Ep. 121 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of the new Austin set and we get into hypotheticals about hooking up with relatives! We get an update on the weight loss challenge with Nadav, talk about Ben Askren and the Jake Paul fight, and Bert tries to figure out his price for getting knocked out by a professional fighter. How much should Bert get to be in a boxing ring with Israel "Stylebender" Adesanya? The bears discuss the recent passing of Louis Anderson, Bob Saget, and Norm McDonald. Tom shares a story about him and Ryan Sickler smoking out Norm and seeing him go on stage right after. Bert then shares a story of a Paralympian swimmer Chloe Toscano who recently removed her arm and the bears gauge the room on some playful choking in the bedroom.
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@MorboTheDiddlyDo 2 жыл бұрын

"There's no fight without stylebender" Wrong. I would watch Tom vs Bert in a match. Two Bears One Cage.

@xPadge112x 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't google that just to be on the safe side.

@willthomas5953 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I'd buy that on ppv

@driprubies2464 2 жыл бұрын

@@xPadge112x can confirm do not search that lol at least word it differently when searching….. yikes!

@jakeballou5147 2 жыл бұрын

Omg that would be amazing to see these 2 go at it

@demoneyin9390 Жыл бұрын

I think Tom wins via brutality.

@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын

I'd wager that 50% of Bert's Google traffic is him googling himself

@Sam_guitar1999 2 жыл бұрын

uh hundred percent

@jayjayjay365 2 жыл бұрын

thing is Bret Frizeler doesnt realise he is just there as a running gag

@oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 жыл бұрын

Open tabs...

@mustshroom8767 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I’m sure part of that percentage is Bert trying to find other Bert kreischers so he can use them to promote tour dates

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 жыл бұрын

@@jayjayjay365 I think everyone but him knows what this show is about. Well, it is about him, just not in the way he thinks it is.

@Rick_James 2 жыл бұрын

I love how they’re talking about fighting a pro yet Tom broke half his body jumping in the air

@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын

Tom didn’t want to fight anyone so what’s your point…

@66Sixxy 2 жыл бұрын

Tom didn't even make it into the air. He went to make that shot & maneuvered in such a way that he broke himself. It was harsh, & it's really difficult to watch, especially when you realize his arm is bent entirely the wrong way.

@stevehunt914 2 жыл бұрын

the way you phrased that was excellent. GREAT line!

@nommiezorba 2 жыл бұрын

Shhiiiiit

@FERAL_ENTITY Жыл бұрын

😂😂💀💀 christ

@andrewarnold9818 2 жыл бұрын

20 seconds in a Brett is already helping LeeAnne's lawyer put together his case lmao

@ViewedOak 2 жыл бұрын

What insane mental fortitude that woman must have, being treated like garbage to this audience weekly…

@daveducont2587 2 жыл бұрын

She won't leave him. Why leave and take half when all she has to do is wait it out for a few years and when his lifestyle finally catches up with him, she'll get it all. 😁

@wiscogunguy Жыл бұрын

@@daveducont2587 why are u even here ??? Sounds like a hater ass thing to say ..

@daveducont2587 Жыл бұрын

@@wiscogunguy I was being facetious.

@D-Fens_1632 2 жыл бұрын

Some people go to AA meetings to remember why they shouldn't drink. Fuck that, I just watch this show.

@austinclemons3678 2 жыл бұрын

Good for you. How brave of you

@MNewsTime 2 жыл бұрын

Legit great comment bro.

@MrBuketman 2 жыл бұрын

You’re not missing out on an IPA. SKUNK ASS BEER.

@codyschmidt34219 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBuketman made by a bud light fan 😂 ipas are fire most people are just two cheap to buy em

@notagiantseaslug5523 2 жыл бұрын

I legit agree, and I’m a huge Bert/YMH fan.

@mr_nice_guy515 2 жыл бұрын

If Bert was anything less than a millionaire comedian he’d be on his 4th intervention

@HandlesAreRetarded42 2 жыл бұрын

and 5th wife

@Spawn303 2 жыл бұрын

And 4th marriage. It’s amazing what money does to the ones that “love” you.

