Aman

And I bet you're a great person now.

Let you suffer? How in the world are you a loving person? And why do you still believe your parents were ever correct in their assement and advice? Please elaborate. And, respond. But do not exaggerate this time. Please think.

@@keithgeiser you can't get it man because you can't relate ....to be a loving person you have to have the correct guidance....your parents probably hide you from this side as a result you never developed any sense....your more likely to put yourself in danger then most..

@@bahhumbug.6156 Like your handle says, bah humbug. Do you honestly think that leaving any living thing suffer is the safest way? I would never want your advice. A good hunter always thinks before he takes a life away and thinks before he speaks. You should try that. Thinking that is and not collusion.

I never let it be sung and if someone tries I start clapping to speed it up. It’s so bizarre!!!!

Have you heard of the birthday dirge?

I'm from Asia. One time we had a video conference with our team in north america and there was a birthday surprise for one of the members there and they sung the happy birthday song. My team in asia were trying our best not to laugh because the beat was so sad it really sounded like a funeral song. in our country we sing it fast and jolly while clapping to the beat then sing it a second time 2x faster. so we thought it was hilarious that they're singing it so sadly 😂

Listen to the grim reaper song, the birthday song and the bride's wedding song

@Mary C Huh? Minor keys aren't hard on most instruments, it's just the 6th mode of a major. If you know your key signatures, it's super easy. Just convert it to major in your head (i.e., if you're playing in a minor, just play in CMaj, but start on A, it's exactly the same thing).

Nearly any song from other languages sounds happier.

We only sing the black version.

But the writer / composers family is filthy rich

@@TucBroder the song is public domain which means it's free for anyone to use.

Ikr... always felt it sucks

Bro I am not a person for celebrities and shit, but I really would love to meet this dude. Man seems like a true down to earth person.

Only extremely

No. It doesn't impress me anymore, I just go "ah, this must be Trevor Noah".

I had to double check if it was actually him doing the British sports commentator.

I heard him speaking German very well. Impressive guy!

In the Ivory Coast, whenever you report a crime to the police, they will ask you for petrol money-it's the basic. If you're being burglared, they will ask for the numbers of burglars and ask you to neutralize 2/3 of the gang before they arrive. It's sad and funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The fire brigade is more efficient though. Ivorians being cheeky will call the fire brigade to take off bee/wasp nest in their house instead of calling pest control (free>labour fees). Où sont mes frères et soeurs du 225 pour valider ?

@Felisha they are working on this issue. they realize it is a thing and happens more often than we are told. the best thing a kid can do is be persistent and to keep calling, then they are forced to be concerned. it just depends on the operator, some are better with children than others. im sorry you had that experience.

@Felisha That's terrible! Also another reason prank calling emergency numbers is an awful thing for people to do and there should be more awareness raised about this. But I feel that your story is an eye-opener to operators to never give up on a caller in case it's a real emergency. Hopefully people have been better trained since then because that's really tragic! :(

Felisha Maybe that’s why a lot of people now train their kids on what to say. I know a family that has a script posted on the door for their kids to read if they ever have to call 911. And that’s not a judgement on you. I was never trained and I nervous laugh, too. Luckily, I never had any medical emergency when calling 911 when I was young.

He is not telling the truth, it was for you to lol I'm in SA, 10111 response just fair

It literally crack me up

😂wow

hahaha, that's a good one.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🇳🇬

I understand but i never did it, i always felt awkward when someone sung it to me because its just too much attention

Lets use the regular show version of happy birtheay from now on

@@guzmaamzugsi4 I second that motion

Lmao right?!!? I laughed so much.

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Funny part is that I read this comment in my mother’s accent

His English one was spot on too.

He's good with accents

It caught me so off guard it was incredible

volkswagen~ to VOHLKsWAhGon

His Hugh Jackman is great, too.

not only in Africa; we were poor, when I grew up, and you could pile as much on your plate as you wanted.....but, boy, don't you DARE not to finish your plate... We did not believe in leftovers, and NOTHING got thrown away.

Yeah, that's fuckin' rude when your partner got up before you, woke the kids up, dressed them and made breakfeast for everyone and the other "person" simply runs through everything, barely a "good morning" and out in 30 seconds.

