You finally did it!

And now...the lore is whole.

Every episode of EFAP is a seven-hour-long "you had to be there" joke.

Do not tell me of the expanded lore. I was there when it was written.

Welcome to the first chapter of the EFAP Silmarillion

Now you unwashed masses who don’t watch Not EFAP can understand the Goliath and his wondrous power!

"Bwak bwak bakak!!!" - Cosmic Baggins 14 billion B.T.D. (Before The Don)

One does not simply understand the lore of EFAP - Goliath Baggins

1:55 Famous. Last. Words. Scorch n' torch, scotch n' torch my n-word sister...

From the aether, long before the age of man, the birth of the duality of EFAP memes was born. The benevolent Cosmic Chicken, and the destructive Goliath. Perfectly balanced as all things should be...

Ah... "The hound of the Philippines" A classic...

Wolf’s unbridled, unhinged delight is one of my favorite things of all time.

43:01 Glad I could contribute some small part to official cannon.

The Goliath manga was really different from the anime, but I can dig it.

This was the most legendary not EFAP ever.

And then the Cosmic Chicken looked upon its work, and spake thusly, "Geode."

The great book of the hatemongers of the toxic brood: the objectonomicon

I spent weeks catching up on old EFAPs to get the lore, and NOW you make an easy, all in one video explaining so much of it? :P Oh well. At least now it's easy to refresh everything! GG well played.

I’m liking this new EFAP cinematic universe. I wonder what phase we’re in though.

Lets count all the deserts in all Star Wars movies. And choose which desert is the best. My favorite is the desert where the scared black man unexpectedly appears.

This is my new MCU

That's why the storm troopers lose so easily. They're orphans so they have really low bone density

The only thing I have learned is... slapping the word orphan in, around, behind and on top of movie titles make the product 10 times better

When Disney buys EFAP they better do their homework.

four dudes are chilling in their houses and one guy is just running from a dog kaiju... The fuck?!?

Thank you for posting this, it will help me catch up on the dozens of E-Fap's that I don't always have time to watch.

#IWasThere for the real stream 😎

Gold.... Pure GOLD you massives 😁😁😁😁

"It's neat." -Fringoloid Fringleton

Geode for this, gentlemen. Always....

Inb4 Disney nukes the lore.

Dude I love your editing on this Massive Long 🤣

Enjoyed listening to this again. My favorite EFAP stream is a non-EFAP, EFAP invaded stream!

That was one of the best EFAPs ever.

@47:56 *_Tokeh! Tokeh! Tokeh!_* We need more lore to explain the relation between the Cosmic Chicken and The Grim Gecko who accompanies dead franchises into The Underworld.

For context this happened after the Arrival Debate stream

30:31 a meme was born

Goliath has no master! It died at the creation of the universe! And now.....it is unleashed upon the mortal realm!

I AM AXING YOU, will you give credit for this being part of the Jey-Jey Binks fanatical EFAP universe?

*The following takes place between EFAP #32 & #33, but before EFAP Movies #1.

What do you call a young boomer? Apparently the answer is Jay. He probably haven't watched Lord of the Rings because he can't figure out his Blue-ray player.

As the grandson of a Filipino, I am now concerned about Goliath.

i like how people who don't watch EFAP would probably still have no idea what's going on, the memes are literally that deep

CinemaSnacks lost in the Philippines at night and being chased by dogs while streaming it is genuinely a sitcom bit.

Honestly, this maybe my favorite EFAP. And it’s not EFAP. Love it

Oh now I get it, it's a reupload. This was a great stream that became an EFAP

8:10 "So what you're telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else...you have never seen."

EFAP is like a potato; perfect in every way and brings you joy, but when there isn't enough of it, people die...

Now wolf is gone.... this is so sad. I hope he will get better. I was one of his sub. I found this channel 2 days ago and i can see him again😀😀😀 glory to the word of the wolf, his dishonored blood shall not be spilled in vain😌😌😔😔😔😖😖😖😢😭

This is going on repeat forever.

One of the best EFAP streams on record.

Αδέρφια και αδερφές μου, ελάτε μαζί μου! Θα καθαρίσουμε τον κόσμο, ένα ορφανό τη φορά. θα κάνουμε τον κόσμο μεγάλο ξανά, αλλά μόνο μια φορά όλα αυτά τα παιδιά χωρίς γονείς δεν το ντρέπονται πια με την ίδια τους την ύπαρξη... Κοσμικό Κοτόπουλο, άρχοντά μου, δώσε μου τη δύναμη να βάλω τέλος στην ύπαρξη των βρώμικων ορφανών!

