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“I’M READY! EXTINCTION! I’M READY! EXTINCTION!”

Spongebob

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Good meme!

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I love this.

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Everyon's finally here for the Doomsday Party! Who's turn is it to host this time?

Humans:(Lauches spaceships into space to find a new home)GOODBYE!!!!!!BASTARDS!!!!!!

Algae: I'm all over that.

Ayy, we’re hosting the mass extinction party, then we’ll probably die haha

@@vbgvbg1133 "We'll probably die" Social Darwinsm and Darwinsm : Nah mate, humans are too op, that they can change the meta at their convenience, these cheaters

This is a slept on comment. Well done, mate. Well done

Actually good not cringe

Would've been better if you said sponges x2 lol

One of the best comments ever on KZfaq. Bravo hahaha

Roflmao!!!!

This is actually a plot point in the movie and some episodes... As in, Spongebob survives drying out now and again.

Kinda ironic that Sponges are immortal and Spongebob as a show has been airing new episodes sense 1999 making the show seem immortal like something that will outlive all of us just like The Simpsons, Pokémon & Family Guy.

None can kill Spongebob. He is eternal. He is forever.

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I suddenly find myself wondering if Spongebob is a kitchen sponge that was adopted by his parents

I would have liked but you have 69 likes

Plus he hangs out with a starfish, which can regrow it's entire body from a single limb.

unless he gets canceled by Nickelodeon.

@@marcpeterson1092 But wasn't he?

ImmortalInvincible

@@marcpeterson1092 hillenburg is oof, spongebob oof with him RIP

Yea 🤣

I think it’s more likely for crabs to become sponges

@@krisherbst6162 barnacles did, well, sort of

SpongeBob was a serial killer

His grind mindset was un-shakeable

Hundreds of millions of years before any of the other cast were born

I guess spongebob got tired of Plankton stealing his crabby patties

And Squid wouldn't even exist without Sponge.

*FOUR HEAPING POUNDS OF FRESHLY GROUND*-- Plankton?

They mostly eat phytoplankton and cyanobacteria (algae and photsynthetisizing bacteria) instead of zooplankton (animals), Sheldon Plankton is a copepod

Spongebob isn't the organism sponge, he is the artificial one. So its ok.

Love it

yea but they're squishy when not in survival state

"can survive up to 20k years" Why isn't this common knowledge??? I feel like I should already know this amazing fact. That's an astonishing long time. And I thought a 1000 year old tree was epic...

@@grubbybum3614 I can't even keep a potted fern alive for more than a month or two.. sponges are such show-offs. pfft..

If space were a vacuum..

By that case sponges are basically pillar men

@@resortisland8977 AYYAYAYAYA

@@janelletaboada6673 Wammoponge

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j7ada9Fq2s2xd5s.html

It basically turn into Spongar

Jeff should know

We can see ice-covered moons in our solar system that are without any exposure of the underlying water and amonia oceans.

Shake my head my head?

He's trolling dude

Priya Malhotra I mean he said ‘smh my head’ which means ‘shake my head my head’.

@@Hatsukoi839 yes that's the joke

Car is a new invention, not like car already there 500 million years ago. He need more time to adapt with the new things along the timeline of his immortality. He probably didn't get dinosaur riding license before they all extinct.

Since the beginning of complex life, but that's only the last 20% of the timespan over which cellular life has existed on Earth

Actually, sponges are not known for their planning capacities.

...you mean, down here under the sea? :)

As Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.. ;)

spongebob squarepants!

Kyan Connor sponge bob don’t give af he’s READY

That are the conditions on Jupiters moon Europa. Send sponges, reap the fruits 500 Million years later.

millions of years later: all signals originating from black holes are now spongebob clips

@@GerardMenvussa lmao the government doesn’t tell you the truth about where the money goes. They “lost” billions of dollars. No record where it is

Veggieboy Ultimate lmao

Right in the childhood

Of course!!!!

So, does this mean that the Crystaline Entity from Star Trek TNG is essentially a giant free roaming space sponge?

@@slipstreamxr3763 ye.

@@slipstreamxr3763 That's it!

You're welcome? 😕

You're just a low class human vampire Dio ! Never forget that ! WHAMUUU !

@@ledernierutopiste everybody gangster till I achieve heaven

Lol

Very cool.

Spongebob: hold my spatula

But tardigrades can survive at and below boiling temps, near absolute zero, stay frozen for years, go without water for years, and withstand 1000 times the radiation it would take to kill a human. The sponges only really beat it in the dry time and probably the frozen time.

IsoInsignia tho tardigrades have no armor whatsoever and are killed by snails and basically everything around them (including themselves) them being able to withstand that much doesnt really help them out while with sponges it really makes them invincible because they can consume and live around those harsh conditions while tardigrades wouldnt find anything to eat and just stay put forever

Sponges were around before tardigrades existed.

没有共产党就没有新中国 But there weren’t any snails back then, were there?

Awesome to see you here

@@SevenPr1me This is a con channel

@@tobiaszczarnota7879got any proof

Woah! Never thought I would see you here! :0 Well atleast we now know that the sponges will survive the coming cataclysm :-)

@@tobiaszczarnota7879 so got any proof?

@Shorty - Those things have seen me NAKED!

What? 😄

We are not sponges, sponges are not true animals like us.

Embrace your inner sponge!

dan parish no we shouldn’t , sponges would have just lived under rocks like sea stars ⭐️

Ahmed M. El-sayed wtf you on about, all sponges live in pineapples?

Duh

This one 😂

lmao u guys HAHAHA

Felafnir Elek and they should make it into a special series of videos

lol

Squidward doesn't like them.