😂😂😂😂😂

You got to wonder what kind of time management skills they have when they just needed to get up and change, and be too late for work if they eat properly LOL!

Oh my gosh! I've seen that as well! Clean plates are such an African thing! 🇧🇼

Same😂😂😂💙💚

😂😂

Fun fact: it's not prediction. Just annual reminders that your time is reducing.

@@MollyHJohns yeah, birthday music is depressing

@@hellenhardy3144 also why I don't celebrate my own birthday since I reach my twenties, up till now. I don't see the point lol.

Truth ! I wish people could also act like this.

Guess it is difficult to not feal attacted when there are always pointing finger at you

@@memoli801 if you feel attacked by discussions of past racism then its probably because you think the people have a reason to accuse you. Just saying

alex k Don’t leave us hanging! What happened?

🤣🤣🤣

@@starkheart4441 I told them, no I am home alone, you have to come now, they came after 45 min

@@alexandrak7854 thats rough, buddy

people say that if you order a pizza after you call the cops, the pizza man will get there first. #merica

SaiMaey yes that was so weird to hear lmao but u never know I am a BOT

We should all forget that depressing birthday song and start using Trevor's song instead. 😆

I’m American and that’s how we would sing it and then there’s a Spanish version we sang in church. Not that melody though lol

my whole life is all a lie, the classic happy birthday song that we all sing is actually a death song

It was glad he ignores the fact he was brought up during apartheid and that Americans were celebrating love of mixed cultures before he was thought of

Read his book. It's great!

It's not a pity, really. You have a lot of hours of great fun ahead of you while getting caught up!

You must Google his South African shows, some of its political, but most of its just hilarious.

@@swdshchck I love how you think

@@robbymonaco3738 Seconded, it’s fantastic!

A germ across the sea is visible, an elephant on an eyelid is not

you do know there's a audience

Would it be ok to laugh at white people making jokes on black people?

Yeah, someone has to

Jacob Boisrond No the camera man moving around behind Noah laughs at some of his jokes too when he’s on the screen

@@katehicks4714 if the joke is good

😂😂😂😂I saw this and I was like....Yeeesss😂😂😂

I feel you 😂

I am pretty sure he was not allowed to come on air today, his last video got 5.4 million views as he was emotional about george floyd. This is a failed attempt to make people forget things, like they had gladiators in Roman times.

Why are there so many people of colour in Harlem?

@@Tiffany-lq9nw haha was gonna say that too.

His mother is a god damn super hero. Read his biography... i mean his life has been crazy, but the life of his mother is next level. She's the definition of honor and perseverance.

@@JackieGian Currently planning to buy his book btw

@@marianakiselova6913 you won't regret it

@@JackieGianright now I'm reading his book. Its a rideee

And his Granny

I’m going to guess that church has that strong an effect on them

this is the most interesting thing i've read all week.

Have you read his "born a crime"?

@@royalwithoutcrown161 I listened to the audio book

Gotta love Patricia

Simp

Sus Jk kinda wholesome

@@bilderberg_news4775 bad bot

She is indeed!

The upvotes are at "911"....don't change the count1

Been a fan of Patricia Nombuyiselo Noah since I read Born a Crime 😂😂💖

She was recovering from being shot in the head and still had the snark to sass Trevor

OMG! I loved that statement.

Gollaaaaazzzoooo de lionel meeeeeeeeeeesssssiii GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL I swear these guys aren't breathin.

I know right

Arabs are like that too 😂

@@Kuid4or3 i can hear your comment! Golgolgollll gol de meeeeessi!!!

yes.

Totally agree!

Bwahahaha! That's how my mom was for me... And for my son: Don't let that baby get near that fire! Meanwhile me and my siblings all have 2nd degree burns!

Hahahahahahaha I can tell you're from Cameroon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@rolly6926 😅😅 no, Nigeria.

@@alanreddy4300 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nigerian? My mum is Ethiopian and Nigerian lol

Drew Secky Totally

Elon Must also

We are glad to have him for sure

A gift to Democrats especially Trump haters. He's a curse for Republicans and those who love Trump.

