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Cole Anderson-James

2 жыл бұрын

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@TranquillShot Жыл бұрын

"She's a hormonal slag." "She's a hormonal slag." The repeating of the line is so on point

@TurtleMC1993 Жыл бұрын

Herminal

@nathandouvier1976 Жыл бұрын

He really had to drive this point home… for the children

@SrmegaCabra Жыл бұрын

The hand gestures really emphasise his point

@DJreeik Жыл бұрын

The repetition amplifies that she is a “hormonal slag”, and could also interpret how insane a 12 year old girl is a “slag” whose already “pregnant”. Jk Rowling is trying to send the message that Gen Z’s are way to big for their boots.

@TED-BUNDY- Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@omarmustafa2541 2 жыл бұрын

'She's on her period' 'She's pregnant'

@sm1purplmurderedme583 Жыл бұрын

BYE

@williamhaines7876 Жыл бұрын

Detention

@youtubedislikebutton983 Жыл бұрын

“You’re on your own now baby”

@quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111 Жыл бұрын

They really miss these plot holes that they make on their own

@saltyfish7626 Жыл бұрын

🗿🍷

@RaffaRay_ Жыл бұрын

The "detention for you, you suck. No" is the most accurate part

@Chronicallyonline19 9 ай бұрын

Yep

@Astr0_m4k3-h4ppy 9 ай бұрын

My tutor does this every morning minus the ‘you suck’ part 😭

@gasmaskgm2517 Жыл бұрын

Jk Rowlings taking notes 📝

@JeremiahWdabullfrog 10 ай бұрын

I mean, why not? She stole everything else she put in her books.

@jackwhitbread4583 9 ай бұрын

For what? Slytherin's crest is green not blue so he just plain wrong. Ravenclaw has rhe blue crest

@sit-insforsithis1568 8 ай бұрын

@@JeremiahWdabullfroghahaha like what, archetypes ? How dare she 😂

@sabiancanez7627 8 ай бұрын

@@JeremiahWdabullfrogwho did she steal from?

@JeremiahWdabullfrog 8 ай бұрын

@@sabiancanez7627 The Lord of the Rings and a movie called "Troll" as a couple of examples.

@gamelord1202 Жыл бұрын

"Fan fictions be like:" 💀💀

@cg_plays 6 ай бұрын

I was the 1k like

@cg_plays 5 ай бұрын

@Ihatecats334 true ngl

@EWENMONTAGUE 2 ай бұрын

@@cg_playsidc

@pinacolada8004 2 жыл бұрын

uh.. slytherins crest is green my guy

@micahbellend Жыл бұрын

didn’t ask

@JimboDoomface Жыл бұрын

Which is the actual opposite to red. You know, on the colour wheel.

@Thermonnuclear Жыл бұрын

🤓🤓🤓

@cormacmccolgan3500 Жыл бұрын

Pikey

@harshilnijhawan7749 Жыл бұрын

It's the little things that matter

@fatherofdragons5477 10 ай бұрын

The little "no" after insulting the student is so accurate.

@Alphoric Жыл бұрын

This is the most accurate description of English teachers I have ever seen Thinking colours were emotions with some deep connection to the story

@nikoincroatia Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they weren't allowed to discuss any of the social or political commentary in the books they were teaching, and so were forced to just point to shallow emotional imagery that no one cared about

@Alphoric Жыл бұрын

@@nikoincroatia nah that ain’t it English teachers love talking about communism and other dreadful politics

@thomashagel3559 Жыл бұрын

My experience was a bit different they pointed toward pointed to the words of Romeo and Juliet and broke down the window scene. My god he basically told her to fuck him before her Hyman rots and srivels into her body. Then they got into the symbolism in lord of the flies on how with the correlation of piggies treatment to the civilized structure of the island until the point piggy died and the entire place went to anarchy and tribalistic. I will say I then moved and had the teachers doing shallow and light grazing of topics in books such as rapes, genocide, mutilation, pedophilia, and suicide. So I went from having to do detailed descriptions and translations of the symbolic meaning and ideas protested in a book and making 6-7 paged essays to a paragraph about the pros and cons of characters actions or predictions of the next chapter.