@DNYGdj 2 жыл бұрын

If you were anything more than a pretentious neanderthal, you'd realize its all an act for the cameras.

@billybob5898 2 жыл бұрын

@@DNYGdj yeah someone would fake cognitive decline and obvious signs of alcoholism for the laughs. 99% of his fans are legit concerned for him

@michaelcole8999 2 жыл бұрын

He would definitely be "Florida Keys Bert" 3x over by now... but he actually lives in South Padre, Texas.

@valeriekilroy8402 2 жыл бұрын

Bert: it’s crazy how the smallest things like dunking a basketball can change your life forever Also Bert: Tom you should jump out a helicopter 🤔

@dntgvafuk89 2 жыл бұрын

After I just saw a news article about a tandem jump going wrong and both people dying 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

@jadestevens3210 2 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to let you know you both saved my life. I'm going through a hard time in life right now, and every Monday I look forward to watching 2 bears. It literally is the only thing I look forward to in the week. Bert and Tom help me forget about real life for a bit and just let me laugh and listen to my two favorite comedians shoot the shit. It literally gives me reason to wake up on Mondays. I have severe depression and I can't get out of bed some days but 2 bears always makes me get out of bed and makes me laugh. Thanks for the joy you bring. Jade

@GatsbyMyself 2 жыл бұрын

Keep looking forward to Mondays Jade. Soon, or not so soon, you will start looking forward to another day, and another. No one really has seven. But you will have more days where you wake up with positive energy than days you don’t. I have been exactly where you are and still on my rise. So, I’m not going to say any clichés, but I will say I am thinking about you. Keep getting out of bed on Mondays. -Matty O

@clowndance6730 2 жыл бұрын

keep truckin yo, the juice of life is worth the squeeze

@MCPDeviceDriver 2 жыл бұрын

Find six more podcasts and you've got the whole week.

@ethanstrudwick9617 2 жыл бұрын

It's obviously not the same but I enjoy ear biscuits for that reason. It's not as good as two bears, but I just enjoy listening to people who enjoy speaking to each other.

@ethanstrudwick9617 2 жыл бұрын

The Ricky gervsais show and their old XFM episodes

@samhuff999 2 жыл бұрын

Tom's laugh was almost as good as hot sauce. Which we all know is the best.

@HandlesAreRetarded42 2 жыл бұрын

Hot sauce is the best

@oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 жыл бұрын

Friggen A...

@Third_Eye_on_the_Sky 2 жыл бұрын

Hot Sauce is the best. Facts. Don't touch my camera through the fence Enny.

@BobSmith-lu5ug 2 жыл бұрын

True, thanks to Enny for informing us.

@montyjackson69 2 жыл бұрын

you waited since last week's episode to write this huh? lol

@Chukwuddi 2 жыл бұрын

Burnt so humbled when his numbers are compared to Style Bender was amazing. What a shot to his ego, I loved it.

@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp by any chance?

@monkey_ish4117 2 жыл бұрын

Chek it from 9:40

@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын

This should be a regular segment, where they show him people more famous than him and watch him implode.

@andrewtregoning 2 жыл бұрын

i know he's hamming it up for the podcast but he really seems to have no sense of self, when it comes to what he's physically capable of, and what pro fighters are capable of!! it's insane

@chukkalow4 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he will forget about it and think he has better numbers

@Givens94 2 жыл бұрын

What a lovely way to start your week by listening to Bert say “I’d love to spread my seed”. Bert, one of you is enough for this world.

@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine having his genetics and wanting to spread it around

@timberger212 2 жыл бұрын

Don rickles scene is hilarious. "KALALAMALA... and everybodies sucking sand".

@slywolfe 2 жыл бұрын

My sensei once told me: "The only person more dangerous than a trained fighter, is a fat drunk with no experience."

