Emus Are Basically Feathery Ninjas (Levelled Up and Hybrid Animals)

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When you think ninja, you probably don't think six foot tall bird. Well, if you knew about some of the peculiar habits of the emu, you might end up thinking differently.
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@trifsith 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's Em-you. E-moo just makes you sound like a child.

@FactFiend 5 жыл бұрын

Says the guy complaining about it online with a cartoon avatar.

@skreeus9714 5 жыл бұрын

@matthewrhook8915 5 жыл бұрын

You get him with that solid roast

@SlimeShows 5 жыл бұрын

Fact Fiend - With Karl Smallwood honestly the best comeback I’ve seen for a while

@kylepowpow 5 жыл бұрын

@@FactFiend DAYUM

@jaybay4773 5 жыл бұрын

-Non-Australians talking smack about the emu wars when they didn’t see the war crimes the emu’s were committing

@memeulous4ft247 4 жыл бұрын

They shited on the food supply

@trajectoryunown 4 жыл бұрын

Omfg, this is a real thing.

@HYdraYanan 4 жыл бұрын

You talking about the emucaust?

@Ashlevon 5 жыл бұрын

Level 1 Emu Level 50 Ostrich Level 100 Cassowary *That's how Australia works.*

@joshmcintyre5868 5 жыл бұрын

AshL and the Australian military are level -4

@miguelvillanuevabello8000 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah australian meta is kinda weird

@AMSinc301 4 жыл бұрын

Except of the three only Emu's are native to Australia.

@meerkat10 4 жыл бұрын

While in Ostrich level they relocate to Africa to mess with everyone there too and returns home to Australia when they reach their final level of Cassowary

@barronohyeah 4 жыл бұрын

Alex Shepherd except the cassowary is native to Australia as well.

@cameronbarnes4216 5 жыл бұрын

Emu levels up Puts ex points in to speed it's an ostrich Puts ex points into power it's a cassowary

@williamrowley3976 5 жыл бұрын

The best part of the emu war was that an Australian general said if they had the same military capacity as the emus during WW1 then they would have won. And I find that hilarious

@lonelymascot 5 жыл бұрын

tis true, those emus were bullet sponges, they'd just tank rounds like nothing else

@Jodat1 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair their was only a few retired veterans that had been given machine guns to take the land for farming

@professionaldumbass9958 4 жыл бұрын

Jodat Australian parliament funded four expressions to kill them and they used 10000 rounds of ammo

@Oblivion2808 4 жыл бұрын

@bryan diaz varela to be fair it was like 2 guys with guns

@sylph4252 4 жыл бұрын

It won't be a perfect quote, but "If we had a division with the same military capacity, our army would be unbeatable"

@WarPoodle-pc5wu 5 жыл бұрын

I grew up next to a family who owned emus. The area we lived in was mostly wooded with houses scattered in the trees. The thing with emus is they make a weird base like drumming noise. And they have red eyes. So going outside in a wooded area with emus around, you will hear faint tribal sounding drums in the dark.... then you see the red eyes peering through the trees.... then the hissing starts as the emus get nervous cause they see you...... nightmare fuel.

@vortigauntsteve49 5 жыл бұрын

Were those Emu POW’s treated in accordance with the Geneva convention?

@WarPoodle-pc5wu 5 жыл бұрын

@@vortigauntsteve49 IDK. Judging by the dark look in their eyes I would guess some war crimes took place. Lol

@Lil-EGaming 5 жыл бұрын

The one I lived near was friendly

@stellastarblossom 5 жыл бұрын

I want a horror movie where this happens. all the emus are skulking around in the dark pick the campers off one by one.

@MykiiMescal 5 жыл бұрын

Lil-e1321 same

@kaizerkeller 5 жыл бұрын

Karl's laugh watered my crops, cleared my skin, and put emus into Africa

@cor955 5 жыл бұрын

He blessed the emus down in africa.

@yourmatemoose4304 5 жыл бұрын

@@cor955 wow mate

@XellDincht 5 жыл бұрын

Causalities and losses for Emus: 12 birds+ Causalities and losses for Australia: Dignity

@phoenixshadow4631 4 жыл бұрын

And some food

@tom_curtis 3 жыл бұрын

Casualties and losses for the Emus: somewhere between 150 and 3000 emus. Casualties and losses for the Australians: 12,500 rounds of ammo. After it was decided that the Emu war wasn't particularly effective, and was a cause of mockery, the government privatized the slaughter with a bounty leading to the death of 57,000 emus in 6 months in 1934.

