Understandable

Why the Scooby doo song?

I see

Breton fans do exist, I’m one of them and I’ve seen others.

I wasn't expecting Travis Touchdown

Thats 25 layers right there

as the video said they are all fascists. dont get me wrong they are in the right way i fully support them

Those are rookie numbers.

I named mine DAKKA if you know you know😉

im the only orc fan who hasnt done this it seems, mine is named gork

'Cause he's got some sweet armor.

Cause he sunhallows your arrows

Cus his brother is a vampire

@@Anankin12 'Imma be honest. That sounds like an innuendo.

Falmer are snow elves too.

kekw

that’s rough buddy

So your'e not rping then

Redguard Lives Matter

FUCK YOU I LAUGHED SO HARD I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET

YOU N'WAH. You'll make a fine rug, cat!

I always play as a Dunmer or Nord. Did I mention that I am german. Yeah not a good look.

U simic fan

and each other

@@saniska2228 Basedland

*DEEP LORE*

@Nikoladin I didn't know Dagon thought of Argonians that way.

Dragon handlers are most fearful of Argonian tits

Oh, no WONDER they won so easily

Mehrunes knows his place to fear us

Mmm tasty

Just cook him on impact with Unrelenting force, hits him hard enough to cook him and tenderise the meat!

@@corrat4866 bruh, for the ultimate tenderizing just vampire seduce him all the way up to the throat of the world and let him fall. just talk with falion if you don't want to be a vampire anymore

Gamertastic

truly a bosmer moment

morrowind fans explaining why becoming a god in 30 mins is accurate to the lore:

@@wSayonara Isn't that Skyrim?

@@tennobytemusic1529 na thats just the entirity of nirn

@@wSayonara Me an hour into Skyrim: Aight, so I just grinded my Smithing all the way to 80, now it's time I start gathering Daedric Artifacts. Me an hour into Morrowind: Aight so, I just talked to Caius Cosades, and... *reads journal* ...Where the fuck do I go!?!?

Morrowind players explaining how boosting their luck high enough to buy every item for 0 septims and then sell them back for thousands is realistic

Why does the song slap so much tho

It could be the bands 2021 version? I’m not sure though. Sounds like the original

I am currently blasting in on speaker

Lmfao the fact that this is true

elgerr?

@@theafrica5896 woah you said it not me

@@turokman8 wait, no, i hate norgerrs

enwahh

M-word, actually. Mer

Don't get my hopes up just to dash them all away, that's not very Molag Bal of y- actually come to think of it; that *_is_* very Molag Bal of you.

@@basedbattledroid3507 molag bal made Do’bisha kill so many people to give me a weapon that would make me kill even more people lol Do’bisha is very blood thirsty as you can see.

Gay vampires: 👁👄👁

Serana dialogue addon mod makes her your lover

I'm more of a werewolf

w i d e p u t i n

I love this

That sounds exactly like a hobbit, name and all.

@@jordanjoestar-turniptruck exactly! The fattest, happiest, most psychotic hobbit you'd ever meet

Based

Omfg only males will understand this 😂 nice dick joke bro!!!

THIS IS THE POINT MAN

Kkkkkkkkk

Those warriors from hammerfell, they've got curved swords... curved. swords.

Curved. Swords.