@SilverDOMO192837 2 жыл бұрын

hurt bert is all the experience he needs😎

@pacatack2 2 жыл бұрын

Wtf is the other reply to this

@JayC_x 2 жыл бұрын

Accountant Beach Correia would smash Bert in 2 mins

@slywolfe 2 жыл бұрын

@@pacatack2 woah holy crap, dunno dude - I ain't reading all that random bs. They straight up wrote an essay and it seems there was more too 🤣

@JayC_x 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind all science is based on what ideas are supported by the best and broadest evidence.

@Shrapnel92 2 жыл бұрын

How hilarious would it be if instead of Burnt, it was Brad Pitt on the pod this episode and Tom FaceTimed Bart and was all "hey look who's here- alright bye!"

@andrestein6022 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@CptWhit3y 2 жыл бұрын

....it would have been EPIC AF lmao

@kurt9364 2 жыл бұрын

@UN KNOWN its brundt

@Shrapnel92 2 жыл бұрын

@UN KNOWN or Bundt as in the cake because he eats so much

@shawnwolff4490 2 жыл бұрын

Dude his name is spelt right above in the title of this video and you still misspelled his name twice in one message

@johncarolina4950 2 жыл бұрын

Brett being surprised Adesanya's fights had more interest than his specials absolutely killed me

@Kryozzzzz57 2 жыл бұрын

Bert "You don't know what it's like to walk a mile in their feet" Kreischer. I almost spit out my drink

@tr1pl3thr333 2 жыл бұрын

Bert is noticeably less articulate every episode and he's just chill with it.

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 жыл бұрын

His brain is literally degrading in front of an audience

@joshuagoethe2347 2 жыл бұрын

Alcoholic dementia is hitting him hard.

@JamesLeeBuzz 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind Awww, you're adorable. Do you go around posting this on every video that has absolutely nothing related to anything in your comment whatsoever? Bet you're a real treat to hang out with.

@KZ_MMA_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind You have schizophrenia, see a therapist

@lazarus8447 2 жыл бұрын

Considering his career is talking... Can't wait to hear him in 10 years when his liver is 99 percent rotten away.

@spaminwhamin 2 жыл бұрын

Brett gets knocked out by stylebender and instead of brain damage he wakes up a normal person

@drewstaples9648 2 жыл бұрын

I love how at 54:00 or so you can tell it’s just two buddies genuinely talking about cool comedy stories and shit and I can only speak for myself but I love this aspect of the pod.

@AjaxDGonzo 2 жыл бұрын

52:15 I love that Bert is forgetting which of his “good friends” died

@Ryoungy 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I was just listening to it again this morning and said the exact same thing.

@johnmichael580 2 жыл бұрын

Bart is actually listening to Tom today. Hope he’s feeling alright

@KZ_MMA_ 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure his liver is failing, so he probably doesn't feel great

@Deathfecater 2 жыл бұрын

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@markdemos75 2 жыл бұрын

Somebody had a talk with him. On BertCast he is actually listening and not interrupting. What a concept..

@MrStrangeSensation 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's been reading the comments

@Pokerdude38 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually extremely rare for a Make a Wish kid to live for 120 episodes of a podcast. Shoutout Tom for making it special for him 🥲

@drivehard2395 2 жыл бұрын

Burnt's laugh should be used as a Tsunami siren.

@andrestein6022 2 жыл бұрын

FUCK HAHAHAHAHA this killed me

@Deathfecater 2 жыл бұрын

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@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@lejamesbron4055 2 жыл бұрын

I wish the audio engineer would turn it down I have to rip my headphones out every time

@jpcairney85 2 жыл бұрын

I love this podcast until he starts laughing, I honestly have to turn it off. I honestly wish they would just switch the audio down...

@DavisD814 2 жыл бұрын

The amount of times Bryan believes everything Tom says is hilarious. “I dropped a safe on someone’s head one time. And they were asleep. They never woke up.” “Wait really?” “No!” “Did you really drop a safe on someone’s head..?” “NO!”

@BillySotherden 2 жыл бұрын

Did this exchange actually happen??

