I know its like once a week man

That's harsh, man

Yeup. Summoned DAergth the degrader last night. Never doing that with my gf again

@@PlexusCaeruleum it actually less spawning and more of Murderfucked he/she/it in to existence

Reported for harassment and bullying.

And I think that what caused the eye of terror to manifest into real space also her, he? It? It's scream could be heard through out the universe only to physicers

If this is how your orgasm sounds, you need a doctor, mate.

And it was at that moment, the Eldar realised they'd fucked up.

I don't hear the orgasm part but I definitely hear the agony part.

Please, that's the noise I make every time I jerk off. Not scary at all.

Ynnari are not race! They are faction within eldar race.

Always had me wonder. If war making khorne. Eldar create slaneesh. What of orks?

​@@ernaimiztervee9123 Orks have Gork and Mork which syphon off the energy that would normally go to Khorne, therefore it's all but impossible for an Ork to turn to Chaos.

@Wait ThatsIllegal who sent lewd pictures to her Significant Other so he doesnt miss her

@Wait ThatsIllegal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOL!

The kid is Slaanesh?

@@-WarCriminal-22 indeed

Almost as if Slaanesh themself was horrified by what created him.

Is that what that sound was meant to be Caz damn hearing it makes me uncomfortable

It’s so horrifying. Imagine listening to that sound but it’s so loud that it kills you

@@concept5631 them lol

Oh, so that's what it is. I always wondered what that sound was like. I thought it was just Cuthulu having the orgasm of a lifetime.

I'm always amazed that the reason why the whole universe is f*cked beyond belief is literally distillable to "one hell of an orgy got waaaay out of hand"

@@bezretmet im convinced their ego is so big it secretly created another chaos god

@@bezretmet Who gave the chaos gods infinite armies of cultists again?

@@agnosticnixie humanity for the most part lol

What if humanity with its endless wars and massive casualties made a chaos god looong before old ones were even born, and then they got screwed over and their technology and history was lost and then after a long while they were reborn again. I mean there's a chaos god right there that reflects the violent nature of war hammer humanity

OwO

The greatest of the Screamers.

catsndogs98 was that ever in doubt?

Probably a squirter too

@@WeaponOfMyDestructio Well, what you think is the stuff that came out of the Eye of Terror ? Also what form an eye have ?

they are. when they first started in 7th edition they were insane, almost incapable of being beaten(and ironically gave a vision of what 8th was going to be like). Fluff wise they're pretty good, tabletop wise it has been a case of trying (and failing) to nerf them ever since their inception because they can wreck so much face. Imperial players hate it, but from what i can tell non-imperium players are pretty happy they're there because they manage to be the only guys who reliably beat imperium armies since 8th arrived even with constant nerfing.

The irony is that the Ynnari aim to kill off the Eldar race, in the belief that Ynnead will be birthed when the last Eldar dies. Big gamble, that.

@@luciussulla2641 What have the Ynnari done since the gathering storm, I'm serious I don't know.

@@TheHalcyonTwilight Not quite. Eldrad performed a ritual to awaken Ynnead without having all Aeldari die. It didn't go as planned, but Ynnead was partially awakened, and Yvraine became the chosen prophet of Ynnead. Now Yvraine aim to join all Aeldari in this new religion in order to awaken Ynnead fully and kill Slaanesh once and for all, without the Aeldari going extinct.

@@LordEsel88 there is something i wish to know, when Yvraine used her power to bring back the rubric marines back to normal for a few moments she said that the life given by Ynnead can also be taken away by him and then she eliminated the spell to destroy those rubric marines, so does that mean that she can kill Guilliman at any time she whants?

I imagine that in that moment, every Eldar across the galaxy heard a sensuous, lustful voice in their minds which blocked out every other thought. _”You are _*_all_*_ mine”_

so fucking terrifying.

And then we got the Eye of Terror, also known as the Eye of Fuckmurdering.

And to see the star cluster of the Eldar's former core worlds warped into something worse than oblivion. The central government and trillions of lives wiped out in a few seconds.

