Nothing more scary than being almost asleep, and your cat presses the spacebar and you hear Dan's voice. I was scared and thought someone was in my room.

Totilix sounds like a name for a Pokemon.

The 12th of February payload seems like a programming mistake. Britney Spears's birthday is on December 2nd (12/2) but it activates on February 12th (2/12). It likely works properly on computers that use the DD/MM/YY format.

It can run so low on memory that it fails to display Windows in the proper Win32 / Win9x style? Lol.

sorry, can't go to school, it's a virus payload day

Possible reason the "This program must be run under win32" appears may be that since win32.exe is infected and has added code at the end, it is not recognized if it's a dos or win32 exe file anymore.

Windows 98 has a very soothing startup tune. I wish there were derivatives such as this.

I once had a dream that I purposefully got a batch virus of the same name, and the payload was so dangerous that I got scared and woke up to check my PC.

This comment must be read under Win32.

KZfaq thought you said "totally St. Louis" when you said "totilix"

1:11

Announcer: the payload is almost to the end of the track!

The famous "Hello everyone" from Dan gives me serotonin for some reason. I love it.

3:54

ok, thanks for letting me know.

video tootarolls

Why are all these viruses written in engrish?

"if we can clear some of these messages"

8:22

Dan, just wanted to thank you for being the guy that does this kind of stuff. It's interesting as fuck to watch along with that