@naterogers2317 2 жыл бұрын

Oh Burnt. You never disappoint in helping me feel better about myself 😂

@rustyshackleford8149 2 жыл бұрын

I replayed toms laugh 3 times when Bert said he fought better ppl than him... lmao

@randyllsausagehouse3411 2 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@SketchyAsFunk 2 жыл бұрын

@@randyllsausagehouse3411 12:00

@JamesLeeBuzz 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind So what's your point?

@KZ_MMA_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind You have schizophrenia

@locodood1 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind Bro writes this like if he has any more ethos than the best thing we have to solve problems as humans (the scientific theory). Sad

@theecatindahat 2 жыл бұрын

"I cant take liver shots" You're fucking right there Blurt son. Does he even have liver left?

@ricker76er 2 жыл бұрын

He does. And it’s the size of Texas and it’s rock hard.

@cdxx420able 2 жыл бұрын

Livers regenerate, as long as you’re healing faster than the damage accumulates.

@MrFlappo 2 жыл бұрын

It's like that episode of Roccos Modern Life where he takes his appendix to the carnival before getting it removed

@zachworr4426 2 жыл бұрын

@AutomaticWriting lol, roasted!

@lw4791 2 жыл бұрын

@@cdxx420able that also usually ends near the CO2 half-life of a being (hint: berts atleast 1.5x that lol)

@DarrellVermilion 2 жыл бұрын

Bert: I like IPAs because you can sip 'em Also Bert: 1:27

@gianlucabolzacchini6561 Жыл бұрын

You CAN, not you HAVE to. Bert is a genius you know

@willtheangrydudeist9120 2 жыл бұрын

"I throw up in my mouth way more than I would like...." Bert Kreischer, 2022

@merrillereasoner5224 2 жыл бұрын

Tom: “What if he breaks your ribs first?” Bert: *considers removing all of his ribs after removing all of his teeth*

@josephwedding9839 2 жыл бұрын

“I have a delusional brain” the amount of jaws dropping were zero

@drummrpdx 2 жыл бұрын

I like how Brick is even entertaining the idea of being able to beat Adesanya. LOL

@FellAZ42 2 жыл бұрын

"Do you have blue eyes?" Bert every 3 to 4 podcast 🤣

@jackscott8371 2 жыл бұрын

I like watching at 0.75 speed so bernt seems even more drunk then he normally is

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

redundant…. .75 speed IS brent

@officialshakeymusic 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@allhydro22 2 жыл бұрын

Yoooooooo 😂 just tried this , I am rolling !

@louiswillemsen780 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha genius

@austinhedstrom9532 2 жыл бұрын

Hahah that’s genius!”

@doitbig8269 2 жыл бұрын

Monday's aren't Monday's without tim and brett

@Deathfecater 2 жыл бұрын

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@JamesLeeBuzz 2 жыл бұрын

This podcast is the only thing I look forward to on Monday. Just knowing it will be there to watch provides a lot of comfort.

@Deathfecater 2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesLeeBuzz ‍

@JamesLeeBuzz 2 жыл бұрын

@@Deathfecater nothing

@Wayzor_ 2 жыл бұрын

tad and bart

@mattswanson1423 2 жыл бұрын

I'd pay for a Patreon subscription just to watch the actual conversations at dinner with Tom, Push, Bert and Leanne

@mandihollingsworth182 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@chasecarter3302 2 жыл бұрын

The best part was when Tom said, "Israel's good at striking, you picked the wrong thing." Then Bert said, "okay so I'll train with Ben Askren" haha All MMA fans started dying

@snow4days 2 жыл бұрын

Did they ever talk about Tom Cruise?

@commanderjonson2610 2 жыл бұрын

Askren is a pro at getting knocked out for money. I think thats Berts endgame here haha

@petehakkinen3020 2 жыл бұрын

Good example how having low information can be dangerous.

@jebediahbrownmit 2 жыл бұрын

My kids used to come to me with batshit crazy ideas all the time when they were around age 5. I loved it. I would sit there and listen as they went into great detail about how they were going to create invisible cars or bikes that would fly (bikes!) or really whatever happened to pop into their heads as they were talking, and I would just smile and go along with it. Tom's response to Bert at 19:08 took me back to those days. Tom is a really good father to Brett.

