Ep 166: Are You Garbage at Dating?

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Are You Garbage at Dating? We are too, but Dating By Blaine is here to help and we have the Are You Garbage boys to add their flavor as well.
Big thanks to Blaine for joining us, check her out at:
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - Romantic Setup for Valentine's Day
00:05:52 - Using Instagram to Connect with Clients
00:11:27 - Navigating the Dating Scene
00:17:07 - Approaching women at the bar
00:22:52 - Dating Across Cultures and Tracking Progress
00:28:38 - The Diamond District and Valentine's Day
00:34:33 - Paying $5,000 for a Dating Service
00:40:37 - Texting Tips for Guys
00:46:00 - The Importance of Personal Style
00:51:45 - Wiping Habits and Relationship Advice
00:57:20 - Dating Advice: Sliding into DMs & Gift Ideas
01:03:01 - "Conversations on Taboo Topics"
01:08:51 - Relationship Advice & Pet Peeves
01:14:48 - Speaking Truth to Power
01:20:29 - Funny Conversations with Friends
01:26:03 - Awkward Conversations and Long Distance Relationships
01:32:15 - New Orleans Memories

Пікірлер: 943

@_m_m4 5 ай бұрын

I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of Kippy and Foley ❤😂

@torched80 5 ай бұрын

Plus mark and sam the chemistry is great!

@1Travis 5 ай бұрын

They need to play cops in a comedy movie. it would be so perfect

@stevelafave560 5 ай бұрын

@torched80 throw in the Taste Buds and you would have the ultimate podcast

@kwais616 5 ай бұрын

Ever

@R-Hoffy 5 ай бұрын

@@1Travis*Mall cops

@antonio_carvalho 5 ай бұрын

"You don't know about slap the bag?" "We don't believe in domestic abuse" Mark is a beast 😂

@InspectahReese 5 ай бұрын

I believe it’s an Aussie thing lol they also call them Goon Bags 😂

@lordfordification 5 ай бұрын

You either need to be a desperate college girl or trash to know about wine in a box.

@MikeyAnalog 5 ай бұрын

Honestly surprised he didn't know what that was

@martiand1882 5 ай бұрын

I folded over when Mark hit us with that.

@NickKautz 5 ай бұрын

And if your name is Deepshlt , I recommend pivoting to G-shlt.

@charismatic9467 4 ай бұрын

In the famous words of Patrice: You don't go to a tuna for advice on how to catch fish, you go to a fisherman.

@ECLASS04 5 ай бұрын

"What's a good cocktail for drinking alone this valentine's day?" "Jim Beam and a hand gun" I am rolling, he was so quick with that

@bryancastillo5045 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@metal.mover23 5 ай бұрын

Kippy realizing his anniversary is tomorrow is PRICELESS

@jujubean1185 5 ай бұрын

Somebody's gonna send her the clip 😂🤣💀

@BojanMilic84 5 ай бұрын

He's so trash, you gotta love him.

@sneakymac4754 5 ай бұрын

@@jujubean1185CHICKEN SANDWICHESSS

@Gixsir 5 ай бұрын

He’s a man of his brand 🫡

@kramnewton8683 5 ай бұрын

Deekshit punching the air right now

@BrickTop06 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@elbob17 5 ай бұрын

Lol f'n Deekshit.

@TheGeorgeous 4 ай бұрын

Who's deekshit ?

@neechie3o6 4 ай бұрын

@@TheGeorgeousYou’re gonna be in deekshit if you don’t figure it out.😠

@LRRYFSHRMN 5 ай бұрын

Kevin 😂😂 “Jesus lady, trying to get me jammed up?”

@dizzyrocket8 5 ай бұрын

Deekshit, the strongest comedy line through the entire show…

@slamminpotatoes4508 5 ай бұрын

Her smoothie joke was funny too

@Gixsir 5 ай бұрын

She kind of sucked, that was a real clients name no way she’s that funny and laying duds the rest of the time

@SS-wr7ik 5 ай бұрын

We might be garbage!!

@tmacfan824 5 ай бұрын

we are garbage!

