Lol

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@@shahrulshahrul5929 😅😅😅

I have seen, heard and touched 50, that's cold

I'm your 666th like

You lying... your name ain't Freddy Granados

Right 💯

Kevin never been funny Fr Fr 💯

Ure lying... he's way way way funnier than kevin hart

Facts

Amen!

Eddie has that sweet sauce, like chappell, kevin hart or chris rock, i wonder why he hasnt caught his big break yet

@@ZombieInc661 Chappell comes off as a very intelligent guy, most comedians are deep thinkers and very intelligent I figured out, because if you think about it, it is hard to make strangers laugh especially someone as grumpy as me or my ex, this is a skill not to be taken lightly.

comedy is a method to bring truth. but truth hurts and can be seen as hate (especially today). never saw a good comedyshow that hasnt truth in it.

@@TheOne-yq6qk Yes, they are all free thinker and intelligence comes as a job qualification, i was referring to a sauce that is special to every individual, these people including eddie, imo are charismatic to the masses, eddies voice and animations and construction of jokes is up there, we should have seen more from him

@@ZombieInc661 Yh, I agree, very under rated.

You don't know who Eddie Griffin is

Man I remember this when I was in high school legendary

Muslims believe both Jesus and Muhammad were Messengers tho...

❤my favorite line

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dude your dude is the funniest anywhere

It’s more like Christian’s think Jesus is god and Muslim think he’s a messenger

Yup I dooooo

The whole idea of Islam, it's that all the previous Messages are no longer accessible in their original form. Moses message and Jesus message were fundamentally the same, submit your will to god. The Torah got corrupted by the people therefore a new message had to be send. This can be seen in the Bible of Matthew 15:24 “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” Fundamentally Jesus was sent to the jews. The proof of jesus message was the same message of Moses, in book of matthew 5:17 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them." The message was the same message of Moses, Worship one God. but after jesus left earth, people claimed he was a god, yes divinity of Jesus was a Late Invention of the Council of Nicea. The original form of jesus religion that dictates submit your will to God the one and Only God was no longer accessible , therefore another messenger had to come to correct the corruption from the land. The last messenger is Mohammed. In islam, if you didn't hear of the new message, on the day of judgment you will be judged on how good of a christian you were, but since you heard about Islam you no longer have a argument that you didn't receive the message. Read about islam, and learn about it, and discuss any point you don't understand in the Quran with any islamic center available near you.

Mohsin Saeed Read John 3:16 , Jesus is the son of god, the Quran mentions the gospel and the gospel undoubtedly expresses Jesus divinity and fulfillment of the law meaning he is the messiah. Islam explicitly states he didn’t die on the cross and is the only “historical text” that states this. Islam is from satan. I hope you learn the truth. “No one can come to the father, except through me” - Jesus Christ

@@lesterkraft660 Your statement is detrimental my friend.. Jesus ( Isa Bin maryaam) never utter such divinity as a son of god or The supreme Lord of the worlds ( Allah azzawajal ) having any offsprings... your own book that you're claiming will even tell you that Jesus ( Isa Bin Maryaam) is a noble prophet not the son of god nor a god-man, The creation is not like the creator. Matthew 26:39- "And he went a little further and fell on his face, praying" From adam to nabi muhammad (s.a.w) all of them are Muslim. Understand what a muslim means. I hope YOU learn the truth. Blessings

@@lesterkraft660The Devil can't oppose himself, as you can see In Luke 11:18 "If Satan also be divided against himself, how shall his kingdom stand?" The Quran contains many verses to stay away from the devil and worship the only God, God of jesus and all the prophets.

Real comedy is subversive

Wow what an amazing way to get the message out , very true indeed!!

Profound statement in guise of philosophy

@@ciaran6309 Haters gonna hate

Knowledge???? This is an extremely shallow skim of some of the more well known events of Scripture, skewed by deliberate misunderstanding.

Deonta1k if it were written in the essence, a lot of people would not eat pork ;)

Eric Bay Yeah but can’t resist a good old bacon sandwich, not gonna lie. Lol

genie121 yes, I had the same struggles. But I overcame it. All the diseases related to pork aren’t worth it.

I still have no idea what written in your essence means

@@ShukakuTheCrazy1 it's in your blood. Your DNA. What makes you, you. Everything about you is written in that code.

