Eddie Izzard - Intelligent Design

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13 жыл бұрын

Check out a clip from EDDIE IZZARD: Live from Madison Square Garden. Special airs Saturday, January 15th at 8pm ET.
For more Eddie Izzard go to: epx.ms/hUODGf

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@piggy201
@piggy201 12 жыл бұрын
This is the most precise recreation of throwing up I've ever seen. At least from my experience.
@TheHigherSpace
@TheHigherSpace 3 жыл бұрын
100%
@2degucitas
@2degucitas 3 жыл бұрын
From everyone's experience. The follow up diarrhea is a lot of fun too.
@maureenackerley8024
@maureenackerley8024 2 жыл бұрын
@@2degucitas Oh yes! When you're throwing your holding you bum because there is so much pressure down there too! 🤮🤢🤣🤣🤣
@rosenerik
@rosenerik 12 жыл бұрын
Throwing up is an opera...
@vernodemilo
@vernodemilo 10 жыл бұрын
I'm going to see him live next week ! ! I am so happy and excited ! !
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 Жыл бұрын
@johnnydmp It's been 9 years. I think we ought resolve ourselves that they understood too much all too well & are now in Witness Protection...as a cow.
@nacarreira777
@nacarreira777 5 жыл бұрын
I love Eddie Izzard!!!!
@MyScorpion42
@MyScorpion42 5 жыл бұрын
I throw up exactly like Eddie Izzard, same sound and everything, remarkable
@Brandt761
@Brandt761 13 жыл бұрын
Finally, the truth about throwing up!
@June28July
@June28July 12 жыл бұрын
I just saw the title 'Intelligent Design' and I started laughing! Eddie Izzard is *British accent* BRILLIANT!
@Magnetohydrodynamics
@Magnetohydrodynamics 12 жыл бұрын
I cannot breathe.
@NZYOGAGIRLLarissa
@NZYOGAGIRLLarissa 5 жыл бұрын
Such a fan 😁😁
@deadlee0b1
@deadlee0b1 11 жыл бұрын
I love it when you ask him if hes gay, and he's like "No, I just like to dress up, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!" hahahaha
@Hellwyck
@Hellwyck 3 жыл бұрын
It beats him saying "what the fuck is it to you? Get a life".
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp 2 жыл бұрын
This has aged like fine wine 🤣
@PDeRop
@PDeRop 11 жыл бұрын
Aflost busted à gut watching this. Brillant.
@Nmethyltransferase
@Nmethyltransferase 11 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I drooled a little! >///
@stormtrooper1379
@stormtrooper1379 11 жыл бұрын
How can you not find eddie izzard funny
@postoergopostum
@postoergopostum 12 жыл бұрын
Last year during an abdominal mri scan, I had a reaction to the contrast dye and projectile vomited into the control panel and circuitry of the hospitals brand new $5 million spinning laser magnet donut. They would only do my after op scans on the old unit, with a garbage bag taped over the panel.
@CallMeAvocado
@CallMeAvocado 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAAAA! That is AWESOME dude.
@shumeister1059
@shumeister1059 3 жыл бұрын
The MRI company should take note and design a machine that can withstand that.
@AlchemyForTheWin
@AlchemyForTheWin 12 жыл бұрын
A KZfaq video that mentions intelligent design that doesn't include a flame war in the comments? I guess there is a first for everything.
@jimstanga6390
@jimstanga6390 5 жыл бұрын
Faded jeans, striped red and white shirt and a dark coat with tails - his sense of style is brilliant in this performance....
@Motmasterflash
@Motmasterflash 11 жыл бұрын
anyone else think the 'Epix' banner in the beginning was an Ad and tried to exit it :)
@greendeane1
@greendeane1 3 жыл бұрын
If there was such a thing as intelligent design we would all have self-cleaning noses.
@michaell.8938
@michaell.8938 11 жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious!
@rachelsremedies2602
@rachelsremedies2602 Жыл бұрын
He’s funny
@AtlasBlizzard
@AtlasBlizzard 11 жыл бұрын
His movie career. It was easier for him to get roles this way. Don't worry, he's stated in interviews that he is still an Executive Transvestite.
@AllenQuatermain2de
@AllenQuatermain2de 12 жыл бұрын
i love how you have no idea what you just quoted but did it anywayz, almost as funny as eddie
@TheWickedWicks
@TheWickedWicks 12 жыл бұрын
Executive transvestite!!