@Ducky-rm5kl Жыл бұрын

@@Alphoric yeah exactly our English teacher talked about the Russian Revolution and showed us the entirety of 911 etc

@King_Minos64 Жыл бұрын

@@Alphoric I basically got the full on “communism bad” lectures (We were of course reading a dystopian novel) for the later half of my freshmen English class in HS by the teacher. English HS teachers love politics (or just ragging on communism) like no other, even more than the social studies teachers.

@Storms909 Жыл бұрын

I love how he slowly became more unhinged 😂

@sandorrclegane2307 Жыл бұрын

lmao he probably said the crest is blue on purpose to get more engagement

@Ink_Sack 11 ай бұрын

Not this guy lol, I think he’s just colourblind

@petrufrenc576 10 ай бұрын

Also the oposite of read is green not blue

@Ink_Sack 10 ай бұрын

@@petrufrenc576 it’s not, it’s cyan

@jonbaxter2254 8 ай бұрын

It got me lmao

@carrot7590 7 ай бұрын

@@petrufrenc576the opposite of read is probably dyslexia

@jackpage5829 Жыл бұрын

He’s becoming a mudblood dad😂😂

@lewisfane1924 Жыл бұрын

Nah this is full Muggle

@eddygci8 6 ай бұрын

Straight out of Dr Zeus

@itsbart4618 Жыл бұрын

It’s so true any women that is wearing red is a slag to english teachers If it’s on a man it means he’s furious If anyone is wearing blue it means they are sad and god forbid you come across someone who is wearing yellow, Because I got told that that means they are gay 👍🏼 Thanks Miss Johnson

@__lasevix_ Жыл бұрын

Yellow means happiness so yes they're gay, just not *gay* gay

@user-hj1il9vh6y Жыл бұрын

Bro I’m crying 😂

@TheCove111 9 ай бұрын

This is bringing back memories. 😂

@sym.lex1 8 ай бұрын

“she’s on her period” “she’s pregnant” perfect combo obviously 🙄

@zergreenone8111 5 ай бұрын

LMAO! I didn't even notice that 🤣 🤣 🤣

@animatepokemonadventures7889 10 ай бұрын

I thought it was gonna be like “he’s wearing blue because his blood is metaphorically blue because he thinks he’s royalty above non-purebloods” but then I remembered that this video is funnier than me.

@CactusBrannigan 7 ай бұрын

That sounds like something an English teacher would actually say tbf

@Jonontoast 7 ай бұрын

@@CactusBrannigan🎉

@jaymencheers7212 Жыл бұрын

This is the absolute best version of this joke I've heard by far

@hugotheboss4228 Жыл бұрын

Exactly like my English teacher in the beginning with the jokes😂😂

@beeblitzz 11 ай бұрын

“She’s a hormonal slag” (x2) rip hermione

@chuckmeat87 3 ай бұрын

An English teacher would say the repetition is so well utilised and that it grabs the readers attention

@drtiger1834 Жыл бұрын

Me doing my GCSEs right now:

@SamD.Coffey Жыл бұрын

Bro same!

@Arctturius 4 ай бұрын

I can't believe how real this is.

@MitsurugiR Жыл бұрын

Man am I glad I had the most perfect and calm lady ever during my GCSEs 😂

@CatGuy69 9 ай бұрын

“Slytherins crest is blue” 💀

@MunchieLax 8 ай бұрын

I know right it's green why would he change that

@boom-jr8vi 7 ай бұрын

@@MunchieLaxBecause blue is the opposite of red, detention for you!

