Fun Fact: This movie was specifically engineered to torture E;R.

Fun fact: in the books, the source of all evil is called "The Black Thing." Let that sink in....

I love Mauler beating them with "It's For You" stick.

this movie looks like something you would watch as a kid, then forget it ever existed, and then years later find a review on some youtube channel.

Fringy's "I mean what the- What happened in this movie!" is probably the best review of A Wrinkle in Time on the internet.

This is so fucking bizarre, especially since the original wrinkle in time is so cleveryly put together. When the magical lady shows up in the book, there are a few subtle hints that shes otherworldly, but she presents herself very reasonably as a neighbor who wants to be friendly and they develop a relationship with her over a long period of time before anything magical starts happening. Here she basically kicks down the door and gives the main character a "your a wizard harry" except here the parents are perfectly reasonable and the children have no reason to wish to be rescued from them. It happens for NOUGH REASON!

JLongbone isn’t the Hero we need. She isn’t even the Hero we deserve. She’s the Hero that’s blessed us with her presence

As a black man I have to ask: *Why was this made for me?*

Nobody going to talk about how good Rag’s shaggy impression was?

"Have faith in who you are," a timeless line used by all the great films: Dragon Ball Evolution, A Wrinkle in Time, you know the rest.

An awful movie: *Exists* EFAP crew: Rip and Tear, until it is DONE

A Wrinkle in Time with everyones favourite Ewok? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

In response to one of Rags's comments...this story was written decades ago. Long before the MCU, L'Engle used the term tesseract as a warp drive device. Also...Meg was a pale, freckled, white girl lol

Is this entire movie an allegory for Hollywood child grooming? the kid is being called ugly to be isolated, then 3 famous actresses come in and recruit her for an awesome mission to find her dad. The dad going missing doesn't even make sense, was the dad even gone in the first place or was he a part of this ruse?

Studio Executive: “so, let’s keep this love connects all theme but remove entirely the Christian messaging and themes that were used to portray it in the book” Other Studio Executive: “brilliant idea! That won’t in anyway undermine the entire story, especially after we try to instead fill the movie with a bunch of other messages that the story itself was never structured for.”

"This film isn't for you!" Oh thank god...

“It wasn’t made for him” ... ya and the woman who wrote the book this horrible movie is based off didn’t write a story for racial identity obsessed feminists.

Mauler of House Long, the First of His Name, King of the Massive and the toxic brood, Protector of the theme, the father of rhinos,the Breaker of tsims.

Brie Larson said this film was not made for you white males. Well this original book by Madeleine L Engle was written for a different era and a different audience. Although considered a classic by many. It has been difficult to adapt to TV or film. Like the previous iteration, the film by Disney was a very expensive flop. This was part of a trend to make young adult fantasy novels into films. There have been some great successes like the Harry Potter series. Most have met with critical and audience disappointment.

Ok, considering how old the book is, it’s conceivable that a 40 year old man could have read it when he was young and liked the story - making his opinion on this adaption pretty relevant. Did Brie Larson think the book was some kind of black literary staple? Cuz it ain’t.

Do you think when Kate and Beth were born, Jacob slammed his laptop and asked “what’d ya bring me” as the kids emerged from the Womb?

It's just a kid's movie about space wizards.

Anyone think this film is weirdly like Artemis Fowl? Shitty Disney movie based on book (Sorta) that involves saving there dad and teleporting is a big part of that. It's just odd.

In this film, Oprah is portrayed as big as her ego.

As an astrophysicist, I just want to say it’s fun to see them lose their minds about some pretty uninteresting physics equations all thrown at a chalkboard. I totally volunteer to be your credited science advisor

When Brie Larson first made that whole speech about 40 year old men not liking movies not made them, I was under the impression that she said that with at least having the knowledge of watching the movie in question, after watching this, I am now convinced that she didn't watch shit.

"this wasn't made for you" I will gladly accept that.

I remember despising one thing in both the book and the movie: constantly calling the kid "Charles Wallace". I don't know why the two names drove me nuts but it did and still does.

I hope Jlongbone and Fringy realize this movie was made for them and they should like it

So the dad disappears for ages No one wonder they didn't make him black

This movie is like someone was having a bad trip on some LSD and the guy who experienced it, actually made a movie of this out of a dare.

I don't think I've heard a more apt description of the modern internet. "You should love me because I deserve to be loved."

Batwoman: No one will ever make less sense than me! Wrinkle in Time: Hold my glitter, gaudy outfits and terrible hair!

"This 5 gum has been spiked" Killed me. Best line from Mauler in a while.

Friendly reminder that the main girl was white in the book, lol. And The It was called The Black Thing.

"Black Girls are Magic" -JLongbone The origin of Nick Fury's line in the final The Marvel's trailer is unearthed.

MauLer, A Wrinkle in Time an unbridled confusion when?

A $250 million dollar budget!?!?! Titanic was over $200 but you saw where all that money went in production. Someone pocketed millions off of this bomb right from get-go.

