“A magnet can’t comprehend magnetism, but it’s still attracted to it” The Shaman is in full effect today
@dougtond13803 жыл бұрын
But why do people assume they know what is conscious and what isn't? How would anyone ever know if a magnet is aware or not?
@mini_mozzer Жыл бұрын
@Cl1nton Body count not true, theres intelligent awareness which is consciousness (basically what matt tiptoed around), only humans are capable of this that we know of. being able to control yourself and go against instinct.
@ATS-xt9hl Жыл бұрын
@@dougtond1380😅
@nathanaelmorales760 Жыл бұрын
@@dougtond1380they don’t assume they know they have faith that it’s true if what you believe is good for everyone and makes you love others then it’s the truth,if what you believe makes you be mean/ resentful to the world and therefore makes the world worse then it’s not the truth, because there is a greater good that’s even more true
@damianv538511 ай бұрын
That’s an all time quote lmao
@carlosnolla82553 жыл бұрын
It kinda looks like matt is telling Shane a bedtime story
@Mattblk13 жыл бұрын
Or therapy
@davidperez50893 жыл бұрын
Could never be a shrink in that shirt! Haha
@RustCole01 Жыл бұрын
@@Mattblk1 Dude, that woulda made such a great thumbnail for this video. If they edited a clipboard and pen into Matt's hands while Shane is laying there.
@burpostockings9 ай бұрын
Shane: "tell me a story about the bulls and the dawgs" 😊
@JewishWolverine7 ай бұрын
That's pretty much the premise of their entire podcast.
@FamousActor_AlPacenis3 жыл бұрын
How does a relationship between a NCAA football legend/decorated soldier turned alcoholic and a Wizard in King Arthur’s court develop into such a good pairing? Makes no sense.
@SGSteeves2 жыл бұрын
They both Cumalot?
@falcor200 Жыл бұрын
@@SGSteeveslight homo eroticism its the key to any healthy friendship 😂
@sandworm9528 Жыл бұрын
@@SGSteeves😂
@MrJesseslypig7 ай бұрын
Ying and yang son 😂
@grantthomsen87413 жыл бұрын
They should do a sleepover ep in the dark where they lay together head to feet on an unbelievably uncomfortable futon blitzed on shroomies.
@thejamesification3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% but instead of futons maybe they push together some purple helix sleep mattresses, then as the mushies kick in, they get some aromatherapy in with füm. But only after they clean up with their TUSHY bidet. Use promocode Seth for 15% off
@yetileg663 жыл бұрын
Irregardless, Shane would be the big spoon and tug first.
@enkia69833 жыл бұрын
I was living in monument ave in the building in front of the stuart monument when all that went down, every day for months it looked like packed indoor skateparks but violent. If you were against the Left for any reason best keep it to yourself at the time because you wouldnt find support anywhere
@willkretz15713 жыл бұрын
Man everything except the futon... just a big blanket on the floor where they leg spoon.
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime2 жыл бұрын
@@yetileg66 regardless, irregardless isn't a word
@BIacklce3 жыл бұрын
"I have an epileptic personality" -Matt "The Mind" McKusker
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
Eat some microwave raw chicken
@DESPISEDIC0N3 жыл бұрын
There’s alittle Shane in all of us…. I wish I was laying down at work right now also. Too bad I’m blue collar and the back bone of this country.
@clitorismold17603 жыл бұрын
Hell ya
@RayRayMcAuliffe3 жыл бұрын
And the front bone 🥩
@yurpndurpnslurpn3 жыл бұрын
I'm on the pipeline. Currently sitting on my truck waiting for my trac hoe. Bumping some MSSP
@DESPISEDIC0N3 жыл бұрын
@@RayRayMcAuliffe hell yeah brother!
@EastboundAndDowns3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother; we're the troops of American industry. THIS IS TROOPS!
@emmetLshavinski2 жыл бұрын
The most viewed part of this video is Shane sitting up.
@Owen-C199711 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@danielgulsvig11892 ай бұрын
That's actually hilarious.