@MunchieLax 7 ай бұрын

@@boom-jr8vi ah fiddlesticks

@MunchieLax 7 ай бұрын

@@boom-jr8vi wait a minute, green is the opposite of red not blue

@person7246 10 ай бұрын

That “no” and desk slam is the entire summary of my english class

@Pepeo1992 3 ай бұрын

That blouse is on point.😂

@photoluke1499 Жыл бұрын

It's green. I'm not even a Harry Potter fan and I know that. It's also probably green because green typically is associated with greed/envy while also having the snake emblem could be to do with the whole Adam and Eve with the apple...greed. goddamn I should quite programming and become an English teacher.

@dmdragonlord8209 Жыл бұрын

Do you know Shakespearean language?

@lewishendo9328 Жыл бұрын

Or just snakes are depicted as green, therefore they went for green

@tomasbskk Жыл бұрын

also green is the opposite of red and not blue

@aaroncousins4750 Жыл бұрын

I swear j k rowling came out and said the colours had no meaning

@dangerkill16 Жыл бұрын

Also quit not quite might be a autocorrect

@CowboyXDD 11 ай бұрын

No joke, I've had my higher level English teacher say once that, "The author describes the water as a dark blue because it's a correlation to blood and how blood is blue before it touches oxygen". These people just make this shit up...

@ThahnG413 8 ай бұрын

The worst part is that blood isn't even blue before it touches oxygen.

@CowboyXDD 8 ай бұрын

@@ThahnG413 That's the point, we have oxygen in our bloodstream, it doesn't make any sense. I remember our entire class was arguing with her and telling her to repeat that to one of the Science teachers.

@abortive1581 8 ай бұрын

Your teacher was reaching so hard to the point you wouldn't even get any marks for writing this in an exam because it makes no sense

@JadedHue 21 күн бұрын

This is so accurate it pisses me off

@michaeldow4383 5 ай бұрын

As an English teacher, I can confirm this is accurate.

@TetyLike3 Жыл бұрын

THIS IS WHY IM FAILING 😭

@positivemindset9141 Жыл бұрын

“Nuuuu nu nu nu” 😂 accurate

@The-Survivalist1 4 ай бұрын

Was gonna send this to my sister. Then he started saying “hormonal slag.”

@Hughjanus372 8 ай бұрын

In some twisted messed up way this actually somehow makes sense

@muhammadhamzazafar6903 Жыл бұрын

this is more like english literature, they nod to literally everything you say and then say a completely different analaysis which makes no sense

@resurgamviridisnitor7734 9 ай бұрын

The amount of times ive gotten lower grades because i refused to buy into the teacher's bullshit😂

@Tobi-hs3nc 9 ай бұрын

That honesty made more sense than any of my English lessons

@veenmikki27 5 ай бұрын

“Newwwwww new new new new new wroong detention for you you suck. No” that sums up my ela experience

@d1653 2 жыл бұрын

Sheeeesh this would blow up on tic tack

@sm1purplmurderedme583 Жыл бұрын

what

@winkinggerbil Жыл бұрын

Had a teacher that read Of Mice and Men eith all the expletives (incl the N word). Proceeded to give me a chewing out and detention for using the same curses in my oral presentation. It was so weird.

@eggchomp Жыл бұрын

Our teacher yelled at us all for not saying the N word, and then rewarded the one girl who said it 💀 None of us were black btw

@derricksylvester Жыл бұрын

@@eggchompWhen was this?

@eggchomp Жыл бұрын

@@derricksylvester Like 3 years ago

@derricksylvester Жыл бұрын

@@eggchomp That's Crazy.

@Stallzyx 8 ай бұрын

wait a sec I did Of Mice and Men in my GCSE classes pretty much a decade ago and we had to read it out in class. I don't remember the N word parts but we must have skipped them... surely...