Abram Ruelas Jesus is the white boy so he’s good😂😂😂😂

That doesn't mean we talk about god

@@fdnychaser469 oh shut the hell up!

@@missuncongenial1843 Exactly. All gods are fictitious bullshit. There ain't no bogeyman in the clouds lookin' down watchin' us masturbate and judgin' us.

God gave us a sense of humor to use it wisely not to mock him u know He is a supreme being so a little respect for him wouldnt matter

This set was very funny but as believers of Christ everything he said was taking way out of context. I can sit back and laugh at it from a comical stand point but know the truth at the same time.

@@morpheuspimp863 What truth? And what context is needed for Exodus 21:20 where it says you can own and beat slaves so long as they don't die within a couple of days? Where is the truth in a virgin gave birth and that baby would grow up to walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine, die and come back to life?

@@morpheuspimp863 oook.

@@shaqyardie8105 They rarely reply to that one

@@shaqyardie8105 Did you read the entire chapter or just pick that particular verse?

and he doesn't use the same joke over and over again

Facts I agree with u 100%

George carlin then Richard pryor are the best stand up's EVER in that order.

@@snelgrave101 But who is 3rd?

@@pollypockets508 My personal choice would be Lee Evans.

Not clever at all.. without KZfaq you won't be able to watch this video, And without the masenger you won't be able to know god and what god wants from you. Im sure that Eddie knew about it, he made a joke and you guys are taking it as a fact.

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 clearly you didn't get the joke or the message

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 He's right, the messenger aside, did you get the message?

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 it doesn’t matter WHO the messenger is.. all that matters is did you receive the message that was suppose to be received.

@@khaledal-sakkaf5613 True, but idolizing the messenger without fully understand the message they tried us to receive is not right either. I'm just pin pointing the meaning from that line.

Hes one of the smartest comedian ever along Dave chappelle and pryor!

You damn right they are,brother..

I enjoy comedians who don't use profanity to get laughs. A philosopher? lol. I'll have to take your word on that.

@@ellieaquitaine6396 name a few who don't use profanity please

@@Otinanai13579 I don't look for comedians on KZfaq although I just watched Liam Neeson doing a skit with Ricky Gervais which was hilarious and someone posted a link that brought me here. I adore Jimeoin who you probably have never heard of and there are others who's names escape me right now. Not a favourite but Seinfeld made a fortune being funny without smut. Clever comedy.

Dont forget Patrice O'Neil and Chris Rock too.

Same, I’m a Christian and rolled me eyes at a few things he said. Nevertheless, there were some amazing jokes in this clip. You can’t ignore the genius

Well, he said morals are written in our essence. This is true from an Islamic perpective. He said Jesus didn't die on the cross...

@@AlIskanderZhao that’s true actually

Please tell me about Islam. I think Islam overall is a sweet special religion, but there has been so much discussion about Sharia with the killing apostates, cutting off heads, cutting out female genitalia, etc,

@@DavidCarter-ib3vw Well, you‘ll have to learn about the sunni Islam. ,,Muhammed Hijab“ - watch his videos. Pretty academic and insightful.

On God...💯💯💯💯

So true

They could be long distant cousins without knowing it...he should do some ancestry dna test to see if he's related to the Shakur family. 😊

wow big facts

Candace Jones lol hilarious

Hilarious

Wonder if there was a NA adam and eve or an european one 😂

Where did these mystery bitches come from 😂

Mary is the mystery bitch, she was still a Virgin FFS

Shut up fool

@@zbeubbzbeubb9742 nrml ,wech mazelna f yemet l fis hhhhh

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@@ayoubzougari2761 nice bomb plans

Selçuk Üzüm thanks broo hhhhhh

Best joke

thx man, non native speaker here, trying to learn English and understand his thick accent and I couldn't get that line no matter how many times I rewinded !!!

WORDZ 😎

True.

I Lost It Bro😂😂

Stop comparing that both are good no is better each other

I was questioning religion before I started middle school. Why is a grown man questioning religion seen as so profound?

Different kind of comedy! I would never compare Dave or Bill Burr to Gary Owen or Kevin Hart because their approach is different. Enjoy what you like but don't talk down others.

@@69GUNOT cancel culture is spreading like a virus

@CALEB ALVAREZ depends on where you are. In most places, questioning it carries the death penalty, courtesy of the religion's god. So yeah, for some people, it is daring.