@stewartbuckley96083 жыл бұрын
Sitting is the new smoking. Health-conscious dawgs lay down until its time to stand up
@Zoso371232 жыл бұрын
I'm going through these for the first time, this is the greatest podcast I've ever discovered lol
@goofysushi2 жыл бұрын
Welcome my son.
@MonkeyStoleYaPeach8 ай бұрын
Same
@atillacodesstuff12235 ай бұрын
same. these rule
@ronaldofinkmullen3563 жыл бұрын
I’m liking the Irish-Japanese Dojo background
@soundtracktothefuture2263 жыл бұрын
That about sums up the Stand.
@willwinghull17763 жыл бұрын
With a hint of opium den thrown in there
@dallesrichards99363 жыл бұрын
Rip to the club
@RyanWinnInking3 жыл бұрын
The O'Dojo.
@willkretz15713 жыл бұрын
The wild wild west
@MelissaAnn4203 жыл бұрын
Finally, my dream of drawing Shane like a French girl can come true.
@a.k.4o3 жыл бұрын
🤣😭💀
@normant49733 жыл бұрын
Lol
@WarmodeEngaged3 жыл бұрын
Melissa you been slackin on your uploads!!!! Whats goin on??
@MelissaAnn4203 жыл бұрын
@@WarmodeEngaged working on a Billy vs Gilly rn
@WarmodeEngaged3 жыл бұрын
@@MelissaAnn420 cheeeeeee!!!
@orenthalsimpson3 жыл бұрын
Should repost that Mcaffee interview
@rangerover953 жыл бұрын
Dawgz Radio has it
@robertdale87583 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@willkretz15713 жыл бұрын
It's still there, showed my Grandpa who is about to die 😥 some highlights earlier.
@dontrll9473 жыл бұрын
Shane got serious dad energy giving noah a talking to while laid up
@DatBoi-mo9vc Жыл бұрын
The fear of Dad Shane getting up stopped Noah from doin his bullshit
@Esotericdactyl3 жыл бұрын
get someone who looks at you like shane looks at matt from the sofa
@BearWithoutHair9 ай бұрын
Matt’s first 8 minutes are out of this fucking world. Probably the most potent sense of humor of any other warrior monk on earth. Love you dawg i was wheezecry laughing on the epilepsy spiral
@pravkdey3 жыл бұрын
Thank the LORD I was high and comfy when I watched this. Amen to the DAWGS bro Amen to God
@hideouschameleon3 жыл бұрын
AMEN TO GOD 🙏😂
@RayRayMcAuliffe3 жыл бұрын
The Greatest
@verynice2103 жыл бұрын
Inappropriate self-diagnosis from the Shaman? Check. Nonstop salt life vibes from the Bull? Check. Its a classic episode for the Dawgz!
@timhamilton87233 жыл бұрын
I was at the Saturday show in Richmond. That Lee bit fucking killed when I was there
@kaydenstegman44392 жыл бұрын
yo ive paused this and came back to this like 3 times over a couple week span. and every time i re open it i fucking crack up laughing cuz i remember shane is just chilling with a blanket over him
@kggregorie3 жыл бұрын
Finally, Shane pulled a Tim Dillon
@TheDamnWinner3 жыл бұрын
What chu talm bout?
@kggregorie3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDamnWinner ep 160 of Tim Dillon Show, he podcasted from a bed
@zackflora61653 жыл бұрын
Also the history hyenas ep on the bean bag
@Calmlysmoke4203 жыл бұрын
Whos Tim Dillon
@mmurphy25633 жыл бұрын
Simpsons did it
@skotos52742 ай бұрын
empathy is a good sign of consciousness in my opinion
@crazybasham911 Жыл бұрын
Shane reminds me of Nana the way he is laying down so peacefully with that Afghan
@RustCole01 Жыл бұрын
Matt is very lucky, because he is one of the biggest hypochondriacs on the planet, except.... he doesn't seek treatment, nor does he consider his many illnesses to be an obstacle. The fact that he considers all these illnesses and conditions to be a valuable part of his persona, is kinda what makes him entertaining. At this point, Matt seems to genuinely believe that he has Autism and Epilepsy, but also believes that these conditions contribute to his abilities, such as remote viewing and some undefined level of clairvoyance.