I'm a spongebob fan....why? Here is the reason B) Spongebob's true power SpongeBob’s combat capabilities and raw power are seemingly immeasurable and unbelievably powerful. SpongeBob has the ability to absorb, reflect, and deflect any physical damage. He also has the ability to sever his own limbs and instantaneously regenerate his cells. He possesses the ability to change the configuration of his body so he could expand his body significantly or become microscopic. There is a scene where SpongeBob is shown to be sleeping inside of the sun unfazed and the core temperature of the sun is 15 million Celsius. This means that SpongeBob is at least 4383x stronger than tungsten as its melting point is 3422 Celsius. SpongeBob is also shown to unravel the string of the universe itself. With the current evidence, SpongeBob is made of some foreign material that is compatible and able to edit the structure of any conceivable element in the whole universe, and is seemingly invincible being able to withstand the sun and only take damage from himself but shows instantaneous regeneration. The shape shifting ability of spongebob has not been put to trial as of yet however his instantaneous regeneration could prove him to create enough mass to cover the universe. It is also referenced that SpongeBob has connections with other dimensions. SpongeBob even brought a two dimensional being into a three dimensional realm with his godly powers. To put it simply, SpongeBob has immeasurable power. He can reconfigure or suffocate the universe if he wanted, and he is seemingly invincible. He is essentially a deity. His regeneration has not been leveled, so in theory he could regenerate his cell mass faster than the expansion of the universe. SpongeBob’s true potential power is seemingly unlimited based on this evidence. I have come to the conclusion that SpongeBob is actually the god of Bikini Bottom. It seems that he has created Bikini Bottom for recreational uses or he has been reincarnated from a previous life where he is patiently waiting to attain his full power to crush the world. “SpongeBob Squarepants” is genuinely a monster absorbing the life energy of the universe preparing to crush the universe and has taken the form of a sponge, concealing his true identity, to prevent fighting not at his full power. Do not be surprised when SpongeBob destroys the entire multi-verse when he recovers enough energy to reset reality by expanding his sponginess or creating a hypernova large enough to collapse reality itself.

Godtier comment

@@DanielRodriguez-so5vv ...Oh my fucking Talos...

Sloads are unironically the best race.

I hope they put playable sloads in ES6 because it's long overdue.

@kc korea yes

Skyrim players talking about how its so annoying having mountains in the way when you walk anywhere and you need a horse to get over them

Lol I remember showing my brother those "Hardy Skyrim horses"

plus the song is perfectly timed to

And not forgetting the *W A R M S A N D S*

Its not an overdose if it makes you stronger

Facts lmao

This one gonna shank you for some skooma

*falmer hiss noise*

"SQUATTING?" the dwemer blinded them and took them as slaves!

@@zephyr3453 also they're pretty much all missing their right patella (kneecap) it's a small detail that some don't notice, but if you move the limbs on a falmer corpse with that grabby button; the right leg bends both ways while the left leg cannot bend forward. I guess the entire snow elf race took a dwemer arrow to the knee.

Don’t you mean wandering around Blackreach for 24 hours?

@@zephyr3453 Good.

"So it would seem."

Yeah the joke doesn’t have any relevance to the elder scrolls series and just comes across as lazy

@Not Hange agreed

@Not Hange yeah and it just has zero relevance to what elder scrolls politics are like and makes no sense here

@@Islamphobe you’re wrong, redguards are indeed black, and a whiterun guard stopped them from entering whiterun, therefore it’s lore accurate.

Altmer fans exist. Thalmor fans? No sir!

You're gonna be a fine-*gets shot through the head by a random arrow*

@@ScringlyMcdumplefart * Through the knee *

"You remind me of my cousins cat- " "I swear on the moons are all of bandits related?!? I've killed your cousin and your cousins cousin and your dad and every one else who's said that, and now I kill you!"

@@skygard49 ahahah I swear that's how i felt too🙌😂

“Is that… Fur? Coming out of your ears?”

0:55 Let it show for the record that the comment had 55 likes when i posted this stamp. *Perfectly balanced.*

Yes, share the fate of the deep folk.

agreed

Breton Gang show the fuck up!

@pain au chocolat cruassader hello fellow breton

A certified hood classic

It is definitely better

Superior indeed

Finally a person with quality taste in the finer things

All we need is ether a non-binary installment or crossover and we’re, (pardon the pun,) BOOKED!

*plays fortunate son on the lute*

nice lore

🏆 here, this belongs to you.

Someone explain?

@@DsgSleazy basically during the Oblivion Crisis the daedra tried invading Black Marsh (Argonian homeland), the argonians handed them their own asses so hard that they performed counter-offensives into the oblivion realms

Go to bed nerdface

I like this

Guys it's okay I know him irl, were best friends

Wait isn't shrek an ogre

@@atompunk456 ye shrek is an ogre and an orc is just an ogre but pig face

Ruh roh we have a Scooby-Doo fan BRING IN CICERO

haha I agree👍

Same

Simple plan

Yeah but why specifically on a Skyrim related video?

