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Ep. 119 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 жыл бұрын

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@markmeiers141
@markmeiers141 2 жыл бұрын
Tom needs to make another solo podcast where he watches clips from this show and tells us what he was gonna say.
@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.
@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS. 2 жыл бұрын
Tom talks rewind edition
@mrboberson7424
@mrboberson7424 2 жыл бұрын
Tom(finally) talks
@stevenpfeifer982
@stevenpfeifer982 2 жыл бұрын
^^^
@briangalloway3684
@briangalloway3684 2 жыл бұрын
ROFLLLLLLL
@epicassassin11
@epicassassin11 2 жыл бұрын
He already made one?
@mrjxn007
@mrjxn007 2 жыл бұрын
Brent’s word of the day: “QUANTIFY” 13:55 “QUANTIFY” 36:26 “QUANTIFY” 37:04 “QUANTIFY” 37:18 “QUANTIFY” 1:01:13
@jeeee3f
@jeeee3f 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@jibba1681
@jibba1681 2 жыл бұрын
Word of the day toilet paper
@MrZeroBrains
@MrZeroBrains 2 жыл бұрын
But can you really blame Bart, it's sounds big and smart but is easy to say. Before you know it, he'll be saying "it's entirely possible" like a pro
@psyphonyxaudio
@psyphonyxaudio 2 жыл бұрын
Is this a thing now? .. we use a different name for Brandon?
@tiffanythorpe1053
@tiffanythorpe1053 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@LeonFeldmanMusic
@LeonFeldmanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
1:03:56 will go down in history as one of the funniest moment in this pods history - and Burt fully missed it.
@El_Wanderer91
@El_Wanderer91 2 жыл бұрын
I'm confused. Why is that so funny?
@jesseromanchak8213
@jesseromanchak8213 2 жыл бұрын
@@El_Wanderer91 I feel like it's funny because they stopped to get Enny's input and instead of him elaborating on why hot sauce is so good he just gives a quick "hot sauce is the best" which Tom mocked a little because it wasn't a super insightful comment lol
@jesseromanchak8213
@jesseromanchak8213 2 жыл бұрын
@@El_Wanderer91 also bc I don't think Enny was expecting so much heat for such a harmless comment 😂
@petvirus05
@petvirus05 2 жыл бұрын
Came back just for this portion of the episode! Haha
@DontMurderTime
@DontMurderTime 2 жыл бұрын
Nadavs face too 🤣🤣🤣
@dfrag83
@dfrag83 2 жыл бұрын
Props to Burnt for colour co-ordinating his wardrobe by matching his sweatshirt to his face
@erincreedon6441
@erincreedon6441 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, fuckin under rated comment.
@karceri2475
@karceri2475 2 жыл бұрын
The color has been so off and much darker since the move to Austin.
@GG-jq9hb
@GG-jq9hb 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣👏
@oncerain
@oncerain 2 жыл бұрын
@@karceri2475 eating so much barbeque his face has started assimilating
@Dante.-
@Dante.- 2 жыл бұрын
these one of those comments that really would probably ruin his day if he saw it
@kunai92
@kunai92 2 жыл бұрын
New studio got me feeling they're members of an economic think tank. The first thing Bert says will stamp out that belief, I bet.
@Jaydon_Perez
@Jaydon_Perez 2 жыл бұрын
Bert says invest in stamps
@hlinville6034
@hlinville6034 2 жыл бұрын
My first impression was the Fortress of Solitude.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
After this and Rogan's Death Star set, I’m thinking TX designers are into the racing car bed look.
@rams812
@rams812 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else immediately think Knights of the round gut table?
@vidcarr
@vidcarr 2 жыл бұрын
They're podcasting in an empty shoe store
@nicciabattoni9771
@nicciabattoni9771 2 жыл бұрын
Tom mocking Enny "hot sauce is the best" was the funniest shit
@MultiTravellingman
@MultiTravellingman 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure why he did it though.
@supernovamimosa
@supernovamimosa 2 жыл бұрын
1:03:48 for anyone tryna find it
@Just0wnedEsport
@Just0wnedEsport 2 жыл бұрын
How are everyone in the studio is sooo tok'd, they didn't see "We are mexican company..." right there on the screen?
@nicciabattoni9771
@nicciabattoni9771 2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiTravellingman to be funny
@unemployedshitheel5084
@unemployedshitheel5084 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, I thought I was going to die from laughing. I'm crying...
@WickedSpade
@WickedSpade 2 жыл бұрын
1:03:50 Hot sauce is the best! Cant wait for the tshirt!
