Ep. 111 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and we start with the bears talking about the steak they ate the night before and how meat makes Bert need to fart. The bears trade stories about their love lives with their wives, we get an update on the accountabilibuddies, the uniform changes at Hooters and how fast eats their buffalo shrimp. Bert makes Nadav find the coffee table book he saw of naked men from the Navy, Bert has a bone to pick with Starbucks' ice cubes, and we go deep into kinks with Enny.
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@ram_scg7825 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of Bert. He's never looked worse!
@DigitalDuelist 2 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha! 😂
@Longboarder3221 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mnicp95 2 жыл бұрын
Tommy looking leaner though
@Pacific_Norfweest 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like a bus accident.
@Angellonely1 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how big he gonna get
@dilly_bones2147 2 жыл бұрын
Brents going to look back on these episodes one day and talk about how skinny he was.
@DefenderOfVirginity 2 жыл бұрын
"young and spry"
@funkyou2281 2 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud at this post.
@joelav91 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh hun dread purse ent
@K9_50Cal 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@RobinLundqvist 2 жыл бұрын
@@joelav91 hahaaa he definitely says purcent
@janedoe50 2 жыл бұрын
Bert needs one of those maze dog bowls to slow down his eating
@alanmueller2027 2 жыл бұрын
HAHA!!
@joelav91 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh hun dread purse ent
@joshpointoh 2 жыл бұрын
He would starve to death if he had to solve a maze to eat
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshpointoh there is also a chance that he would become the world's greatest maze solver
@GoDrex 2 жыл бұрын
Think he'll die of bloat?
@johng.4711 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is so determined to not die of alcoholism that he’s actively attempting suicide by eating.
@FaterialL 2 жыл бұрын
death via gluttony
@toastedjoe1013 2 жыл бұрын
You can get fatty liver disease from being overweight. Either way. his liver doesn't have a chance.
@zz3n428 2 жыл бұрын
It's like the more he eats the bigger his face gets... it's already huge and seems to be getting larger..
@goodlove9421 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s so goofy and funny!!
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
@@goodlove9421 you can't get YMH'ers with "goofy and funny" :) You know what's a banana split? Ayayay!
@samheim4306 2 жыл бұрын
Thinking about when Uncle Joey said, “Bert’s so fat I thought he was Chinese.”
@matthewmercer9017 2 жыл бұрын
P9lpo0p0pop000pp9pp you need to eat the mouth you hear me you understand that 0n 09
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
At 19:30 when he's looking towards the booth boys... the bloat is amazing. He's gonna have an eye go all wonky off to the side from all the ocular pressure eventually.
@zz3n428 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey's so fat I thought he was Italian.
@timmyneutron7411 2 жыл бұрын
Do you remember what podcast episode that is from? been looking forever but cant find it
@logancade342 2 жыл бұрын
Joey the 🐐
@coltsummers8233 2 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to live like bert for the last month. I've gained 40 pounds. Got divorced. Got fired. And am now a horrific alcoholic. But I run on treadmill every day with wine. So that's good
@andrestein6022 2 жыл бұрын
Wait till the bell's palsy kicks in
@no_nosestill_close8010 2 жыл бұрын
Just come out as fat, live your truth.
@perrythrust4301 2 жыл бұрын
Drink more Kool-Aid, take a pool shower, you'll be fine.
@WKRP187 2 жыл бұрын
BUT are you pulling in enough money to buy buddies brand new jetskis for their bday?? Until then you're just a Barf wannabe
@boofert.washington2499 2 жыл бұрын
He got divorced and fired?
@GathererThompson 2 жыл бұрын
Bart is as close as we'll get to a real-life Homer Simpson.
@thomasschweda5104 2 жыл бұрын
Ha, that is true!
@zz3n428 2 жыл бұрын
That's truly spot on holy shit!
@utlonghorn86 2 жыл бұрын
Just not as loveable
@timaldridge84 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Cuomo is the closest we'll get to fredo
@adalenauriostegui7606 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!😅
@peterarbour5021 2 жыл бұрын
"do you want us to box this for you?" "No, I can buy another one tomorrow!" (Looks at the poor's)
@c9566 2 жыл бұрын
Iconic.
