3:41 I love the editors desperate attempts get away from Damien
@sashathedonut2 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 shut the anas platyrhynchos up
@rookitmin16442 жыл бұрын
@@sashathedonut I agree 100%
@VEAU_music2 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 bro the creator of you as a robot never loved you
@Ner0sLimb02 жыл бұрын
IM SCREAMING LMAOOO
@boog92462 жыл бұрын
yes,
@TsukiihikoVODs2 жыл бұрын
I literally just finished watching the entire EmKay r/Hmmm playlist and this comes out. I feel like my efforts have been wasted
@snailgun2 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic. Just wanted... to say... that..
@RealSmartPug2 жыл бұрын
Therapist: “Realistic Pizza Steve is not real, he can’t hurt you” Realistic Pizza Steve: 6:18
@hellosir3822 жыл бұрын
Yea
@stellarknight04 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@Zaida_Vibes25 күн бұрын
Damien sounded like kronk-
@WishGender2 жыл бұрын
damien giggling at his own jokes is honestly precious
@aniruudhh2 жыл бұрын
Well, this is gonna be a really fun hour
@ulysessoliverasponyman2 жыл бұрын
Yes it will be
@codystevenson59662 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Mr_RanDom_i-refuse-numbers2 жыл бұрын
I did NOT see the video was 55 minutes instead of 10-15 minutes
@Mr_RanDom_i-refuse-numbers2 жыл бұрын
@I have breathing addiction you're right it's gonna be a really fun 55 minutes and 22 seconds
@mokekok2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kamilo74732 жыл бұрын
ok but seeing how Lexi's voice change was so cool, her voice always had that happy tune in it :)
@enderdrane2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@Swampizso2 жыл бұрын
I may sound dumb but lexi's a girl?!
@pig_mania01072 жыл бұрын
@@Swampizso she's trans :)
@uruxdrone2 жыл бұрын
She really had on hell of an evolution
@Swampizso2 жыл бұрын
@@pig_mania0107 oh emkay
@_GeoDraws_ Жыл бұрын
12:05 the way the image just moves around the screen in sync with Jack’s disgusted voice gets me every time-
@soundtrapgods4346 Жыл бұрын
Cooooooooooooooooool
@maxx32182 жыл бұрын
20:57 this creature is called Ghost Pig created by popular horror artist Trevor Henderson, creator of Sirenhead and Cartoon Cat. Apparently this pig's origin was it getting sawed in half and killed. Now it roams the earth with an appetite for revenge. If you encounter him, start running because he's gonna slice you in half as well and use your lower half as his legs and once your lower half decays, he will find another victim to replace it. If you encounter him with legs, compliment its legs and quickly run away while it's flattered. If you encounter it without legs, tuck your legs under your shirt, it makes Ghost Pig think you're legless because pigs are idiots.
@ernestsanchez67122 жыл бұрын
1:35 "Kris Get The Bananas" "Potassium."
@freshi2542 жыл бұрын
This is kris pocket when everyone gets the banana
@sashathedonut2 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 shut the anas platyrhynchos up
@cuboembaralhado82942 жыл бұрын
When kris get the banana:
@maxwellmora91182 жыл бұрын
Nice
@eckitronix2 жыл бұрын
random notes i wrote down for no reason 3:26 made me genuinely uncomfortable only because of Damien's commentary 3:44 Alucard's sports car 4:50 I love how this post transitions immediately into a much more horrible story for this cat 5:35 looks like how people apparently think vaporwave sounds 5:52 is just how I look after working out 6:09 GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANON 6:18 Me explaining the kind of person I'd still aim to be even if I got a stereotypical 'emo kid' haircut just because I think it looks cool 6:37 C2077 6:47 This looks like the best fictional creature ever. Name him. 6:54 I knew this happened. I couldn't remember why I thought this had occurred, but apparently it's a memory I haven't forgotten. 7:10 chocobo farm budget cut 7:20 they grew up together :D just in time for the space exploration to get set up! I hope he's allowed to take his pet on the ship and doesn't have to smuggle him inside his lower throat 7:55 Spider-Man trying to ward off catburglars be like 7:57 or it's just a 1:1 scale of garfield left in the washing machine too long 8:01 he protecc, he attac, but most importantly, press f to pay respecc 8:09 Alucard's private jet 8:23 anime pets be like 8:37 this makes me angry because the sandal would fall out, it's more useful to put the sandal the other direction and then do that because at least then you have a better holster for the scorpion wars of 2032 8:44 when you don't wanna listen to Dababy but the homies make a compromise 9:15 Ah, I can see that NERV finally developed that "p4n-d4" EVA unit. 9:37 realFood.jpg 9:47 Make a wish or take a pish. You may only choose one.