@nickpeterson2196
@nickpeterson2196 2 жыл бұрын
thanks for posting this! saved me alot of time
@EwokPanda
@EwokPanda 2 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly so frustrated for Nadav that the whole setup from last episode just casually got brushed under the rug and now became a "whatever."
@deluxe4116
@deluxe4116 2 жыл бұрын
What setup?
@aacegeo
@aacegeo 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so disappointed! I listened to that ep at the gym and felt so motivated to get fit with Patty. Between the workouts, the blind date concept, the live show, the money... they had months worth of content. Now they're floating 215 by November? So he has to lose like 4lbs a month? I need some answers...
@shiftgood
@shiftgood 2 жыл бұрын
Fat people gonna fat.
@kendallleingang
@kendallleingang 2 жыл бұрын
Probably because what they were proposing was an absolute train wreck/not safe.
@shiftgood
@shiftgood 2 жыл бұрын
@@kendallleingang Its incredible how much weight you can lose if you just train your body to burn fat. I lost 20lbs in one month and felt amazing. Went to the doctors and had a flawless report card from him... I feel like the "not safe" part of this is kind of stuck in the past and doesn't reflect how good modern nutrition/exercise is.
@tylerzulewski2424
@tylerzulewski2424 2 жыл бұрын
Only Bert can get a hangover and say “This is why I’m like David Goggins” and actually be serious.
@auraglasswerks4900
@auraglasswerks4900 2 жыл бұрын
For two rich guys they sure do dress like dorks Tom acts like he’s got fashion sense what is that ish he’s wearing looks like a fN idiot, And Burt makes him look a fashion god😂
@bowflexmike
@bowflexmike 2 жыл бұрын
i love how he brought fashion in this lol damn let people live
@shoonger001
@shoonger001 2 жыл бұрын
@@auraglasswerks4900 sounds like you been hanging on to this insult for awhile... Who actually cares about fashion?
@nosohoentertainment4642
@nosohoentertainment4642 2 жыл бұрын
@@shoonger001 I care about fashion and I think Burnt has been looking great lately.
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 жыл бұрын
@@auraglasswerks4900 like dorks? They have on normal comfy clothes chomo
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: I don't have any food sensitivities. Also Bert, mere seconds later: hot sauce fucks me up 6 hours after I eat it.
@andrewp5732
@andrewp5732 2 жыл бұрын
Brett's right on the Whataburger pronunciation. No one says "what-a-burger" they all say "wottaburger".
@robertoi5847
@robertoi5847 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'm glad someone said it cause I was on Bert's side for this. No one pronounces it "what-a-burger". It's all one word
@youngkhronic2243
@youngkhronic2243 2 жыл бұрын
Water burger
@reefchiefer
@reefchiefer 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the midwest and have always called it what a burger. I moved to Louisiana and everyone thought I was crazy because everyone down south calls it wattaburger
@gavinmorris7864
@gavinmorris7864 2 жыл бұрын
@@reefchiefer yeah b/c you’re crazy
@jeremiahbridges1189
@jeremiahbridges1189 2 жыл бұрын
Borf is right… for once
@PLDLEE
@PLDLEE 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Bert just thinks people wait around for his calls lmfaooo
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav back in the day: "Yes sir, right away." Nadav now: "I'm tryna get this fuckin paper, dawg".
@Chukwuddi
@Chukwuddi 2 жыл бұрын
Bart's face as red and his hoodie. Pinnacle of Health I tell ya.
@ayron419
@ayron419 2 жыл бұрын
A gallon of Kool aid a day keeps the doctor away
@superbman4088
@superbman4088 2 жыл бұрын
Barf Kruton
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 2 жыл бұрын
Burnt Krisper
@chepoppy
@chepoppy 2 жыл бұрын
Burp Krensheer
@paulfarmer9443
@paulfarmer9443 2 жыл бұрын
Unrelated: Cool hoodie tho- who makes it?
@MrConeman
@MrConeman 2 жыл бұрын
Tom: "I just wanted to thank all the fans for preordering my boo..." Barf: "Anyway, about my movie"
@mariomartin1335
@mariomartin1335 2 жыл бұрын
This was great… 95% brent talking and 5% Tom. A real dialog going.
@mads4724
@mads4724 2 жыл бұрын
Cry about it
@KnivesMonroe
@KnivesMonroe 2 жыл бұрын
Bert totally deserves how Leann treats him. She's the only one who doesn't totally enable him. I respect that.
@groomedtodie
@groomedtodie 2 жыл бұрын
Nah. She treats him that way to feel better about enabling him.