@iplaygames8090 2 жыл бұрын

@@tom_curtis and a truck. They managed to destroy a truck

@olsirmonkey 2 жыл бұрын

@@tom_curtis about 900 emus were killed and about 10'000 rounds of ammo spent

@juniperberryyyy 4 жыл бұрын

Karl: Emu's are scarey and dangerous! Australia: *laughs in Cassowary*

@Ni-boo 4 жыл бұрын

The next great war

@juniperberryyyy 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ni-boo At least our loss won't be as pathetic this time

@gremlinwithgun7527 4 жыл бұрын

Cassowary are the commando

@rolkflameraven1483 5 жыл бұрын

well, I hope tierzoo is watching this. The idea that Emu can level up into other birds is too funny.

@OrabitsMadness 5 жыл бұрын

The Emu that got the play of the game was the one that did a suicide run at a jeep with a mounted machine gun and with its death managed to wreck the jeep and and the machine gun mounted on it

@stargazer378 5 жыл бұрын

What? That actually happened? That's hilarious XD

@requiem6465 5 жыл бұрын

@@stargazer378 Yes it wedged its head in the steering wheel.

@XDbored1 5 жыл бұрын

you say that like we had more then 1 jeep in the Emu war i like to think that was the entire Australian army because we only deployed the one jeep that Emu defeated the army

@areallydumbcommenter2563 5 жыл бұрын

randomshotz13 Your point is? There were machine guns back then, I'm sure they had Jeeps with machine guns mounted on them.

@Freakyman403 5 жыл бұрын

@@randomshotz13 so armoured vehicles with mounted machines guns exsisted in 1925 "Vickers Crossley Armoured Car" but a machine gun mounted vehicle in 1932 is impossible. Yeah Okay then.

@Why-sv7eo 4 жыл бұрын

My friend had a pet emu. Once they both “screamed” at each other and ran in opposite directions..

@joshuanishanthchristian5217 4 жыл бұрын

That's just brilliant!

@ashleighclifton6533 5 жыл бұрын

I love how they’re so dangerous, yet us Australians have them in petting zoos I’ve hand fed them some pellets several times

@toriladybird511 4 жыл бұрын

You know its cause Aussies are bad ass💕

@colberty5524 4 жыл бұрын

You mean POW camps?

@creatrixZBD 4 жыл бұрын

Colberty no, they’re generally homing animals that can’t be re-wilded (due to injuries when young, or rescued illegal ex-pets etc), often with a “rehab and release” program running concurrently, for those animals that can be returned to their natural habitat. It’s obviously not ideal, but it’s better than them being dead.

@colberty5524 4 жыл бұрын

creatrixZBD I was meaning that as a joke as in the Aussies having a "war" the emus but I do understand the concern.

@OneStopSlopShop 4 жыл бұрын

Emus in zoos are alot of fun to be around, and their feathers are like rock

@agilagilsen8714 5 жыл бұрын

Obviously Mr. Smallwood would consider 5" to be large.

@AEB1066 5 жыл бұрын

Irony being that as Emus are Ratites the males actually have large, flexible penises - bigger than 5 inches.

@tj9959 3 жыл бұрын

@@AEB1066 why do you know the size of a birds dick

@Lancaster-rf5cz 5 жыл бұрын

"I want a turbo gorilla" So Karl wants Transmetal Optimus Primal

@milkdud8993 3 жыл бұрын

More like Mecha Harambe!

@Kadranos 4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to add to the conversation that cassowaries (aka maxed out emus) are one of the only animals Steve Irwin was actually afraid of.

@Maxyshadow 4 жыл бұрын

wow!

@benholland9386 3 жыл бұрын

“Maxed out emus” XD

@Lady-Fearn 2 жыл бұрын

It's the ultimate danger bird

@darthreven9061 4 жыл бұрын

I just imagine a dead human with an emu standing on him holding a hunting rifle posing for a nice pic

@Cloudyterms 4 жыл бұрын

Watch oversimplified for the emu war is really good

@eliandervalderen5849 3 жыл бұрын

That's assuming the Emu doesn't rape the human instead

@RedYellowBird6889 3 жыл бұрын

@@eliandervalderen5849 Uhh wait what

@ghostnebula8805 3 жыл бұрын

@@eliandervalderen5849 WTF?

