ways to protect your Minecraft house” *shows confusing lava house that activates at night

Thanks for posting, Grian. I'll definitely be trying out the magma block trapdoors and the pufferfish trapdoors. :)

The dancing Bad Gerald’s look like their doing ballet 😂 I wanna make a Bad Gerald dance party now-

Can’t wait to see if Maui wins the cat competition for what new cat texture should be added into Minecraft when the post comes out! He’s such a strange little guy!

Can we just love how Gerald multiples, and dances for us?

Grian:*shows us ways to defend our house* Me: Could you put magma blocks in a square around your house with trapdoors and put your house on floating slabs? Edit: With the gate

Grian: *You need to have the redstone in a circle* Notch: *Am I a joke to you?*

Water dispensers: **exists** frogs: “hippity hoppity your defense is my property

9:31" Grian: very very simple" Me: "that is like complicated redstone"

Moment of silence for Gerarld, such a trooper

Grian: this is a very simple house design Me: how do you build a door

Grian:we dont often have to use complicated redstones Mummbo:I Can Hear You

Grian: let's do this hardcore. Me: Let me turn on peacefully mode.

8:50 you could put a end pearl stasis chamber hooked up to the daylight Clemson too so it teleports you back and puts the lava down at night

Grian: *Gets better at Redstone* Me: Wait that’s illegal

Grian: "pufferfish is a lot of fun" me: PUFFERIFISH IS A SEA CAVE SPIDER

Geralds and Bad Geralds: We are ballet dancers on stone slabs

here's a tip: if people keep spawn-trapping you on your smp, keep a milk bucket, a potion of fire resistance, and a potion of water breathing in your hotbar. This way if you log in and they boxed you in obsidian with water, or set poison dispensers, or lava traps, you can just drink a potion or use your milk to rid yourself of unwanted effects, then continue unharmed.

The lava one is how to enforce a curfew. XD

9:20 'the redstone looks way more complicated than it really is' Mumbo: 'yes it looks complicated...'

he forgot the ultimate defence: *peaceful mode*

Grian: all these designs can help you defend your house. Phantoms: I have no weakness The hidden cats: bonjour

Grian: The first one is a wall. *Donald Trump joined the game.*

Grian killing Geralds since 2018

I love how Gerald needed an outfit change halfway through

Torches always help out, but....I feel like it’s hard to get every spot properly without wasting too many torches XP It’s either optifine or another mod, but one allowed you to press F7, and see a grid of all the non lit blocks, which would also show that torches light up about 4 or 5 blocks away in a diagonal sort of square. Minecraft should have that in the game, so we can properly light up things

*Grian is so adorably wholesome.*

y"all saying its bad Gerald but maybe he's sad Gerald 😔

You and Mumbo are my favorite Minecraft KZfaqrs! Thanks for making such funny and helpful videos! I enjoy watching them all!

Tells us about magma blocks killing zombies. Me - Could've used rails

Grian: EASY ways to protect your Minecraft house Iron Golem: Am I a joke to you So....1.8k wow was not expecting that ! 😂😊

But we all know the best DEfence Is THEfence