YES THE BEST MEDICINE

You're pretty

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Wow ur gorgeous

First time I heard that I was crying 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️

It was someone invent it not jesus he ded before the person invent it

Am seeing there is a period of success which has been knocking on your door for a very long period of time but you don't know how to open for it in your life. And there are dreams you have been getting at night which you forget when you wake up, some times you hear someone calling you but the voice disappears, and when your in a room alone you always have the feeling that your not alone. And some times you wake up from your sleep in the morning when your feeling tired from no where. And financially, you always gets money but it always passes through your hands without doing what's its supposed to do. And people has been turning onto your back even at the last moments. My spirits are showing me alot about you. There people blocking your luck and wants to destroy your life by sending you evil spirits♨️

yes, im a muslim and i find this funny aswell, i don't know why people take comedians so srsly?

@@user-Rayyan123 I'm a Muslim and I find the jokes about Jesus way too disrespectful. American people or lot of them are very vulgar and disrespectful.

@@northkorean7435 YES, SURE

Same. This is blasphemous, god didn’t write the Quran? All wars because of religion? Ignorance..

@@northkorean7435 americans don't even respect their mother and father leaving them in nursing home ... Its in their blood....what do you expect from them....

in other words don't fuck with me and i won't fuck with you .. so true ha lol

Golden rule of life mate.

Its called the Golden Rule, most people know this.

The "golden rule" is a good place to start, but has limitations. For example: i want to have sex with X. I would like X to have sex with me. Therefore it follows the golden rule to have sex with X regardless of their opinion as I am treating them as I would want to be treated. There is a school of moral philosophy, might be Kant, where you have to find the most basic form of an action. If you cannot wish that that action be a universal rule, then it is unethical. To use the above example, they would have to refine "have sex with X regardless" to "have sex with anyone regardless". If you made this a universal rule, then everyone would be able to ethically rape anyone. If you do not want that, then your action cannot be ethically justified. This only kicks the problem further down the road though. Sad thing is that moral philosophy and ethics don't have an answer to "what is right, and what is wrong?"

One that is forgotten alot.

You think that's bad it's a religion called Jainism where they starve themselves to death as a sacrifice.

Samarth Srivastava that’s what I always wondered, I am not trying to be offensive, but some Christians don’t have the logic, they call Muslims pigs when they clearly know,pigs is forbidden, why would someone eat an animal that’s eating trash, that’s one of the reasons why it’s forbidden in Islam

@@TecDLogic Actually the main reason is health related.

😂😊😊😊🤔

She got some pretty ass eyes, but what about the titties and coochie tho?? Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you PERIOD 💅👊👏👑💪💍💯

Very Logical

100%

This *is* education.

Muthafukin Education

This is telling the truth which belivers dont like

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Guess what still funny

It's not the nails that kill you during crucifixion, it's SUFFOCATION. This torture method was invented by the Persians and perfected by the Roman empire.

@@hdnttl8679 however, Jesus is said to have raised the dead.

@@christophercover5212 he ressurected him self after 3 days. Lets see 50 cent do that.

@@christophercover5212 His ultimate goal was not to perform miracles, it was to take the penalty of all sin and crucify it to the cross.

hdnttl really? If Jesus died for the sins of the world , how come we have to stand during the day of judgment?

Katt Williams

George Carlin. If yall like Eddie, George will drive the point closer to home. And then some (relating to religion and government)

Katt williams is much better and natural than him

Cause he states a few obviouses lol

Dave chapele there is no contest

Yesssssssssssss

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

Whats that mean?

All that and still had no balls to make fun of Muhammad. ☝️

@@deserteagle6776 but jesus is our prophet too they r both same to us muslims

Terribly relevant

@@yasheda6982 As you say! And thank you.

😂😂😂😂😂

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

Oh,. My,.

@Mohamud Ahmed and your name too 😅😅😂

Everything he said was GOLD....

That's why they took down his Netflix Specials, he's considered dangerous by the dark stste for the New World Reset..

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

When you actually read the Bible Adam and Eve had more kids than just Cain and Abel. It’s hard to believe if you haven’t read but it mentions it in Genesis.

@@notme5205so they married their sisters?