@morrismoose2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@iso_plays64442 жыл бұрын
No shdhxhdhdj no one has a problem at the time of my life I am not so
@HuginnTheNord2 жыл бұрын
@@iso_plays6444 stroke?
@juliamclachlan43812 жыл бұрын
Hell yes🤣🤣🤣
@jamin1172 Жыл бұрын
12:05
@MynameisS_A2 жыл бұрын
3:41 that editor is OP 😂😂
@abrokenkindofbeautiful2 жыл бұрын
22:47 I showed my husband the bear and I said “I’m uncomfortable by the number of law officials watching the bear trampoline on a mattress” and he said “you know that bear was falling out of a tree right” and I haven’t felt that dumb in a while 😂😂😂
@xpearl_heartx2 жыл бұрын
“Ah, who needs context”: the subreddit!
@lightninghearttheraichu92842 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 Shut up
@nightshade23432 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 shut.
@junebugss..2 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 shut.
@bambisplitathonreal2 жыл бұрын
Shut up to both you and SHiZUMI
@TheGhostInThePhoto2 жыл бұрын
7:00 Aye, it was a brutal campaign. We humans had an obvious advantage in terms of technology, yet it was the infighting that nearly damned us. The blasted dolphin sympathizers turned on us. We heard of the massacres of other crews almost every day. Our crew barely survived, narrowly avoiding being routed to the last man. We only survived because of the sacrifice of Captain Felix Flipper. I knew the man well. He was from Florida, well acquainted with dolphins before the fighting began. And yet, he was loyal to the nation. He wished for peace, and that wish ended in his demise. He was my friend, and I could do nothing to help him. All I could do was watch as he was shredded by rifle fire and thrown into the ocean. Though it shames me to admit it, but the thought of avenging his death was often all that drove me to fight in those dark days. It was this sacrifice that allowed us to turn the tide. We came out of the incident knowing the dolphins’ weakness: their own echolocation. At first, we merely screamed as we fought to counter it. Many of us began to lose our voices, the worst of which the case of Lieutenant John M. Rayfield. Ray’s voice was reduced to but a whisper, resulting in his unfortunate moniker of just that: Whisper. ‘Twas a saddening day indeed. As we drove the dolphins back to the seas, we began to use speakers to emit high pitched noises that neutralized the dolphins’ echolocation. Although this prevented a repeat of what happened to Ray, many sacrificed their hearing for the cause. Ensign Howard “Snowflake” Wilkinson went totally deaf in both ears. His brother, Warrant Officer Stuart “Winter” Wilkinson, went deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other, made far more unfortunate given his youth. This was the price paid to win the war. When our fighting was over, we realized that damage was widespread. Locally, we were the last ones left. The crew of the _Alpha_ had been slaughtered, as had everyone else. Everywhere. We, the crew of the _Beta,_ were the last men left on land. For us, the war had just begun. None of us thought we’d survive a continued war. Ray, too, sacrificed himself in a move that unilaterally ended the war: he assassinated the king of the dolphins, Snorky IV. The command structure of the dolphins, as Ray thought, was based entirely upon the power of the king. They fell apart once he died. When the rest of mankind was brought up from the depths of the sea, we hoped to find our friend, hoped to celebrate with the hero who saved the world from the dolphins. We never saw him again. And so, that was the story of the Homo-Cetacean War of 1993. Or, as we few to never reside in the depths would call it, “The Struggle to Remain Twenty-Thousand Leagues Above the Seas”. In the same vein, we would grow to call Flipper’s sacrifice, “Mankind’s Last Stand,” and Ray’s, “A Whisper of Hope.” Perhaps those names are a tad on the nose, but we felt the need to honor our heroes. It is our hope that, with mankind seemingly forgetting the horrors of the war, that we will be able to move on from those days. We hope that such tragedy will never again occur. If it does, we hope we don’t live to see the day. And me? I’m nobody.
