5:10 EmKay: "Gort? Ohh, he looks cute." The Description: *Crimes: Several Counts of Murder*

As a non-American, if there's one thing I've learned on the internet, it's that whenever a news article starts with the words "Florida man", it's going to be something batshit crazy.

I can't believe no one has mentioned that the reason the dog at 2:46 is holding a brick is because it's owner taught it to drops bricks on people who would ring his doorbell. I aspire to be that man and have nothing but respect for him and his pittie

8:25 Fun fact: this is a hornworm, not a caterpillar. They just stay that way and eat and eat and eat and get HUGE. Also while a favorite food of many lizards, however if you use them too much, the lizards are known to get addicted and refuse all other foods.

"He did them all so we had none to do" -robin

Emkay: "Gort! He's so cute doe!" Right under Gort's name: "Crimes: Several accounts of murder"

"So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol?" Tabi [from FNF]: First time?

I love the crow gang thing, imagine if he moves somwhere and the crows follow him and keep giving him money. That'd be a stable source of income right there!

“Its comin for your knee caps” the most terrifying phrase I have ever heard

0:51 "If you find yourself rap battling a horse skull in Wales don't worry it's normal, i guess" -sam'onella

3:58 i laughed so hard i literally couldn’t breathe.

As a child, I got my own boss name. I liked to throw stuff out the second story window, so my name was "Destructo". They even gave me one of those employers name tags that said "Hello, My Name Is Destructo". I'd wear that to parties.

Uncle Stan has the kind of energy all slightly overweight uncles should aspire to.

The baby to its parents: "You have displeased me, mortals." The mom: "Honey, call the priest, the baby's possessed again." Dad: "Again? That's the third time this month!"

The one with the dog holding the brick is from a news article where his owner trained him to drop bricks on people who rang his doorbell.

I like how chill he is while looking at the cursed images.

10:40 This boss was so terrifying/powerful that Robin couldnt even show him

“Oooh, I’ve never seen a bunny ride anything like that” Rule 34 artists:

The cow at 6:39 is literally SCP-4158, AKA Big Charlie, who cannot feel pain, eats anything out in front of him, and is constantly growing above average tasting steak

6:45 The only thing that make me consider for a SINGLE SECOND was the word “Australia”

r/Bossfight shows us the moments in life when we realize we didn’t do enough side quests

"Level 5 Rat" is my favorite Eldritch God.

Imagine seeing the Child with small telescope at midnight alone at your house with all lights off and he opens the door and you know you have to hide

4:01 "How did you do in P.E today?" "Good" *Deep hellish chants* "Not so good"

5:12 “He’s so cute though!” The bottom of the picture: **several counts of murder**

My absolute favorite part of 2:22 is they took the time to make an A.I generated image of the child.

Gort Crimes: Several counts of murder Robin: It's so cute!

Imagine sitting in your house one evening, the fireplace is warm and you it's just cool enough to have an occasional breeze, you're wrapped in a warm blanket and enjoying a nice warm hot chocolate and then suddenly, you're rap battling a dead horse

'i know it's the beginning of the year' Robin, hate to break it to you but.... We've already passed 1/3 of 2021

My doctor: "luffy isn't real you don't have to worry about it" Luffy in real life: 6:00

I just now noticed at the bottom of His Name: Gort, is Crimes: SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF MURDER. It is something that belongs on surreal memes. Love the content!

0:03 it coming for your kneecaps (lol)

The baby in the thumbnail be like: *"Hand over the milk or your soul."*

1:58 wtf is Florida even doing at this point 2:34 I want an uncle like that

This entire subreddit is like an irl collection of rejected scp proposals.

"his name: gort, he's so cute" Crimes: several counts of murder

3:26 I love this, he's literally teaching birds an economic system

The Level 5 rat can only be challenged until you’re level 5. Until that, you can’t move on.

I feel like the 5th horseman of the apocalypse was so impossible to see and understand by mortal beings that we could not be shown that image

fun fact:that evil spirit that possessed the baby is what is known as a stand they are the measurement of your life energy and only a stand user can see a stand (except for when it doesn't) only a stand can harm a stand and finally any damage done to the stand will reflect to the user (except for when they don't)

I never knew Robin is so cultured, the fella gave an OKAMI reference

Emkay: Gort! He's so cute though Me: *notices Gort has several counts of murder* Yeah...cute...

Miltank : - sees the big cow- Miltank : FINALLY I WORTHY OPPONENT

This subreddit is perfect for a game developer if they need ideas.

As a person from Ohio, Yes, the *C O R N* is our guardian

Crime: several counts of murder Robin: oh how cute

5:11, the funniest part is that he has committed several accounts of murder.

Robin: What in the world is going on folks? Me: Not even God knows.