Did you not watch Venom the movie?

Yeah I'm dyslexic so that's how most titles end up, its makes watching the videos more entertaining tho, like I know that's probably not what it says but I'm still interested

I only realized I read it wrong when I saw your comment

Same!

Is it sad I actually read this while singing the theme lmao?

Why I hear the pirate voice when I read this?

Oooooooooooooo

@@pierrebegley2746 Did it too. ^^"

Viacom is just that aggressive of a company. I still remember them going after many KZfaq Poops.

Big brother is watching. KZfaq. No no. They herd me. Demonetized $$$"

Jk I don't make money off KZfaq

@@troyjardine5850 I watched some video on how they were trying to sue the creators of KZfaq for copyright infringement during the early days of youtube which end up in them losing millions of dollars but now they directly hire companies to make channels to upload their content hiding it as stolen content but siphoning the profits while they strike similar channels that do the same.

Mishine gluposti ™, don't forget ™

That was my first thought too. 😂

OwO your body. Rub on me UwU

not anymore it aint

People used to use living sponges as cleaning sponges, now a days most sponges used are artificial.

@@TheRedKnight101 hooray for a big ball of plastic built to replicate sea life. Can't wait until one finds it's way into the water.

The dog-like running hyenas are called the African wild dogs if I correctly assumed the animal you're talking about :)

@@rubengivoni6823 Those are Canidae(Dogs) The hyenas I mention were actually hyena that was more dog-like or cursorial in the past. It is kinda strange, their niches past and present criss-cross. The dogs in the past were arboreal and bone-crushing but now are all running dogs. Whereas hyenas, for the most part, today, are all bone-crushing with some exceptions, I think there one was dog-like insectivore(Aardwolf), but in prehistory, the hyenas were arboreal too and dog-like too. (They were long distant runners).

what was the name of the tree climbing Hyena?

@@ddpzzp553 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena#Evolution. I can't name one off the top of my head but here are various hyenas mentioned as well as their evolutionary history. Their probably a better source than wiki. I am looking at Donald Prothero's book The Princeton Field Guide to Prehistoric Mammals.

@@jacaliber The spotted hyena is the bone crusher. Pretty strong jaw.

Yea. But the first one, sponges didn't exist yet. So they only survived snowball earths twice, no?

insane

B-b-but all life began during the Cambrian slow-burn. /s

Sanguine Sophrosyne tardigrades live centuries sponges can live up to10000 years

Add rotifers to that list

They both sit there doing nothing for 500 years

AMONG US?!?!?!!?

Squidward: *_EXTINCTIONAL SCREAMING_*

seconding this

not even

Hopefully they at least outlive the tired Whole Career KZfaq post meme

It's possible I suppose, but it would probably not be as easy as you'd think it'd be. Jut getting rid of the ones on the seafloor, river bottom, lake bed, etc. and the ones in aquariums would probably not be enough because those are just the adults. Their asexually reproduced offspring, the gemmule, are apparently even tougher. No oxygen, 5 times the radiation that'd kill a human, drying out for months at a time. We'd be more likely to kill ourselves off trying to kill them. You'd have to pull some Thanos stunt.

We could send those mofos to Mars to give 'em a proper challenge.

The world was literally on the brink of destruction and they still survived so I doubt it.

Sure. But if they ate plankton, plankton must still be older.

yeah she said 780 mya at 3:24

That’d be Zooplankton. Phytoplankton is photosynthetic.

@@dublinerscraic7946 there's also some sponge related chemicals from over a billion years ago, last I checked, but no fossils of course.

They will outlive us for sure.

@@arjayjames7384 Not necessarily.

@@arjayjames7384 probably not, we are killing a lot of them by some side effects of global warming like reducing ocean’s oxygen levels and rising its temperatures

Why that emoji tho?

I like her voice.

Because her enthusiastic presentation grabs your attention and makes you care about her story and not just her facts. Great presenter; phenomenal channel.

@@sasshole8121 I like her figure. She rocks the jeans and T shirt.

cute

Sounds like Heretical Xenos propaganda to me! Please report to your nearest Administratum office for detainment and reprogramming

@@tiepilot1217 you have sullied yourself with heretical information Serf! How do you plea!?..... TOO LATE! *BLAM*

What are yall on about I wanna be in the know

@Levi Atha I could only find one video related to fungi: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y61mZ6eSzK7Zf5s.html It focuses on a specific fungus, and says little about the evolution of fungi, so I think there's justification for another video

They may survive lots of radiation but I doubt they'd be good radiation shielding.

@@tlrad2007 layering

@Los Fromla that's for me to know and you to find out

@Los Fromla my point is they survive compression, radiation is a separate issue and yes, layering. Do you think a spacesuit is made out of just one material? The internal structures of sponges exhibit something called a Clausen profile, a way of shaping a column for maximum resistance to buckling, a type of mechanical failure. Also this is youtube, we're sharing and discussing ideas not defending and attacking dissertations.

would explain a lot

If so sponge bob is my distant cousin

Look up neoteny in sponges, you'll crap yourself... XD

reshiram0verl0rd I just got a bunch of scientific articles, couldn’t find any images of neotenous sponges

@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 check out treytheexpainer, he explains the hypothesis of how a "larval" stage of a sponge has a nodochord and how neotenic evolution could have been how "protofish" (not sure if this is a real term, but sounds fitting) evolved. Hopefully this helps.

yes! i got hopeful when they tackled the heart and blood episodes earlier in the year, thinking this might be next.... and we're still waiting. :(