@eliandervalderen5849 3 жыл бұрын

Something I recall seeing years ago I think it was back in 2002 on TV.

@abysswicked9076 5 жыл бұрын

and you can tell that Karl is already drunk, he said Africa instead of Australia

@Cluu_ 5 жыл бұрын

whoa I didnt notice that good catch!

@CubeBrik 5 жыл бұрын

As an Australian... it is pronounced E Mew (Like the pokemon) Emu is said like E Mew. Tho... I love it when people say E Moo... it's so cute :3

@evilbarrels2506 5 жыл бұрын

in many places, they pronounce "mew" as "moo". I think this comparison is where the problem started.

@adarshsirsat9110 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, also beware of drop bears

@randomdumbarse1music 5 жыл бұрын

@@evilbarrels2506 "Eem-you", does that help?

@Videohead-eq5cy 5 жыл бұрын

Hey op, Mooooooooo 😊

@evilbarrels2506 5 жыл бұрын

@@randomdumbarse1music Helps a lot, thank you :)

@jinkstacks4830 5 жыл бұрын

“It’s not just the size either?” “No it’s how they’re wielded that makes them so awe-inspiring”

@Dawiiiid 5 жыл бұрын

Your teacher: What do you know about Australians? Me: Well everything there can kill you and they fought against emu

@Rangernewb5550 5 жыл бұрын

Oh and don't forget that one of the Australian nuclear testing sites is called "Emu fields". The war isn't over by a long shot. The military is just upgrading from machine guns.

@purexbleach84 5 жыл бұрын

Jack Ryan Australia doesn’t have nuclear weapons but if it did that would be a fucking great name.

@thefluffyneko4450 5 жыл бұрын

All they'll do is make a mutant emu that will become the size of godzilla

@HoneyMonsterNava 5 жыл бұрын

@@thefluffyneko4450 it sneaks up on unsuspecting countries. then lightly taps a national monmument with it's beak before returning to the ocean.

@cme2cau 5 жыл бұрын

An old Australian curse: "I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down!" (chook = chicken, dunny= outside toilet)

@liamarmstrong2799 5 жыл бұрын

You can fight change, you can't fight nature, you can't fight... emus -Dutch Van Der Linde 1911

@shimmyking4 3 жыл бұрын

this is a two year old video now, but one of my favorite Australia "factoids" is: Australian people are just British people that made it really far into their skill tree

@BaronVonQuiply 5 жыл бұрын

Brad... *ALL* of the wildlife in Australia is among the deadliest in all of Australia. That's how the continent works. *gets bit by a venomous rock*

@Powerkillera 5 жыл бұрын

You joke, but Australia is actually home to the Stonefish. They don't bite, but they do have unbelievably deadly venomous spikes.

@BaronVonQuiply 5 жыл бұрын

@@Powerkillera I had considered using a venomous tree but then Karl actually started talking about one. Now on the other hand, Australia also has Seadragons (which are probably venomous in ways we just haven't figure out yet).

@areallydumbcommenter2563 5 жыл бұрын

Oh Australia, the only place where fucking everything can kill you. Including a swimming fucking rock. Edit: Turns out it's venom can be broken down by water at a temp of about 42 C. There have been no spider deaths since around 1973 or something and the leading cause animal related deaths is fucking horses. Holy shit, Australia is all over the place.

@Rojob 5 жыл бұрын

A stone fishs venom is comparable to having a sledgehammer on each of your toes for however long it lasts

@ishouldfindadecentusername6746 3 жыл бұрын

I have never see Australia that bad?if anything,Amazon and Africa plain are just as,or more dangerous

@PyroOfZen 5 жыл бұрын

"E-moo" hurts me right in my Australian flag.

@shanerooney7288 5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry mate. I know something that will fix ya right up. Have a spoon full of cement and harden the F up.

@tanker4516 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine losing a war to them... Oh wait

@titanjakob1056 5 жыл бұрын

PyroOfZen hey at least you didn’t lose a war and killed less than 20 of them oh wait nvm......

@Ausecko1 5 жыл бұрын

feel in right in the map of Tasmania?

