A correction on the translation: At 0:24, Okayu says "これこそ初恋って感じだけどなぁ…", which means "This is *actually* the feeling of a first love". The これこそ is because someone earlier in the stream (Subaru, iirc?) described their food as being like a first love, and Okayu was saying "No, my food is *more* like a first love [than Subaru's]". So then at 0:27, Subaru's tsukkomi is "初恋マウント！", or "Hatsukoi mount!". The "mount" here is slang derived from the behavior of animals showing dominance: it's used in common conversation to mean something like someone is acting smug or engaging in one-up-manship. So Subaru's saying "She's one-upping me on the hatsukoi description!"

"i prefer to start from the bottom" -Nekomata Okayu 2020

"You can eat it from top or bottom" *Lucky star flashbacks*

every time Mio appears: - Someone: *talks* - Mio: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA i like her

Other : this is a food report right? Aqua : eh? Its a marriage interview

Me, listening with an open mind: Okay, we're starting off a bit on the dramatic side, but maybe it'll all come together later... Me, later: Okayu, what the hell are you talking about?

I think Mio frequently hosts a collab like this just to have good laughs for herself

I watched this live, and while it was amusing as hell to watch, I was actually more drawn to how "clean" Mio's stream was. Like, technically. She always goes above and beyond with models, placement, animations, and organization. She's just awesome, and it's why I joined her monthly subscription. Plus, how can you not fall for that laugh?

Towa-sama understanding eating from the bottom and delighting in the fact that it's soft via moan is a new kind of Towa that's even more devilish...

Thumbnail: Exists Korone: Angry Korone noises

Aqua getting trigger when Okayu mention type of girl she like 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry Aqua you can only be mistress 😆

I swear aqua is always the only one answering something different from everyone else

It's Glorious to see a lewd Okayu

Aqua's reaction at 2:50 killed me The images to the side help a lot w reading the translations, thanks for the hard work! Edit: I just finished the rest of the video and all of Aqua's reactions killed me

My thought process: "smell is cute" oh, something sweet? "immature and innocent" something they eat at school? "you can choose to eat it from the top or the bottom" lucky star taught me this one! is it korone?? "you can lick the bottom part" well, if the wide part of the korone is the bottom, this works. "it's soft and you can bite it" korone is soft. "1:3 tsundere" could still be korone. "date her when she grows up" no comment. "as long as a finger" aw, not korone... but did someone say FINGER?? "thigh highs" not korone.

I have so much respect for Okayu’s trolling, she’s way too good at it.

0:48 aww Aqua losing it in the background that's so sweet

Aqua's perseverance is inspiring, but she needs to let it go, man. That cat has been collared already by a local dog

"No cat anywhere, ever gave anyone a straight answer."

Her descriptions are spot on though lol Feeling of first love = all sorts of sweet(strawberry + choco), smell of innocence = reminiscent of childhood, may feel frozen but as it melts you'll find it's very sweet = literally Truly a poet Also it seems like Okayu prefers starting from the strawberry side of Apollo

I love everytime Aqua hamgs out with Okayu she hyperventilates

I really like Okayu's ability to confuse people in a very calm way

"Aijin" I think is more closer to "Mistress" , as for lover it could be interpreted in many way. Nonetheless thanks for translating this.

okayu wink killed me

0:49 Is that Aqua who sounds like she’s dying in the background?

Her explanation was really amazing though. Such deep profound explanation, reminds me of how cooking animes explain their stuff except this one was way better.

Towa and her defective robot moment killed me, lmao. 4:42 😂

Looking up the picture of Apollo Chocolate, I kinda get where she is coming from somehow

I swear Okayu is just too perfect of a girl, you feel you're not worthy of being her boyfriend That's why she has Korone

Koala's march is the exact name of the product im sure. The food every gourmet dishes should aspire to be.

lol Aqua always got the correct answer first, and then switch to the wrong one

Now this was a treat. Thanks for the translation!!!

6:30 oi okayu that wink means your lying >.>

Subaru is such a snappy witty person. Perfect 👌 for game show events like this.

Okayu is a woman of culture

Okayu do be smooth at the end though

okayu, the harem protagonist queen, and her love life. she really is quite a poetic writer, though.

Poor Aqua heartbreaking again lol

Aqua is always the odd one out. Sagusa Baqua. Aqua with her 3 IQ never ceases to entertain me

Okayu describing the snack as a true gourmet

I clicked for the wheezing wolf. Will never ever regret.

I've had those before but i never knew they were called Apollo Chocolate. This snack game is some big brain stuff.

First thought was the choco-bread Konata eats in the first episode of Lucky Star. I smells of innocence, you can start by the top or botoom, it melts...

Okayu'ssuch a cat she's even a trolly bastard when describing a snack.