@ekothesilent9456
@ekothesilent9456 2 жыл бұрын
Bert to his wife: “ I’m really hungover I need to have a few drinks tonight to ride this out” Bert’s wife: “okay, you should have a few drinks”
@robertpetrie6999
@robertpetrie6999 2 жыл бұрын
Burnt should do The Cabin part II but instead of a bunch of comedians spending time with him, it should be a bunch of other addicts. And they're all sober the whole time. And there are addiction specialists to help them. Rehab, he should do rehab.
@JR-rz1br
@JR-rz1br 2 жыл бұрын
Watch his chat with Nick Kroll on Bertcast, he asks about Mulaney's intervention all giddy with excitement and Kroll is disgusted.
@goingsolo1467
@goingsolo1467 2 жыл бұрын
And play the show on intervention
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 жыл бұрын
Lame🙄
@millardfilmore1403
@millardfilmore1403 2 жыл бұрын
@@JR-rz1br that was actually disgusting and annoying but Nick didn’t really show many signs of being “disgusted”. Not that he wasn’t. He for SURE was. I’m just saying he made sure not to show it visibly and Bert who can’t read social cues apparently didn’t notice lol
@SexyBulletBill
@SexyBulletBill 2 жыл бұрын
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
@JayMac
@JayMac 2 жыл бұрын
"I was partying in Salt........ The place we went skiing".. 🤦‍♂️ this dude lmao
@brownchubb
@brownchubb 2 жыл бұрын
First time I've seen Enni being clowned on. lmao 1:03:43
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 2 жыл бұрын
He deserves it
@obomonus1064
@obomonus1064 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's gotta love this gig. He just shows up, sits down, sips a drink, and let's Burnt just go to town.
@omarfouda6104
@omarfouda6104 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahaa
@Loser-lh8di
@Loser-lh8di 2 жыл бұрын
And lucky us, we get to suffer.
@jakeybball
@jakeybball 2 жыл бұрын
@@Loser-lh8di berts standup is painful, but he is absolutely fucking hilarious on this podcast. Not always on purpose.
@macktrainor5223
@macktrainor5223 2 жыл бұрын
Burnt lmfao
@kdaddy9229
@kdaddy9229 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to Brent is like having 6 poorly written books in front of you and opening up each book to a random page and reading half a paragraph and then switching books.
@michaelortiz2588
@michaelortiz2588 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@CaptainDevilSticks
@CaptainDevilSticks 2 жыл бұрын
What a weirdly apt description
@4martch
@4martch 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@weezypeezy1725
@weezypeezy1725 2 жыл бұрын
This needs to be pinned
@agassisant.6256
@agassisant.6256 2 жыл бұрын
Usually I find Brent talking over Tom hilarious but this one was rough 😂
@MikeSmith-zo4cb
@MikeSmith-zo4cb 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they end with the I love you's to each other. True Friends For Life
@rOhmz
@rOhmz 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just call this show what it is, “Bert shows us how Adult ADHD and Severe Mania manifest in an alcoholic” 👍
@juanthenative7114
@juanthenative7114 2 жыл бұрын
Finally an accurate take on Brent, instead of everyone shitting on him incorrectly. Im all for shitting on him but do it right
@alyssamary7132
@alyssamary7132 2 жыл бұрын
I’m 32 and was recently diagnosed with ADHD I’d bet everything that I have that he has it too. Also his daughter was just diagnosed with APD which I was diagnosed with before ADHD 40% of people with ADHD have both . Where’s Dr.Drew when you need him ?! The struggles of ADHD are no joke hopefully he gets help to better understand himself .
@Wayzor_
@Wayzor_ 2 жыл бұрын
And cool hats. Bart always has the best hats.
@xanderthurteen
@xanderthurteen 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@groomedtodie
@groomedtodie 2 жыл бұрын
@@alyssamary7132 congratulations on being able to type all of this with your debilitating condition. You're just like David Goggins.
@user-zb6lg1xj3k
@user-zb6lg1xj3k 2 жыл бұрын
The way Tom laughs to himself about how much Burnt talks while he’s talking
@Kitty6161
@Kitty6161 2 жыл бұрын
I just always hope that Tim knows that we too, are chuckling and shaking our collective heads as an audience as well ahahahha
@rigney777
@rigney777 2 жыл бұрын
“Weird best friend Tom” - Anthony Jeselnik
@hotairballoonphobia3486
@hotairballoonphobia3486 2 жыл бұрын
Brent was way too drunk this episode
@mobuctze87
@mobuctze87 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: my wife is probably being boring elsewhere Also Bert: wanna hear one of the same 4 stories I’ve told 6 times each for the last 3 months on podcasts
@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st
@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st 2 жыл бұрын
You listen to multiple bert podcasts....?