@DenGuleBalje 4 жыл бұрын

E-moo is what you call fat Twitch streamers

@matsimmo6208 5 жыл бұрын

I was a very happy Australian until I found out about the existence of the Gympie-Gympie tree

@kleboskjervold-david8549 3 жыл бұрын

1:25 all I think of is a call of duty kill streak! “Tactical Emus inbound”

@Nick-rd5xs 5 жыл бұрын

Octopus - it's the most leveled up animal . . . Can change color Can change texture Can fit through tiny spaces Has a beak Squirts ink Hast 3 hearts Has 9 brains Has detachable limbs Suction cups Uses tools Can mimic other animals Solves puzzles . . . I could go on . . .

@gamercore5216 5 жыл бұрын

Nick Lopatta are as smart as a toddler

@coloneldylsie5753 5 жыл бұрын

Tastes good for the most part

@alh.21 5 жыл бұрын

Hmm, full intelligence specs, I counter with the defense-spec creature, the tardigrade

@DjDolHaus86 5 жыл бұрын

*Gets kicked into eternity by an emu*

@DjDolHaus86 5 жыл бұрын

@@PeachDragon_ Yet. They don't have machine guns yet.

@thiagolopez7670 5 жыл бұрын

*New Brad, who dis*

@communistanimegirl7260 5 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment the same thing. Last time we didn't figure it out but we've got you now Karl! ( Lol )

@stickmom2218 5 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing he's called josh as Karl calls him that

@stevenenciso5023 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I'm glad I wasn't the only one to realize that

@Swift96 3 жыл бұрын

The emu leveling up into an ostrich then to a cassowary is like irl pokemon evolutions

@ZankuRedmoon 5 жыл бұрын

"They were all wearing diffrent hats" emu war is tf2 confirmed

@HOSER922 5 жыл бұрын

Brad didn't Photoshop a turbo-gorilla. I'm genuinely disappointed.

@Cardiax 5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT? One down side to this video. I'm shocked Karl didn't request it either; he was so excited about the turbo gorilla too! He's certainly had even more ridiculous and more complicated requests for Brad to do in the past.

@notyetrain 5 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Great Emu War. We lost so many young soldiers in it. Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can still hear their screams. They're haunting me in my sleep. At least it's better then the silence that set in after the battle. See, it's not the screams that are the worst. It's the silence afterwards because there is no one left to scream. It's knowing that death will soon come to you too, in the form of an emu soldier pecking your eyes out. It's even worse when it doesn't come. To live as the only witness of the massacre of that day. To keep seeing the emus in every stranger. To see your dead comrades' faces in the darkness. To know that you will never meet them again... and to know that the emu responsible for this is still running around somewhere, pecking people's backs.

@toasingtoast2034 5 жыл бұрын

Its funny to say that the emus won a war they didnt know they were a part of. But it wasnt that they won, it was that the people assigned to culling the emu population didnt know how to deal with them. Emus have tough skin and so can take multiple shots from machine guns. After the war, there were bounties placed on the birds for people to collect and that worked VERY well.

@l.w.a.3398 5 жыл бұрын

Karl: thinks about hippos unconsciously Motto Motto: Begins shaking

@isaaccarter9007 4 жыл бұрын

I think emu emu likes u

@Simon-ot6yn 5 жыл бұрын

And that was how Australia was annexed by the emus

@jgjg5182 5 жыл бұрын

Great Karl, now you've gotten everybody's hopes up about the Emu war and now they're going to be disappointed when they find out what it actually was

@shadowzedge5793 4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the Emu tapping someone with their break is like "Tag, you're it!"

@davidgold3nrose 4 жыл бұрын

Karl: ee-moo Every Australian watching : *cringes*

@camperhater1014 5 жыл бұрын

How dangerous is Australia... Well, we have the top 10 most deadliest snakes and spiders, the second highest fire rating is high, plants that can cause extreme pain for years, bloody magpies, the hyper-aggressive cassowary, the emu, dingo, scorpions, cane toads, kangaroos, *The sun* That's all I can think of at this time

@Ausecko1 5 жыл бұрын

you mean second _lowest_ fire rating is 'high': "low-moderate, high, very high, severe, extreme, catastrophic" personally, I've never seen one of those signs on a rating lower than high, even when there's a cyclone passing overhead (because if there's enough rain to lower the fire threat, there's the risk of lightning starting fires) the UV index is more annoying though: "1-2: low, 3-5: moderate, 6-7: high, 8-10: very high, 11+: extreme" what's the point of that warning system when the average winter index is "very high" and the average summer index is extreme? (over 14 in most of the country)

@cillyhoney1892 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but do you have bears?

