Ellen's Monologue-25 Things Vanishing from America(01/28/09)

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14 жыл бұрын

Ellen's Monologue-25 Things Vanishing from America(01/28/09)

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@LibraNYC4ever
@LibraNYC4ever 11 жыл бұрын
OMG, I remember being SO excited as a kid when we first got our cordless phone in our home. :) I would call my best friend and tell my mom I'd be right back, shut the door go out of our five story apartment, go down the stairs and say "Can you still hear me?" Then when I was down in the lobby I'd have this shocked and in awe look on my face as my friend talked. Then came the digital camera and my mind was blown. I still have my film camera and use it as a back up when the digital dies. :)
@setmoon
@setmoon 10 жыл бұрын
when she tore it , I love how stunned ellen looked
@arcueid980able
@arcueid980able 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah we no longer have a land-line phone. LoL
@IamHarryPotterxx
@IamHarryPotterxx 12 жыл бұрын
Ellen is the most amazing person in the world!
@SuperLebaneseBoy1
@SuperLebaneseBoy1 13 жыл бұрын
its so funny when she said: ' And I .. the whole shabaing' 'What ever Paris' that was soo funny
@robbakel
@robbakel 12 жыл бұрын
3:06 -> That's the reason the Dutch alarm number is 112! God, we're so smart!
@BybiGurl1
@BybiGurl1 13 жыл бұрын
she is so cute!
@Narutocoolcat
@Narutocoolcat 11 жыл бұрын
I forget shes 55 now amazing
@Lucyj337
@Lucyj337 11 жыл бұрын
Ellen is awesome!
@Izlandzadi14
@Izlandzadi14 13 жыл бұрын
I love how she always makes a reference to dance XD
@EarthsFrozen
@EarthsFrozen 13 жыл бұрын
im learning to giggle. lol
@MissKochalidze
@MissKochalidze 11 жыл бұрын
OMG I almost had a mini heart attack when she said '' I'm 51 in two days '' O_O
@shemo1981
@shemo1981 13 жыл бұрын
Ellen you made my day :-)
@eile24
@eile24 12 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I gotta thnk that milkman!!!!! THANK U FOR ELLEN MR. MILKMAN!!!! LMFAO! L.O.V.E. xXVx
@SuperKD1986
@SuperKD1986 12 жыл бұрын
Love how the audience thought that she was joking when she said she would be 51 in 2 days. 4 hours ago I would too, still can believe! But if you see her mom, that woman must have more than 70, for God sake, and she looks great. That is seriously good genes!
@AnimeLoverForever16
@AnimeLoverForever16 11 жыл бұрын
....actually ALL these things arent used anymore. i mean my family only have a landline stuffed in a cupboard because we needed it for sky (uk for cable tv) emm we dont have milkmen, we used to have the braid man but that was like softdrinks, lemonade etc. hes a novelty. handradios....film cameras, i havent seen any of that stuff in YEARS.... sorry but nothing on that list surprised me :O
@skimvidstudio
@skimvidstudio 11 жыл бұрын
No, in 1950, over half of the milk delivered was to the home by milkman in quart bottles, by 1963, it was about a third and by 2001, it represented only 0.4% percent. Nowadays most milk is sold through supermarkets in gallon jugs.
@vivienl525
@vivienl525 7 жыл бұрын
She thinks dialling 911 is bad, we dial 000 in Australia o.O
@JoelBrewton
@JoelBrewton 12 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH!!! Ellen's Mama was doin' the milk man!!!
@leephillips3860
@leephillips3860 11 жыл бұрын
we still do where I live
@sajidarana5037
@sajidarana5037 5 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@withitgoesasmile
@withitgoesasmile 11 жыл бұрын
The dialing thing is true, only it's worse in the UK: we have 999. What genius's idea was that?
@luckyyoselin2427
@luckyyoselin2427 11 жыл бұрын
She's describing the milkman, but the way she describes him led you to understand that the milkman is actually her father therefore she looks like him, that's what the whole joke is about.
@CrushersCharisma
@CrushersCharisma 12 жыл бұрын
On a radial phone the 0 is after the 9. So Dialing 000 is harder than 911.
@Pacula251
@Pacula251 12 жыл бұрын
In whole European Union the alarm number is 112 Einstein!
@RiseUpTotheRush
@RiseUpTotheRush 11 жыл бұрын
This was a couple of years ago, she's 54 now ;-;
@lovewhitalways2010
@lovewhitalways2010 5 жыл бұрын
milkman was great!
@theuntaughteacher
@theuntaughteacher 12 жыл бұрын
that mailk man joke...reminds me of monty python
@gablison
@gablison 13 жыл бұрын
the emergency number in hong kong is 999... even worst!
@gabyjabr1751
@gabyjabr1751 11 жыл бұрын
for those of you who didnt get the milk man joke, she was describing herself
@mitzi32996
@mitzi32996 12 жыл бұрын
i know why glitter is still around. Taylor Swift loves it!
@msjuliarcv
@msjuliarcv 12 жыл бұрын
well, he still alive, but seems ellen doesn't talk with him anymore. after she came out, he said to ellen ''go to another home'' and i'm almost sure that he wasn't to ellen's wedding. its a shame :(
@Lukeman83
@Lukeman83 13 жыл бұрын
What's the milkman-thing about? I didn't get that reference? :(
@97futuregirl
@97futuregirl 12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my friend doesn't have a house phone
@yukymoto
@yukymoto 11 жыл бұрын
What's up with the chinese subtitles?
@BaileyKYT
@BaileyKYT 11 жыл бұрын
lol
@normy0123456789
@normy0123456789 11 жыл бұрын
Maybe I should sleep...but one more...
@Kohinoor1994
@Kohinoor1994 12 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have any idea about what happened to Ellen's father?
@juliajulia43
@juliajulia43 12 жыл бұрын
i don't get the milk man joke
@jockingman
@jockingman 13 жыл бұрын
She looks so young for her age :l
@rosykhan590
@rosykhan590 11 жыл бұрын
51 :O ??????????????
@MedicaLabTech
@MedicaLabTech 11 жыл бұрын
she loooks waay to young for her age. I hope I age that well
@zumba663
@zumba663 13 жыл бұрын
i didnt know she was that old...
@frndofbear
@frndofbear 12 жыл бұрын
Ellen is suggesting that the milkman was her biological father.
@robbakel
@robbakel 12 жыл бұрын
In that case, I was right
@squeakybat
@squeakybat 12 жыл бұрын
.....they watch ellen in china?.....or is that japanese?....
@Lightcaster123
@Lightcaster123 11 жыл бұрын
I'm terribly sorry, I made a mistake as humans sometimes do. Calm down.
@melodyboard9132
@melodyboard9132 11 жыл бұрын
it's chinese. kinda weird though, i've never seen ellen on tv in china. such a shame.
@EmilyH1997
@EmilyH1997 12 жыл бұрын
Australia is 000 ... who's smart now?
@Lightcaster123
@Lightcaster123 11 жыл бұрын
Think that may actually be Korean, not sure though...
@LibraNYC4ever
@LibraNYC4ever 4 жыл бұрын
Homosuxual No it’s Mandarin. Definitely not Korean b/c I can read Korean that I can’t read
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