@stephencrowell1447
@stephencrowell1447 2 жыл бұрын
When Tom sighs, I know he’s picturing leaping over the table and stapling barnts mouth shut. Me too Tom.
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 2 жыл бұрын
Nice super villain hideout! Tom is Lex Luthor because he’s now bald and Bert is Deathstroke because we worry for him
@ProfessorDrutonium
@ProfessorDrutonium 2 жыл бұрын
Death by stroke*
@TheStu9000
@TheStu9000 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorDrutonium well played
@Beunibster
@Beunibster 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorDrutonium Death bi stroke* Borf talks a lot about naked dudes these days
@austinscott1256
@austinscott1256 2 жыл бұрын
Idk I'm getting more Gorilla Grodd vibes from Bert minus the hyper intelligence
@elijahwalker9491
@elijahwalker9491 2 жыл бұрын
Bizzaro
@adandyday
@adandyday 2 жыл бұрын
I understand this is delayed. But. Bert opening this podcast asking “which celebrity should I be friends with?” a DAY after Tom posted Brad Pitt in his dressing room on Insta is so fucking perfect.
@nuvourldorda6084
@nuvourldorda6084 2 жыл бұрын
New studio looks dope i wonder how long till berts side is filthy.
@reyesadrian607
@reyesadrian607 2 жыл бұрын
Lol so I know everyone says this but damn you all are right, this show should be called 2 bears one mouth 🤣
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
Ya kno i wish they did like a real cave theme...have cavemen drawings on the wall of bert shitting in his hand and of tom broken on the ground, some fish laying around and drop rocks hangin from the ceiling, and their chairs could be boulders
@ViewedOak
@ViewedOak 2 жыл бұрын
Yea this just looks like another generic modern podcast set, with the added bonus of the white walls really making Beet’s red face shine
@rottingcorpse6565
@rottingcorpse6565 2 жыл бұрын
That would honestly be so much better than this generic garbage.
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 2 жыл бұрын
That would of looked cool. I cant stand this new set. From the trash design to the "lets make it more hip hop for toms side and hats for berts side" haha lacks creativity and the obvious
@ryanirving3388
@ryanirving3388 2 жыл бұрын
This would be dope. I feel like all these Podcasters are using the same contractor/designer to build their studios and whoever they are they're leading them all in the wrong direction lol
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanirving3388 yeah they going for a gamer type studio...like "well ninja and whoever has it look like a spaceship so it must be cool"
@lakotac6944
@lakotac6944 2 жыл бұрын
With the white background of the new set you can definitely see how red Burnt’s face is getting
@MichaelWutsch
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
Alcohol tends to do that, you can see the bloat too
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 2 жыл бұрын
Like Chris Farley driving the bus on Billy Madison.
@hi86065
@hi86065 2 жыл бұрын
Ugliest studio ever.
@jtmcailin4522
@jtmcailin4522 2 жыл бұрын
I CAN NOT WAIT for them to have “juan” a “water-burger” after getting a “tuhtoo” from “Ben Uhfleck” 😂
@jameslashomb5177
@jameslashomb5177 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a nightmeer
@jspaulding4106
@jspaulding4106 2 жыл бұрын
*Bennafleck
@GreatestEvver
@GreatestEvver 2 жыл бұрын
1:03:40 “hot sauce is the best” moment
@mwj9433
@mwj9433 2 жыл бұрын
48:30 Tom pumping the breaks on Brett creating, in any other work environment, a legitimate HR nightmere lmfao
@5cent27
@5cent27 2 жыл бұрын
10 minutes in and Brent has gone over about 38 different topics. It’s like a cat chasing multiple laser pointers. Also what was the deal at 1:22:00? What was that awkward jab that Bert took at Tom that didn’t land and then Tom looked all awkward in the eyes. What was that? Someone watch it and tell me. Yeahhhhh…. I’m getting bad vibes from this. Something is gonna break or something, I get vibes from the end of this pod.
@barclaylosse8189
@barclaylosse8189 2 жыл бұрын
38 topics from a month ago... shit was taped a month ago!
@drmojo5439
@drmojo5439 2 жыл бұрын
@@barclaylosse8189 k. Relevant?