@Hellwyck
@Hellwyck 3 жыл бұрын
ACTION Transvestite!
@Novelboy2112
@Novelboy2112 12 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd laugh at throw-up.
@PeterStoreysbutler
@PeterStoreysbutler 11 жыл бұрын
Sadly I agree.
@martinbondesson
@martinbondesson 12 жыл бұрын
LOL! It's funny 'cause it's true!
@thebagel_lord
@thebagel_lord 13 жыл бұрын
"now what part of intelligent design is that?" LOL
@scruffyp5237
@scruffyp5237 9 жыл бұрын
i cant stop laughing
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp 2 жыл бұрын
If I were god, I'd order Eddie to do comedy for eternity, and nothing else. Even activism!
@jetaddicted
@jetaddicted 12 жыл бұрын
it has that sort of connotation yes, but rather like "superior class", "l'éxécutif" is the decision board in a sociéty here.
@PDeRop
@PDeRop 11 жыл бұрын
Almost*
@jjobie
@jjobie 12 жыл бұрын
Why did Eddie stop doing the flat-out drag look?
@AtlasBlizzard
@AtlasBlizzard 11 жыл бұрын
Ah, true. My mistake. :P
@sids500
@sids500 11 жыл бұрын
I think you may be religious, and offended. He is intelligent, random and very funny, in my opinion. An original.
@bumblebeebazaar4018
@bumblebeebazaar4018 4 жыл бұрын
🤣💋❤️🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@TheMadQueen
@TheMadQueen 11 жыл бұрын
Hey, I think hes looking more handsome as he ages really. lol
@AkatsukiYukino
@AkatsukiYukino 13 жыл бұрын
@HolyManBobb You're new to Eddie Izzard, aren't you?
@hardinmichael1981
@hardinmichael1981 12 жыл бұрын
@Terrabyte20 you know that he's a Biologist, right?
@dzzzzzt
@dzzzzzt 11 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@SimonFraser4
@SimonFraser4 12 жыл бұрын
source?
@HolyManBobb
@HolyManBobb 13 жыл бұрын
Is this guy wearing eye liner and a cape?
@yvonnethompson844
@yvonnethompson844 10 жыл бұрын
that's free market system for you, no cash no services, we are trying to shift it to something a little more practical.... it's going to take a paradigm shift that's pretty big it starts with the health maintainance organizations,(they decide the doctors through negociations and such then give you the choice) for those of us who are really broke with kids there is medicaid ( you can chose from 3 or 4 insurance companies) managed on state level but gender reassignment wasn't medical nessisary
@doc1c70
@doc1c70 12 жыл бұрын
I once threw up so bad, I not only had broken blood vessles in my eye balls, but my eye lids. I horked so much at one point I said, "I don't remember eating that." It was awful. Come to find out I'm allergic to Dericef (sp) an antibiotic.
@Codegirl96
@Codegirl96 13 жыл бұрын
@Mullahgrrl It's not, it really sucks. I should know. Some nights I can't go to sleep till I throw up dinner cause I ate something that messed with my stomach. It really f***ing sucks.
@supervegeta101
@supervegeta101 12 жыл бұрын
I'm old to eddie izzard and wondered "ONLY eyeliner and make-up, why the fuck ISN'T he wearing a dress?!"
@Alekpowah
@Alekpowah 12 жыл бұрын
man he's a pirate
@ETxSalsa
@ETxSalsa 12 жыл бұрын
This is normal him :P
@SugarQueen972
@SugarQueen972 7 жыл бұрын
you guys can download on torrent it's free.
@warren52nz
@warren52nz 7 жыл бұрын
*_ABANDON SHIP!!!_* LOLOL 8^D
@misspinkpunkykat
@misspinkpunkykat 11 жыл бұрын
The idea that cattle have four stomachs is just a myth. The have one just like everything else, it just has four chambers to aid in the digestive process.
@toonvdwielen96
@toonvdwielen96 2 жыл бұрын
Dont cows have 7 stomachs? We were told so
@naiasonod
@naiasonod 12 жыл бұрын
@1tabligh I love how you go from asserting -a- creator to declaring a specific one. You also presume that you know what order and disorder are in an objective manner that isn't strictly defined by the definatively meager comprehensions of a human speck. All this ado about things people pretend they know absolutely, when the truth seems to be that we -KNOW- absolutely nothing. Not about gods, not about afterlives and not about objective reality in its entire.
