Nothing better than Crackheads Craigslist with Lexi-kitty!!! Her ability to match the post with her voice is amazing!!

7:35 There's actually a reason for this listing! If you put up an empty wasp nest on your house it deters live ones from settling there! It's basically physiological warfare! :D

Craigslist should just be renamed to “selling food I already took a bite out of”

"FNAF Purple Guy Shaped Cheeto" Finally, a piece of food that is not shaped like an Among Us character for once.

15:58 Lexi said "what. the. hell." exactly when my dog decided to face plant jump into the couch and made a loud ass bang. What the hell is right.

That last one really made me laugh... And then I just thought of someone putting a fairy crown 👑 and gluing some iridescent wings to their back and just screaming about being a woodland fairy while doing that... it would have been hilarious and perfect. 😆 😂 😆

Those scissors are a very strange collection. Hair dressing shears, fabric scissors, paper scissors, safety scissors, garden scissors, its a very large mix. Most of them run for 7-10 each and the hairdressing scissors and nice fabric scissors could be upwards of $30 new so this isn't an awful one...

2:25 I mean, there is also a Japanese desert that is a rectangular waffle with soft serve filling. They are amazing, but rare as hell to find in the states. Only at like import stores.

0:00 they really toke "jesus is always watching" to a whole new level

We shall call him the Mattress Maniac. It was definitely the killer writing that ad to get more victims.

"Why is it a screenshot of the picture" I work at a place where sometimes people come to print some random stuff, and I swear we get someone like that at least once a week. Including taking screenshots of every page of a 30 page PDF to send to our email, instead of including the PDF because "you can't print PDFs"?!?! With the occasional sprinkle of "why can't you just photocopy my phone" and "why can't you print this photo of a paper laying on my table so it's looking like original document".

"Hot, thick protein shot" This nearly made me gag

9:00 that was disturbing. And the way she was reading actually made me feel scared.

6:10 , I'm extremely concerned for that bed, not the owner, just the bed...

5:30 Wireless earbuds usually work by having one "controlling" earbud that controls the Bluetooth connection. So you can use only one, it just has to be the controller one, which I assume is pretty frequantly the right one...

5:59 If Lexi is telling you that you need better eyesight, you're blind blind

my family is christian but like when i was learning how to draw stars, I was always taught how to draw a pentagram or whatever they're called, so a kindergartner drawing one isn't so weird

That “gorgeous Victorian doll” looks like the perfect item for a horror movie 😅

Those guys looking for female roommates... You just know there's a 100% chance of a camera hidden in the bedroom and bathroom.

Well Lexie, since you asked, the car at 07:00 is a Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar, model SV-36. Fitted with a 3.5HP 48Volt electric motor, or the better model came with a 6HP motor. Vintage 1970s motoring. A quick look on ebay has one currently going at $3000.

I *think* some of those *might* be fabric scissors, if so that is a freaking steal because those buggers can be expensive AF.

As a Brit I can state that Frazzles are amazing! If you're planning on doing an import order might I suggest also getting Chipsticks & Monster Munch (Steve-O swears by the latter).

5:06 I don’t know much about Rick & Morty but to me that “ski doo be doo be doo” sounds more like something from Scooby doo than Rick & Morty

16 minutes + lexi + crackheadcraigslist = perfect video

2:30 HOLY SH*T THAT WAS MY POST

The first meme was just terrified Jesus

2:29 "12 dollars for that extra long one" Lexi.... thats pounds...

Jesus statue does truly make my heart stop

0:17 when they person next to you talks bad about Emkay

Lexi kitty is my spirit animal. I also have a collection of lego, fallout and play way too much stardew valley

Hey, just letting you guys know you get me through some pretty tough shit, keep the good content up

I am bean. You are bean. We are all bean. Except me. I am not bean. I am Starscream and I have deceived you.

"Man if this mattress could talk, oh the stories it would tell," Nooooo thanks, i'm good

00:05 jesus Christ it's a Jesus head bust

That 1973 Tesla made me laugh. That's a Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar btw

A notification? Its an Emkay upload! Lexi is narrating?! It's a blessing from the lord!!!

12:26 that price is too high. Some girl at school is selling them for 5 dollars and you'll randomly see them in someone's hands while going down the hallway.

My grandma is watching a show in the other room and two tambourine noises sound right on the Jesus zoom ins lol.

The ad for a pile of scissors with a random pair of cat nail clippers thrown in. 🤣🤣🤣

That person has every pair of scissors you have ever lost.

5:38 that's actually very common, if you lose one AirPod or it stops working, you can buy just one instead of a whole pair

4:58 We wouldn't see this guy in the next Scooby-Doo movie either. XD

7:08 Lexi, look up "the CitiCar is an electric cheese wedge from the 1970s". By all accounts, it's Trabant level bad

Saw the thumbnail and had to click, heard Lexi and had to stay

Why does that Alf Doll look like a boss-summoning item?