@@itookallthenames Pretty much had to. But yeah

Ask yourself who was Cain so afraid of that he needed a mark? Basic reading comprehension tells me there were cultures outside of eden.

Cesare Borgia was a travellin man

well white is right. and it's true because it rhymes

@Hawaa Sarwary no shit sherlock!

Your hecka dumb. Jesus isn't white. He's brown skin like the rest of us. Go read history book bruh

@@nilfredoseverino5673 lmao Go look up the definition of sarcasm smartass!!

The best

You must be a ! Christian

@@schrodingerskatze6192 yeah I don't think it's funny to make fun of the Lord so

@@jamesantoine4318 Did the lord say that? Dont think so. Don't be so uptight about it

Dannice Grannell think hells basket has room for the both of us?😂

thanks bro i am but not sure how i know you

God gave us a sense of humour...he will burn those who didnt laugh...😂😂

Lol 😂😂😂😂

no hell is real, you need to repent and turn To Jesus @@queenateeba4803

True

Not true. Christians do not see Jesus as merely a messenger. Islam and Christianity do not have the same message. Wars are often over geopolitical non religious reasons. And God being written in our essence makes no sense seeing as how not one of us on here will have the same convictions of good and evil or innate human conscience. Eddie is a great comedian but his Christian doctrine was way off.

@@denno3124 Brother, Griffin will preach against Christianity because he is of this world. Christ is not.

@kwido 5:37 Just because Griffin wouldn't die for Christ doesn't mean there weren't countless others that did. There are much more effective ways of fighting wars then kamikaze, and more honorable tactics than intentionally targeting civilians. Even though a Christian doesn't typically strap on a TNT vest, he would still jump on a grenade for his brothers.

@@denno3124 false if you really pay attention to the history of man war was always created off differences on beliefs and practices not technically land, land was just a plus.

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

Am seeing there is a period of success which has been knocking on your door for a very long period of time but you don't know how to open for it in your life. And there are dreams you have been getting at night which you forget when you wake up, some times you hear someone calling you but the voice disappears, and when your in a room alone you always have the feeling that your not alone. And some times you wake up from your sleep in the morning when your feeling tired from no where. And financially, you always gets money but it always passes through your hands without doing what's its supposed to do. And people has been turning onto your back even at the last moments. My spirits are showing me alot about you. There people blocking your luck and wants to destroy your life by sending you evil spirits♨️

Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

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You nailed it!!!

@@insanejane522 I see what you did there

The fact that he can not do the same jokes to Jufs

JUDA JEWISH jokes

"...these mystery bitches come from"?

Kaamran Mohammad W O W it took some balls! TY

Yeah he's right live and let live

Edit- it's been a year and nice to know that things travel far and wide. I saw this video again and thought that I need to make my stance clear on the early part of the video where some fun is made about the Christian faith and a little bit about the Islamic Faith. It is not acceptable to me that anyone makes fun of Jesus...so all the statements that are sacrilege and blasphemous to the personality of Christ, I consider it sacrilege and blasphemy too. The irony that comedians find in religious matters mostly if not always is because the followers lost sight of the original teachings and morals...if students and scholars of religion critically examined their practices, people like Eddie would have had less work to do! So I say I agree with the pointing out Eddie does and not with the ridicule. Love to all.

no disrespect, but how are you calling a child molestor your messenger? islam is not a religion. its a political counter to whatever the west puts out. lets just call it what it is. you dont need religion, thats embedded in your dna, like eddie says in this video. you dont fuckin need religion. only dumb mislead people need that. god put us all here to fight these fuckin elites. no matter your color, nationalism, culture or w.e THAT is why we re put here. religion , politics, culture and all of that distracts you from being close to god. muhammed fucked a 9 year old dude. lmao thats not a messenger from god. in fact, he abused god's name to get what his heart lusted for. sad, you need to do some awakening bro. wish you the best.

@@deathrager2404 What do you suggest I do?

Jill Miller same here, I am Muslim and the whole thing was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

So you have a low IQ because you believe in the spaghetti monster okay

Job Done Right wtf are you talking about??? Must have been some good s*** you where smoking!

@@jillmiller6412 proof of your God?

Job Done Right my God is real! And they way I look at it if I believe and he isn't real, I have lost nothing! But if I don't and he is real I have lost EVERYTHING! May god bless and keep you!