@boonanaman2739
@boonanaman2739 2 жыл бұрын
am i the only one around here who realizes Bert has blatant ADHD. its so obvious
@drmojo5439
@drmojo5439 2 жыл бұрын
@@boonanaman2739 yeah, You're The One and Only
@MetalcoreExpert
@MetalcoreExpert 2 жыл бұрын
To me it seemed like burnt realized he may be stepping on Tom's old jokes.
@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva
@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva 2 жыл бұрын
The studio matches Barts' personality, all over the place.
@charlesgraham7015
@charlesgraham7015 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be Tom's absolute Genius podcast move. He sits and let's bernt talk for a bit boom 50/50 split. Bank bitches
@dr.doppeldecker3832
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
Bird's hoodie looks like a rectal prolapse
@chrisg7663
@chrisg7663 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't how I thought the new 2 Bears studio would look. I thought it was going to be like a log cabin or something lol
@shiftgood
@shiftgood 2 жыл бұрын
There must be something about building a set in Austin that makes you fuck up completely.
@LadyMot
@LadyMot 2 жыл бұрын
Kind of lost it's charm
@livelaughForte
@livelaughForte 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh not into it.... looks like espn
@MeticulousTechTV
@MeticulousTechTV 2 жыл бұрын
Bert the type of guy that would leave Cheetos bags and empty cans on the seat of a Ferrari
@jaybberwocky
@jaybberwocky 2 жыл бұрын
Brett needs to make his own hot sauce called "Burnt Krystals"
@epicassassin11
@epicassassin11 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to get news that Bart is expecting a child with Tom’s maid and that he is moving to Austin to start a new life.
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
He already has...this episode was filmed 2 weeks ago 😂😂
@peds8345
@peds8345 2 жыл бұрын
Every woman that has teeth. "She is so fucking HOT" - Bart
@nick5142
@nick5142 2 жыл бұрын
The pro gamers ones was best
@ProjectShowtimePod
@ProjectShowtimePod 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget in a recent episode where Tom told Bert he looks like he was lost at sea for a while......incredible accurate, especially this episode
@travis8106
@travis8106 2 жыл бұрын
Tom mocking Enny is the funniest thing I've seen on 2 bears in a while. And Bert was completely oblivious to it
@camshend
@camshend 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing that could break Goggins down is listening to Bert for seven minutes.
@Cadorkis
@Cadorkis 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I wonder if Goggins could handle him
@Kelticfury
@Kelticfury 2 жыл бұрын
That was not a legit spit take, that was Bert marking his territory.
@TazTalksYouListen
@TazTalksYouListen 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but referencing the after-sex (if you can call 15 seconds that) photo, doesn't Brent usually just mark his territory with jizz?
@plixplop
@plixplop 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears on the last conversation about Whataburger where Tom keeps trying to gently explain it to Bert, "Buddy..."
@adaption196
@adaption196 2 жыл бұрын
I swear when Tom gave the "Dude, you're not gonna get there" speech, that was definitely what he wants to say to people lmao
@johns4719
@johns4719 2 жыл бұрын
42 minutes in…. Yet another episode of 2 Berts, No Tom.
@candimiss9059
@candimiss9059 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@joshuadewez1732
@joshuadewez1732 2 жыл бұрын
It’s getting harder and harder and I’m starting to hate Burnt 🤷‍♂️
@TimWillsee
@TimWillsee 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuadewez1732 Same, Bert literally ruins the entire thing for me now, which stinks, cause Tom is a legend
@Pladderkasse
@Pladderkasse 2 жыл бұрын
Still counting down to the "AA intervention in the Bear Cave" episode. Tom cant keep ignoring it.
@anothertheory3610
@anothertheory3610 2 жыл бұрын
The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. The cause of death from Small Pox wasn't acne-like cysts. That's not enough to kill anyone. The cause of death was PNEUMONIA. A specific death fright soldiers and Indians felt due to them attacking each other during this traumatic period in time. These were the only people who had Small Pox. A vaccine only stopped the acne cysts from forming, which is basically a histamine response. Pneumonia still develops and cannot be stopped or vaccinated against. It's like trying to vaccinate your body to prevent it from healing a bruise or a cut. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?! So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
For Andrew Schulz just did it with Bobby Lee so it's probably coming as soon as Andrew comes on
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 2 жыл бұрын
@@jemiiam Bobby Lee has so many issues that drinking has to be #55 on the list.
@nicholenardone4443
@nicholenardone4443 2 жыл бұрын
@@jemiiam There are a few more podcasts he should hit if he is telling ppl to go to rehab.
