Yes

*WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT IM GOING SPEEDRUN*

speedrunning music *intensifies*

@Tiny Cacodemon Za warudo

😂

Accurate

Pfp sauce?

Simps

When im not watching this channel I’m watching Seven Hunnid on KZfaq ..

@@bluepoison2736 yikes

SAME

that's speedrunning for ya, completing hours-long games in under 30 minutes

Those 6+ hours usually involve finding tools to unlock doors and stuff, if you know where each item is and where to use it you'll take like only 30 minutes, 15 or 10 minutes for average speedrunners.

The only reason why those playthroughs take hours to complete this normally, is how broken everything is. It makes the puzzles 10x harder.

@@garlicxithat and people arent using speedrun strats

He never did. He said he would, but he never did... And I am disappointed in him

@@Daveaintreal the devs were constantly begging him to do a theory on their game. I guess he got ticked off and decided not to.

@@paperluigi6132 Yeah, I'm gonna need some citation on that. Any sources for your info?

@@Daveaintreal look up "hello neighbour matpat tweets" and look at images

@@paullol7852 That was 4 months ago. I am well aware of this problem now.

and then they use their instincts to fucking trip and die because they don't excercise or work out whatsoever

"ok so what i do here is sacrifice jimmy to the blood demons so i can complete a skip later in the run" jimmy: _"what"_

@@camcdragon don’t worry Timmy was just a character for the true ending the speed run is just for the good ending

That would be fire

Now I don't know why this dude is chasing me with a chainsaw but doesn't matter coz i'm gona stand on top of this box in between this lamp and the wall, which means he can't touch me. But because he tries so hard he eventually pushes me trough the wall and I'm free!

@Vaccinated Kid don’t click the link because it’s racism

@@allergy3659 what? What's the video?

@@ijustlikebees some kid with a maximilianmus pfp posting racist videos because “haha racism is funny” or some stupid pathetic shit those people get off to.

@Vaccinated Kid racism is yucky

But wouldn't that also mean that the kid should grow to?

frfr

_"The shadow is following."_

First time replying to a verified (damn 5 mins after the comment was posted) also don't reply to this reply it's not a big of a deal anyways Edit: also I saw 1 like when I first saw the comment

@@xondisw replied

bruh

@@xondisw My first time replying to a comment that's replying to a verified for the first time (damn 19 hours after the comment was posted) also don't reply to this reply it's not a big of a deal anyways. Edit: also I saw 1 like when I first saw the comment

@@xondisw replied (5)

Same

"I BLJ'd through the fence to skip like a third of the game" "Dude, this is Hello Neighbor, not Super Mario 64." *"Did I stutter?"*

@@co5micwaffle742 thats basically what happened lol,

@@co5micwaffle742 imagine Stanley doing a BLJ that would be so funny

Lmfao that is such a good Super Mario 64 reference

Ur are all veiwing

@@k4verns_ wow hes verified!!!!! I dont think it makes a difference!!

Isn’t it so relatable when the creepy kid from your school is in your basement at midnight? Agh..

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok

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@@mbe8273 no

@@mbe8273 why

@@mbe8273 sus

@@mbe8273 Sussy ⛔

So true🗿

Do you not build your house into a fort ?!!!!????

@@fnordranger3865 maybe he is too dumb to not do an obviously great thing.

@@pustota7254 clearly, my house fort is equipped with a monkey holding a baseball bat Yours?

@@fnordranger3865 My house is just has a floor of level 9999999999 Legos.

supercalifragilisticexpialidociouspneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You just added a scientific thing that when a volcano blows up and the sulfur in it gets inhaled by you, youl get pneumunoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Lmao

I do not speak 3rd world languages

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

It invalidates it if you let it😅 every single movie is like a dream you watch on a screen, its not real. So people just ruin it for themselves by having these strange expectations. When have anyone ever woken up from a real dream and been like, oh it was just a dream, so fuck the experience😅 I for one have dreams every now and then that teaches me some lessons about my own emotions.