@JR-rz1br 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is simultaneously wheezing due to obesity and drowning in his own saliva as he fantasizes about eating.
@MatthewT8488 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 about eating navy guys
@Shrapnel92 2 жыл бұрын
The more he talks about food the harder it gets for him to breathe/ speak. He's getting so turned on by food his heart is saying "Please just stop, I can't keep up"
@Shrapnel92 2 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewT8488 he's becoming Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
@puppy_helmet9206 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha so true xp #keepbertfat
@TheSkafec 2 жыл бұрын
His throat is lined with beef gristle.
@MilesKimbrough 2 жыл бұрын
‘I wanna be a fat old man…’ - TODAY’S EPISODE is brought to you by WHOOP the fitness app…
@DrDime_ 2 жыл бұрын
And he wears his everyday. Man that must be depressing when your whoop just says STOP
@dim3356 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@benjaminmann8028 2 жыл бұрын
Bert will be lucky if he ever reaches old age
@theironemald8779 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrDime_ that’s a good one
@derekmoore1387 2 жыл бұрын
I am going to feel bad for his kids when it becomes a health crisis and his family watches him decay
@haildasgym 2 жыл бұрын
Bert still calls things “treats”, even though all his “treats” are a part of his every day diet. Fully tok’d.
@joshpointoh 2 жыл бұрын
The term "treats" infuriates me for some reason. Something about a 40 year old so-called man talking and thinking like a toddler just infuriates me. I don't know why...doesn't effect my life in the least
@highdef718 2 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna need a tickle-me Enny doll for this holiday season
@laurentwinsmom4162 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant merch idea!!
@theferbie28 2 жыл бұрын
Scrolled to find this one before I looked like a chomo and posted the same thing 👖
@junkydluffy 2 жыл бұрын
We need everyone to post to make it happen
@Bcfc4evr1 2 жыл бұрын
Was just gonna comment they need to make a “tickle me Enny” t-shirt lol
@beforethecutpodcast4330 2 жыл бұрын
This is the easiest check for Tom. He sits there and says 3 words an episode 😂
@charlottem.1477 2 жыл бұрын
And they come up with great merch ideas.
@Rezzito 2 жыл бұрын
I love how much enjoyment Tim gets from Bret slowly dying.
@auraglasswerks4900 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever see him in the wild I’m gunna catch ‘em n cram a straw up his nose😂 so he’ll have one for his Starbucks
@ximenafernandez2360 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, we all are
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
@@auraglasswerks4900 will you use a metal/glas straw? Otherwise you are just a hypocrite
@danicalaureeolson 2 жыл бұрын
“I think I’ve been brainwashed when it comes to women’s rights” SPAT MY COFFEE OUT 😂
@sarahlowell3763 2 жыл бұрын
Lol same! ....but he actually does respect women. He's just tok'd and doesn't know how to speak.
@mandihollingsworth182 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂yup same
@habowtat3576 2 жыл бұрын
❤️ I turn into a telescope 😍
@ryandrumbore8641 2 жыл бұрын
“He’s eating 10,000 calories a day” “This episode is brought to you by Whoop” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Chris-P 2 жыл бұрын
Bruce's mouth is always watering, ever since he came out of the fridge 😂
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@mandihollingsworth182 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZBirDEveryday 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most unorganized chaotic podcast conversation. Basically Bert just says what ever pops into his head at the time. But I’m a dedicated fan so I watched the entire thing and I want that new merch for Christmas
@DigitalDuelist 2 жыл бұрын
Bert reminds me of a beaver that loses the trees before he can finish them so he starts over on a new one.
@no_one_you_know 2 жыл бұрын
@@DigitalDuelist Jesus christ I don't know why that made me laugh
@D13fs 2 жыл бұрын
Bert "how to ejaculate faster - who the fuck is googling that?" Enny "Josh Potter" 1:13:29 Enny deserves his own show.