RED PILL PORTAL 😳🤔🙄

Lol same

Absolutely right!!

Yea, and if you die, it's your own fault. No-one gona arrest you for endangering yourself

So true

In my country (it's not really a country, just a small island), the system was so fucked at some point that when I was walking with a friend, we tried to cross a road, the light was green for pedestrians but cars were just speeding around. We only were able to cross when the light turned red for pedestrians. I will never forget that.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sounds like a very Finnish thing to do 😂😂

😂

And I do not understand the eating contests in USA. You have a country which is overflowing with unhealthy food everywhere and where obesity is a big general problem. What do they do then? Of course, they have eating contests! Yeah, that will cure their food waste and obesity problems!

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ABSOLUTE GOLD!!! 😩😊😊😊

@@onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613 I have. There's an active KKK chapter near me in CLE 216

@@expertexcavatinginc Weird - haven't they figured out by now that joining the police gives them much more options ?

also.. feels like a pagan ritual shit. 😂

welp you haven't heard the Austrian anthem... we are used to funeral songs sold as inspiration xD

just listened to the donald duck one and he's not wrong that shit is lit

Still dying

Yes

Oof

Brilliant!

And what about "happy"?

No he actually don't! He is anti American

Hes an idiot

RANS87IROCZ -no he’s not🙄🙄

Issa Wheeler .. you took the time to watch the idiot though soooooo 🖕🏽

@@mskyndraful not all of it!! This guy spews out hate agaisnt our country and Americans allow it!! He needs to go back to South Africa!! If you want to see an actually comedian instead of a wanna be like Trevor, look up Gabriel Iglesias!!

But that's true tho xD

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Wake people up to what?

Why didn't he wake people up about CHAZ? You know black teens are shot there?

Really, Hes a puppet for CNN and the Democratic party. He reads what is put in front of him. Anyone that disrespects a country that has given him a better life is an idiot.

Let me guess your from Africa and you went to the USA for a better life.

@Issa Wheeler DUDE I’m an American who believes people can shit on the government if they want to. There was a point in time where the British killed Americans (before they considered independent and Americans) because they spoke out against them and spread anti government propaganda. The British I’m sure believed that they were giving the Americans a good life and thought the people who spoke out against them should be punished. So, when Americans became independent they made sure to include free speech in their laws. People can spread whatever propaganda they want for a reason. America doesn’t ”give” people a better life. People work hard, Make their own damn money, and build their own damn empires here. American law gives you the opportunity to do many things that other countries might not allow, like use of free speech, but people give themselves a better life, or the people around them who care about them do.

EDIT: I read it America not Africa, sorry I was coming off a 24hrs shift with no sleep, but I won't delete the original post so I don't confuse people I'm sorry but that fluffy thing you eat is not couscous, this is coming from a Moroccan, the birthing place of couscous, and we have it every friday

@@Night_Owlette_30 yeah cous cous is Morrocan but Morocco is in Africa (North Africa to be exact) and he was talking about what happens in Africa

@@Night_Owlette_30 where do u think Marocco is fam? Asia?

@@Night_Owlette_30 😅 now where is Morocco..

@@Night_Owlette_30 I understand Moroccans claim Arab ethnicity and heritage amongst other things. But it is still very much a part of Africa. I am curious, do Moroccans generally exclude themselves from being African?

I think it's unacceptable, too.

Yes it is unacceptable..

Not only South Africa I think Africans in general have a big issue with food wastage. Whether their rich or poor😂😂

That is appalling to me!

Hannah Okuk food wasting happens which is normal but the youtubers with their more excessive and unnecessary wasting is a lot worse

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@dood lawl 581 folks say otherwise

@dood lawl 600 people thought it too though lol

He should cut his hair and wear a suit at home. I miss his suits.

you should see his old youtube video's it started on a couch 😂 Edit: I can't find it anymore but he had his own youtube thing before he got famous. if some one finds it please share thanks.

Yeah I couldn’t recognise the background neither and was looking at the upload date again and again before I realised he surely went back to the studio 😂

is he bi racial???

@@eduardochavacano yep!

And he is brilliant AND as cute as a Disney character. Love him.

@Joseph King what's the agenda?

