Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort

"It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US." That part had me literally rolling around laughing.

The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.

I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie

I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.

"All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows" I love his randomness!

I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )

He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD

As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.

Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!

2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!

Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!

I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."

Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny

I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.

"The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.

His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.

Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.

Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂

I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)

4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D

I glove this guy!

"Like toast, mmm..." XD I love how he says that!XD

omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD

Utter legend.

i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D

Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D

Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager! I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!! If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?! Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!

Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's

never forget the jam

"He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD

"Stay down lads! Stay down~" XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O

i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!

This man is fucking glorious

He is the best 😂

GENIUS!!!!

One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!

Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.

Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"

He is Hilarious!

Very talented funny man !!

The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)

"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing

love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D

All so true...........

Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.

Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once

As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.

The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD

the lawn's even bigger grandad!!

For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)

The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!

It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"

thank you

ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P

No Pain no gain

Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.

Superb

1997...Lol!

the toast part is the best

I love him!! xD

3:19 When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.

You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:

lol this makes me cry of laughter xD

yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha

I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh

OF COURSE!! :D

Inspired.

@kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD

Lawn mower: onenananananana no! onenananananana i don't think so! XD

"The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."

I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity

*Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*

@BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!

One nano millimeter between fantastically hot and FUCKING FREEZING!

one person has never made toast.

The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it

The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!

"no description available" - No description fucking needed.

ahhhhhhh Glove Death.....

Always fucking crease at the bit where the grass goes "Oh for fucks sake"

I'm pretty sure Death has an industrial harvester these days.

Grim Reaper.. with a lawn mower.... RONALD KNOX!

In the Bath! The turney button that lies! The nano-millimeter between FANTASTICALLY HOT and FUCKING FREEZING. LOL!

NO GRASS NO GRASS NO GRASS

I don’t know what it is, but to me this guy looks like he should be on stage with David Bowie singing ‘There’s A Staaar-Maaan!…”

Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD

this made me lol so hard XDDD

Toast goes in, bread comes out.

Toasters! Ahh, toasters are good. Like them. Like toast. Mmm.

Ronald Knox would approve of this . Kuroshitsuji reference .

cant breath

@BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!

I want that suit for Halloween

Little surprised Eddie didn't mention the "Popcorn" button on microwaves. You know, the ones that even popcorn makers say is a lie and not to use it?

sounds like the machines on my university campus!

FIFTY SIXTY PARS OF GLOVES!!!

"What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D

double prefixed were used somewhat before the SI system was adopted. the SI standard was adopted in 1960. not unusual that something sticks around that long, but learning prefixes should be grade-school level as its is a huge part of how everything is measured today.