@mezrahmasada5494 2 жыл бұрын
I was at 17:35, skipped to that time stamp to hear that, then immediately after they're still talking about food as if it was an hour ago
@Harryed81 2 жыл бұрын
These 2 having their own shoe line, is like Porsche releasing a James Dean edition.
@alexsmith2885 2 жыл бұрын
Why, what happened to James Dean? ;)
@vandelayindustries6313 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexsmith2885 Dean was a revolutionary Hollywood actor, always ahead of the curve.
@keatonclark3017 2 жыл бұрын
The disappointment in Tom’s voice when bert interrupts him “yeah..”
@grumpyguss 2 жыл бұрын
Just once I want him to say "Wait, please let me finish". The comments always joke about it but it's seriously so INCREDIBLY rude and he does it at a level I've never seen before.
@zz3n428 2 жыл бұрын
I think when bert leaves Texas Tom rejoices in silence
@probablynot879 2 жыл бұрын
when you see tom on other podcasts by himself you see the difference in talent, in terms of conversational skills
@MrSteelermania 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's slow spiral out of control will be a great movie when it's over. Hopefully Tom will be able to refine his bert impression and play him in the movie
@evanodaniel8666 2 жыл бұрын
It’ll be a movie made solely with these podcast conversations
@xdmztryvsvedine2773 2 жыл бұрын
“You know, Nadav… might I suggest coming out as fat?” Brent took a detour just to roast Nadav lol
@matthewbonvillion8724 2 жыл бұрын
Lol that wasn't roasting nadav. That was Bert taking a jab at himself for making Nadav be his weightloss acountabilibuddy and then coming out as fat.
@michaelgoulet9008 2 жыл бұрын
Bruce is like a mad scientist put a dog's brain in a human body and I'm kind of jealous that I will never know half his level of joy in life
@kingbeestacker873 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. My 21 year old daughter walked in as they started talking about the gay sailors. Then I told her Im watching 2 bears 1 cave and I think she's got a new opinion on me. 😂
@zb2584 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@michealburns8017 2 жыл бұрын
That whole segment without context is super suss....
@Neimonster 2 жыл бұрын
@@michealburns8017 with too
@Muckwickett 2 жыл бұрын
@@Neimonster yeah did barf basically just come out as bisexual
@sloth5817 2 жыл бұрын
Story of my fuckin life 😂
@thisisaffy 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: do you want a beer? Tom: no. Bert: why not? its 9 in the morning.
@jmydn2 2 жыл бұрын
broken clock is right at least twice a day
@mattcampbell8074 2 жыл бұрын
This is show sets records every week in the “most people watching the rapid demise of an OCD, self induced anxiety ridden, narcissistic, lack of impulse control alcoholic” demographic. Congrats Bruce
@JBGC916 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's a lie! Bert's not a narcissist, he rags on himself to much! Spot on with the rest.
@421less1 2 жыл бұрын
He has ADHD too for sure
@BillPairaktaridis 2 жыл бұрын
And Tom's just going "Uh huh" for an hour
@xanderthurteen 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah think it's all just ADHD
@421less1 2 жыл бұрын
@@xanderthurteen oh theres some narcissism too. I have ADHD and i get the urge to blurt shit out and cut people off all the time, but being a decent person with minimal social awareness i manage not too most of the time
@MrKhho100 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Bert keeps referring to the guest room as "his room"
@michaelhenderson643 2 жыл бұрын
"Omg go watch 2 bears 1 cave its the best." "What do they do?" "They. They uh.... like watch gay porn and stuff"
@Biggleboggles 2 жыл бұрын
You’re not wrong
@kingbeestacker873 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. My 21 year old daughter walked in as they started talking about the gay sailors. Then I told her Im watching 2 bears 1 cave and I think she's got a new opinion on me. 😂
@eligolden1729 2 жыл бұрын
The fifth grader sign in the background is my favorite part of Taliban Studios
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@k.c.simonsen2 2 жыл бұрын
Tom genuinely laughing fuckin makes me laugh every time without fail regardless of what he finds funny lol
@no_one_you_know 2 жыл бұрын
Every time Bert says something outrageous I always wait for Tom's laugh
@satchelbagagee 2 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to enjoy toms ad reads bc it’s the only time we hear him talk.