@soiboisteve515 2 жыл бұрын

Sound like a good dad 👍

@jakeballou5147 2 жыл бұрын

???? Wtf

@cardinalbubxiii803 2 жыл бұрын

“I just would love to spread my seed.” Brett Kernels “Dale Earnherst Jr… whatever the guy’s name is.” Burnt Kegels

@BoopieNoodle 2 жыл бұрын

Burnt Kegels 😂 that’s the best one yet

@BadGoyz4Life 2 жыл бұрын

Dude couldn't remember his "friend's" name. Only the legend Norm Macdonald smh.

@docmusik2274 2 жыл бұрын

Burped Chryslers interrupting himself to ask Tom if his eyes are blue is the most Burped thing he’s ever done.

@PurpleHeartSti 2 жыл бұрын

The way Tom laughs when Bert says "So he's beaten people better than me." ... Gold.

@TheHarmmm 2 жыл бұрын

Bert forgetting the name of his recently deceased "good friend" Norm MacDonald is pure comedy gold.

@milojones8508 2 жыл бұрын

yeah I've said this before but Rogan's posse of guys like to say "good friend" all the time and they barely know the person. It's like Rogan read it in a book that it's a good psychological tool to say "good friend" or "friend" to describe someone to make them feel closer, make you look powerful etc.. etc..

@Revolution1117 2 жыл бұрын

Right?? LOL. No joke, I think Bruce has onset of Korsakoff Syndrome (chronic thinking changes and cognitive decline due to alcohol). Oh yeah, along with "head injuries". Dude can't remeber shit half the time...

@TheHarmmm 2 жыл бұрын

@@Revolution1117 "Nadav, quick look that up!... Go to my instagram... scroll down... scroll, scroll, scroll... there it is! Leanne. My wife's name is Leanne. This should go viral."

@RhythmicReport 2 жыл бұрын

That was so cringey haha surprised Tom didn’t roast him for it

@brandycehenry 2 жыл бұрын

@@Revolution1117 holy crap, I never heard of that so I looked it up and I think you’re right! Even if not, I learned something!

@mooneylsuify 2 жыл бұрын

We Might Be Drunk and 2 Bears good monday

@schavez5656 2 жыл бұрын

"Donny, Tommy's coming over." I'm fucking dead!!

@jasondenney6288 2 жыл бұрын

Tom is entertained by Bert's inevitable early death. I love it.

@kylebuchanan6645 2 жыл бұрын

The look of fear on Bert's face at 21:20 when he thinks of getting his ribs broken by Israel is freaking priceless!!!!

@aidentrench7599 2 жыл бұрын

Bert makes me feel better about my self every week 😂😂😂

@andrehall23 2 жыл бұрын

So ...the fact that Bert sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty ...sometimes ..LOL it's just hilarious ...LMFAO

@ethanh360 2 жыл бұрын

i'm crying over this stylebender fight proposal

@laurenclark1304 2 жыл бұрын

We need a regular segment where Bert competes with professionals to see how he measures up to their expertise. Could be anything, MMA, football kicker, painter, chef, driver, anything. With Tom cheering him on from the sidelines - that would be the greatest show ever!

@Jaypac1109 2 жыл бұрын

He already did hurt bert

@jwood2415 2 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty much a combination of hurt bert and Bert the conqueror haha which is awesome lol

@laurenclark1304 2 жыл бұрын

I know and I think it would be so much better if it wasn’t run by studio execs and it was something YMH had creative control over. Plus having social media involved could be great! 😀

@Elec18ful 2 жыл бұрын

Man I love these guys, hard to describe the joy of Brent saying some shit and Tommys wheeze, washing the anxiety out of me ❤

@smash359 2 жыл бұрын

we need more comments like this and less just ripping into someone that has a clear problem. people really projecting themselves onto other people. sometimes you just need to shut up and listen; so thank you!