It's the ultimate cop-out. "We did something very big with our story, but we have neither the will nor the ability to see how these changes could be explained or their ramifications, so I guess it was all a dream lmao"

@@jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 we want to have a meaningful story that feels like it’s real not like dream

@@thelordshrek2938 but there is a change... just because it is projected through a dream, doesnt mean the moral of it isnt meaningfull?.. how is that a cop-out?.. Everything in the story had a lasting impact on the main character?.. how would you have liked the devs to portray childhood trauma?🤣

@@jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 I understand the thought process but it basically goes "it was all a dream, so every struggle in the work the main character faced in didn't matter at all, the character was in no real danger ever in the actual canon story"

And you getting bigger is the games representation of you getting stronger and being able to confront the monster thingy

Corny

@@thealphas1 Horny

@@LilCheesyBean bonk

@@LilCheesyBean bonk

Basically, buuuut you need read all the books to understand the trauma best.

Michael Roth is an introverted boy who always felt he didn't fit in in any of the many cities he has lived in due to his parents' work until one day they move to Raven Brooks, a small town full of mysteries. There he meets his best friend Aaron James Peterson with whom they explore the most iconic places in the city such as the old fair in which an event that marked all the citizens took place. Aaron's father, Mr. Peterson, was a designer of stunning amusement parks and he was invited to do a project at Raven Brooks, a state-of-the-art amusement park named after a very famous company called The Golden Apple. When the inauguration of the park happened everyone was excited but one of the attractions failed, ending the life of a girl named Lucy yi. Soon Nicky discovers that what happened may not have been an accident ... Then he begins to investigate death3 and discovers very murky things about Mr. Peterson, while this is happening, he receives the news that Mr. Peterson's wife died in a car accident, which destroys his friend (Peterson's son), in the hide and seek game it is explained that Peterson's children were very happy until their mother died3, this angers Aaron a lot and he accidentally killed4 his sister. This ends with the sanity of Mr. Peterson and he begins to be more mysterious and Nicky investigates more thoroughly about him, getting to go into his house to see what he has in the basement and why Mr. Peterson visits the old fair so much. . I leave you with that so that you do not get too confused because it is a very broad story which is better to read and understand the references in the different games. I highly recommend the books, they are very entertaining and will most likely become your favorite franchises. :)

Ahhh, yes. Requite. (Yes, I am _that_ guy.)

believe me, it does

Leaving this here as a reminder not to click the links below

@@jaopao3227 good idea lol

it really does

And then u turn into an 100ft giant with a house on ur head

@@Anyting9OnTopGrrr Then Your Head Becomes 1000 x Times Bigger

I’d just move

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLqIdKR135mspJ8.html

Hmmm that sounds familiar

@MMI👇😍 this is honestly.. sad....

@@zomicat They do it because there are equally sad people who fell for that kind of shit, else spam wouldn't be such a widespread problem.

@@ballom29 does links like this contain viruses?

@MMI👇😍 hi Spamton!

@MMI👇😍 gtfo

bot no me not small child, Vice city is fun game fun for heavy handed gentleman with vice token Gotta love those names though Billy Shapiro James McDonough George hall What generic crap, I haven’t seen a four account bot stream though, but they’re sloppy for using the same accounts across multiple videos on the same channel, you can see the comment history with a click, dunno who the person in the pfp is, but I don’t think they’d be happy to know they’re being plastered everywhere, on second look it was created a month ago, and the picture looks pretty generic, so my best guess would be it is something to make it look more real, like the usage of “U”.

dude wyf are these spambots talking abt?

are these bots shilling for a 20 year old GTA game? I'm confused. Whoever is running these doesn't seem to know what they're on about.

Oh I see, it's shilling for game piracy groups and bots on the Telegram platform. Thanks Google.

nah bruh they too glitchy even more glitchy than the full game

could it be due to the cartoons nature of the models?