@lcreaper1117 5 жыл бұрын

Salt water crocodiles

@danielsantos6437 5 жыл бұрын

@@camsterdam3896 Nice bait, have you caught any fish yet?

@Yal_Rathol 5 жыл бұрын

australia is the only continent where the apex predator of planet earth (us) is considered by the wildlife to be a competitor. most places, the animals consider humans to be a dominant threat unless they catch us alone or panic, in australia, the animals consider you to be on their level.

@tyrelleussmith1071 5 жыл бұрын

If you air drop emus unto Africa they'll run thru every creature except for the hippos and ostriches. That'll be interesting to see

@twenty2thirty574 4 жыл бұрын

Emu: I'm one of of the most dangerous animals in Australia. Cassawary: AMATEURS!

@WLxMusic 5 жыл бұрын

level 1: Emu Level 100: Ostrich crook Level 500: Cassowary boss

@levivanderveen4671 5 жыл бұрын

and then you've got the cassowary, the emu's crackhead brother with a dagger on its feet

@CailinRuaAnChead 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure a cassowary is a just raptor (dinosaur) that extinction just forgot

@zellevia4293 5 жыл бұрын

@@CailinRuaAnChead Nah mate, extinction didn't forget the cassowary, it took one look and said 'I'm leaving that thing the hell alone, it'll kick my ass!'

@13StJimmy 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe my drink was stronger than I thought... I hear multiple Brads

@GeoFry3 4 жыл бұрын

Honey badger + the rabbit from "The Quest for the Holy Grail" Unstoppable death that hops about.

@silvertheelf 4 жыл бұрын

“Emus are basically feathery ninjas” You mean modern velociraptor entropis... deinonychus. They are indeed dinosaurs. They are like gallimimuses in the isle... they kick your arse till you die. Actually deinonychus and gallimimus would be worse, more like weaker terror birds. If I merged 2 animals, Komodo dragon and cassowary... oh wait... that’s a Utah raptor with poison teeth... from Australia... that can kill you even faster.

@connorluff180 4 жыл бұрын

King Ammonite I’d buy an army of those genetic abominations you’ve described and begin my conquest

@landonletterman831 5 жыл бұрын

There is no finer hell than a sloth in a desperate rush to the bathroom.

@anttibjorklund1869 5 жыл бұрын

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of The Great Emu War?"

@stellastarblossom 5 жыл бұрын

I love emus, me and my friends went to this a wildlife park a few months ago where you can feed emus. I have so many blurry photos of my friends freaking out and bolting as soon as the emus take their food.

@gamemasternintendoo 4 жыл бұрын

You know that you’re a bad ass animal when you can tell other animals that you won a war against humans with machine guns.

@ipwnyou0KAY 5 жыл бұрын

Hands down, favourite channel 👌🏻👌🏻

@hypernova2656 5 жыл бұрын

The animal that's leveled up the most has to be crocodiles because 65 million years with no change is the result of getting max level

@blackderby80 5 жыл бұрын

Sharks might argue that point.

@mattdriver6875 5 жыл бұрын

I think that would be the perfect hybrid animal then. Screw making a sloth lazier I think making sharkodiles would be much more interesting. Not to mention fucking horrific.

@skoomaaddict1010 2 жыл бұрын

Crocodilian/Shark hybrid? Orcas don't stand a chance.

@CNaxStrz 5 жыл бұрын

No lie, the first time i met an emu, it stole my chips and i cried for five minutes.

@PepalaPow23 5 жыл бұрын

e-mew is the correct pronunciation... I think e-moo is simply because thats how Homer Simpson said it

@nnowaru 5 жыл бұрын

wtf i got a rooster teeth ad before the vid and you said they sponsored that vid, spooked

@nnowaru 5 жыл бұрын

@@thehellhound8582 ah mkay then

@Rojob 5 жыл бұрын

Kiwi Emu Ostritch Cassowary Raptor

@iamaloafofbread8926 5 жыл бұрын

That's how the bird works

@DwarfDaddy 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite Digimon

@themanofmemes4911 4 жыл бұрын

No no, stay with me Elephant bird

@hybrid6762 5 жыл бұрын

"Beaten humans with machine guns" That could be taken two ways XD

@RazielTheUnborn 3 жыл бұрын

Oh God! Why did you make them scarier?!