Every single time that there are bullies in a movie like this they are the most soft bullies I have ever seen. Have the balls to show actual bullying for once, kids can be really fucking cruel to each other and a simple "wow, what a loser" barely scratches the surface of what usually happens. Oh wait, that would mean that the rating goes above G8+. My bad.

This book was one of my favorites growing up. It hurts me how terrible the movie is. It's like they took all the loose pages of the book and threw them up in the air and picked up the first ten pages and put them in that exact order. They cut out so much context to scenes. Like all the kids bouncing the balls, it was the repeating pattern that the black thing used to more or less hypnotize you. And if it was discovered that you weren't in sync with everyone else you would be "re educated". The main characters came across one boy who lost control of the ball and they caught the ball and brought it back to him. But his mom freaked out and claimed they had no idea what they were talking about because her son never bounced the ball out of rhythm (because she was terrified of what could happen to her son). It was super eery and helped set up how powerful and pervasive the evil entity was.

I know it's been said many a time, but god damn does Jlongbone's laugh give me life.

As a black guy who ACTUALLY READ THE NOVEL THIS IS BASED ON, it sucks. Boy howdy, this is terrible.

I just picture Fringy with a notepad. Writes half a sentence, scratches it out cause the next line of dialogue literally tells you that doesn't matter. After a venerable sketch, he writes the final line: 'What the... What happened in this movie??!!!'

if you look at the wikipedia page for the movie, it was nominated for 5 teen choice awards, 1 people's choice award, and 1 St. Louis Film Critics Award. It won the St. Louis Film Critics Awards for...... Worst Film of 2018. I can't stop laughing

This insane storyline is almost as fictional as Eva DuVernay's film about how the Central Park Five aren't guilty.

*slams laptop* Whatcha Bring Me!!!

Did she say "You should love me because I deserve to be loved"? Please tell me I'm wrong.

I love how poorly this movie resembles the novel its based on.

Heh, Fringy's sputtering rage after the movie concludes is the highlight of this vid and a real standout.

Still confused over Brie Larsons connection with this film a quick IMBD search has given me no answers but apparently JJ Abrams gets a special thanks in this movie. So instead of getting an answer I have more questions, what the hell did Brie AND JJ Abrams have to do with this gah-barge??

Ah yes the movie with Giant Oprah.

Tfw JoJo's Bizarre Adventure can explain it's crazy plot better and at a better budget than a Hollywood movie.

Brie Larson: I dont need a 40 year old white dude to tell me what didn't work for him in a wrinkle in time. Me: well we didn't need a villain like captain marvel assaulting our hero, the Don!

As a chocolate man myself, I can say this movie was made for noone.

As an Indian I have to ask *What crimes did my ancestors commit for this "thing" to exist?*

Wait... How does a chick who's at least 3/4 white, and a 100% white guy, produce a kid that's no more than 1/4 white? No way he's the daddy XD

My favorite line from this video is Fringy asking "What the...What happened in this movie?"

This film was the result of an AI that was trained on the novel, DEI requirements, and the effects of an experimental antidepressant being developed by a pharmaceutical company. After viewing the film, the company cancelled further development of the drug.

Hopefully this will explain the dark timeline where we got the sequel trilogy.

Oh my god, the prophesy was true. Just like the gypsy woman said.

It deeply entertains me that the movie managed to bungle pretty much every concept or element in the book this thoroughly.

Oprah looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Even Wikipedia seems to have trouble understanding the story, but that's probably because the person who wrote the article there wasn't black or Brie Larson.

Drugs and child grooming the movie. What the hell did I just watch?!

"So where that child support at nigga" that's why I sub to jlongbone

So...I have no idea what this movie was about. All I took away from this is that it was made for black women because JLongbone had the best zingers.

Brie Larson: Oprah, what did you think of this movie? Oprah: Farts in blacktism.

^.-.^ Ah, finally, I get to watch the black people movie. *grabs bucket of popping corn*

I remember reading this as a kid. When imagination is a reflex, you see the whole psychedelic trip easily. That’s why no movie adaptation will *ever* work, imho.

This video was (likely) recorded December 1st 2019

Hey you racetisms, Physics student here. The arrows you mentioned ARE actually things used in equations, they're called spin vectors or spin states if memory serves. They represent some sort of abstract property(spin) that all particles have that I've been told is useful when you're dealing with pairs or groups of particles. I've taken two quantum mechanics classes and can't tell you anything beyond that. Nobody in my class could make heads or tails of it. Also, the triangle whose flat side is on top is called a gradient operator. It's essentially the derivative of a vector(like the x,y, and z directions of velocity or force) rather than a scalar(a single measurement). Also Also, 0! means 0 factorial, which is a number times all the numbers below it to 1. 5!=120, 3!=6. Don't feel stupid, happens to me constantly, and I'm paying money to study this stuff.