@mdaddyw_1323
@mdaddyw_1323 2 жыл бұрын
Or the YMH episode Tom turns to the camera to say in other news, 2B1C will be going on a hiatus for awhile because Bert has finally agreed to get the help everyone knew he always needed. Or because Bert is AWOL off the rails because LeeAnne finally got tired of it and took off. Either or because something's gotta give
@Mikewashe
@Mikewashe 2 жыл бұрын
The sound was neither high, nor tight. Had to keep my hand on the remote to switch between Bart's "secrets voice" and Todd's "touch my camera thru the fence" voice.
@StaceWah
@StaceWah 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's shocked reactions to Bart's random ridiculous comments are the best bits :'D
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I destroyed that pussy" Bert: "It lasted about 15 seconds"
@briansmith3880
@briansmith3880 2 жыл бұрын
😆😂😆😂
@kioskatthemall5603
@kioskatthemall5603 2 жыл бұрын
That’s super cool that the podcast is now being filmed in some office at the Bespin mining facility.
@DustinWHiser
@DustinWHiser 2 жыл бұрын
Looks more like Hoth to me #nerdbullshit
@ThenPeterSaid
@ThenPeterSaid 2 жыл бұрын
Kamino
@jsmnts8
@jsmnts8 2 жыл бұрын
1:03:38 the beginning of the “hot sauce is the best” saga
@bradgilligan2429
@bradgilligan2429 2 жыл бұрын
You know it’s gonna a great podcast when the thumbnail is them dying of laughter.
@pizzaninja.
@pizzaninja. 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they waited that long for the new studio. I could've just put 2 ice cube trays behind them and call it good 🤣
@AtlasTurner
@AtlasTurner 2 жыл бұрын
Cool J?
@luckyluciano2562
@luckyluciano2562 2 жыл бұрын
Brett has hit a new level of delusion: “I’ve got a bit of Goggins mentality inside of me”
@WBOMBS1232
@WBOMBS1232 2 жыл бұрын
No I agree with him, it’s just a David Goggins mentality for being a degenerate instead of a Navy SEAL
@Beunibster
@Beunibster 2 жыл бұрын
@@WBOMBS1232 "I drink more by 6 AM than most people drink ALL DAY!"
@doodoodoometal
@doodoodoometal 2 жыл бұрын
Stay Fat!!
@Doober117
@Doober117 2 жыл бұрын
@@WBOMBS1232 LMAO I agree, the mentality is there but all for the wrong reasons
@IrishGary1
@IrishGary1 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's meme should be the one his dad told him "YOURE NOT GREAT...SHUT THE FUCK UP" 😂😂😂
@ashlynlol5950
@ashlynlol5950 2 жыл бұрын
Bert got the “vapors” like an elderly woman in the 50s 😂 I cackled.
@ja5304
@ja5304 2 жыл бұрын
Tom is slowly transitioning Bret into a hospital room
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын
Bert has no idea like a frog in boiling water 🤣
@kurtlawlor5617
@kurtlawlor5617 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bheinatz1
@bheinatz1 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spindlybird27
@spindlybird27 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s right about Whataburger!! Tom is also right because that’s how it’s spelled. I grew up with everyone calling it “Waterburger”
@willpross6706
@willpross6706 2 жыл бұрын
yep, its strange to be like, Im pretty sure Burnt is correct.
@dakotalenzi7630
@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын
Because it was prolly in an accent, Bart is just illiterate along with a slew of southern folk….
@jacobm.p7044
@jacobm.p7044 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Somegoy
@Somegoy 2 жыл бұрын
Do you know how amazing it would be if next episode tom has a mute button for Bert's mic, so every time he interrups or rambles his shit gets shut off and Tom just picks up flawlessly where he left off. Both hilarious and maybe a realization for bert too. Or just have Chris Delia come in and give him a fat OOOOOOOPS every time he cuts tom off
@NerfKnuckles
@NerfKnuckles 2 жыл бұрын
Dope, it’s 2 bears 1 cave direct from the fortress of solitude!
@Side_quests_Simon
@Side_quests_Simon 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny how fast Bert has aged compared to Tom like Bert looks like he aged 10 years in just 3 years
@johnpierre2135
@johnpierre2135 2 жыл бұрын
Idk if it's funny, kinda sad in account that I love these guys and their content across every platform. I'm really glad that Tom doesn't seem to be off his game too much after his father passing. My condolences to all of Big Poppas loved ones btw!
