*"a little salt and pepper"* 💀

"It was so good I nearly had a heart attack" With that amount of salt and pepper I would too

" look at that cheese it looks expired!" Litterly eats the same cheese 💀-

“a blue chicken duhhh🙄” 💀💀💀

He’s like what is that cheese when he uses the same cheese

His stomach: "so you have chosen death.."

he said “boy you is DIRTY”💀

“A little bit of salt and pepper” proceeds to load the eggs with the whole container 💀💀💀

“A Little salt” (adds the entire ocean)

“You probably wondering where I got a blue egg I got it from a blue chicken DUH”💀that had me dead

You almost had a heart attack wit that SALT 💀

"where did you get that cheese, from bikini bottem?" got me dieing

"Where you get that from uhh bikini bottom?" Got me so dead💀

“So good I almost had a heart attack” Me: oh I wonder why-

Him:“your probably wondering where I got these blue eggs,from a blue chicken”me:looking for a blue chicken*

BRO I BET IF RED WAS YOUR COLOR YOU WOULDVE BEEN LIKE THIS IS GOOD MM LIKE SHUTUP

“Car-knee asahda”🗿

"it's so good I almost had a heart attack". "puts an entire ocean of salt and pepper 💀".

"chef Ramsaey☠️"

almost had a heart attack bc of how much salt you put on 💀

“A blue chicken”💀

Black squidward roasting his own hometown

BRO DUMPED THE WHOLE OCEAN IN THERE😂

Bro was being for real when he said he almost got a heart attack 💀

“ starting of with an omelet bright and early at 5 am” Stove : * 8:24 AM *

"oh it was so good I almost had a heart attack". You almost had a heart attack because you added a Ocean worth of salt.😭🙌🏽

Best YT ever🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know if you almost having a heart attack was caused by how good it was…

“A little salt and pepper” “Two shots of vodka”

Not the finest ingredients from chef Ramsay himself I'm dead 💀😭🤣

Blue taki Mozzarella sticks- i think I’m colorblind aint that green 🥹

him: "I almost got an heart attack!" also him: *puts an entire ocean of salt*

"*a little salt and pepper" - *Proceeds to season it like a steak

ALL THAT SALT AND PEPPER. YOU DUMPED OUT THE WHOLE THING AT ONCE

“A *little* salt and pepper” HAHA more like “*a lot* of salt and pepper”

The man's was talkin bout his food but there was no cheese strech💀☠️💀

Green eggs and ham lol but blue and no ham

Him: I almost had a heart attack Me: yeah from all the salt

Gracias para el complemento mi amigo! Ai más carne asada en el restaurante!

5:00 be bussin tho man fr 😂😂😮

“It was so good I almost had a heart attack“ got me laughing 😂

The bandanna napkin pretty hard ngl

“Boy you eating bloody eggs you is dirty ugh”.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not him having the same cheese😂

No wonder he almost had a heart attack the amount of salt and pepper was deadly lmao

Bro that Mario background music hits different😖

A little salt and pepper *Gradually dumps a bucket of salt and a tank of pepper*

“It was a little spicy” *proceeds to literally SUFFER from the spice*

U almost had a heart attack because of how unhealthy this is 💀💀

“A little salt and pepper” “OOH IT WAS SO GOOD I ALMOST HAD A HARD ATTACK” I wonder why 😮

"a little salt and pepper" *proceeds to add the whole dead sea* no wonder bro almost had a heart attack ☠️

Me personally would have eaten a blue waffle instead of a blue omelet.

Missed opportunity for you to eat bleu cheese with the mozzarella sticks.

“BOY U OVER HERE EATING BLOODY EGGS YOU IS DIRTY”I can’t🥹

Ain’t that the same sauce that your friend has and you smash talking his sauce mannn

“A little salt and pepper” Takes 1 bite: **dies** ☠️

I'm glad to finally have the extended version.

Him: egg so good I almost had a heart attack Me: nah u good bro the heart attack from the salt

"Where did you get that from bikini bottom looks expired" I'm dead🤣😭

The blue mozzarella stick looks moldy😂💀

"A blue chicken AND I almost had a heart attack 💀💀💀💀👌 NO CAP chef ramzi I dunno em name💀

“A little salt and pepper” Bro added the Amount of salt in the entire ocean

"Blue takis version " the fact it's cooked so it's green 🤣

Giving percy jacksons mums pancakes vibes 😭

Boy cooked eggs on high heat they look so dry 😱

That is green and don’t yell at meeeee 😅

“Bro you is DIRTY “ 😂

Me as a kid putting a little bit of salt and pepper mom looks like why did you play the whole thing on I can't even talk anymore I'm dead

Bro gonna be sneezing like my dad after that pepper

I fell if my chair when he said look at that cheese it looks expired 😂

Him: We woke up at 5:00 The oven time: Well I say otherwise

I’m sorry when he insulted his eggs calling them bloody and callin my boy out for being “dirty” I bursted out laughin and I don’t know why 🤣🤣🤣

“A blue chicken duhhh”💀💀

The way after Every sentence he says stop playin w me

Really 5:00am when on the clock it shows 8:00am

“Uhh it was soo good almost had a heart attack” you should’ve eating them NyQuil eggs

Him: IT WAS SO GOOD I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK me: BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING SALT

Not him licking his fingers when there’s nothing on it 😂😂😂😂

A little bit of salt and pepper got me 💀

Man took niquill chicken to a new level!

Man has a whole oceans worth of salt on that omlet lmao 💀💀💀💀

Bro is only giving his own food complements lol😂

“Ohh it was so good I almost had a heart attack”💀😭*puts lot of salt and pepper*😭

“Only eating blue food for a day!”-Adds white salt to blue eggs- ALSO THE “BLUE” TAKIS ARE GREEN JUST CUZ THEY SAY ITS BLUE DOSENT MAKE IT BLUE

XD bloody eggs

Black luigi: “Blue takis mozzarella sticks🔵💙” Me: bruh that shit green💀💀💀

The 5:00 one, like bro that is not blue bro it’s GREEN😂😂😂😂 YOU LOST ALREADY bro like waaaaaaaaa

“ I almost had a heart attack from that” you probably did with all the salt

"a Little salt and pepper" 💀👁️👄👁️ look at that you think that's a little

The blue takis mozzerella stick looks blue to him but i see green👁️👄👁️

“Where you get that cheese from…” “BIKINI BOTTOM?” 💀

Blood and crip foods 💀

"Eating red and blue food" Me: Why- why are you eating them with yellow cheese😭😭

The fact that the takis ones are green-

"Just a little salt and pepper" Hearth attack: Hello there 🙂

You almost had a heart attack cuz of that food coloring lmaoo

my guy ate smurf balls and turned it into eggs 💀💀💀

I love blue gatorade it's the best flavor that is my number 1 favorite drink

his heart when he ate that egg: IF YOU DONT STOP I WILL.

*adds like way to much salt and pepper on the egg* also him "so good i almost had a heart attack"💀