You see those warriors from hammerfall, they have curverd pinus curverd pinus

STAY OUT OF TROUBLE REDGUARD

As a Redguard fan I was never able to leave the jail in any of the TES games

@@vencelkorodi1124 based

Actually it's the Argonians and Khajiit who are treated like second class citizens a lot of the Redguards are nobles or highly sought after warriors and famous for their skills in combat they live a well life for the most part..

Lol stop it

No need to call me out-

@@NoName-hy8xj haha

@Martín Morales the next game is in hammerfell not valenwood.

@@chainmachine1954 I thought it was High Rock?

ah a fellow ikean

what's your profile image?

@@tremendousyeet3467 its a generic dude from Madness Combat, a long-running series of flash animations that are really well done. i recommend you check it out, theyre made by a guy called Krinkels :)

@@periwinkle2486 JUST KNEW IT! my deep gut told me they had nostalgia on them. thanks dude. I'll now go check on some old folded memories.

Some assembly required

And an ancano redemption arc

It could've been so cool I'm all for more factions and/or guilds to join

@@TiddyTwyster Agreed. And actually being able to leave them too.

@@rokukou I just hope the factions in TESVI have good storylines, some of the questlines in Skyrim kind of fell short for me but I still love them It doesn't make a lot of sense but I actually liked Morrowinds faction storylines the best

MaoMaoMi543 isn’t that the mages guild quest line ?

finally, a non-racist nord!

Legate Rikke?

a true nord serves the septim empire

Milk Drinker

@@CheemsofRegret n'wah

Damned right. Only acceptable substitute is jumping really good. Not little jumps like Nords in Skyrim either big jumps that clear Red mountain. If you can't levitate or jump over a big volcano then you deserve to be farm equipment.

@@maiqtheliar789 M'aiq the fact spitter

Can I have the N' wah pass

@@manog6236 knock yourself out

@@zedkillerbros5685 can i have that CrOiSsAnT?

Dunmer fans: *laughs in Living Gods*

imperials are just brits lets be real here

@@no-ev1om I saw them more as romans but you’re actually right lol

@Bender Bending Rodriguez I thought bretons were a mix between french and celtic

@Bender Bending Rodriguez And then you have people from Brittany who were literally called Bretons.

Ahahahahahah that’s just to funny

*MAXIMUM OOF*

It just works.

based

Lmao

"Here is how king Orgnum can still win! "

@@athanaricwilhelmsson "He might have spent all our race points on immortality, But I swear he's not an asshole"

Cuz I did

ohshit

Vegeterian Soylent Green, can you change your profile picture? I scroll through KZfaq comments to seek masterpieces of literature, not to spontaneously bust a nut.

Your pfp is cursed

Awesomesauce No, it’s hot.

I named mine Yuh

Moth Man, I dont feel so good ... 😂

That natural magic resist is super strong

Feel you, man.

@@BNRD.745 booooooooriiiing haha khajiit night eye go 🧿🧿

Breton gang?

Every dragonborn thief with a bucket ever: They'll never see me coming

Bethesda: „Gentlemen, this is a Bucket.“ Skyrim Players: „Dear God!“

I saw holy music and my first thought was halo and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way

@@sebastianschoefl There’s more! No

@@h0pebringer and if something goes wrong you can always fly away using tall bucket

Yea I always have the most fun on a Breton with a ton of magic mods.

Funny in skyrim how bretons aren't actually very good wizards. In the game the only reason you pick breton is to use the 100% magic absorbtion trick with the atronach stone and with your racial ability this prevents you from conjuring minions since it absorbs it for some reason

So you actually shouldn't use a conjuration build which is honestly really funny because the bretons start with the highest conjuration skill out of any race in the game

Didn't the Breton also continuously fight off the red guards and orcs from invading them? Meaning red guards are not ful fledged giga chads of TES?

🤓

Precisely

I'll tell you what ... _That's free real estate_

@@cazikman Why did I read that in a Hank hill tone?

they had to close the gates cause they were bout to win damn

As a khajiit I too indulge in inhuman amounts of ~crack~ skooma

Really is

Oh man, i actually forgot about him. time to go and watch his stuff now. thanks

W O W E E

Yeah but Breton is by far the most boring of all the races.

@@aedanshepard316 yeah they’re boring but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fun in their own right.