@@keijvu maybe, but even then you can make custom collision for them

@@keijvu no, look at other games that have a cartoony artstyle. None of them are as clunky as this

I think they used mesh colliders which is why u get stuck in everything, instead of using normal colliders lmao

Might've auto-generated collision instead of doing it manually.

The only thing I was disappointed with was the fact that I spent more than 2 hours on the game and couldn't refund it when it went to crap and the devs refused to stop making it dumb... Thanks Steam. And thanks devs of Hello Neighbor for probably the best bait n' switch of $30 I've ever regretted to be hit with.

well hey now there's motivation to speedrun

Yea this game is just terrible. The NPC that is supposed to "learn" doesn't learn anything. He hears you through everything and just teleports through shit. It's just utterly broken trash. Knowing the ending and the dream BS just actually makes it dumber.

that's not the lore, that's the way this game was made but I'm not sure if that's actually the story. I'm pretty sure 2 developers made the pre-alpha and alpha 1, and then tinybuild bought it and kinda messed it up.

Lol people overhyped themselves with these crazy theories that the developers couldn't deliver. I don't blame them. Game theory was even spear heading all these insane lore theories.

Wait..It's milk? I thought it's glue?

@@EnderZafai it is glue why would he keep milk in small bottles

Lol this happened to me to

You can also jump and throw a crate towards the ground and yeet yourself over the fence

Happened to me

I could play one of the alphas for fun, but the full no

Fuck man I remember the old days of being a dumb little youngin watching DanTDM playing through the Alpha Beta other military-terms version of this game and getting the shit scared out of me

Full game wasn't that bad tho, sure it has tons of bugs but I had fun playing it

@@quitequeerquesadilla Same hfjdjsjs

@@quitequeerquesadilla same lmao

The kid walk through walls, i be shivering my boots

@@Yoshikage._Kira. The kid intentionally gets caught in bear traps he himself set up in order to go through walls. I'd be shitting bricks.

R.I.P. Yondu

E

Two references at once, touche

@No-sh*t-captain-obvious wait is that hermitcraf-

Lmao XD

mediocre is way too positive of a word for the game. its full of a shit ton of bugs, shitty story, absolutely horrendous art style and graphics that makes me wanna puke, super illogical and nonsensical puzzles and everything including the movements and the controls feels like a 10 year old's first time making a game in unity

@@diaco3798 You right.

Its to build up for part 2

Act 1 house is literally remake of alpha2 house

@@diaco3798 Jesus christ you could've just said it was bad

Just like Starbound

@@neji2401 this comment sent me into pain, I miss those days.

@@neji2401 What happened between the alphas and the current release?

@@Merkhahba basically a completely different game

@@Merkhahba I think he went and made it a hella watered down version when he saw how it got popular with a young demographic. Can't make little Timmy work too hard for that credit sequence, can we?

"You didn't hurt me, nothing can hurt me, you didn't hurt me, nothing can stop me now" -Trent Reznor

Yeah I was hoping someone would catch that as well. As you said it’s your characters growing over their childhood trauma and rising above it. Good job

I think bc u suck his power actually

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@@giorecaldestumpfs1010 no the entire game is a metaphor for growing up specifically growing out of your fears and for the game your neighbor was your fear. It was your childhood trauma you weren’t taking the monsters power you were literally (and figuratively) rising above your fear the game does this very well that’s why I love this game

earl fan I see

@@djv7827 you alr know

Growing his mental strength by breaking into someone's house

@@karlson1589 there’s deeper meaning to this stupid ass game which is what I love about it, trust your intuition.

Physiological Genius

The sequel is coming out in a few months, so we're gonna see a whole lot of it. Also, unlike the first game, the second game actually seems pretty great.