@TheMillerProject27 2 жыл бұрын
Bert realizing that there’s no fat old men🤣🤣🤣
@jamesgilmore69 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder the count on how many times Bert has said "what do you have to do today?" In his life
@V3v15c3r8 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they tell each other they love each other every pod cast. Tom has the patience of a Saint.
@bradyfrank3839 2 жыл бұрын
I would love an episode where they switch roles and Tom just interrupts all episode 🤣
@ramonnunez9484 2 жыл бұрын
If they did it would be as good as the dance Tom did
@lukewojdylo9241 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: Hooters needs to be trashier. Future Historians: There were countless signs that America's time was over.
@carlrs15 2 жыл бұрын
the Hooters near where we live had to shut down as part of a legal settlement a few years back, after they over-served a regular patron who proceeded to drive drunk and struck and killed a cop doing DUI checks just up the street. Seems plenty trashy already.
@PBRHydra420 2 жыл бұрын
@@carlrs15 That happens at every restaurant though that's why most places have a 2 drink minimum and only with food, sucks that the place got shot down because of employee incompetence.
@joshpointoh 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is the sign
@KaylixYT 2 жыл бұрын
Man I think about this all the time.
@tom_mac 2 жыл бұрын
Bert-stage capitalism
@sergioazevedo4267 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing how Bert managed to go the entire episode without breaking his Joey Diaz impersonation.
@Biggleboggles 2 жыл бұрын
That was good
@DJAlexGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
Bert doing an impression of Joey doing an impression of Santa is triple threat genius. Oh no, I mean heart bypass, not threat genius.
@DailyDriftingVirtual 2 жыл бұрын
Brent: Ive been having it every night ..you know...as snacks Tim: "SNACKS?!?" Bruce: "uhhh.. at the end of the night grill 3 steaks" 🥲
@flyinglow7218 2 жыл бұрын
Dry aged steak for snacks. The level of fat lmaooo
@wutflex 2 жыл бұрын
If you just pretend Tom is a therapist and Bert is a patient this Podcast is suddenly becomes a lot more funny because it makes a lot more sense 🤣
@Icedooitle 2 жыл бұрын
Epitome of a rhetorical question... BERT: "Can I ask you?"
@Montessoriproductios 2 жыл бұрын
Brent talks, Tom listens. That's it. That's the recipe.
@ericbucio2599 2 жыл бұрын
I legit screamed at the top of my lungs “Can you let him finish?!” at 27:40
@kstepk5003 2 жыл бұрын
Legit ADD
@micblaze401 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Tom just looks so exhausted doing this podcast lol
@mcr5645 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many crumbs Bert has loaded in his beard at any given moment 😳
@KZ_MMA_ 2 жыл бұрын
When was the last time you think he actually cleaned his beard?
@triver7593 2 жыл бұрын
He takes plenty of pool baths
@mcr5645 2 жыл бұрын
@@triver7593 I feel like that adds crust 🤮
@TheMushroomOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you to Tom's hands and head for being a part of this podcast :D
@kdaddy9229 2 жыл бұрын
I watch this podcast every week, yet every week I’m blown away by how much of a lunatic Bert is. It’s fun to watch but I definitely have mixed emotions about it. As fun as it is to watch we all know that this story doesn’t end well.
@Sassofrassquatch92 2 жыл бұрын
That was the absolute best timing on the Whoop ad. Great job, booth boys.
@UFCresultsweekly 2 жыл бұрын
Bert has a legit santa face
@madera100 2 жыл бұрын
These legit make me happy every Monday , love you guys . Keep doing the damn thing.
@itssdotagen 2 жыл бұрын
Watchin tom face when bert runs through topics is the reason to love this pod
@CJJC42 2 жыл бұрын
When Bert doesn’t know what to say he just makes up a dream
@davidlloydmiller 2 жыл бұрын
Kicking off my week right with this show. Get some!
@MichaelLaFrance1 2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to have a food safety discussion with Bert.