@AtlasTurner
@AtlasTurner 2 жыл бұрын
Berts like 5 years older than Tom don't forget
@firghteningtruth7173
@firghteningtruth7173 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, go back and watch some of toms early stuff. He hit the "quick aging" period quicker it seems like. Tom went from looking 30 to 45 in like 5 years. 🤣
@Side_quests_Simon
@Side_quests_Simon 2 жыл бұрын
I never said I want blart to die I’m just saying every episode he looks closer to death does he not look swollen and red as shit?! This is a guy that’s quoted saying “I’ve passed out from coughing”
@firghteningtruth7173
@firghteningtruth7173 2 жыл бұрын
@@Side_quests_Simon thats just the kool-aid doin its job. Nothing to worry about.
@dimm94
@dimm94 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav's laughter is too quiet now! Makes me realize how integral his laugh was to the mood of the show!
@Pladderkasse
@Pladderkasse 2 жыл бұрын
The new decor is shit.
@TKOConnor1
@TKOConnor1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pladderkasse I like it
@braytonmiller3832
@braytonmiller3832 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav’s laugh is the worst part of the show.
@Pladderkasse
@Pladderkasse 2 жыл бұрын
@@TKOConnor1 Seriously? It looks like the cheapest Star Wars for your kids room installations, you could possibly find. It also leave the room feeling "cold" and almost hospital like. Each to his own, I guess.
@langer4
@langer4 2 жыл бұрын
@@braytonmiller3832 agreed
@bigsin781
@bigsin781 2 жыл бұрын
"Back the fuck up rogan!" Lmao I fucking love this man!!
@glyde1436
@glyde1436 2 жыл бұрын
Tom watching Bert hang his hats up like a proud parent watching their kid hang Christmas ornaments
@josef2012
@josef2012 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy,another chance to hear every single thought from Bart's puddin' head.
@addamaewalker7420
@addamaewalker7420 2 жыл бұрын
I am so over Barts constant stream of thought instead of actually doing it fucking podcast... why else is Tom there?
@verycoolguy5947
@verycoolguy5947 2 жыл бұрын
So why are you still here listening?
@verycoolguy5947
@verycoolguy5947 2 жыл бұрын
@@addamaewalker7420 So why are you still here listening?
@ViewedOak
@ViewedOak 2 жыл бұрын
@@verycoolguy5947 no critiques allowed, only listen and repeat funny phrase
@js6527
@js6527 2 жыл бұрын
The Nadav weight loss episode was nearly intolerable for me bc of Chryslers nonstop rambling
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is so hurt that LeeAnn told him to cut one of his "great" stories. I'm sure she did us all a favor
@rams812
@rams812 2 жыл бұрын
Lookin like he was about to cry. Big baby can't handle criticism
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 2 жыл бұрын
notice how Tom didn't defend it
@dinkleberg6260
@dinkleberg6260 2 жыл бұрын
Bert should really be paying Tom for therapy
@scubasteve0187
@scubasteve0187 2 жыл бұрын
Burts worst nightmare is a teacher telling him to “sound it out”
@savannah929
@savannah929 2 жыл бұрын
Yay another episode of Bert saying he wants to move to Austin and the classic game of who would Bert cheat on his wife with this week if he could? 😂
@GregParsons9276
@GregParsons9276 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when they bank a half dozen episodes.
@hayley_g
@hayley_g 2 жыл бұрын
and also about his weight half the episode.
@kugatog2929
@kugatog2929 2 жыл бұрын
I miss the old setup... this is too professional.. bears need caves!
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner 2 жыл бұрын
It’s more polar bear and less hairy bear 🙁
@tnntlmmn277
@tnntlmmn277 2 жыл бұрын
the set makes no sense
@kenbillingsley9239
@kenbillingsley9239 2 жыл бұрын
Great new eppie boys! I was really pulling for Bert on the WATTAburger argument lol.
@weazytv
@weazytv 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!! "It literally is that, what you're saying that it's not"
@daveycrockett9412
@daveycrockett9412 2 жыл бұрын
I saw Bert greet his wife when she was pulling into the parking location where his tour bus was and he was flexing for her arrival, and now I know he flexes after his arrival too.
@dabronzekneeecap
@dabronzekneeecap 2 жыл бұрын
When Tom mocked Enny and it showed Ennys surprised faced lmaoo had me dying.