6:30 Okayu actally called Aqua, BAQUA. And here I thought it was only a meme called by western fans LOL.

this was hilarious, thanks for the tl

I'm pretty sure Korone would have guessed that the moment she said "Innocence." :3

I would say the feeling of having a teenage girl can only be felt by their parents

Everyone: Apollo choco 3x Aqua: Koalas matches

Decided to put my thinking cap on and try to guess what snack Okayu was talking about. It starts with Okayu opening a package. That in of itself is a hint, I think. "The smell is that of first love / cuteness / innocence." For some reason I only focused on the innocence part and thought of babies, which led to the thought of diapers, and since the smell obviously wasn't stinky, it would have to be fresh diapers, so maybe the snack smells like baby powder? But I don't know what baby powder smells like. My next thought was of fresh laundry, before being worn. Fabric softener probably gives such articles the strongest, most pleasant smell. But I don't use fabric softener for my clothes, so I don't know what that smells like either. Ultimately, I ended up ignoring this hint. "You can choose to eat from the top or the bottom." ...Go-Gurt? That's the only thing I can think of where it doesn't matter which side you begin from. (As long as you don't cut both ends.) "The bottom part is like melting, and after it melts, you'll find it very sweet." Well, Go-Gurt can be frozen, so I guess that makes sense. Pretty sure I have the wrong snack, though, since there's no difference between the top and the bottom in Go-Gurt. Not sure what else it could be, though. "The sound is not crispy or hard, it's soft." You mean the sound it makes when you eat it? Okay, makes sense. Go-Gurt is soft, after all. "It's delicious to lick it." That's congruent. "It's also fine to bite it." ...When it's frozen, yeah. Gonna ignore Okayu's teen girl analogy because I've never been in a relationship and I have no idea what to pull from that. "It's as long as a forefinger." Okay, then it can't be Go-Gurt. So, what's as long as a forefinger, has a clear top and bottom (like that matters since it'd clearly be bite-sized), is soft, can be either licked or bitten, and comes in a package? "It's like in the teenage time, the emotion of thigh highs." Okay, I am seriously lost here. What even are "thigh highs"? (I looked them up after this, and while I guess I now know what Okayu is getting at, it brings me no closer to arriving at an answer than before.) Ultimately, I thought the most fitting answer was gummy bears. ...And of course it would be some Japanese snack I've never heard of. I don't know what I was expecting.

After the huge hint I got even more confused, but that wink is so good, thanks for translating! :p

Thanks for the sub

Pretty sure it's Koala's March, a type of cute koala-ish shaped biscuit shell with flavoured fillings inside it. A very nostalgic snack indeed

That Mio laughs always gets me 🤣

Bakqua was sweating the entire time lol

My little poetic cat cant be this cute

I hear korone from distance

So easy for me to read . Awesome

that gatling wink attack is destructive

Korone: *Are you sure about that*

having the subs come up next to the portraits on the left rather than over their heads was a clever way of decluttering

I felt like I was reading Lolita...

I would've guessed a chocolate bar regardless of how much time I had to guess it.. Mostly because that's the only snack I've seen that melts~

I think okayu stopped describing the snack midway

2:10 Towa Moanya

A note on the translation: the sweets Aqua guesses, 'Koala no Maachi', is translated as 'Koala's March'. They're small biscuit sweets with chocolate on the inside and each one has a koala drawn on the front in a variety of poses.

i think its supposed to be koala's march instead of matches, we have those over here, great video tho!

In the stream I find Towa and Kanata is not talking to much, and Subaru break the awkwardness and make a chance to let them have a conversation with everyone. (Idk, just my thought)

There seems to be no context about the definition of Shuraba? Wats it mean?

Thank you so much for subbing, Okayu is always funny and weird ♥️

this video contain 90% mio laughs

I think the snack that aqua said is not koala matches, but koala march

Isn't it "Koala's March" not "Koala's Matches?" I think Aqua was thinking of those little Koala-shaped filled biscuit sweets! (Great vid btw, this is such a fun interaction and I'm glad I could watch it thanks to you!)

Jeez, okayu! What a perv!😂

2:49 Aqua taking notes.

If this is okayu describing something i’d love to see her give directions.

Nah, I ship to Okayu-chan and Korone-chan.. They may be Cat and Dog but they're kinda look so sweet when they are pairing each other.

marry korone, or there will be witch hunts.

I think the food was Koala's March? The Koala head shaped crackers with chocolate/milk/strawberry filling.

I actually got it right lmao That brought back some nostalgia...

Koala no Machi....I love eating it since my childhood.aqua bless you 🙏

Yes officer, this cat right here

AHHH so that was the name of that chocolate? Here in my country, whenever you go theres always these boxes of chocolate labelled in japanese, and one of those is the said Apollo choco, Okayu's descriptions were nice, and it's actually strawberry + dark chocolate, depending on the color. Go search it up lol

I though of... chocolate cones. I was kind of right.

Its was that chocolate pan that looks like a cone I forgot what it's called

They should include Roa in these program, her description of snack smells going to her nose is top notch narrative content

Off topic a bit but Subaru's voice is so different here, my gosh XD

Better than Japanese TV. Everything isn't just すごい、うまい、美味しい

koalas march hmmm i like that

For the record, Okayu called her Baqua

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monya? M O N Y A ? ? ?

I thought it was something like Cadbury milk chocolate fingers.

At 2:50 I bet Aqua grabbed the nearest pencil and paper and started taking notes but then at 3:38 she threw it away

I'm guessing that's a choco cornet that Konata ate. :3

Koala's March is a pretty good sweet, I'm not sure what Koala's Matches is.

lmao i thought it was choco cornets

Probably "Toge Toge(トゲトゲ)" means kind of aggressive

Pls hug the stressed out oni0n! 🤣

there seems to be an error in the aqua's choice.... it should be koalas march which are chocolate filled cookies