@C0ltxx45 2 жыл бұрын

1:11:03 Bart just said he knows what it’s like to lose an arm because his got stuck behind the couch when he was sleeping. This man is absolutely insane lmao

@timothyfisk9610 2 жыл бұрын

" Did you just fart" "Yeah I did" Amazing

@snipz113 2 жыл бұрын

Borscht klaggerpuff is looking good. Must’ve shuffled a few meters on the treadmill just before he got on camera.

@micahcriscuolo9480 2 жыл бұрын

“killed a workout”

@gimirubin1236 2 жыл бұрын

Klaggerpuff 😆 👏

@jaylay9524 2 жыл бұрын

The idea that Bert could even TOUCH Adesanya is hilarious. Izzy is undefeated (not counting his light heavyweight fight) against young, top physical specimens that have been training their entire lives. An old, fat dude with 6 months of training would pose about as much of a threat as a worm on the sidewalk. If Adesanya fought Bert with his dominant hand tied behind his back, I would bet every penny I have on Stylbender. He is THAT much better.

@ImRustyShackleford 2 жыл бұрын

Thats the idea

@BPB9973952 2 жыл бұрын

It's called comedy dude, he is not going to fight, lol jesus

@evanpena9721 2 жыл бұрын

Adesanya has been knocked out before fyi

@johhnnn 2 жыл бұрын

Tie both his hands behind his back, I’m still putting the house on Izzy

@johhnnn 2 жыл бұрын

@@evanpena9721 undefeated…in the UFC….. middleweight division 😂

@nickas78 2 жыл бұрын

Tom: "Norm?"........... 5 minutes later.......... Bert: "Norm!" hahahahahaha

@chiefbrasi1730 2 жыл бұрын

Toms face at 43:03 is my face the whole time Bert was thinking he was really able to knock out Izzy

@itsgamz3693 2 жыл бұрын

Im in disbelief at how confident bert is about fighting a PROFESSIONAL KILLER. He needs to chill lol.

@gordonjordan9491 2 жыл бұрын

He's got the Mickey Mantle gene he may actually win.😂😂🧐

@lucianopereira8961 2 жыл бұрын

This is entertainment, of course they play it up for the show lol

@frostyflakkes2692 Жыл бұрын

You really think these guys mean what they say

@Jahhh1995 2 жыл бұрын

That "Dropped a safe" story felt a little real. Loved it.

@Deathfecater 2 жыл бұрын

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@jaclyn.jenkins Жыл бұрын

the guys laughing in the background just makes everything so much better

@flyntnash1794 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that Bruce said Dale Earndhearse is insane

@adamd.6698 2 жыл бұрын

Bert Talks episode 121. Let’s get it

@ChelseaFansXI 2 жыл бұрын

Bert genuinely thinking he's more famous than Israel Adesanya has to be up there with one of the most narcissistic and deluded thing's he has ever said.

@cptmuska 2 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck is that

@breadlytoasted 2 жыл бұрын

It's hard for Brent Americans to understand 'worldwide'

@maxhoward4823 2 жыл бұрын

He is more famous by every metric. What makes you think Adesanya is more famous? As far as who has performed in front of more people, it would be burt chrysler

@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын

he lives in his own delusional world, where nothing farther than the fat on his forehead is ever taken into consideration

@marcusbennett93 2 жыл бұрын

@@maxhoward4823 wtf are you talking about

@-Bert- 2 жыл бұрын

It’s truly an art form the way Bert interrupts people without a care in the world

@HeyImBrim 2 жыл бұрын

The Spade episode was the best this show's been in A MINUTE.

@ENigma-um8zw 2 жыл бұрын

“You know I’m getting into IPAs a lot more” great first line of a podcast I could probably write myself now. Lol

@binks7831 2 жыл бұрын

IPAs are disgusting, idk how he can sip them.

@jeremymigneault1690 2 жыл бұрын

Ipas are the greatest !!! Gtfoh only thing better than an ipa is neipa

@binks7831 2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremymigneault1690 they're only liked because the higher alcohol content. They taste like the smell of potpourri.