@shadowofseattle13382 жыл бұрын
I like you, you are a decent creative writer, get in touch with me!
@laylaunikitty44442 жыл бұрын
Was it like 3am when you wrote that? Because those are multiple entire paragraphs. Im legit impressed
@chaotic_household Жыл бұрын
The amount of pure joy I get when I watch these is unmatchable, I can fall asleep to these because my brain reads this as a safe place, thank you Emkay 😊😊
@soundtrapgods4346 Жыл бұрын
Aviendha. That is funny
@Raccoon56-lm3ec Жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my favorite subreddits, it's so funny!
@SeventhSeraphS122 жыл бұрын
27:04 And this, my friends, is how Undertale started.
@user-gp7wy1ud2q2 жыл бұрын
I mean... I GUESS
@eondrago9552 жыл бұрын
Yes, built by the monsters to lure them in
@chaos66872 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@chaos66872 жыл бұрын
Slide ebott
@Pigborg2 жыл бұрын
24:50 i think that’s a stage door. It’s used for when a door is nessecary on stage, but it can’t be part of the whole show. Quite handy actually! The only question is… how did it end up in a place that is not at all a theatre?
@jotarokujo_starplatinum54922 жыл бұрын
Hmm.
@LoafCatNG2 жыл бұрын
Probably people being idiots and running around with a door
@strangerontheinternet73582 жыл бұрын
it just walked out
@finn45422 жыл бұрын
33:00 I guess you could say the chills voice... gave me *chills*
@RhapsosProductions2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! It's such an iconic voice, but I couldn't remember the dude's name
@edgeofpluto Жыл бұрын
21:54 fun fact this stuff they’re spraying is called halon! when it’s sprayed and hits oxygen, it converts into gas which is non conductive, making it a safe option to put out electrical fires. it’s a relatively new solution compared to the other five fire extinguisher types
@batty35142 жыл бұрын
“I’m appalled, I’m shocked, and I’m flabbergasted. That’s all”-Damien
@glitched_corruption75922 жыл бұрын
We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
@c0unterac3422 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it....
@joshuatremper50262 жыл бұрын
That's all folks
@metallabx4072 жыл бұрын
0:10 Definitely gonna buy one for mine. (Chompy is gonna be happy)
@tacticalnerd18312 жыл бұрын
Same
@localnpc69 Жыл бұрын
17:15 I WANTED IT
@lonemarkkingoftypos37222 жыл бұрын
I truely like how mysterious and funny r/Hmm is. Its like it fills the void in the "curiosity".
@jellsies2 жыл бұрын
I always adore looking at r/hmmm because there's so many images that can be used for god-tier shit posting
@johnnycage96882 жыл бұрын
fuck yes
@sabinastrash68132 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@SmokedBacon07 Жыл бұрын
fuck yeah
@sebastianshult21622 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Jack is a mixture of Damien and Lexi
@Ang3ll0vin7 ай бұрын
YES. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT JACK SOUNDS LIKE THE MALE VERSION OF LEXI.