@block3737 10 ай бұрын

As someone in ap lit yeah this is accurate we draw conclusions from an absence of fact and reason until we draw a connection that is far beyond illogical

@2alsen 9 ай бұрын

bro teachers be inerpreting the craziest things from one simple phrase

@joshpb6672 2 жыл бұрын

Love your content bro

@jackiejackyjaqy...7219 5 ай бұрын

And the Blue is also a foreshadowing It means their baby is going to be a Boy because Blue is symbolism for boys whereas pink is a symbolism for girls

@Justgamin8tv 10 ай бұрын

every single English teacher in existence does this

@averagewors3667 Ай бұрын

I love how he implied that wearing blue made Draco a dad as if wearing pink would have made him a mom

@bethechangeyouwanttoseeint1050 2 жыл бұрын

Love it so funny.

@TrollDecker Жыл бұрын

"The curtains were fucking blue" moment

@orangemv 11 ай бұрын

The title should be "Fanfic writers when they become English teachers"

@quadra-verse_productions9318 9 ай бұрын

As a student, I can confirm that this stuff 100% happens all the damn time 😂❤

@grassytramtracks Жыл бұрын

Tell me about it! About a month ago, we were doing an unseen poem called autumn about why the season of autumn is bad, and the teacher said that the way the poem goes down the page is symbolic of how leaves, the author's mood and happiness and the temperature fall in autumn 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ NO! THAT'S JUST HOW YOU READ THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

@Pepper1770 Жыл бұрын

All English teachers are on meth

@Broddiccus Жыл бұрын

i mean i think you'd legitimately be able to make the case that he's a "blueblooded" wizard and they're reflecting that in his design

@iBoss818 4 ай бұрын

Him: And slag rhymes with... Me: Fa- Him: Rag! Me: Oh...

@TheMusicalElitist Жыл бұрын

And this is why I hated school. Once again, I love your accuracy :)

@cwizran 3 ай бұрын

The fact that Slytherin’s crest is green just makes this even better. 😂😂

@insightoutlaw 2 жыл бұрын

green

@reinette_croissant Жыл бұрын

I think you're confusing English Teachers/fanfic writers...

@Mori_mee 10 ай бұрын

The immediate insults as soon as you get an answer wrong is so true😂

@filmetiquette2409 10 ай бұрын

This is the most relatable short ever created

@cathipalmer8217 Жыл бұрын

This is why I quit being an English major halfway through my junior year.

@Sheepillow 2 жыл бұрын

anyone find that kinda relatable?

@grassytramtracks Жыл бұрын

Me, because he's spitting facts!

@megamason8335 18 күн бұрын

Draco decided to Slytherin Hermione

@AyubHassan07 2 ай бұрын

The slytherin crest is so green that it actually looks blue.

@highestsettings 7 ай бұрын

People who make this joke don't realise that symbolism and themes are actually real and these are things that artists and writers do actually think about. They don't just bash it out to get it done so they can hand their coursework in and go play football.

@hypnaxtic 6 ай бұрын

crazy how no one liked your comment

@highestsettings 6 ай бұрын

@@hypnaxtic People would have to read books before they would get what I'm saying. So I didn't expect anything different.

@tenenlikker9631 6 ай бұрын

The point is that english teachers often invent bullshit symbolisms to make their subject more interesting or impressive or something and punishing children because being this kind of teacher makes their lives less boring.

@highestsettings 6 ай бұрын

@@tenenlikker9631 Can't really argue with something so up in the air as what you just said. Be specific. Do some teachers make shit up? Probably. Do all teachers make shit up? No. Did your teacher make something up? I don't know. But what I do know is that you're generalising and you basically said "my teacher is boring" so I would say that you're probably around 14-18 and so I won't be taking your opinion on this very seriously. Especially since your argument revolves around a hypothetical that is impossible to confirm or deny.