God tier race in skyrim and the orc too You can have 100% magic absorb at the start of the game so you can use the enchantments for other stuff other than magic resistance

@@aedanshepard316 on my opinion the nords are the most boring their 50% frost resistance is not that good compared to breton's 50%absorbtion to every element and their racial ability only work on low level enemies atleast the darkelves you can use the racial ability on everyone

Hmmmmmmmmm

My nord who doesn't discriminate against magic: henlo

Alright let's do this. No swords. No magic. No funny stuff. Me chuckling as I pull out my claws

@@raiden6428 I'm always about that funny stuff. Which is why I always help Cisiro, even if I don't join ...jk, I join every faction because Video Game.

I wish there will be unarmed skill line in TES6, khajiiti master of Claw dance in eso is kinda cool.

...Yep

Ditto, also pretty cool that he used Hulk walking on *Warm Sands*

I am proud of this uploader, truly brings tear to the eye.

Go back to your furry desert, sugar-snorter !

Drugs > Furry

I just really find thier culture very interesting

Yes, yes you are

Yes

Yup

A boring joke

@@Wand079 nah you just lack a sense of humor.

the only reason you should pick bretons is the 100% magic absorbtion trick which makes you absorb conjuration minions for some reason so they actually aren't very good mages you should use other builds with bretons

@@ProGaming-db6ln literal lies.

And INVADED THEM BACK

Maquahitl time

The only thing they fear is the lusty argonian maid

@@ToxicBastard Argonians get their strength from reading the Lusty Argonian Maid.

@@drakkiusgaming they were warned before hand, literally every race would have done just as good if they were warned. Screw them lizard slaves House Dres all the way

it was actually useful in oblivion because there was actually cool shit under water and it took a while to get waters breathing spells and fin gleam which had the enchantment was underwater

I just play Argonian for the poison resistance, the Histskin and the cool character designs Argonians just have cooler designs the rest in my opinion

Lore-wise, their ability to breathe underwater is nothing short of completely invaluable. Especially given that it enables them to take full advantage of the inner swamps of the Black Marsh, which are nigh impenetrable to all but the most powerful of conquerors and armies. Indeed, even Tiber Septim himself didn't dare to invade the inner swamps of the Black Marsh during his conquest of Tameriel due to the massive casualties that he would've suffered, at the end of the day.

@@razgriz9146 yeah lore wise gameplay wise it sucks in oblivion its fine though there's actually things to do under water in oblivion

@CGS exactly

Argonian fans: Killing themselves to beat the shit out of Satan in hell.

We badasses

@@brightbound3309 and repetitive as fuck

@@Smorble you're just jealous that you don't have 50 copies of the lusty argonian maid in ur house

@@hervisdaubeny2784 not jealous, I'm asexual (⌐■-■)

By Mata Nui! That sounds amazing

Finally! I've been waiting for 15 years for that!

We peaked as a species

It's all downhill from here.

remind me again when they have full on lego people, can't wait to cosplay ninjago.

"Hold up hist-brother, there's a big Oblivion gate in the middle of the road, we'll never get these reinforcements to Morrowind with that thing in the way." "You're right... let's go in there, fuck up all the daedra and then we'll come out the other end and fuck up the dark elves, we could use the practice." "Sounds good to me."

I told them we should be using more bug musk...

*Argonians proceed to get high off hist sap, getting fucking jacked in the process, to then go on to invade the invading Daedra before turning their sights toward Morrowind.*

DUDE IM SO HIGH ON HIST LETS BEAT UP SOME ELVES

And then oblivion

I did that on eso Lmao I saw the npcs with swords and I was convinced I could be a stamina character 😂

I love spellswords, they're my second- or third-favorite build.

This but I make night blades instead.

@@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb I loved being a stamina Breton then wondered why I struggled against a mud crab

SO RELATABLE

Well, he commited genocide against them and knowing how long they live, most of the older generation are survivors of Numidium incident....

@@abhabh6896 I would pity them, but its the Altmer. They deserve whatever comes to them.