0:01

Just imagine what it would have been like for a psyker anywhere within 1000ly. I seriously doubt that only Eldar died that day

Let's just recap how *fucked* you are. 1: You're about to go through Long Night, AKA the Age of Strife, which lasts for... 10,000-20,000 years, in which everything is irreversibly fucked. The AI rebel, your ship is getting shot at by people with black hole guns, every single planet you find is either abandoned, dead, or in a civil war, and daemons are running wild. 2: Assuming you survive that, the next thing you see is the Imperium of Man during the Great Crusade, which will gladly kill you if you don't submit, and if you do submit there's a 50-50 chance that the Adeptus Mechanicus is going to steal your ship and lobotomize you for committing techno-heresy. 3: Assuming you survive that, you're facing the Horus Heresy, and it's all downhill from there.

@@ladywaffle2210 the age of strife lasted for about 4000 years from the rebellion of the men of iron in m25 to the birth of slaanesh in m29

@@robintenfelde6105 But the birth of Slaanesh still messed up Humanity, putting the final nail in the coffin.

*The beginning of the end.*

@@ladywaffle2210 Hmmm, not really, opposite actually. Before the birth of Slaanesh, human psykers were everywhere on every remaining human worlds after the Cybernetic Revolt. When the daemons started appearing, Warp storms started forming. When Slaanesh was born, its power blew the storms away, making Warp travel available again, which the Emperor took advantage of and used to launch the Great Crusade

I think they almost extinct but they still have like 20-50 billions left.

their race is dwindling but they are widespread what is difficult to understand about that?

imagine the amount in their prime if the current amount is considered almost extinct

Well, one in each...

@@mrspidey80 that made me lol. It is a mathematically sufficient answer but I don't think it's what they meant

I mean the craft worlds said “fuck that” and ran away from the other eldar. So they probably kept there egotistical nature intact sadly.

Imma put this here..."Honestly to me it seems like the Eldar have the technological advantage, it's just that they don't have the quantity of weapons to bear that other races have. Most of their tech requires the warp in order to create which is bad now (cause Slaanesh) and why they locked most of it away and now have it guarded by psychotic clowns. ALL eldar are potential psykers in the lore, all of them, it's just they adapt to their aspect roles so if they aren't a Warlock or a Farseer they refuse to practice it (which is probably a good idea honestly). (ex. All members of Ulthwe have psychic foresight as an ability in the current book as a rule.) Honestly they are probably on or above the Necron's technological level but only "IF" they could use all that warp tech they used to have. Good luck with how the warp is now and having a lust obsessed god breathing down your neck waiting for you to do it. Oh, and before someone brings up Dark Eldar...it's explained that they were isolated for years and evolved into an almost different race (Romulans vs. Vulcans) and lost many of their psychic abilities. Which is why they don't use wraithbone weapons and armor anymore cause you can only grow it through psychic means. Add in the fact that they don't want to kill, they want to enslave. They also kill all psykers they find and it's easy to understand why because, well, Slaanesh... Think about the tech the Dark Eldar do have though, (there's a dude that turns people into rings and they survive the process as a form of torture o.o sure it’s not universe threatening but that’s pretty advanced tech on the level of magic), combine that with the tech we see with the Craftworld Eldar and then think about the tech they no longer use and it's easy to see why they were a powerhouse race..."

@@Cordantheman The universe-threatening stuff is things like Vect keeping a black hole in a box or the drukhari being able to basically still steal stars

@@Cordantheman Don't forget that the Harlequins probably also have tonnes of stuff that they are hiding away impossibly well, and whatever we have seen them use in terms of small arms is freaking terrifying as is. A single Solitaire's combat capability is unthinkably high, and facing one in combat is almost guaranteed death unless you're like a Custodes or something. And they achieved it all with the help and support of ONE of their gods, and the one that was considered the weakest of the bunch- Cegorach. Now imagine how powerful the Aeldari were when they had the blessing of ALL their gods, who weren't just concepts but literally walked amongst them in mortal forms. Lilieath's foresight, Kurnos' guidance, Isha's healing, Vaul's craftmanship, Cegorach's cunning, A FULLY FORMED KHAINE'S WRATH (the same khaine that was able to go toe to toe with just born, full powered Slaanesh despite being barely 1/10th of his strength), and Asuryan's... Everything really. No wonder they were the only ones to come out of the War in Heaven unscathed.

I thought the reason of their huge ego is because of being the one who survived fighting the necrons in the battle of heavens?