@fusionate 6 ай бұрын

@@highestsettingshe never generalised anything, he said "often" he's not talking about all teachers, if you're gonna tell people to read then maybe you should take a page out of your own book and do some light reading yourself before having a go at others like an overgrown toddler

@DiegoRiverasResoglassrock 2 ай бұрын

every single science teacher I've ever gotten

@andrew6v Жыл бұрын

If you close your eyes this could be Henry Cavill speaking

@others6070 Жыл бұрын

My guy writing the new harry Potter lore 💀

@danikahholdman2609 5 ай бұрын

He’s actually indirectly on to something about the symbolism of the colour blue. Aka blue for blue blood aka pure blood. It's just a minor plot point that Slytherine's colour is actually green. 😅

@mithlond78 Жыл бұрын

“Draco becoming a mudblood dad is also ironic and creates contrast with his comments at the start of the novel”

@PumpkinKing-ruler-of-pumpkins 9 ай бұрын

my English teacher always says that what you decide probably isnt what the author intended it to be but as long as it still has the same meaning of what the author intended it doesnt matter

@Fin87392 4 ай бұрын

Nah the way he said baby the second time made me wheeze💀

@stainerz16 Жыл бұрын

“Detention for you” has me screaming😂😂😂

@parallel-knight Жыл бұрын

The metal gymnastics ahah. Also the detention for you got me

@q2ten 5 ай бұрын

i fucking love the arm movement the teacher does at the end

@missym877 8 ай бұрын

The teacher starts off so serious, like he’s really about to teach something and it just goes downhill fast 😂

@deelaw. 3 ай бұрын

"Hormonal slag" is definitely one of the phrases of all time...

@mowost8574 Жыл бұрын

this is so accurate, i can say anything and it makes sense to my teacher

@Cryptz Жыл бұрын

Nah English teachers tell you how close your answer is, then say the answer is completely different

@YIPEEYAYTEEHEE 10 ай бұрын

the fact that the actress of Hermione and the actor or Draco were together makes it better

@M_Khan07Z Ай бұрын

Fr my English teacher, and when I don’t get it she just looks disappointed 😭

@MightySheep 3 ай бұрын

I remember reading about an author that took an English Lit GCSE exam about her book and the questions were designed to test "reading between the lines" and she got a shit grade.

@jessepinkmen8365 5 ай бұрын

That "no" after they insult you. Is way to real

@sunshineslowking5025 10 ай бұрын

Hogwarts house colours were chosen for a reason though. And if you’d paid enough attention you’d know Slytherin was green.

@flatouttroll5932 10 ай бұрын

someone 🤓 this

@boom-jr8vi 7 ай бұрын

@@flatouttroll5932me omw to 🤓this: 🗿

@tomberver1075 Жыл бұрын

I can tell that we have one thing in common. Slag being a favourite word to say.

@8-bit23 10 ай бұрын

The "nooo nooo nooo" is perfect

@shaney68 Жыл бұрын

The sets of these clips😭😭😭

@playversetv3877 6 ай бұрын

the teachers are basically the co writer of every novel

@UltimateIrishRebel Ай бұрын

Obviously got the colour wrong for engagement which is honestly brilliant work lmao

@camcamcam48 9 ай бұрын

Middle School English teachers have the biggest Headcanon

@Mbandz1 4 ай бұрын

"NNNEEEEEEEWWW" "New new new new"

@oddthing1312 11 ай бұрын

I always called this how to professionally waffle since that’s really the most it taught you especially doing poems

@Chewing-gum_cookie 7 ай бұрын

My teacher isnt like this but the first part (so fuckin relatable

@zaidlacksalastname4905 5 ай бұрын

Slytherin have a blue crest? Bro got the leaked book dlc

@Crispy_creamer42 9 ай бұрын

This is the most accurate thing since phycics

@Soultergeist Жыл бұрын

1. The crest is green. 2. A more reasonable answer is because blue relates to nobility or noble birth. Thats where we get the term blue blooded.

@alexfernandes7302 11 ай бұрын

That's why he was wearing blue. Baby blue.

@ianhayes3980 9 ай бұрын

I mean to be fair that would have made such a good and shocking ending if we saw them together at the end

@AlwaysEwok Жыл бұрын

Best moment of my life was hearing a teacher do a whole lesson on a poem about a bird only for someone to find a interview of the writer saying it didn’t mean shit he looked up saw and bird and wrote down that there was a bird😂😂😂