@@lthompson3713 yes

@Joseph King So, another conspiracy theorist? Check out the show on PBS that tells how you folks have a problem in the brain. Don't watch PBS? I'm not surprised. I suspect that you can't even spell it.

don't mind him, he's just Joe King

‘And you smell like one too!’ Teehee

I don't know, the show kind of ruined it now. The overacting and stuff

In Nigeria, they wouldn’t even be able to place a call

@@adaobiuzo4907 you call them at midnight and they arrive at 3 am claiming there was traffic

You call them Thursday they come 3 days saying they forgot 🙄...like y😂

Honestly I don't even bother calling anymore

Lol, right? I keep track on how long they take sometimes.

We love you Trevor! !

100% his eloquence in delivering hard subjects truly shines everytime ! He totally deserves it 😊🙌

Hasanali Akhmedov anden wena?

What was THAT WALK BY 👺😱💥🤪

I totally agree that he is brilliant!!!

Haha, I saw that go down on facebook as well! A golden day in Cape Town social media.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 oh the visual

I just had a huge fight at home. This video was therapy.

Shit im a 34 yr old white chick (who also had a VW beetle w/ kinks Trevor haha) & he also had me rolling! 🤣

you are my hero today, sir XD

when my window crank handle broke, i do exactly the same thing

You should also watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

OMG yes. His videos are probably the ones I allow to play when my KZfaq autoplay is on

@Jay Bee Whatever hater

Jay Bee shut up troll

And! The! Dimples! ❤️

true - I took my granddaughter to a birthday party with several african americans and that up one from disney is how they sang happy birthday -I wondered where it came from - so much happier

*respect*

All respect to the teacher

@Bobs Vegana nice wholesome comments then there's you.

Dang good teacher

not funny

@@truthmustprevail8864 Try living in lagos, There are actually people like that. I lived how accurate it was

@@truthmustprevail8864 I was raised with this philosophy 😂 You wanna eat fire? Fine, you'll tell me what it tastes like (if you dare)

I love hearing all countries compared to the United States because the United States is supposed to be this beacon on a hill. We're supposed to have be the gold standard of civilization. And look at all this stupid crap going on without any leadership from the White House. Trump is just a third rate Putin

@@mwara2444 america is more of gold digger than gold standard.

Haha puds.

Africa is a continent and he is not from all of africa he is from **south africa** yes some experience might be the same but dont compare africa a continent to a country karen

@@markfish2012 💯💯

Sokoya Adedolapo 😂😂🤣 u for real man? that’s crazy, fucked up and scary..

That is normal in Nigeria

😂😂😂😂another reason we won the online war..Kenya v Nigeria, jk man we are worse...edit esp now.

😂😂😂

Lmfao!!!!... That's kak funny!! You lying bruuuh!!

then you know what to do; sing the Donald Duck birthday song in the future 😉

It scares thecrap out of kids, I hated it, feared it, I was right!

@Pink and Black Girl NO KIDDING, THAT IS THE dEATH eATHERS MARCHING SONG

@Pink and Black Girl HOLY CRAP.....

does it seen strange they (the MNA) tells you to sing the happy birthday song while you ws your hands.I agree we do need to wash hands after touching stuff, but WHY they chose the HB stupid FU&K ass song.

Lol I'm from South Africa and it's always pretty cool to see how our cultures intersect

@@mbasador35 every story he told it's like he's talking about us, how his mom behaves and what she said about the americans wasting food, how children play, everything is the same. You're from the south and we are from the north, maybe what we eat is different and how we dress is different to a certain point with globalization, but our behaviors are exactly the same, not just us but in all the continent.

His smart enough to not stupidly generalize africa.when he does it actually does apply to almost all Africans..am from Zambia,the escalator story country 🤣🤣if u know I know

@@nah_thando9336 ohhhh yes I know, and guess what, even we used to do that as well and i'm still doing it when the opportunity present it self, like who doesn't like escalators? the first time I saw the escalator when i was a kid I couldn't stop going up and down, up and down hhhhhhh

911 was watched in many countries in Africa, the cat thing is true too. If you call emergency to get your cat they will look at you like you're stupid or something is completely wrong with you.