CityOfBhat that’s an Eldar who nutted Slaanesh out of his ballsack I swear I’m a normal person

Its fucking insane

Imagine that scream as your alarm sound

Ali Wahab you be up faster then jagatai kahn on a speed bike

Truly bone chilling: I wish we had more cinematics on the birth of Slaneesh

slaanesh is both male and female and everything in between

@@bezretmet So he plays all games,damm he must be diamond rank

yes but if i stop then i die so fuck that

It really doesn’t. Those pirates even steal from a god.

Read my mind.

Too late. My baby brother has smashed her to the eye of terror to macragge and back.

Bobby G's waifu lived in freaking Commorragh. I'm pretty sure every manner of creature with a phallic appendage has been in that webway.

@@chunkmcbeefnob717 Wait she does ? I thought she live on the eldar craftworld that was feature in every eldar campaign in this game. Living in commorragh when Vect want her assassinated. this lady hardcore

For the Aeldari that may be as inconceivable as peace to the Orks. More than war they see other races as worthless insects

@@AlphaLegionXX xept peace with the orks can be acheived, either through making waging war as unfun as possible like during the Dark age of Technology where humanity managed to quarantine the remaining orks and they could only fight each other. Or through convinving them that they can get a better fight by collaborating to fight a stronger opponent later. The best part about the orks is that in their will to always fight they can actually end up intelligent enough to know when to fight and when to not do so

Then they ask all of the eldar to die, expecting to feed their shard of god looking like the inbreed twin of slanesh. Mysterious ideals: End what they begun, whipping the rest of the eldar race, to remplace a god of chaos make at the image of their twisted souls, by another modeled just like him in the image of the souls with which they voluntarily fed him this time.

I WANT TO

Directly16 fucking chilling when you think what it is.

@@andrewpandrew7786 Slaanesh birth scream. Some say, there are two sounds that still travel through the void, the Big Bang and this very scream. Lust and pain so strong it almost killed all Eldar and rips open realspace.

@@ThePandoraGuy beautifully and hauntingly said

​@@andrewpandrew7786 Why thank you fellow, ehrm.....hoo-man.

If the Dark Eldar had anything like a functional society or were capable of making efficient use of that resource, maybe. But they're pretty explicitly trapped in an extreme version of the hedonism/addiction cycle; the more of the thing they do, the more they need to do to get the same result. The ostensible 'head' of what passes for their culture is up to the same thousand-souls-a-day they force-feed the Emperor of Man, just to keep himself going. Leaving aside how 40k as a setting doesn't understand numbers or the consumption of resources in general, all of Dark Eldar society is basically stuck living out the hell scenes from Event Horizon as hard as they can out of constant terror of what happens if they stop.

a major problem with the dark eldar: their only salvation is to not die, but no matter how depraved or wicked they may be, they still will die eventually. And when they do, only Slaanesh awaits them. the Craftworld Eldar are not so concerned with their mortal lives, but rather with the salvation of their immortal soul.

@@lenkagamine4145 immortal till they need wraithguard/seer who are risking true death and are sent against most dangerous foes.

@@jexx2974 Well, wraithguards arent in any more danger than regular eldar guardians are during combat. as long as the eldar win the day, the spirit stones will be recovered, whether from dead eldar or wraithguard. On those occassions they cannot recover the spirit stones, all eldar- undead or not- suffer damnation. But at least they have a pretty decent chance of recovery and safety from Slaanesh's grasp.

@@lenkagamine4145 Dark Eldar are pretty much hoping the CE manage to plot-kill Slaanesh somehow and save their sorry asses, but they're too high on dope to really care either way.

Even better, PSYCHIC CATS!

@@sonofjack6286 There could be no others

@@user-by1vj4fw9q You bet.

*shudders in felinids*

More heresy to burn .

its "in kind" not "in time". :>

I would absolutely love an eldar focused game or DLC for Armada 2, yeah (and no, Dawn of Eldar doesn't count)

There arent even new eldar models since the 80s... so theres not much to expect from any games or campaings any time soon

It because the Speec Mehrines are GWs poster boy. Eldar are like, the bottom of the barrel. Its always been like that for any multi-race franchise. Elves always get the short end of the stick.

Can insect make human campaign?

... *BRILLIANT!*

Actually they want to make an Eldar Emperor...