I clicked faster than Flosh could take my kneecaps

9:17: "Run!" screamed its living mouths. "Come!" cried its dead ones.

6:53 is that a jojo reference? Especially the gay part

The one with the crows bringing back money for breadcrumbs is like the start to a creepypasta, you may wanna call the police if they start bringing back teeth

If someone makes an actual boss fight out of Florida Man he’s bound to have at least 100 phases

9:18 nobody: The clothes in my closet at 3:00 am be like

Priest: ok I'm pissed Preacher:oh that's the 20th time this month

8:30 ForBidDen gUmmY wOrm...

No one is gonna talk about gort? It literally says that he has committed SEVERAL counts of MURDER

5:10 Gort.... How tf did this cute little plush be accounted for several counts of murder??

3:12 the husband talking to his wife: I told you we should’ve got an abortion

Robin, lexie, and the whole crew sound more and more alike everyday 😂

i feal like at least 90% of all post on this sub reddit could be a SCP

Petition for robin to say: “what’s poppin’ it’s Robin” as his intro

Emkay:they got one kick man. Me:you sure that's not gum-gum stamp

1:13 Lwyd: Rap battle or i steal your alcohol Me, a FNF fan: *Finally, a worthy opponent. OUR RAP BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY*

I am so happy that two of my posts are featured in an EmKay video! My posts were Kicks and Speed! GreatReturning in Reddit. Everyone have a great day!

I'm glad the bigfoot hunters don't come for my kneecaps, all they ever want to do is get grainy images of me and make casts of my footprints for some reason

6:46 You doubt our power? You dare doubt the power of Australia?

Megachusetts just studied full math and has became math himself.

2:30 That's just wholesome to me. The uncle is obviously having a ton of fun with photoshop.

2:29 Uncle Stan, teach me you’re ways.

4:08 oh that’s just Aphrodite, it might take a second for her features to fully form to your liking :)

I love when he said “Give me your f**kin RAM!” It was hilarious 😂

The Level 5 Rat is actually the miniboss you have to deafeat near the start to get access to the Side Quests via the Hub area, the hub area happens to be the floor the rat has claimed. Floor 1 is Tutorials and the NPC shop, Floor 3 is Online features.

"Y' cant come in, Y' cant come in, I aint got no wine nor any jin" first part of a song against Lwyd

I love how under the name of Gort is several counts of murder

I love how underneath gory it said crimes multiple accounts of murder and he just skips past that

Baby:*opens eyes with such intensity* Me:"Why do I hear boss music?"

So this subreddit in a nutshell is basically; *Dark Souls boss fight music intensifies*

5:19 I sent that image to a discord server and captioned it "ugh, who let the racoon get ahold of the spellbook in the basement?" and someone replied saying "It was an accident I swear"

"Well, I guess cats do kinda defy gravity most o' the time, don't they?" Nah bro, you're thinking about goats.

New game idea: a game set in the current day, with you as a normal person, but you have to fight through a bunch of reddit bosses

9:39 “a 42 hour protection deodorant doesn’t lose reception”

When Lexi referred to Lechku and Nechku… I screamed. Ōkami is life.

2:44 "Don't worry he doesn't bite, he just throws bricks."

1:58 Florida has some of the most extensive transparency laws in the country. So it's not that they have more craziness than the other states, it's just easier for their newspapers to find out the details that lead to these sorts of headlines.

7:06 That is a demon possessing that mirror who was bored tell that guy to RUN!!!!!

1:50 I was watching an ad and I said to myself, "was that Florida?" and oh boy was I right Florida is a strange place

The knee cap bandit

8:06 the perfect anime doesn't exi- I'm straight and I still agree with this

4:04 i literally recoiled and took off my headphones because i wasnt expecting that sound, i was drawing

6:00 the riot guard was not expecting that from a single kick

This whole entire subreddit is just blursed images combined with cursed comments and I love it

I heard “I love the little problems this world has” COVID enters the chat

1:20 two words, My puppy. We had a brown chair and when my puppy layed on it we could not see him at all he was the same shade brown as the chair

'gort' "Crime, Several cases of murder" -2021

The baby is like *"if you give me milkies, I'll tell you the secret of this life"*

the "how did you in pe today?" meme was my discord name for awhile... like the full question with the just holow face... i loved it

9:24 think of it like roller skating

6:47 I think that's Blossom. She was in the Guinness World Record for worlds tallest cow. She past in 2015. Her most biggest size was at the age of 8 years old but since cows shrink a little when they get older... but she hadn't changed to much. This is what I know about so I apologize if I said something incorrectly. (I think it's Blossom, it looks like her.)

8:00 that’s a really cool drawing, would totally watch the show/read the comic