@JamesLeeBuzz 2 жыл бұрын

@@binks7831 dude I agree, IPAs taste like shit, too many hops used, I'm not a big beer drinker but honestly just regular Budweiser tastes better than most IPAs that I've tried and I've tried a lot of them.

@binks7831 2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesLeeBuzz Budweiser used to be my drink of choice. Ill have a few beers here and there, I'd definitely recommend Kilt Lifter! 👍

@zak-a-roo264 2 жыл бұрын

One trip to AA and Bert would convince everyone there to STAY SOBER FOREVER.

@joaquin5028 2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't even have to admit his problem for everyone else to finally face theirs 🤣

@zak-a-roo264 2 жыл бұрын

@@joaquin5028 very effective to have Blarts tour posters on the AA walls with "DENIAL" and " DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR" etc ,mixed in the with the AA mantras posted all around, I'll suggest it at the next meeting

@JeepTJay6 2 жыл бұрын

That last statement from Bert? 😂 🤣 Mic drop! Good night ladies and gentlemen! perfect ending! 😂

@mattsmalls9168 Жыл бұрын

The moment of Bert realizing it's a bad idea. I watched that got to be a dozen times. I don't think I've laughed so hard, my neck and my face hurts from laughing!

@josuereynoso464 2 жыл бұрын

Berts the guy in high school you were pretty sure lied about everything but you couldn't prove it.

@someguy2874 2 жыл бұрын

His entire career is based on lies, your theory holds up.

@OgThugLuv 2 жыл бұрын

Looooooooool

@staylifted2326 2 жыл бұрын

We need a basketball behind Tom on his portion of the wall with like a Ferrari racing wheel (steering wheel) and I wanna see berts hat collection slowly grow on his section xD

@andrestein6022 2 жыл бұрын

It will grow in tandem with the size of his head and liver

@sooperfly88 2 жыл бұрын

Please post this every episode until complete🙌🏼

@JoE-kx7dw 2 жыл бұрын

A basketball with a Band-Aid 🤕 😆

@beercavetech 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think Bert really knows where he “falls on the list”😂

@trevorgill2811 2 жыл бұрын

Bert’s next acting role is gonna be in Here Comes the Boom 2

@rogelio321 2 жыл бұрын

Less than 10 minutes in and Bert’s already delusional about fighting world champion UFC fighters lol

@Josh-ub1do 2 жыл бұрын

Bert is every basically every guy thats never fought but somehow thinks they can challenge people whos lives is fighting

@rogelio321 2 жыл бұрын

@@Josh-ub1do uhhhh hundred percent

@rogelio321 2 жыл бұрын

30:50 Bert admitting he has a delusional brain. At least he knows

@evilhomer 2 жыл бұрын

One shot to the liver and Bert would probably be dead.

@omgfro 2 жыл бұрын

holy shit. bert is absolutely detached from reality. should be a study on how just a pinch of fame does to a person.

@xxraddrummerxx 2 жыл бұрын

and being constantly ripped doesn't help

@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын

*to a narcissist

@Deathfecater 2 жыл бұрын

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@andrewtregoning 2 жыл бұрын

i have a feeling he's always been like that, nothing to do with fame

@wolverinepur 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was like that before fame

@maceroee 2 жыл бұрын

My father also doesn't have a left hand (crazy accident at work) for 22 years. He has learned how to survive without it. Yes he can't do a lot but he does his best. Keep on doing what you do.

@joshallen2852 2 жыл бұрын

Bert’s eyes are so messed up it’s a wonder how he’s still talking. And can u imagine your 50year old dad acting like Bert? That would be great lol 😂

@teelorp8306 2 жыл бұрын

Izzy could legit win fighting Bert even if he was only allowed to headbutt back and Bert had a metal bat.