Or venerate the blood god. Defeat pansy god

To be fair the second one seems to at least respect the life and death cycles.

@@ThatGuyUpThere Given that Ynnead is pretty explicitly a *preserver* of souls, and the end result of aeldari who die under his provenance is an amalgamate entity instead of a ravening destroyer...yes? Hell, looking at the entire aeldari pantheon past and present Ynnead by behavior is one of the *most* benevolent.

Yes, yes we are!

Yes Inquisitor, this one right here...

​@@SwedishBroManDudeUncanny Valley?

Yeah, she's your wife.

@@killermax5 Ow. That was a hit with the power of a cyclonic torpedo.

As Cawl said it: "LOGIC DICTATES OTHERWISE."

We have pictures that say otherwise.

Whatever you say my Lord...

Physical, artistic & spiritual perfection, alongside total moral decrepitude.

within and without, within and without, within and without that Aeldari....

The fuck? I didn't know that the iron warriors used agents to infiltrate other legions! Is... Is Pertarabo Alfarius?

...hmph, using subterfuge in order to strike from within? How cowardly you are. You are no true Iron Warriors.

> Raven Guard. > Iron Within, Iron Without. Okay, Alfarius, i see you)

What game is this?

​@@jb-wc1hxBattlefleet Gothic: Armada

Cant have good things going for the Aeldar

The clowns dont use ships.

They masters of the webway foo.

*Bazinga*

Just look at the comment section 🤡

Nope I AM OMEGON

I AM ME

nope...

Hydra dominatus!

that can't be, for.. I am Alpharius.

I think it is what it entails, yes....Terrifying

I would say it's the scream of the Eldar race dying.

Born with a nut.

Slanesh is a woman

@@croitertink95 slaneesh is a trans, as literal as it can get

What, you mean correctly?

Not gonna lie, I listened to that a few times on full blast and it does sound a bit scary

look gully made it clear the emperor does not acutely give a shit

@@citizenbane1991 Why you think Big E did that human webway project in the first place. Three words. Everyoung Eldar Boobies.

A half eldar/half human primarch would probably be hated by both empires. Even if Guilliman approved, there's no way the rest of the Imperium would and they wouldn't just fall in line because it's him. It'd turn into another civil war or a split between the Inquisition, the Ecclesiarchy, and the Ultramarines. I don't think, even if he was okay with it, he'd ever voice that knowing where the Empire is now. And as much as I like the idea of shipping him with some Eldari pootang, there's no way that sort of relationship would EVER be approved publicly. It would be absolutely insane and ruinous for either of them to embrace that, though I could see such a thing happening in secret or behind closed doors with rumors abounding that no one states openly for fear of getting murdered. Hell, I could practically imagine those sorts of rumors happening even if they weren't even remotely interested in each other just because Guilliman has his life owed to him by Yvraine and occasionally may talk on a diplomatic level with her.

Just like how I like my women, complicated and pompous.

Probably would've made the cutscene a bit bloated, so they limited the presentation to the factions that had different ships.

Exodites aren't really worth mentioning in a cutscene about galactic powers. They live in relatively small numbers on distant worlds and don't leave (with exception to the few Craftworlds that may house Exodites that were evacuated from doomed worlds).

She is not my GF

Primarch Roboute Guilliman Lord of Ultramar That’s not what she’s been telling everyone...

@@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 The security record says otherwise... my lord

Primarch Roboute Guilliman Lord of Ultramar uh, well, ummmm...........she says a lot about you. Very sexual things about you my lord!

@@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 Just admit it brother.

Who says they do not do it?

Not really, mostly because the Eldar are so limited in such a chaotic galaxy as Warhammer, it would actually be very bad for them to consolidate all of their people onto a handful of unmovable planets, rather than the mobile craft worlds. Keep in mind, the craft worlds are designed to basically be perfect world for the Eldar, and have everything they need to survive. Combine this with the fact that most planets in 40k are either barren, filled with hostile life forms/environments, already been colonized by someone else, or corrupted/have the potential to be corrupted by chaos, and staying on the craft-world starts to seem like a pretty good idea.

danger wank

I still refer to them as Eldar also. But I have been playing 40K for 24 years.

I used to call them Eldar but after they were turned to the Aeldari I eventually switched to calling them Aeldari without realizing it.

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