@isaiahcurielgomez9705 2 жыл бұрын
This pod brings so much happiness to my life. Thanks Bart and Tim
@wadekillman1198 2 жыл бұрын
When I’m having a bad day this podcast always helps…Brett’s self esteem levels make me feel like I’m in a good place mentally.
@tristankrohn2942 2 жыл бұрын
I actually appreciate nadav's forced hard laughs. Just like on the big bang theory and 2.5 men I know when I'm supposed to laugh now. Thanks for the help
@crazyacea 2 жыл бұрын
This but unironically.
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
it's how he earns his paycheck since he's a 2 brain cell tiktok when it comes to researching things
@WildBillyGardening 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciated it at first. Now it makes me think he probably laughs this loud all day at the worse knock knock joke. It literally has sitcom timing
@sarahlowell3763 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cyxz666 he was on it for the fetish vs preference search though and it's Paddy now guys cmon
@TaysGamez 2 жыл бұрын
" i dont need anything , just leeann naked. " True love .
@jessedrake5385 2 жыл бұрын
Broke my hand Friday night,,,, correction I broke my thumb in 4 places, on Thursday... Thought it was just a bad sprain went through the whole weekend until Monday morning went to the doctor found out my thumb bone was broken in four places and one of the bone fragments is shooting up into my joints which could enter my nerve so emergency surgery on Thursday, #happymonday. This two bears episode is really going to give me the laughter I need right now. Thank you Tom and Bert for always bringing out good product to give the people that are going through hard times and difficult moments, you give us the time to shine and a moment to smile you mean more to the world than water. Thank you Tom and Bert thank you so much.
@zooedca 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Tim looks at the camera!
@LivingOutloudWithAshleyStone 2 жыл бұрын
Best way to start my day... two bears🥰🥰🥰
@nesii9599 2 жыл бұрын
We are watching Bert die in front of our eyes
@dominicks19 2 жыл бұрын
Horrible or hilarious ? Lol
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
@@dominicks19 can't it be both? This podcast shows that you can laugh at chaos and still be empathetic.
@dominicks19 2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyzullo boom ! My empathy doesn’t want it to be hilarious lol but toms reactions are all of us.
@bigj1939ify 2 жыл бұрын
I love these guys definitely my favorite part of my life
@RugbyEt 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard and so consistently during this episode. Y'all two were going off.
@jpjapers 2 жыл бұрын
These podcasts week on week are devolving into watching a spiralling bert get closer and closer to an intervention.
@blakeywawa 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
By the end of last year I realized that every episode is an attempted intervention lol
@funfromabove9728 2 жыл бұрын
42:09 isolate this, Paddy. In case you need a pat on the back and a round of applause.
@puppy_helmet9206 2 жыл бұрын
I like how I started watching this pod cuz I enjoy both comedians and now I just watch to see how far tommy can push Bert into saying something he shouldn't xp
@greyforge27 2 жыл бұрын
This is a truly exhausting way to start off every Monday, I had to tap out this week. I say that with love
@andrestein6022 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Tom seems to be slowly nudging Bert towards suicide?
@alceedus 2 жыл бұрын
bruh the episode dropped 1 second ago
@collinb3048 2 жыл бұрын
Suicide is badass
@alastair7095 2 жыл бұрын
@@alceedus I was just thinking that 😂😂😂
@archibaldcreep1 2 жыл бұрын
Suicide by diabetes
@mcr5645 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's going to start telling him about how good meth is for weight-loss 🤣 Glassin it in no-time, he's molding his very own fedsmoker
@codydillard8918 2 жыл бұрын
Kids have been sick for almost a week, coughing every few breaths. Needed this. Gonna be a long day at work... 🤓
@howyanow1993 2 жыл бұрын
Hope they feel better soon man!
@Z-pizzle23 2 жыл бұрын
Keep em high n tight bud they'll get thru n so will you!! Hope they get better soon Ayeyaaayaaaaaaaa
@Carl_Georg 2 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna eat 4 plates of these? That's like 100 shrimp" 🤣 I listened to that like 4 times laughed so hard my sides hurt
@Edge1234101 2 жыл бұрын
Hands down my favourite podcast right now
@atilathebum 2 жыл бұрын
A single celled organism just literally falls apart. Like a lego structure that gives up. No real notice before hand. Just aburptly becomes Thanos dust. That's how I see Bert going out based on these last few podcasts.