@danielheffernan2038 5 жыл бұрын

Australian here, it was the first option Pronounced eeemyou

@skreeus9714 5 жыл бұрын

Failure. Emu population persists. See Aftermath, thats what the outcome of the emu war was

@nooblangpoo 5 жыл бұрын

I still like the old "Decisive Emu Victory"

@skreeus9714 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but sometimes we all have to accept the hard truth

@andrewgoldsmith2544 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact!: our emu overlords are planning your destruction.

@barbarabarry6157 5 жыл бұрын

Giraffe combined with an octopus should be the final boss to Spyro

@DeviantB4st4rd 5 жыл бұрын

I'm driving. I pulled over just to watch this video. Thank you for uploading while I'm at work!

@NerdySpice 5 жыл бұрын

As an Australian im cringing every time you say emu its e-mew not e-moo

@rasberry797 5 жыл бұрын

It almost hurts cause he said it right at the start

@sPitternaut 5 жыл бұрын

I figure Emus just look at humans like "Oh shit, it's another biped! Awesome! I mean, it's knees bend the wrong way and it's wings have toes on them but still!"

@zorlord7507 4 жыл бұрын

Is pronounced as Emu or Emew Josh: *YES*

@aidanblackett8930 5 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping he wouldn't mention the war we ahd against the Emu's......

@yourmatemoose4304 5 жыл бұрын

Same though. Make we should send them to England 😂

@stevelandmartin-khan2430 5 жыл бұрын

0:46. I’m an Aussie. It’s the first one.

@bigc2553 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone talking about how the emu is the dangerous bird of Australia but the demons called magpies those things give me nightmares

@thebombdigitydog 5 жыл бұрын

"phrasing" inserted in many many many many parts of this video.. Love it!!

@hughjass7243 5 жыл бұрын

Brad sounds a lil different

@cameronthiel8323 5 жыл бұрын

The emu that ran into the truck with a mounted machine gun deserves the play of the game cause it ran into the cab, got stuck in the steering wheel and flipped the truck wrecking the truck and the gun.

@finncasperson99 5 жыл бұрын

That death stare emus give you even when they are on the other side of a fence truly shakes and disturbs the deepest part of your existence

@StudioMudprints 5 жыл бұрын

The platypus is the animal kingdom's Red Mage

@jedkim6131 5 жыл бұрын

Who was added to the team? Brad2?

@gamercore5216 5 жыл бұрын

He was called josh

@hrb2358 3 жыл бұрын

I bet there is at least 1 guy that survived a box jellyfish sting then decided to never go into the water again then brushed up against a Gimpy Gimpy tree.

@leatay6868 5 жыл бұрын

Once I was at a local national park full of emus. There was a group of American tourists cooking a BBQ and I was watching 2 emus sneak up behind them, one of the Americans was holding a sausage sandwich. An emu pecked her in the back, she turned around, screamed, threw the sandwich at it, yelling 'take it!' The emus both stole food then ran. It was the funniest thing ever, the woman was crying so loudly and the emus got a sausage sizzle. But yes, I've had 3 emu experiences and they come right up to you to peck you and run. They're so funny.

@countryrocker24 5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that noticed Karl called Brad "Josh" at 2:52 ?

@spec-opsmexican4119 4 жыл бұрын

>Australia now has tanks >declares war on emu's for a second time >result of the war *DECISIVE EMU VICTORY*

@Leopold_33w 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve developed Prosopagnosia (face blindness) recently. I’m just happy that Karl has a tattoo and can recognize him from that and his voice.