@FunkyCold. 2 жыл бұрын

The funniest part of the Brent fighting is his idea of training with Ben Askren to fight Izzy 😂

@BorthrHossMC 2 жыл бұрын

Stylebender vs. Bert dance off would actually be entertaining imo

@alleniverson397 2 жыл бұрын

Fight would be even more entertaining imo

@jacquep2363 2 жыл бұрын

Bert forgetting “the good friend” that passed away 2 months ago 😂😂😭😭

@Z28Blake 2 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to start a list of all of Berf's lists.

@SwabLevy 2 жыл бұрын

It would crash reddit

@samuelgatica3720 2 жыл бұрын

Burt v Izzy sparing match filmed by ymh studios your moms house live. Kicks allowed as long as Burt wears pads head to toe. Someone please start a go fund me to make it happen lol 😂

@floppydoohickey 2 жыл бұрын

I think letting Bert wear full gear so Izzy can really go at him would be great.

@spartymatt9627 2 жыл бұрын

"Delusions of grandeur" doesn't even come close to the lunacy and severity of Bart's fantasy ideas.

@patricksabre 2 жыл бұрын

2 of my heroes and my first album in the background: De La Soul

@sammcnaughton5440 2 жыл бұрын

What an incredible first 5 minutes

@Mikemikemike13579 2 жыл бұрын

1:05:13 Mommies know that this is the biggest compliment to give Tom.

@uscrbc 2 жыл бұрын

Best closing comment of a podcast ever…”I’ve gotta take a shit.”

@keeganpower6931 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for Bert to train with Ben Askren to fight Izzy 🤣🤣🤣

@wakeythompson 2 жыл бұрын

I bet Barts morning breath could kill cancer

@ja5304 2 жыл бұрын

I’d pay to watch Bret fight a Mr. Speak & Spell

@cm-zq1zb 2 жыл бұрын

As uncle joey would say, tremendous

@padredelaverde 2 жыл бұрын

Bert training with Ben Askren for STRIKING...LMAO

@yowtf5792 2 жыл бұрын

Bret we don’t need any more seeds from you. “Stop making that guyyy” bill bur

@JahEerie 2 жыл бұрын

"I dropped a safe on someone's head....". Wylie Coyote has entered the chat

@tonyg7350 2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Bert is still alive.

@millardfilmore1403 2 жыл бұрын

We’ve always known Burnt was delusional about his own position relative to others but the Israel Adesanya thing exemplified it perfectly. He is legitimately an insane person.

@spartymatt9627 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. "Delusions of grandeur" doesn't even come close to the severity and lunacy of Bart's brain.

@jeremyheyniger2200 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a comedian. This is a comedy podcast. It’s obviously a bit. Imagine being insane enough to think he’s serious

@owenglancy1002 2 жыл бұрын

hey dude have you ever considered thay you may be on the autism spectrem

@rhys580 2 жыл бұрын

When he said "but if I knock you out" referring to Israel he was 100% serious as if thats an actual possibility

@williamritter4006 2 жыл бұрын

One hundred percent. I like Tom’s take on If they both fight him .

@steveirnwitt9154 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for these podcasts

@jakebiebel8985 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao “there’s a part of me that thinks I could knock him out”

@randyllsausagehouse3411 2 жыл бұрын

Just the fact that Bert genuinely believes there is any chance at all above 0% that he could knock out any professional fighter let alone one of the most elite strikers in the UFC makes him one of the most delusional people around.

@frankpizza1596 2 жыл бұрын

it amazes me that you people cant realize that MAYBE these guys who do a comedy podcast are joking around lol

@randyllsausagehouse3411 2 жыл бұрын

@@frankpizza1596 It's Bert we're talking about here...

@frankpizza1596 2 жыл бұрын

@@randyllsausagehouse3411 yea, a comedian

@frankpizza1596 2 жыл бұрын

@@randyllsausagehouse3411 who definitely embellishes how much he drinks and everything else about his life

@zachberkstresser8680 2 жыл бұрын

He definitely doesn’t actually believe this come on man

@-jq8gt 2 жыл бұрын

Brent: Who was that really good friend of mine who died recently? actual Norm joke: I'll never forget that fireman who pulled me out of a burning building. I can't remember his name, but I think he had a mustache.