@tejassetlur806 5 ай бұрын

i moght be@@Arockuhcee

@elbob17 5 ай бұрын

I'd tune into a once-monthly or quarterly ep.

@milesa9452 5 ай бұрын

“It’s all tunnels” Kippy don’t miss!!😂😂😂

@deadmemoryrecords 5 ай бұрын

Soooo good

@jujubean1185 5 ай бұрын

These 4 could CRUSH a crowd together!!! 😂🤣💀

@jujubean1185 5 ай бұрын

.... And I'm not just talking about Foley, the man is a fuckin slim Jim these days!!

@jackdetweiler3442 5 ай бұрын

I am truly impressed by Blaine’s ability to hang with the boys on this ep.

@Ahn-mu3db 3 ай бұрын

Th3yre all humans it's a regular interaction

@vgorp3849 5 ай бұрын

Mark thinking she meant civil engineers when she was talking about tech bros is so funny to me

@MTLV100 5 ай бұрын

Ha I thought the same

@Earl_E_Burd 5 ай бұрын

After he had mentioned working with autists which made me think we were on the same page

@ivywoodxrecords 5 ай бұрын

Ya civil engineers make like 60k per year. No love from the women for that lol But they are usually solid bros. Compared to the tech retards who make 450k per year. But they get a bunch of gold diggers. Says a lot tbh

@mackenzie174 5 ай бұрын

Hahah so true. Must be nice to not be part of the real world.

@ZeZeBatata69 5 ай бұрын

She was talking about guys who work in tech. "Tech bros" are a sub-group and generally get pussy. They are more or less like finance douches or sales who went the tech route because of the money. As soon as there is a downturn or VC money dries, they tend disappear as quickly and they popup with their swollen pecs in a tight shirt.

@Wwasassa 5 ай бұрын

The drunk boys + The garbage boys = the best random 4 way in comedy.

@youngmaestro4153 5 ай бұрын

New show "The Garbage Drunks"

@aleksfilm 5 ай бұрын

@@youngmaestro4153 we might be garbage

@youngmaestro4153 5 ай бұрын

@@aleksfilm Comedy!

@RobertSlover 5 ай бұрын

great combo the AYG fella's and a posh "hot girl" who was bored during the pandemic.

@AIWFNW 5 ай бұрын

Mark makes so many genius jokes that fly under the radar and go underappreciated

@willlangton2139 5 ай бұрын

Honestly I think he's just too quick sometimes and the conversation runs away before his jokes can get the credit they're due.

@spencerm0924 5 ай бұрын

He has a lot of awkward misses as well.

@jzen1455 5 ай бұрын

I think people appreciate it but are caught off guard and don't know how to respond.

@tmjmccormack 5 ай бұрын

“Call of Booty” was great

@pauljoseph8338 5 ай бұрын

High functioning Tism at its finest.

@jujubean1185 5 ай бұрын

50:57 'Jim Beam and a handgun' 😂🤣💀 God DAMN Kippy

@davidsmith426 5 ай бұрын

Can i give a shout out for the themed episodes? It's such a nice touch and so many other podcasts don't even acknowledge holidays. And the AYG guys are the best!

@connorcamron1308 5 ай бұрын

The dynamic between the AYG Boys is truly unmatched. Kippy and Foley are like the Voltron of comedy; forming together to become the ultimate podcast guest 😆

@krazykid664 5 ай бұрын

Love seeing one of them tag a joke and look at the other to see them laugh

@RobertSlover 5 ай бұрын

great combo the AYG fella's and a posh "hot girl" who was bored during the pandemic.

@evandercaldwell9993 5 ай бұрын

43:47 "Does the lady know, or are you just like in the back with a mustache winking?" Lmao 😂😂😂

@RC-ro4gq 4 ай бұрын

wasn't funny

@grapesoftime 4 ай бұрын

Was funny

@Fox_Trot777 5 ай бұрын

Kippy and Foley with Normand and Morril? That's a good time right there! Blaine was a great guest as well! Solid pod, boys! Keep it up! 🤠

@jakeriff95 5 ай бұрын

Foley lookin like a damn snack -- keep it up buddy

@theramplocal 5 ай бұрын

Foley -captain of team sexy

@jacobheredia1285 5 ай бұрын

Lmao I bet kippy gets on the ozempies once foley passes him. I just hope they don't get too thin, we need our thick garbage boys!!