@supervegeta101
@supervegeta101 12 жыл бұрын
He did a joke about getting drunk and vomiting but I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby never did a bit about gods design being dumb.
@WolfODonnelfan
@WolfODonnelfan 11 жыл бұрын
He must have been invited to Sean Connery at one point, therby discovering his secret to perpetual hotness.
@yvonnethompson844
@yvonnethompson844 10 жыл бұрын
well, she was unemployed, and in the us, that means no coverage, plus she had to show she was ok being a girl
@LukeWarm255
@LukeWarm255 11 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or was he much funnier 10 years ago
@richard6440
@richard6440 Жыл бұрын
just you
@LukeWarm255
@LukeWarm255 Жыл бұрын
@@richard6440 Is that you Eddie?
@richard6440
@richard6440 Жыл бұрын
@@LukeWarm255 I am definitely not Eddie Izzard , wish i was :) or any other Eddie in fact. Sorry :)
@Maxid1
@Maxid1 11 жыл бұрын
ok, so finally, someone said it! It's good for the joke, but it's still an error.
@Terrabyte20
@Terrabyte20 13 жыл бұрын
Nobody knows the origin of the universe. Even Richard Dawkins says he doesn't know
@sids500
@sids500 11 жыл бұрын
My apologies. I jumped to a conclusion. Sorry. Yes, George is funny also, but is more direct. I like the roundabout, random ramblings of Izzard. Enjoy.
@fede2
@fede2 13 жыл бұрын
@Mogley52 true science can't weigh in on the origin of the universe, but the question itself is badly concieved. "origin" is a concept that pre-supposes space/time. you can't apply it to space/time itself because it is logic intrinsic to it. so it's true that no sicentific theory is fit to answer such a question but the same applies to the cosmological argument for the existence of god. it's the result of bad reasoning.
@jetaddicted
@jetaddicted 12 жыл бұрын
actually, it'd rather be "travesti d'affaires" ;)
@Anon6655321
@Anon6655321 12 жыл бұрын
A God of the Gaps is no God at all.
@CommanderCooper
@CommanderCooper 12 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it have been more appropriate to name this video "Cows' 4 stomachs"? The clip just barely had something to do with intelligent design; most of it just involves him imitating a vomiting cow.
@IcestormTundra
@IcestormTundra 12 жыл бұрын
id hate to be a cow ...
@carlafierro7
@carlafierro7 12 жыл бұрын
2 dislikes ?!? ha ha that is a joke in itself
@0004312000
@0004312000 12 жыл бұрын
A Business Transvestite?
@Wutwut1n1
@Wutwut1n1 12 жыл бұрын
The title is so misleading. It should be Cow Vomit or something
@kamwrites
@kamwrites 12 жыл бұрын
Only he could make vomiting seem fun. ;)
@StlyDutch
@StlyDutch 10 жыл бұрын
That's a shame, it should be covered by insurance.
@StlyDutch
@StlyDutch 10 жыл бұрын
Wtf, everyone should have to right to get insurance. People can't always help it when they're unemployed :/
@yvonnethompson844
@yvonnethompson844 11 жыл бұрын
i knew someone for whome that was serious, "she" wanted gender reassignment and couldn't afford it.
@jackoadeetayo1
@jackoadeetayo1 12 жыл бұрын
lol so i take it that you are an Eddie Izzard veteran then...... you fail
@Scepticanuck
@Scepticanuck 12 жыл бұрын
Forensic: Relating to, used in, or appropriate for courts of law. What the hell (pun intended) does forensic science that have to do with atheism? Are you that big a fan of CSI that you've created a religion around it?
@feuchster
@feuchster 12 жыл бұрын
@emaleroland Nope, there are only half gods. I know of at least 5 half gods, that makes 2.5 full gods. My faith is superior.
@Mullahgrrl
@Mullahgrrl 13 жыл бұрын
Man, now I really wish to throw up. Seems awesome.
@TheCapedWanderer
@TheCapedWanderer 4 жыл бұрын
Cows should be throwing up, mostly.
@09yulstube
@09yulstube 5 жыл бұрын
Not an executive transvestite anymore then
@ETxSalsa
@ETxSalsa 12 жыл бұрын
Logic does not apply here
@rollingpaulo
@rollingpaulo 12 жыл бұрын
Do not try and disprove a scientifically approved theory by using science it doesn't work and it makes you look stupid, now go back to your book and stop boring us.....
@rosenerik
@rosenerik 12 жыл бұрын
Throwing up is an opera...
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