Tbf the Thalmor only have two types of fans: other thalmer and th khajiit for claiming to have brought back the moon. People scoff at nord players for siding with the Legion, but what make far less sense is a khajiit who supports the Legion or the stormcloaks. The thalmor want a weak empire, so their pet kitty cats would serve them by playing with the civil war like a ball of string. Seasons Unending mean chin scratches and skooma-nip.

@@zephyr3453 bro the legion are the roman guys from new vegas these guys are the empire

The thalmor can go back to the depths of oblivion, there's no place for them in Skyrim

As a dunmer enjoyer all I have to say is based

Argonians, or _fetchers,_ as I like to call them

Based and merpilled.

As an Argonian Fanatic I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand I'm argonian. On the other hand, I must respect the savagery there

As a Khajiit fan, if it has red eyes; it dies. Also, wanna buy some moon sugar?

I’m a Breton fan

Nah

In oblivion there op as all heck

In Morrowind and Oblivion they were the best race.

Why hello there, fellow Breton fan. Where are the other two of us?

The average Sixth House fan The average CHIM enjoyer

I AM LOSING IT

It all makes sense, the Dwemer are the true Breton fans

Who the actual fuck loaded up skyrim and thought "oo breton looks cool"

You need to make some blood-brothers in combat because your brother-by-blood sounds like a milk drinker.

It's kinda weird how the Stormcloaks are just okay with anyone joining them. Maybe they're ok

@@highdefinition450 well the stromclocks only hate none-humans from what i understood so are the really that bad after all the others they hate is elves who enslave lizards elves who eat literly anything incuding nords elves who banned their religion and commit genocide causully and some cat people who is known for selling drugs in what ever place their in. so while they might be complete idoits for falling for the thamlers trick they are still the good guys in my opinion.

every rayce is raycist

In the game, right?

That’s dwemer cultural appropriation and I don’t support it

Same, we aren’t real

I like Bretons, they are half-elves.

Adiós

They’re literally like a perfect balance of combat and magic- i don’t understand how people dont like them more lol

Most of the time it's just for magic resistance. But yea battlemage with dragonskin is just op

Every time I play Breton I always end up being a battlemage, most of the time on purpose

@@jacqmarthy536 exactly

I like to be a stealthy Breton since they’re the smallest so I feel like they be lighter and harder to see and hear as a result. I compliment it with mastering illusion magic since Breton’s are good mages. Could never be a warrior Breton though it would feel odd.

@@pearsemolloy9656 I’m 95% sure Bosmer are smaller but now your comment has me second guessing

Ah yes, the true Khajiit playstyle, drug overlord

No, I'm a Khajiit player and I just kill everything that moves if it's not in a city. I have used skooma but the only effect it has is a stamina boost, so I don't really find it useful. I don't know if skooma works differently on other versions cause I only have the Switch version.

Joe 2020

Supreme Khajiit enjoyer: sleep in tent with the entire Khajiit caravan, mod scarface's Push it to the Limits to replace all combat music, rule the thieve's guild, work for the stormcloaks to overthrow Skyrim because even though they racis; it's easier to spread skooma when there are no snoopy imperial narcs snooping around. And they're more racis towards Argonians and Dumbmer than Khajiit, they take some of the heat, so bonus.

@@umbreongaming9921 you do not know the truth of skooma

It would've beem more accurate if they mentioned curved swords haha

"Wait.. I know you!"

What do you think of N`wahs?

@@TimtheEnchanter1121 there are gardening tools

My n'wah

@@ProGaming-db6ln n'wah is a word for describing argonians or slaves

@@masternftscreenshotthief3408 Oh, thanks for telling us, fetcher. Actually, N'wah is anyone whoo isn't a Dunmer from Morrowind, you s'wit ass N'wah!

literally me lmfao

ok but facts though

Me

Who cares about magic resistance I just want conjure familair and extra levels of conjuration at level 1

magic resistance = good for every class, (especially spellsword) also with enough hardcore dedication, you can get 100% mag res, which makes u invincible really, so breton is best race breton supremacy fuck off nords, with ur useless frost resistance and battle cry

Shhhhh they’ll find us

Come on man, how are we supposed to plan our sneak attack if you tell them we’re here?

hide in the bushes, men...

And don't tell anybody their stats, cuz they're actually the most powerful race.

They'll never see it coming