@supersapphire 5 ай бұрын

easily one of my favorite EPs the way you all bounce off each other is crazy, had me cackling many times throughout the watch lol

@MCTheProducer 5 ай бұрын

22:22 Deakshit is crazy lmao

@fitch9782 5 ай бұрын

She's more LOS than WMBD lol

@MCTheProducer 5 ай бұрын

Facts lol@@fitch9782

@GerritCoulter 5 ай бұрын

@@fitch9782 Especially cuz she's kinda a grifter like Luis.

@UltimateMD 5 ай бұрын

One of the best bits of the Ep

@kramnewton8683 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@dawg.fo0dtattoos599 5 ай бұрын

these 4 together are amazing.. every1 speaks in zingers.

@Neild0 5 ай бұрын

Mark blasting himself was like an exclamation point on this ep. Boom! What a way to end it.

@thedude1316 5 ай бұрын

I Dick Cheney-ed myself. LOL

@patrickreinhardt2735 5 ай бұрын

I've rewound and watched that shit like ten times!

@MaryJanesLounge 5 ай бұрын

Of all the jokes these guys had nothing made Blaine burst out like that. Physical comedy is king!

@cherb0675 5 ай бұрын

“Buddy she’s your sister” Foley is the best

@UncleDron8 5 ай бұрын

That's the devil's bargain. Had me dieing. LoL 😂

@typ044 5 ай бұрын

Lmao, Yeah that one got me too

@BenTevikMusic 5 ай бұрын

We gotta meet at the crossroads at midnight? 😂

@pasarea999 5 ай бұрын

The way Kippy was eyeing the chick killed me, fuck this was hilarious 😂

@icic6135 5 ай бұрын

All time classic ep, she’s such a good sport as well, I say do that every year. The only crew that can get me belly laughing on a shitty Monday morning

@cbmartworks 5 ай бұрын

"Crushin' Newports and Henny" was the best part of this ep

@Luke-qr2yb 5 ай бұрын

Mark didn’t know what to say 😂😂😂😂

@bmthornell 5 ай бұрын

$6500??????? GEEEEEEZZZZ

@joseimpact 6 күн бұрын

virgins will pay for that lol

@thedude1316 5 ай бұрын

Best episode in a while. EDIT: One of the BEST episodes they have done.

@jujubean1185 5 ай бұрын

54:57 'I can't be friends with a stripper?? What's the deal?! This is bullshit!' 💀💀

@actualstarfish3449 5 ай бұрын

Fire episode. You guys should do the dating theme more often - ripe for both humor and advice, and relatable for pretty much everyone.

@zacharylala5566 5 ай бұрын

The thing that kippy mentioned about the custody where the parents split an apartment and keep the kids at home, that is fucking genius

@tjpayne9964 5 ай бұрын

It's so good it made me want to get divorced

@jonnyincomox 5 ай бұрын

The eye contact had me cryin' 😂😂

@benjiluvsyou 5 ай бұрын

Yo same 😂😂😂

@Stuuuuuu122 5 ай бұрын

Boys were cooking today! Simon Rex level ep. Dating coaching going on comedy podcasts is also a next level marketing move lol

@SparkySINN 5 ай бұрын

Up next: a Therapist from "Better Help"

@PowerHouse1987 5 ай бұрын

"Stay strong bird shit" 😂😂😂😂

@pasarea999 5 ай бұрын

The AYG boys showed up , the whole VIBE got even better ❤

@DanDu-ip6gd 5 ай бұрын

This is the funniest episode of any podcast I’ve ever watched

@DJKrunkMusic 5 ай бұрын

This might be one of the best podcast eps across the board. So many bars 😂

@niceguy3290 5 ай бұрын

BRO 10 MINS IN AND IM DYING , MARK IS A GEM 😂😂😂

@skhosra2132 5 ай бұрын

A national treasure! His ability to reel off puns is unmatched

@joekowski 5 ай бұрын

Kippy with the "Stay strong birdshit!" at the end was frickin hilarious!!!