@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp14 күн бұрын
@@Ang3ll0vinhe did it he did the impossible, he said the truth on the internet
@alexthenonbinarygamer3022 жыл бұрын
Fave quote from lexi is "that goes in the forever no no box"
@localnpc69 Жыл бұрын
17:17 I think it's from a frankenwiennie live action
@skybluepainter2 жыл бұрын
15:24 Those are fermented soybeans, also known in Japan as natto. A very popular breakfast food. Stinks and has consistency of snot.
@olivercharles2930 Жыл бұрын
disgusting
@BlueverseGacha2 жыл бұрын
45:06 "the bun's inside the wiener!" EmKay out of context sounds amazing.
@bbqchicken8681 Жыл бұрын
Hm that gives me an idea... I might do that
@abbienormals16692 жыл бұрын
14:29 Lol he fails to notice goth beaker. Beaker was ALWAYS my favorite. In my head cannon, he flips off Scrooge in Muppet Christmas carol (the part where scrooge sees them to the door when he refuses to donate to the poor) "Mi mi miii!!"
@heatherwillard18612 жыл бұрын
18:16 it brings a whole new meaning to silverware
@stackedbones2 жыл бұрын
Never been this early before
@acunit94972 жыл бұрын
I was sadly watching another mkay video so I was late
@gustavogarcia87832 жыл бұрын
8:03 This bring flashbacks to an RPG The grenade was thrown, it would kill the entire party, everybody trying to catch it, and everyone failed, until one player said: "Billy, catch!" RIP Billy
@Bomby52 жыл бұрын
@@shizumi.4655 shut
@ytgshlung2 жыл бұрын
Davey the 4 foot 3 nightclub man is the most amazing image I’ve ever seen.
@Nathan_p682 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about our blessing of 3 Damien segments in this video
@kum0ri_2 жыл бұрын
30:55 when your muscles involuntarily flex
@fingergunsheyyy27672 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT THANK YOU
@MJ_2Day5 ай бұрын
@@fingergunsheyyy2767I KNOW THIS IS OLD, BUT SAMW
@awesomestyles2 жыл бұрын
8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing 398 days, almost at 400 :)
@melongodgaming99792 жыл бұрын
To the picture of the coffin with a steering wheel and a seat for gaming: in Germany we have a word for fast and small cars: Rennsarg (coffin for racing) just reminded me of that
@elicarson6502 жыл бұрын
12:16 QUOTE TIME! "look at the wall... thats a nice wall" -Jack
@Wolf762x392 жыл бұрын
31:47 at least you didn’t encourage him to throw the grenade… and for that, I thank you, Damien.
@wangying28312 жыл бұрын
7:10 Fun fact! That bathroom was used to protect those flamingos from Hurricane Andrew!
@juanvalencia37882 жыл бұрын
36:58 I can explain this one: in elementary schools they sick out their arms and if they don't touch then they're 3ft apart.
@juanvalencia37882 жыл бұрын
I'm an elementary school teacher .
@christinerichard30332 жыл бұрын
AS A FNAF FAN AT 5:20 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THE THING
@akira8812 жыл бұрын
Absolutely can’t wait for all of r/memes
@guy1942 жыл бұрын
same
@randomguy84762 жыл бұрын
Me : Clicks on an emkay video and hears Damien's voice Also me : wait what? Oh
@libertyjensen63212 жыл бұрын
Hi. I hate to comment when I have nothing to say, but you deserve to have a comment that isn't a bot.
@iceyowly93432 жыл бұрын
34:43 "Wizards are weird.." Next meme: *wizard-y laughing*
@shadow_entity91912 жыл бұрын
The pizza with the sunglasses looks like a really cool and self-confident bird.
@omgtatercat2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Breath of the Wild was originally for the Wii U. Nintendo ported it to give the Switch a release game
@nobodyimportant24702 жыл бұрын
Yep. That is why some of the slate features seem odd. You were supposed to be holding up the game pad to use the camera and scope features but when the decided to port it to switch for a launch game they cut that out of both versions.