I’m glad I put off watching these videos until last. Save wolf for later happy times

"Yes." -Bilbo Baggins

Also Moderator chat is best chat

The stream linked in the description is no longer available (marked private). :(

Mauler. WHERE IS GAME OF THRONESSSSSS????????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It's a fairly common question, mostly because when people see 6 and 7 next to each other, it doesn't really make sense. 6 is large, muscled, and trained in multiple martial arts, while 7 is fairly average, physically, and short. However, 6's fear of 7 has its roots in childhood. See, 6 and 7 grew up together, and for a few years, they were best friends. But then 6 kissed 3, and they became childhood sweethearts. 7 secretly had feelings for 3, so 7 decided he needed to destroy 6 to win 3's affection. He started subtly, undermining 6 whenever possible with passive aggressive comments and compli-sults. But over time, things got much more insidious. 7 started messing with 6's performance in school, bringing down his grades and turning teachers against him. Even worse, 7 became great friends with 6's parents and slowly turned them against their own offspring. At night, 7 would sneak into 6's bedroom, and whisper depressing and hopeless things into his ears. Every time 3 was around, 7 would pants 6 and make fun of his genitalia, or try to body shame him in other ways. However, 3 was both smart and compassionate, and saw through 7's schemes, sticking with 6, trying to counter 7's psychological tear-down with compliments and friendship. Finally, 7 decided that he would never be able to win 3, so he drugged both 6 and 3, taking them to an abandoned cobbler's hut on the edge of town. There, he proceeded to torture and maim 3, forcing 6 to watch in horror, unable to do anything to save his sweetheart. 7 didn't kill 3, but instead, put her in a semi-vegetative state. 7 cleaned the scene of his prescence, then called the cops, having 6 blamed for 3's condition. 6 was sent to prison, believing 6 was guilty, 6's parents fell into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide over what they believed 6 had done. After serving 17 years of a 30 year sentence, and getting out on good behaviour, 6, now muscled and skilled as a fighter, thought he might get revenge on 7. But when he finally tracked down 7, he found out that 7 had installed a micro-bomb into 3's body, and should he be killed, the bomb would automatically go off and kill 3 as well. And though she was still in a mostly fugue state, 6 couldn't bring himself to hurt her any further, and decided to try and move on with his life. However, being an ex-con, it was difficult for him to get a job. 6 finally found employment at a diner, which 7 then bought, and proceeded to again undermine and toy with 6 at every turn. 6 tried to find employment elsewhere, but 7 contacted any potential employer and soured them against 6. 6 finally realized that no matter what he did, 7 was going to try and ruin his life, and he resigned himself to living as a broken, lonely man, never able to stand up to the depraved, amoral 7.

All hail Goliath! The Destroyer of Worlds and Doom of Orphans. Have mercy on my soul...

I don't want to feel feelings. It's horrifying.

Blessed be the massive Goliath and all his victims that come across him

There's far too much lore in the EFAP Cinematic Universe for one hour long video, Mauler. Understand, you have not even scratched the surface.

This is easily the greatest thing I have ever watched in my entire life.

Thank you so much! I am so backlogged in EFAP and i jump between both an old and new a week and don't get some if the inside jokes.

So do we get our own version of the Holocron Continuity Database now? If so, the tier list is as follows: 1: *EFAP-Canon* being the mainline canon, which are the EFAP streams themselves. Includes Rhino Milk and time travelling spiders 2: *J-Canon* being material with Jay in it outside of EFAP. Includes Goliath and Geode. -Used to be of another source, but since been redacted and decanonized- 3: *B-Canon* being Beuwen's depictions of events 4: *M-Canon* being THE MEMES, including various videos and artwork 5: *G-Canon* being the ones where Mauler and friends come as guests in other streams not related to EFAP. Includes the toxic high council Feel free to edit or move them around.

ohh my god....yes !!

EFAP - Hits from the Bong.

I want a movie with the concept of adopting many children and training them in all forms of combat. Warphans

Damn rags just casually barking behind

"We actually have to have a talk" ... even when serious ... MauLer is funny.

Nice new thumbnail. Very good rat.

My word is love wolf and objectivity of course

Hey MauLer, have you uploaded EFAP 45 yet?

59:15 Oh shit, there I am! Man, that comment aged well

I interpret my beginning as my ending. I'm happy with the pain now and I find it interesting.

2:34 for when you get to missing Wolf laughing.

"It's not working..." Jay's famous last/nuptial words

You know the Cosmic Chicken can also be called the Mundane Chicken ....

I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted to one time to see you laughing I only wanted to see you Laughing in the lava rain Lava Raaaain, Lava Raaaaaaaaaaaaaain

30:29 I had to replay this over and over again, just for the little yell and everyone laughing at Cynic's misery... xD

Deserts are defined by precipitation. Antarctica is Earth's largest desert.

The rules are for rules and law is for rules as well. Rules rule.

2024 years ago was when the times beforehand was henceforth known as 'before chicken'

Pizzaman: "I sacrificed my dignity" > You may think offering a KitKat for Goliath would save you, but it won't! He knows chocolate is poison for him.

I am so glad I watched this live

This is deep, deep lore

You need to make a video summing up the EFAP lore

Too short

48:07 Thats called "TUKO" in the philippines.. or gecko in english..

Who would win, Don or the Cosmic Chicken?

GOD - The Alpha and Omega Orphan

The memes were more important than the video .... Poor watchmojo 😔

I love watching EveryFAP.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. But together we can stop that...

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.

All hail the cosmic chicken

If you assumed you were an orphan, would you lose bone density via the placebo effect?

27:25 PizzaMan predicts Luke's diary

OMG MAULER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, NOW ITS A NORMIE MEME

guess im watching this again :D