What I love most is that your Minigun isn’t even remotely accurate, even at full speeds it’s “eh just throw rounds in that general direction, we’ll get ‘em eventually.” And I love that

Poor gunner didn't even had the time to rock & stone. What a tragedy.

Deep rock galactic protocol for this situation Step 1: dig a small and shallow hole Step 2: get into the fetal position Step 3: say your last words and regrets

How to deal with Elite Bulk Detonator: 1. Treat it like the unknown horror (run and don't get close because the unknown horror is just the ghost of a bulk) 2. Gun it down (your funeral) 3. Hope Karl pops in and kills it in one hit. Not only do we get a dead bulk, but we also get Karl back

New Headcanon, this is what happened to the floating chunk of Hoxxes.

There once was an Elite Detonator that would spawn on an Elite Deep Dive on magma core and the thing was so fast that even as a scout I couldn't outrun it.

Elite Crassus Detonator - 5000 gold.

0:07 nothing describes elite bulk encounter better than a femur breaker scream

The "Elite bulk detonator" is also formally known as the "fuck that" because that's the most common phrase following its discovery

"You can't just blow a hole in the surface of Hoxxes!"

Alright miners! This is a salvage mission...

"Congrats, team! The glyphids are no more, neither are you, or the planet, or anything in a 5 billion kilometer radius, Mission Control is proud, oh wait, the explosion vanished even the space rig, how great!"

Yesterday in a match someone type “FUCKING GET OUT OF HERE!!” And everyone confused hurried into the drop point only for us to see in the distance 3 ELITE BULK DETONATORS moving towards us at mark 3 😂

And that’s how a part of hoxxes IV became not a part of hoxxes IV

i recall getting 2 (not at the same time but on the same mission) and a dreadnought on a random wave i wish i would have recorded it, at the end ot the stage we didnt even asked for ammo pod we just asked for drop pod and got the fuck out of there xD

"In other news, elven astronomers have reported that the uninhabited frontier planet Hoxxes has been destroyed completely. Forecasters predict the debris field of the planet's breakup is likely to make the system impassable for at least eighteen months. More at 11."

And that’s how Hoxxes got its signature broken fragment.

They should add a radioactive version that has a larger blast radius

still no match for the elite loot bug and elite cave angel

Still waiting for the day someone gets an elite Crassus

this is what happens when you let dreadnaughts pupate

That elite detonator is why hoxxes is broken. It blew up big and broke the planet

My first time fighting this I was a driller looking for fossils around the map and ran into it alone. Thought it was a normally bulk detonator so told my team I would handle it and when I finally killed it I was like on the other side of the cave and it still killed me and the hole it made was massive

"and i am become death, destroyer of worlds" -e lite bulk detonator

if i saw that shit, the roar scares me enough to send shivers but seeing that would make me sprint across the map like a mad dwarf

Oh, it's not that bad, it can be with regeneration, and heal ≈5 health per second, I saw it, and it was elite, I was just greenbeard with my master miner friend....

And on this day, hoxxes was reduced to a radioactive wasteland.

Hoxxes is no more

i belive that even karl heard that rock and stone

I was so confused because blinch - Cosmic Temerance is part of the music I listen to while playing. You've got a good taste in music dude.

At that point it ain’t no Bulk no more, that’s a Dreadnought Fulminator

we finally know what happened to Carl...

Love the way you used Loop Hero music :)

When the detonator is conveniently as big as your crosshair

Now *That* is how a channel blows up!

Now imagine an elite curassis detonator

ok subbed, you got me with nostalgia memes

damn that loop hero ost slaps

Therapist: Don't worry, Elite Bulk Detonator isn't real, it can't hurt you. Elite Bulk Detonator: 0:08

That's how the planet lost that chunk

Nice loop hero music

alright im late but the editing is god like so i subbing lmfao

karl would be proud of you!

forgot how ballin bulk detonators are

This is where "densification beam" comes in handy.

He heard you didn't rock n stone when you got to the drop pod

Based Loop Hero enjoyer.

Not gonna lie, if Cosmic Temperance played everytime a Elite Bulk Det spawned, it'd legit feel like a boss fight

This will diaristicly affect the fishing season

"They're fast"

Now we know why there is a chunk out of hoxxes

based loop hero ost enjoyer

My fire experience with a bulk detonator, I didn't know they were in the game yet, I was so scared

Truely terrifying.

Volatile bullets: ehh, 8 shots should do it

Now we know how Karl met his end

watcing this at 6.9K subs and seeing the outro

"alas. And that's how hoxxes 2 was born..."

so glad i have never run into this

They just turned Hoxxes IV into Hoxxes III.

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Oh good god

you currently have 669 subscribers as i make this comment. a fitting time for me to watch this video

you are not gonna shwo us how big the explosion was?

and the Glyphids were *goone*

Will the gunners shield protect against the nuke of the detonator?

This is a boss Fight

Step 1 lie down Step 2 turn over Step 3 Cry

LMAO

Fear

Did the engineer just disconnect at 0:13? :V

Are the still in the game? I picked it up after season 3 started and played about 15 games and havent encounterd a single one

Cosmic Temperance goes hard with this smh

your sub count is back to front now, i dont wanna hit sub otherwise itll ruin it

damn dudes got only the 69 sub, let me help him ou-- oh nvm

669 subs

AMOGUS = FUNNY

Man i hate bulk detonators