@Official_Camdyns_Universe2 жыл бұрын
if you have a Wii U then do you have minecraft
@Bean-kh9cu2 жыл бұрын
The title is pure chaos
@Bean-kh9cu2 жыл бұрын
@Piit Japan🌹 what?
@batgobrr42752 жыл бұрын
bro the wall outlet at around 49:37 was how our electricity was in our living room when we moved in, that there’s what you call a slumlords work of art
@The_Pigeon_King_7 ай бұрын
Damien and Lexi have to be some of the most positive narrators ever. I can't count how many times I've rewatched this video because I needed something to bring my mood up
@enathelocalpotato28282 жыл бұрын
It's an honor
@microwave8562 жыл бұрын
1:40 Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. We found the guy from the math problems.
@jordananimationsyt5792 жыл бұрын
3:10 This is actually a disturbing story You see, a young woman was asked to babysit a couple's kids while they were away. Well when they were playing a game she was looking at the clown and thought she saw the flames eyes follow her. When she got the kids to bed she called the parents to ask what the deal was with the clown, the parents said they didn't have a clown. As she turned to the corner where if was, it was gone. Without a second thought she called the police, when the police arrived they found him underneath one of the children's beds wielding a knife. You can watch the full vid on Mrballens channel(great channel btw)
@moditorplayz2 жыл бұрын
Jesus chrisp
@jordananimationsyt5792 жыл бұрын
@@moditorplayz you're telling me, chilling to the bone
@TheFoxdaWa7 ай бұрын
Uhm, is this a joke?
@jordananimationsyt5797 ай бұрын
@TheFoxdaWa Honestly I hope so, it's creepy and a bit scary.
@MeMe-zg7gx2 жыл бұрын
"Who asked for the anatomy of a balloon dog?" Not me but now want it 😂
@arcticfox9752 жыл бұрын
16:28 “blasphemy waifu” lmao
@ziofreccia13752 жыл бұрын
There aren’t many editor notes, but if the editor ever reads this, made my day
@acceber0 Жыл бұрын
2:10 this is what futuristic bikes gonna be looking like
@cody09cody2 жыл бұрын
4:35-4:45 That dog that got stung by a bee, me and my class call him lord chunkols.
@_epiphany5621.2 жыл бұрын
Potassium.
@PansyPops2 жыл бұрын
The first post just screams Florida.
@Ace-ace-baby Жыл бұрын
I love how Damian was like time to help my dad at 6:09
@melo-79042 жыл бұрын
45:01 can we talk about the mustard on top of tomato sauce just drizzled on the tomato sause it made me laugh harder then it probably should
@nicolasinguanti99862 жыл бұрын
6:18 "Alright Mr.Gus, I'm going to become real in five seconds"
@stellarknight04 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@deadaspiration44962 жыл бұрын
4:04 The embodiment of the weight of Damian's jokes...
@ludicrousspeeds49382 жыл бұрын
10:46 “Now this is water sports” I hope he knows what he’s talking about.
@addileeevans1605 Жыл бұрын
The camera one hurts me so bad as a photographer
@SuperDrUnicorn2 жыл бұрын
I've seen the video of the horse and little kid, he gets picked up and tossed to the side while an adult runs to him. Was hilarious seeing it and hearing Damien not knowing what happened to the kid 😂
@texasred25252 жыл бұрын
This was probably the best hour I’ve spent the past year
@garydezern93912 жыл бұрын
5:57 no man, that's kenshi, this mans just hangry.
@ShadowGaming-qr6bm2 жыл бұрын
48:54 it probably is a general convenience vending machine, given that what looks like a toothbrush is two spaces to the right of it
@ngodiecphen41462 жыл бұрын
Damn I been waiting for r/hmmm
@micahfoley95722 жыл бұрын
15:23 it's natto, guys, it's supposed to look like that. the smell must be intense.