🤣🤣🤣so funny

I've def looked into someone's eyes and wished I could have erased the sex.🤣

@@rswife777 Same. 😂

@@rswife777, I can't possibly sympathize with you, having been on the opposite side of those eyes. I haven't had sex in over a decade. Your complaints fall on deaf ears. Lonely, forlorn, deaf ears.

That’s soooo funny!

I'm from St. Vincent and I picked up on a couple of things he said before watching this. This is the first time, though, that I'm hearing of a government shutdown.

All societies are “weird” in one way or another. Many of us in the U.S., especially those who’ve traveled or have lived in culturally diverse cities, have picked up on some of our strange customs and predominant beliefs. And yes, our chickens are way too big. They’ve been genetically modified to grow really fast in a short amount of time. It’s actually pretty cruel, but government and big time ag lobbyists have played a significant role in keeping the public blind regarding where the food comes from (ag-gag laws). People are very detached and it’s frustrating. Overall, the United States is a wonderful country despite its cruel history (as is true with many countries). Things are changing, albeit slowly, but there is progress :)

@@kel5710 oh hell no man, I've been around as well, you guys are way werider...

@@Zhangmengxing3236 Weirdness is just in in our DNA.

@@kel5710 Sure, every country looks weird to any other by nature. It wasn't an attack, It is just that since american culture is so widespread we tend to take it as the measuring yard for 'normal' behavior and social norms, and it just shouldn't. The acceptance of diversity should be the measure.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CANNNNOT stop laughing

My baby sisters cry all the time once people’s birthdays come by and this explains it all😂😂😭

Ella Blun Depends on the American as well as the fact that some people don’t feel the need to put that much effort in the comments of social media.

My Aunt is very emotional (she has spina bifida and still lives at my grandparents house) always cries during happy birthday so they don't sing it to her :(

@Ella Blun I mean why don't we still talk as follows? " my birthday is but a Fortnight from the morrow, whomst will be sending a parcel of celebration?" Languages change over time. Get over it. We'll be writing in symbols before you know it.

He's brilliant.

He did not pronounced 'g' quite right.

@@gasparchilingarov4018 it's how we say it in South Africa

That's not a "German tongue" but an Afrikaans tongue, which is derived from Dutch. In German, the 'g' in Volkswagen would sound like the "g" in get.

His father was Swiss/German.

well south africa was a dutch colony

...The camera man, sliding in behind him, noticed it too before he just as silently slipped back out...

He is that good.

Yeah we got Mel Blanc here

That was not only American, but also white American :)

I know right cause a buffalo is not chicken to the rest of the world.

For foreigner who came to US, the struggle is real. I also thought the wing came from some other animal. Ordered it, did not like the sauce.

@@bolorchimegjargalsaikhan3582 I did the same at an American dinner here in London, was mad confused for a sec

SAPS is useless

Haha that's crazy!

Haii you've seen it all😅

😂

same here in Cameroon. 🤣🤣

hate him thou

TruthMust Prevail then why are you watching his videos

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The happy birthday song that Trevor had his mom sing to him is the most wholesome thing I’ve heard in quarantine

Me too

Poor soul, Trevor Noah is nothing more then a leftis brainwashing tv host

i didnt know he is not Anerican, no wonder!

Shame he can't be President. He'd win so easily.

VelocyTaptor poor you, then why are you watching him?

Hi, what does he mean?

Truth!!

Makhanda Khanda In any other job besides an American politician, if people don’t do it, they get fired.

@@bobsteve4812 thank you for the clarity sir. I'm teaching myself how to communicate in English

to think that this would open people's eyes to that type of 'democracy' 🙄

is it? have never heard...

Russia is metal as fuck no surprise

Ummm... As a Russian, no, it’s not 😂 Where do you get that from?

Drany Thanks. Always nice to hear an unbiased culturally educated person.

@@foreverwinter8687 yeah... I'm not Russian, but I just looked it up and it's, like, the exact opposite (unless I looked up the wrong version). The lyrics literally say "it's sad that a birthday only happens once per year"

😅😂😂true!

ha ha ha!

Guys all relate 😂💯

Hehehe but isn't 911 tho kungoti it don't quickly pull through