So, I went through a really bad breakdown earlier tonight (tried to $3|f h@rm, which I haven’t done before). I was trying to calm myself down and I saw that Lexi’s playlist had a new video. As weird as this video may be, I wanted to thank you. Hearing your voice is such a serotonin booster, it’s crazy. The razor burn still hurts a crapload, but I have this to watch now. Thank you, Lexi, from the bottom of my heart. 💕

Don't buy blended or faux leather. It will flake EVERYWHERE!!! EVEN IF you use the conditioner and cleaner to "keep it nice".

Yes, I want 1 bean please 🌱 😂

0:13 I stare into ITS soul

8:15 the 240 SX comes with a free Bruno.

Lexi is back! Lexi is back! Lexi is back!!!!!

2:07 i would buy straight up

that one in Centralia... is literally Silent Hill

9:00 he came in the protein didnt he. didnt he.

Of course the dead cactus is from the Massachusetts Northampton!

5:58 it's all about having faith in what you can't see

Why would it be concerning that a kindergartner made a Clay Pentacle? I grew up pagan and made/drew them all the time. It doesn't represents something bad in any way. It's one hell of a lot better than them making a crucifix, that's for sure.

I think that the Jesus wall thing needs to be burned... It's literally just waiting to posses someone.. 🔥😁🔥

The dysentery fan is autocorrect 100

0:07 OH LOOK, ITS MY SLEEP PARALYZES DEMON!

2:46 Lexi, $123,456 is shorthand for “I had to put a price here.” It’s used for free items or items where they’re expecting you to make your best offer.

Lexi needs to be a narrator for a horror movie

For only $20, he better be extracting the protein himself. If I do it, it's gonna be a clean hundo lol

👏🏻somebody👏🏻get👏🏻Lexi👏🏻a👏🏻Shamoo👏🏻plush👏🏻

At 7:13 does the monitor look like it has an elephant on it or am I going crazy? Haha.😅

9:12 I live near winnipeg and i'm now very scared.

5:40 yes, Lexi, you can indeed use a single airpod. you'd have to have the case that comes with it though 😛

(At 4:57) We wouldn't see this guy in the next Scooby doo movie either. XD

That thumbnail makes me think of the shopkeeper in the town with no name with his special offer of a single baked bean.

On the scissors: You could buy all the scissors, and then re-post all the scissors but one for 20 dollars. Free scissors.

4:06 that's a steal if the doll is included, cabbage patch dolls fetch hundreds to thousands of dollars

You guys are my comfort channel.

She wouldn’t do a durex commercial with Grover awwwwww I wanted to hear that haha

0:35 Don't buy the bean, trade your cow for it!

After doing a bit of googling, the airpod one is a pretty good idea. You can reset them to link up as a pair if you get a replacement like that.

6:49 she look like she about to eat it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

selling shopping carts is the realest crackhead craigslist i've seen. seriously, they LOVE stealing them. i saw plenty of abandoned shopping carts in Independence, MO. not like, left in the parking lot, but like on sidewalks or tossed into a ditch. my dad was a crackhead and i know i've seen at least one stolen shopping cart in our garage.

Me after seeing the cans for sale: I'm gonna need a bag to hold them tho bc I CAN't hold them with my hands

6:54 NOOO this is a crime,the bread god (from discord) hated it.

My brother and I used to get barrels of bottles and cans every weekend from the restaurant we worked at, and then take them to the machines at the grocery store. We'd race to redeem the most, and we got to keep whatever money we got for them. Good times.

Jesus please help us please just help us.

1:20 Man and that 666 paper on the floor

The Jesus scared me half to death.

*I enjoyed this more than I should*

Emkay puts me to sleep even the crackheadclegslist 😂❤️

I bet someone bought that bean, though. 😂

12:23 Dwayne the Oc Johnson

Was anyone just at least humming " Raspberry Berett" by Prince ( R.I.P. 1958-2016) on the Dr. Richard add? I couldn't not stop myself!

as a lifetime Illinois resident, i can concur these are very normal listings

16:09 CT = Connecticut. New Canaan is in the panhandle, bordering the state of New York.

8:02 i was expecting a nintendo power button.

MY NIGHT IS SO MUCH BETTER AFTER LEXI I'm gonna stay up again watching EmKay for the 3rd time

I saw the Las cruces one I'm from there and that makes so much sense with the buy and sell groups XD

* takes screenshot of jesus to make a meme reaction image "

First thing that carrot looked like a bad Lion head then it looked like the dude from the scream painting wearing a hoodie

The average amount of beans per can is 465, if the bean costs 1 dollar then a whole can of beans would cost around 400-500 dollars. Which is slightly higher then the normal price.

That's not a pentacle, I mean it is, but that's how they teach kids how to draw stars in school......

2:16 Fun fact! I got an extra long off brand frazzel chip in my bag once! It was so fucking cool No that post wasnt me

The content is so funny but the voice so so oddly calmin I feel relaxed enough it almost puts me to sleep

That carrot had Edgar Allen Poe’s face on it.