@sebastianquinones9406 5 ай бұрын

I was waiting for this Ep!!! 'cause the ones with a guest that's not a stand up comedian are always fun. Plus is a special ocsasion and the Are You Garbage guys are on it too

@llIIIIlllIIIllI 5 ай бұрын

"We have a relationship expert here, it's a woman..." let me just stop you right there

@testiclats4256 5 ай бұрын

Fuckin 6gs for zoom sessions. Get Thu fuwok outta heeee

@toddsmith1731 5 ай бұрын

What makes someone a "dating/love expert?" Does it require a bachelors, masters, or PhD in some related field? Or just be an attractive male or female who has dated before and happens to make money via their business that promotes themselves to vulnerable people?

@rhysjames250 5 ай бұрын

This podcast has got to be close to being the best on KZfaq - no cap!! Keep up the good work lads!!

@Victor.Oliveira129 5 ай бұрын

Yo if I'm spending 6500 to get laid, I won't be taking courses to do it .

@jun-ng3ot 5 ай бұрын

I love when the guests in different episodes realize that Salacuse has his kid in the room its so funny. Shoutout ayg great ep

@jakesmall3454 5 ай бұрын

When mark shot himself with the confetti gun lmfao

@scabbedeye 5 ай бұрын

Mark shooting himself with the party popper is the hardest ive laughed all year

@Buhmab4621 5 ай бұрын

“who brought this quack in here” - Hank Foley

@GorgoScrobo 5 ай бұрын

I like how the guys have better advice than the “pro”

@nerdsengage 5 ай бұрын

It's so funny to see Mark swing and miss we've heard stories but he was throwing out some gems or masked real questions and she wasn't biting 😂

@nickm724 5 ай бұрын

“Call of booty” 😂😂😂 Mark”s all time best ad lib went over everyone’s heads

@jeffsiddron2460 5 ай бұрын

These 4 should do a podcast

@MTLV100 5 ай бұрын

This ep had me rollin’

@ltsgoyanks 5 ай бұрын

Jewland... worst amusement park ever... "it's all tunnels" hahaha Kippy!!!

@jakesmall3454 5 ай бұрын

I could see steam rolling from mark and Sam’s head at the same time, they were trying to cook up a fat joke for Foley so bad lmao

@MsIpodqwerty 5 ай бұрын

Normand tasting boxed wine could be a seperate series

@mistercrinkles 5 ай бұрын

Marks "outside the box" pure brilliance, always overlooked Lmao

@babalous7479 5 ай бұрын

Thanks guy's, good stuff! I'd love to see another episode with a coach for women and see how that goes. We need this in this day and age, thank you for the community services!

@BorisBidjanSaberi11 5 ай бұрын

Foley looks absolutely great right now

@darkerisbetter8699 5 ай бұрын

22:20 - "If your name is Deekshit..." 🤣

@gordonvshumway 5 ай бұрын

I was just watching the one from 10 months ago exactly when this one dropped. Perfect!

@gbarinaFB44 5 ай бұрын

Kevins reaction to the confetti gun was hilarious, he starts feeling around like he actually got shot ahahaa

@Dozaaaaa 5 ай бұрын

The awkwardness from mark in the beginning is hilarious 😂😂

@YoItsCD 5 ай бұрын

As the boys would say, paying this chick for dating advice is a tough look

@chiggdaddy88 5 ай бұрын

me an engineer and Indian guy watching this.

@ObieOnce 5 ай бұрын

Hey Deek, hope you're well and be sure to do the needful.

@trevorcarlisle5447 5 ай бұрын

Sam hogging the couch from Foley is grinding my gears

@III-vg4dp 5 ай бұрын

Wow I forgot about that show growing up but when "You can't do that on television" image came up all sorts of weird shit came to mind. This was a great time and she was a good mix with you animals, good thinking.