I remember watching this in theaters with my cousin, 20 minutes into the movie my cousin brought out his Nintendo switch out of his baggy jacket and started playing Breath of the wild, on mute. We were the only ones in the theatre. And sometimes I’ll just look at my cousin playing the game instead of watching the movie, for it was so much more of an adventure than this movie.

Oh look my favorite movie A Jeb in time Ps. This movie has as much content as captain phasma has screen time...what was the point of it?

this movie felt like someone read the cliffnotes of the wikipedia summary of the book, took a bunch of drugs, forgot 99% of the summarized summary and then wrote the movie.

"Things don't stop existing because you can't see them" or... "Hope is like the Sun... " :D

We did it, boys. We found the textbook definition of style over substance.

"This movie wasn't made for you..." -Bilbo Baggins

I wish i never heard about this, can't cope with the mediocrity of humanity anymore

I don't need an eldritch god, a plague doctor bird frog, a German, and a dog interrupting a woman of color.

If Brie Larson hadn’t brought this film up, no one would even remember it.

First book I read as a child. This remake at least shows what the Hulk's steaming pile looks like.

Is this film a representation of what being on acid is like? Because this is a great anti-drugs message.

all the child acting is just so awful wow

Home to a purely evil energy known simply as EA headquarters

I don't know who this was made for, but Brie Larson picked the wrong movie to use for her little speech.

If I can help a bit, the “arrow” stuff Metal points out on the chalkboard at the end is real quantum physics notation, with this version typically pertaining to the entanglement of two particles, especially electrons, and is actually related to what Chris Pine + mom character was talking about early in the film (to some extent), though it doesn’t seem to really be... doing much on this board. While bits of the rest are comprised of “actual” physics related terms, I am hesitant to fully endorse much else. Let’s just say that they took some liberties with the rules a bit in this movie and leave it at that lol.

This is the highest budget Sharkboy and Lavagirl I think we’ll ever see.

Even by child acting standards, the kids are unbearable.

So..... Are we not gonna talk about how moviebob is probably a living space aids?

JLONGBONE- most fun laugh ever!!

I saw this movie in a drive in theatre lmao. It was a double viewing of this, and Black Panther lmao. It was hell. I felt like I was experiencing a fever trip.

MauLer -- "This one will come out next Christmas and so the icons will be suitable, I'm sure." (Comes out in July) Me: MauLer, the one time you were early...smh.

Can we appreciate that to show the evil in the world, instead of one of them pointing and saying "The darkness is spreading."; they instead decided to have one of them shift into a giant cabbage leaf, fly them around so the girl can spout pseudo science while an inspiring song plays, the darkness appears, the boy falls to his demise, and then they all land and are in another generic grassy hill and THEN point at the spreading darkness. It is like someone tried to Rube Goldberg the plot of the movie.

Ok dudes, I HATE to be the Devil's advocate of anything related to this movie BUT the equations you commented at 56:10 are equally quite accurate. 1) Yes, that's a V at Ver.245 (probably short for Version 245) 2) Those bras and kets ( 《 | and | 》 ) are the standard representation of vectors in the Hilbert Space used to describe wavefunctions in quantum mechanics. The arrows inside them represent different states of a system, probably a quantum property called spin. 3) That derivative equation with the arrows is a vectorial equation. The first upside down triangle with an arrow above it does represent the gradient of the scalar field next to it, but the triangle with a dot next to it is a Divergent applied to a vector field then multiplied by another vector field. Oh and the cross or crucifix is a T for time. It's a time derivative equation, pretty standard in physics to calculate the temporal progression of a system. 4) The last equation is related to Einstein's equations of General Relativity. The fact that is less than Zero is indeed a big issue because it represents the distribution of energy and the curvature of space time, which is usually a positive number. Einstein actually got rid of a term, called cosmological constant, that could be negative than later regretted because it can describe the accelerated expansion of the Universe (negative energy equals repulsion ) which was later observed. He considered that the biggest mistake of his life. So yeah, the science consultant actually did the best job he could. He couldn't rewrite the script but at least he gave the most accurate physics equations I ever saw in a movie. And I did saw a lot of really bad ones in actually good movies, so kudos for him.

This is the extended version, it actually makes more sense than the theatrical cut. What is with Hollywood in cutting down movies to fit an arbitrary length of time. I mean I get the money reason why, shorter movies means more showings, but these movies are so much better when all context is given.

“What do you care Rags, you’re not going to like this... you’re WHITE!!!” ~rolling into the floor in stitches~

I love when JLongbone's along for the ride

If I was Charles and nearly killed my sister after being possessed by a malevolent entity, I would be traumatized as fuck

I read this book in middle school. It was a weird, confusing book to begin with that had the misfortune to land in the hands of diversity-pandering Hollywood. It wasn't a great book, but it didn't deserve this.

I hate that they kept saying that kids name.

i havnt laughed this hard in years, thank you, laughing at this cured my depression.. i spit water all over everything, and feel like my lungs are on fire...