@charlottem.1477 2 жыл бұрын
There’s a video of exactly that. It’s about 2 mins long. Bert will either go as you said, or with a bunch of broken bones and blood
@rapfreak7797 2 жыл бұрын
Bart doesn’t realize that he eats raw eggs every times he makes scrambled eggs, it’s called cross-contamination.
@noprob364 2 жыл бұрын
Bort likes his shits runny just like his eggs
@deadlyincompetent 2 жыл бұрын
Eggs are sanitary, its the shell thats dirty.
@squilliam8013 2 жыл бұрын
@@deadlyincompetent I never knew that
@nusnlvs5938 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao this is what i needed right now, thanks brent and tim
@ScottDScottD 2 жыл бұрын
Episodes are just getting better and better!
@texas11outlaw 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how genuinely exhausting it would be to be friends with Burnt, I listen to a podcast once a week and I need breaks from him lol
@matthewbonvillion8724 2 жыл бұрын
I have a friend like this. It's legitimately exhausting, but I love them to death.
@zb2584 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewbonvillion8724 I have a friend like Bert minus all the lies..Bert literally lies about everything, I think that is why I don't like Bert..I can take all his stupidity, but the lies are so blatant..
@violentmeadow 2 жыл бұрын
Brent's conscious thoughts are frightening enough, I'm not sure I need to hear about his dreams
@sammcclain129 2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I'm just like this one's for me." 🤣 - Tom Segura
@AX-tt1od 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Bert, Tim Horton lids
@TheNinjaBees 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love a 2 Bears Beanie design!
@patrickspooner3029 2 жыл бұрын
Monday rocks.
@ZombieJohnny117 2 жыл бұрын
The look on Berts face when he’s told to he can enjoy foreplay instead of just trying to come is priceless
@benjaminrichard7741 2 жыл бұрын
I booked a trip to Seattle and drank drinks at the reserve after hearing you talk about it, and I loved it! Very rainy and awesome
@shawnbaxter1001 2 жыл бұрын
When Tom starts laughing and giggling uncontrollably....its a good show!
@spencerwhite43 2 жыл бұрын
I’m still recovering from last week’s episode. Dear God, I hope this episode is better.
@truerambler 2 жыл бұрын
Best way to start my podcast mornings on Monday ❤️❤️❤️
@stephsaguudefan1753 4 ай бұрын
There are tears streaming down my face and I am coughing at Bert going "I'm the grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge! Do your kids watch Dora the Explorer?" 😂
@jameschawkinsart 2 жыл бұрын
Half of my enjoyment of these is just watching Tom reacting to Bert's off the wall comments.
@jameschawkinsart 2 жыл бұрын
And the laughs from the back room
@baconator9043 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Brent is aware that ice has a tendency to decrease in size as time progresses?
@kristyndrpepper 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing that makes Mondays good!!
@nategardner1691 2 жыл бұрын
Always a great pod
@thokim84 2 жыл бұрын
So next year Brett is going to start his own my 600 pound life show.
@alceedus 2 жыл бұрын
Good morning jeans!
@youngrumandcoke 2 жыл бұрын
The way tim and bruce look at each other when ennys explaining consent is my favorite 😂
@Duffman2010ify 2 жыл бұрын
I have dreams about fighting in ufc fight and seeing you guys and just leaning out of the ring and telling ya guys I love ya haha , y’all the best gang gang family
@milo4ever 2 жыл бұрын
Bert , hooters does have fast casual restaurants. They are called hoot’s. They are smaller restaurants that have a limited menu, basically just wings , chicken sandwiches , burgers . And you order at the counter and the employees do not wear skimpy outfits
@iwishihadmoreeminems 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of this podcast is coming to the comments and seeing people rip into Brent lmao
@GarthFodder 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Nadav for toning down the laugh screams. This episode was amazing!
@xtriple0000 2 жыл бұрын
Complaining about Starbucks and all the sounds of eating/drinking .. great content. Amazing
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