@timothyb129 5 ай бұрын

Half way through and it’s already top 3, dude these 2 podcasts combined is unbeatable

@rhysjames250 5 ай бұрын

Sam gets lost in the beauty at 56:07

@Nitrotix1 5 ай бұрын

Like she mentioned, many guys actually want commitment and exclusivity from women. Some don't even have the problem of attracting attention but just don't feel attracted to casual hook-ups.

@Sasha_S99 2 ай бұрын

Had to rewind multiple times to hear jokes that were said simultaneously by the guys…totally worth rewinding each time, they all sneak such good ones in, and you don’t want to miss any! 😂

@jimberry742 5 ай бұрын

Great crew and a huge shout out to Blaine for hanging in there with style. Good luck Birdshit.

@jacoblouisfilm2019 5 ай бұрын

From the first 5 min of this episode…..just start doing yoga and save money lol

@user-fm4tc8jx4z 5 ай бұрын

couldn't get over the fact that her mic sounds like a phone call

@Richdiner0 5 ай бұрын

This my favorite group on KZfaq are you garage and mark Norman

@alexkuhnel8128 5 ай бұрын

This was a solid ep, that girl did very good to keep up with everyone lol

@1croatoan 5 ай бұрын

Drunk/ Garbage crossover? Marge cancel my 3 O'Clock.

@rustincole_w1339 5 ай бұрын

That chick is not someone who should be giving advice

@dominicadamson9498 5 ай бұрын

this is a great episode. So hilarious and the guest is amazing !!

@thepath964 5 ай бұрын

Awesome episode. Everyone was on fire, and the dating lady was a great sport.

@HoldenHizcock-em5br 5 ай бұрын

This was a fantastic dynamic. I think you could get on more experts/people with interesting jobs for you guys to riff off

@BryceChillis 5 ай бұрын

Self identifying as a coach is a red flag

@michaelamariani8814 4 ай бұрын

This was truly one of the most hilarious episodes to date. Was Rollin n’ Slappin from beginning to end.

@fomes 5 ай бұрын

I love how Salacuse just fully makes shit up lol Drake absolutely did not say “that’s me”

@flipppa8961 5 ай бұрын

This is hilarious u guys acting like this girl isn’t completely bullshit😂😂😂

@alwynraynott7303 5 ай бұрын

Indeed! lol Her job is scamming people essentially

@choktmusic 5 ай бұрын

Mark “He’s really thinking out the Box.” 😂

@raycongfs 5 ай бұрын

Also insecure enough to say "ya get it? " hilarious

@Tony-Madisson 5 ай бұрын

❤ Army of garbage ❤

@willingtooppose7919 5 ай бұрын

Blaine is sponsored by the word " like "

@WeMightBeDrunkPod 5 ай бұрын

Like must pay well, like really well.

@willingtooppose7919 5 ай бұрын

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Top sponsor like on the pod !! :)

@DatingByBlaine 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for having me and happy Valentine's day!!!

@ZeZeBatata69 5 ай бұрын

Cool cool but.. your husband's Instagram..

@gareyguzman4479 4 ай бұрын

Crowding the airport bad carousel! Most relatable peev in the history of the show and by a non-comedian guest!!

@danrichton3428 5 ай бұрын

Great episode all around. Kippy and Foley are always great podcast guests and I can’t agree more about the airport luggage peeve.

@darkocebuhar3889 5 ай бұрын

This was another great ep 🤣👏🏻👍🏻🔥, Blaine teached them something and some things 🤣👏🏻👍🏻🔥🤘🏻🖖🏻✌🏻

@shawn7889 5 ай бұрын

Oh this is just a normal chick who thinks she is a dating expert.

@UltimateMD 5 ай бұрын

BEST EP YET, keep em coming!!!

@elliottguest8924 5 ай бұрын

This woman isn't helping anyone 😂😂

@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 5 ай бұрын

She's easy on the eyes, though.

@devante2438 5 ай бұрын

Hell no never ask a woman what women want 😂 6k for zoom sessions

@raylockwood6675 5 ай бұрын

The newest superpod, forget protecting parks and the regs, screw kill Tony, i want this crew together once a month