@baumcgarry9875 5 жыл бұрын

As a aussie this video makes me proud and I laughed more then I should

@rodh1404 5 жыл бұрын

I get that people like to talk about the Emu War as a joke, but please explain the joke at the end because many people don't know the details and won't bother to look them up. It should be noted that the Australian "Army" consisted of only three soldiers - one Major, a Sergeant and a Gunner (no idea what his actual rank was). They were helped by local farmers, many of whom were ex-soldiers (from WW I), but the reports of the "war" generally only consider the kills of the three soldiers assigned to the task. I can't find any mention of any Generals being directly involved, although the soldiers were operating under the orders of the Australian Minister for Defence, Sir George Pearce. While the outcome can be considered a failure (twice), for those keeping score it's worth mentioning that the three Australians were facing off against a reported 20,000 emus, and they are reported to have killed a total of more than 1,000 emus while not suffering a single casualty themselves. Even though this attempt was largely ineffective due to the small number of men involved and their lack of hunting skills, a bounty system put in place in 1934 apparently resulted in over 57,000 Emu deaths in just 6 months. As a side note, these men were issued with two Vickers machine guns. This weapon had a reputation for great reliability. Ian V. Hogg, in Weapons & War Machines, describes an action that took place in August 1916, during which the British 100th Company of the Machine Gun Corps fired their ten Vickers guns continuously for twelve hours. Using 100 barrels, they fired a million rounds without a failure. "It was this absolute foolproof reliability which endeared the Vickers to every British soldier who ever fired one". And yet, on 4 November, 1932, these three soldiers only managed to kill 12 emus before they jammed their gun (singular). Whether it was because of operator fault or poor weapon condition (or maybe both), a gun that could fire 100,000 rounds without failure managed to fail at least once before firing 2,500 rounds (the total number of rounds fired during the six days of the first "campaign").

@l0sts0ul89 4 жыл бұрын

But it's still pretty funny

@dylan-fr3bh 5 жыл бұрын

The talk at the end reminds me of Tier Zoo

@aldlkj 5 жыл бұрын

"some shit will go down" I pictured emus just falling from a helicopter that was drived by emus with little hats, they're all pissed off, and being watched by the lions and hippos and rhinos with some badass action movie line

@angiemarielmunozortega2466 3 жыл бұрын

12:40 This reminds me to that Phineas and ferb special where they make a macanic hibrid of a lot of animals and it has the body of a gorilla, the neck of a jirafe and i think the legs of a cheetah

@laurawolny 5 жыл бұрын

Who is the new brad!!!

@gingeramongus3138 5 жыл бұрын

Josh, Brad's clone

@TheWickedWeasel 5 жыл бұрын

as an aussie, its pronounced eeem you

@JohnSmith-we8hw 5 жыл бұрын

i'd love to share my emu story with the comments of this videos, sorry if this is too long. i am australian and have lived here all my life. we have open animal parks where the animals and visitors can enjoy nature in a way, theres benches and seats and food stands but no barriers or fences keeping the animals away. this is fine, to my knowledge nothing bad has ever happened. so basically you have kangaroos, wombats and of course emus coming up to you whilst you eat, a key aspect being that you are not supposed to feed the animals cause they wont leave you alone, thinking you will give them more, its hilarious when americans do it. one thing that will sometimes happen is if you buy chips/french fries (whatever you call them), and you are holding them and sitting down, the emus will come up behind you, lean over your shoulder and snatch some, its so awesome it happened to me once as a kid. unfortunately you cant eat the chips anymore cause its been infected by emu saliva, but it was cool none the less. thanks for making it this far if you read the whole thing

@kn33lbeforezod 5 жыл бұрын

Lol. 10 years ago, my best friend chose Level Emu as a random gamertag. We just watched this and exploded in laughter.

@sameyebam797 5 жыл бұрын

The struggle every time you tried pronouncing emu, definitely the second one

@0oshyg0oshy86 5 жыл бұрын

Hi from Australia (I say Eme-yoo)

@alh.21 5 жыл бұрын

ThatOneWriter Sarah So is it like how Aussies call all deep-fried potato products ‘chips’?

@MrJo-dn9vh 5 жыл бұрын

If you get hit by that tree by the time your 10 years is up you’ll be pretty much invincible

@19thatguy93 5 жыл бұрын

G'day, an Aussie here. Just wanted to stay one of the funniest things I've done was hide behind a clump of grass and wave my hat on a stick to make an emu (not e-moo) come over and when it's about 1 meter away jump up scream and run at it. Them psycho bush on legs don't know what to do haha. Their head goes one way, legs go another and body takes off in a third direction.

@BakedFlacid 5 жыл бұрын

I've literally suplexed an attacking emu

@gamesexplorer275 5 жыл бұрын

How can he miss pronounce the word Emu........

@Lumiirac 5 жыл бұрын

I personally think the little "game" that Emus play is super cute and I'd love to meet an Emu LOL. I'm biased though, I just love birds c:

@chriscallaghan9895 5 жыл бұрын

One of my horticulture lecturers went into the bush at the roadside once to take a piss and rubbed her arm on a gimpie. She said it was so painful her vision started to blur. And yeah it's pronounced eem-you. Also the doof in doof warrior is pronounced like "woof." Love the show :) Keep up the good work.