@@gamesuarx I hope so lol, hello neighbour looked really promising when it was very early in development but instead of improving like most games do, it got worse instead. I’d really like to see an actually good and fun version of this game

fr

I hope the sequel doesn't have 5 million bugs and glitches and doesn't crash a bunch, and also you don't randomly slide through walls and the floor forcing you to restart an act

finally, a nice reply section.

The lore of Hello Neighbor is one of the only things that I like about it.

ah yes the eviction notice predates gaia and this universe

Shart

Loeser

I miss the Alpha 2 *FULL* basement.

@@avcables_ yeah

oh ok yeah that explains why the ending wasn't so bleak

which version was that? as someone who knows the lore that's not accurate.

I remember back when the game came out it was a teddy or a doll with crying sounds playing right

I know right

And I agree

that is the normal ending, after the final defence and before the white place, there is an animation of you jumping towards the monster and then explosions

@grammar thx

I would also add, that it could be a reference on the child wishes of protection from an adult because of the kidnapping. The kid (as a grown up) wished he could've been big and strong enough to protect his younger self.

@grammar no

@grammar you forgot a fullstop

holy shit really? I'm somewhat traumatized realizing it was that long ago!

hand in hand with yansim

Holy shit I thought I was the only one, I legit had the exactly same experience

5 YEARS!!!!!!

Same, ti the point where I actually somewhat followed the games release

I remember stealing the neighbors toys and putting them in my room

I remember actually taking my neighbors trash and putting it in his trash can, and I also remember how that made my game crash. No im not even kidding. I literally had my game crash because I was being a good person

Ya same

A stated reason why doing chores are bad :)

I do that too LOL

Yea I think those are actually more popular than running the final version

@@blternative makes sense, the final game was a disappointment

yes

you know you really fucked up when the first build is the best

@@user-fc2ik5xb3j ai went from barricading doors with chairs, barricading windows, knowing where you always enter the house and much more, and in the final build he just barricades stuff he feels like and finding you for no reason

Got any details on that? I imagine speedrunners for Hello Neighbor would love to hear about it, even if you don't remember much.

also important to note what version you were on theirs a few different versions people speedrun

This happened to me a couple of times as well, not in act 2 tho. I think this happens every now and again due the physics with hitboxes being quite messy and it’s not really possible to launch up like that consistently

@@thepearled0120 I don't remember too much other than that the neighbor was also under where I was at while doing it.

@@chainmengaming maybe he threw something

Ur pfp looks like a discord mod

@@luccapellegrini619 Naw, im just a nonbinary trans person and thus cant grow facial hair properly no matter how hard i try. Its nvr gonna fill in fully; so i just embracee the mane.

@@SylviaRustyFae still tho

@@luccapellegrini619 I cant get rid of it as my beard is one of my most commonly used stims; alongside my pacifier.

@@luccapellegrini619 did you skip Brain day?

ye the trap moves you to the center so that's how bear trap glitch works

They cared more about baiting youtubers than make a good game

They literally made a great built scaperoom/parkour-esque alpha and then did a completely different game about puzzles

The first alphas were legendary. It was a scary horror game about breaking into your neighbours house.. now its just a glitchy game with alot of platforming and the neigbour only being at the first floor most of the time...

now its literally shit

It used to be the shit, now it's shit

Yeah it kept going downhill after the first few alphas, idk what the devs were thinking

@@gamesuarx sometimes it takes a stumble to learn the stride

same 😂

Don’t bother, it’s not worth it.

@MMI👇😍 dont click link guys

I have completed it like 3 times and I had it for like 3 years I think I finished it once in my first year then the second year the third ear it was untouched and now I saw this and I was like hey that's pretty cool imma play it again

Now you remembered go finish the game

all this is true except the lighter part, nicky wasn't a bad teenager, his only real problem was his curiosity

oh, yeah, I can't wait for Goodbye Neighbor either

@@hushravelle lol that's way better

WOWO

So it’s possible to delete the neighbour?

Where are u from maan?

now that's what i call a clutch