@glitchedlightning2 жыл бұрын
5:22 If You Don't, Then I Will. *IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!*
@markpetrov9476 Жыл бұрын
Seeing people with those giant Jansport backpacks would never get old
@alejandrosanchez87662 жыл бұрын
16:45 he clearly doesn't know that the cats are roulling the world and are so smart that they convinced us that they are our pets instead of the other way around
@HoloSohma2 жыл бұрын
Btw sunfish don’t swim or anything at all they just exist most predators don’t even think to try and eat them either. They don’t swim or have a swim bladder so that’s why people just see them on top the water at times because they just ended up there and will die there since they can’t get back down
@thegamingsparkle Жыл бұрын
Okay but… why can I taste Damian’s laugh, like I can taste how laughing like Damian would taste like.
@greenboiii84222 жыл бұрын
26:01 I think we all know where this is going, so I will just get straight to the point. YOUR MOM!
@michealpersicko95312 жыл бұрын
I think the vending machine is a take on that meme about someone's thereapist saying that you should get some cheap chinaware to smash when your stressed or angry and now you can do that on your break at work for only 6 Euros. I think this would be a great thing; as long as it's got some system in place to recycle the glass i'm all for that even though i think that it might have been a kinesthetic sculpture at an art exhibit judjing by the fabrige egg.
@lyras85672 жыл бұрын
It would be so fun if more random doors would be standing around, like... That often like trash bins.
@Anime_Weeb1355 ай бұрын
I love how good Damien is at sounding like Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove.
@deathdayproductions2 жыл бұрын
the amount of r/bossfight worthy pictures is incredible
@TheDumbOne082 жыл бұрын
I love the videos. Every day I watch at least one of your videos to make myself feel better.
@xelaedits3732 жыл бұрын
i watch 10 a day please help
@jasmehsingh2 жыл бұрын
Hello mr/ms. Emkay
@Geran_Sam_the_personАй бұрын
5:15 The horse: "im so hungry i could eat a human"
@normalnill82912 жыл бұрын
Panic: A Creeper explodes Cam: It was in your creeper room Panic: I was I your creeper room
@PentaromaLMA02 жыл бұрын
God i love damiens laugh
@placeholdersign87012 жыл бұрын
Bread man is one of the most legendary soldiers
@that_slow_352 жыл бұрын
32:50 he really sounds like chills. I wasn't looking at my phone when it happened, and it threw me off for a second.
@FroggiFreakshow Жыл бұрын
This is proof that this subreddit is a fever dream
@AlexandarHullRichter2 жыл бұрын
When it was new, that camera was the most expensive SLR in production. That line of cameras (5D/5DS) sells for up to around $10,000 for just the camera, no battery, no lens, no flash card.
@Cyka_Blyat59482 жыл бұрын
4:51 those are chickens specifically the brown ones are "road island reds" and the yellow/white ones are "leghorns"
@chrisbanker47052 жыл бұрын
I love this because every time I see one of these pictures I just think of someone looking at that scenario irl and literally just go "hmm"
@noy33922 жыл бұрын
48:52 damien be talking about the shaving cream but he’s not mentioning the toothbrush beside it
@kesia872 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I'm pretty sure it's a Push Pop and not shaving cream
@apersunthathasaridiculousl18902 жыл бұрын
idk if it’s sad or cool that Emkay has more narrators than my local radio station
@flak88572 жыл бұрын
Hi again
@jsl151850b2 жыл бұрын
Fifty Five minutes? Ain't nobody got time for that! 5:26 Heading out to the 11' 6" +8" bridge. 5:35 That's an Apple //e from the early 1980s. The Internet was just starting. If those are Goddesses why aren't their boobas larger? 6:18 Pizza Steve.
@SamanthaTheSonicFan2 жыл бұрын
25:52 - You know Gulliver’s Travels, the movie where Jack Black is a giant? That’s his pair. A civilian was drying them for him. XD
@jpgordon84062 жыл бұрын
I can tell you what happened at 47:46 the horse got a little bit more braincells