@benjamintrahin9571
@benjamintrahin9571 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this is the only comment I could find lol shit was hilarious
@dabronzekneeecap
@dabronzekneeecap 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjamintrahin9571 ik I was hoping to see more of it
@TurdyFresh
@TurdyFresh 2 жыл бұрын
Tom had ZERO remorse for that venom he spit! Shit had me rolling and enny and nadav both looked like “oh shit, he’s mad”
@MyHotStream
@MyHotStream Жыл бұрын
Literally having El Yucateco on my Spanish tortilla as we speak lol I was like, is he going to say it 😅
@kngtrdr_
@kngtrdr_ 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I wanted these two to discuss one of my fav things, hot sauce. Then I heard Buschbeer say things like he knows what he's talking about, and it hurts my soul LOL
@shlomoe9519
@shlomoe9519 2 жыл бұрын
I like how every episode is just creeping closer and closer to Berts divorce 😂😂😂
@oceanresq
@oceanresq 2 жыл бұрын
Barts face is looking ROUGH. I give it two more episodes before his head turns into a strawberry.
@gimirubin1236
@gimirubin1236 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 stop it..common
@gian-phillipelomena8711
@gian-phillipelomena8711 2 жыл бұрын
When Bert was flexing he was checking himself out on the TV reflection lol
@clark1066
@clark1066 2 жыл бұрын
I swear my favorite part of this podcast is the laughter in the background.
@6.s.a.m
@6.s.a.m 2 жыл бұрын
Bruce trying to figure out how to say whatabuger, tells tom “you’re talking over it” Tom literally didn’t say a word 😂😂😂
@jonathanknelsen8195
@jonathanknelsen8195 2 жыл бұрын
Bruce is actually right in the Whataburger debate. Here in Texas, we say it almost like 'Waterburger'.
@baileybonesy
@baileybonesy 2 жыл бұрын
There's a whole mess of shit we proudly pronounce without regard to phonetics. Brazos = Braz•us, Manchaca = Man•shack, Bosque = Boss•key, Leakey = Lay•key , Guadalupe = Gwad•ah•loop, etc.
@Fatbeard24
@Fatbeard24 2 жыл бұрын
100% lol
@rustypotato9064
@rustypotato9064 2 жыл бұрын
@@baileybonesy refugio
@baileybonesy
@baileybonesy 2 жыл бұрын
@@rustypotato9064 That's a great one, where does the other "r" come from? Fuckin love it.
@shugrin8096
@shugrin8096 2 жыл бұрын
For real! Who cares how they pronounce it, it's wahtaburger all day every day.
@dogspajamas
@dogspajamas 2 жыл бұрын
I work at a restaurant and we make a creamy, green, hot sauce. It's jalapeño, lime juice, cilantro, garlic, and parmasean. Blend all that until its smooth, then mix it together with mayo and season to taste. It sounds weird but everyone loves it. Piss on me, beat me, try it out.
@mrbrett19
@mrbrett19 2 жыл бұрын
“Buddy it’s What-A-Burger” 😂😂😂 Tim summoning his inner Top Dawg! RIP Top Dawg!
@earlymorningpodcast
@earlymorningpodcast 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised they invested in a studio with Bert’s recent dramatic decline in health
@dr.doppeldecker3832
@dr.doppeldecker3832 2 жыл бұрын
It's a gamble for sure^^
@Macandfam
@Macandfam 2 жыл бұрын
Is he more unhealthy than normal
@TheKnutification
@TheKnutification 2 жыл бұрын
@@Macandfam probably not, but he did look rough in this one
@emclovin6962
@emclovin6962 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKnutification he look like tomato
@ShawnxEdge
@ShawnxEdge 2 жыл бұрын
The road will do that.
@chanandlerbong289
@chanandlerbong289 2 жыл бұрын
I “love” that no matter what part of the video you skip to, 99% of the time Brent is talking over Tom. Try it.
@cdizzy42069
@cdizzy42069 2 жыл бұрын
This show never fails to lift my spirits knowing how mediocre I am. Stoked to see them both live in a couple months!!!
@laurendelore
@laurendelore 2 жыл бұрын
So excited to see La Vix orange sauce promoted on this show!! I definitely had many drunken nights waiting in line to get as much of that as possible. And the food is great too.
@zechariahfay6531
@zechariahfay6531 2 жыл бұрын
This show has just turned into a showcase of Bert’s mind deteriorating
@MooseTheLegend
@MooseTheLegend 2 жыл бұрын
It’s cute seeing Tom think a new set means he’ll get a word in.
@LTKK
@LTKK 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@m.i.a3532
@m.i.a3532 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the new set, really brings the Bert together.
@thehoodfamilyactuallastnam1202
@thehoodfamilyactuallastnam1202 2 жыл бұрын
I love how throughout the show Brent picks hats for the wall but there's an add in the beginning where all the hats are displayed lmao.