@AlphaSlothins Жыл бұрын
This guy took 1 semester of psychology
@sandworm9528 Жыл бұрын
As soon as I read that I died laughing, I never realised that's what is going on but you're exactly right.
@RustCole01 Жыл бұрын
@@sandworm9528 LOL. Matt has gradually become one of my favorite podcast personalities on the internet. On top of being entertaining, he somehow manages to make genuinely insightful comments, from time to time. It's like Will Ferrell in "Old School", when he wins a round of the debate with an expert-level response and then turns to his teammates as his knees buckle and says, "I blacked out... what happened... I blacked out."
@XAN_199510 ай бұрын
I feel the same way, learning how to lessen the burdens of my mind without sacrificing the parts of it that are just my personality. I don't want to throw out the baby with the bathwater.
@ZMB-on5ub3 жыл бұрын
Grand Mal Seizure sounds like a title in the KKK.
@accidental-life3 жыл бұрын
They suck hard! Been there.
@jacobmaslin54813 жыл бұрын
Please put Big Jay oakerson has the jerk hipster bartender in an episode of Gilly and keeves
@Appathetic_Substance_Abuse3 жыл бұрын
"So you guys like deftones? Yeah i know johnathan davis too"
@ayron4193 жыл бұрын
Kyle kinane could play that character perfectly too
@seanwegner99253 жыл бұрын
Too old. Need a 23 year old dipstick to make it truly believable.
@BookerT693 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that would be so fuckin funny Jay would nail it
@raceboyboy3 жыл бұрын
Nah man, Big Jay can only be strip club DJs
@genericusername1252 жыл бұрын
Matt going crazy when trying to name gritty is too funny
@thedentistaintfree3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell boys, your show is last thing left on earth that I belly laugh to. The best.
@hydratheskygod63443 жыл бұрын
The most chill vibe of any podcast episode I’ve seen. I keep coming back to this same episode lol
@colderman3 жыл бұрын
"Tryna get the elevator to the ground floor." 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
@_locust Жыл бұрын
Matt describing the weird smell thing. Something iv experienced since I was a little kid and I had no way to describe it so iv kept it to myself forever
@Mr.PepeSilvia3 жыл бұрын
I always rewind the intro shit slaps Doug's sister is Judy btw
@earlyandoften3 жыл бұрын
This one feels like that old-school MSSP. Great ep.
@irockdeeznuts3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how much better the solo cast is *gay cowboy embrace*
@philhopkins21282 жыл бұрын
Thank you for laying down. Shane is a true pioneer.
@Pickledickers3 жыл бұрын
Looks like the Great Statuotori returns later in this cast.
@DodgeHammercock3 жыл бұрын
Just re heated some steak nachos and donkey wings. God is good dawgs.
@ronaldofinkmullen3563 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are donkey wings? Asking out of curiosity not disrespect
@TheDamnWinner3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldofinkmullen356 i second that, tf’s a donkey wing dawg
@just_another_retired_hooligan3 жыл бұрын
Steak nachos sound amazing right bout now. Also I am with the rest of the bros wtf is a donkey wing!?
@TheStealthyPyro3 жыл бұрын
Reheated nachos is a real savage move
@RayRayMcAuliffe3 жыл бұрын
The Greatest
@brendansokol85993 жыл бұрын
“He walked by me and I almost ate my baby” The Bull is back and full of callbacks
@willkretz15713 жыл бұрын
He's BACK baby.
@Mattagins8186 ай бұрын
Sleepy time shane stand up special would be the ultimate power move.
@yogert963 жыл бұрын
We in here
@BigFarts03 жыл бұрын
God Bless the Cast. Another beautiful wholesome and empowering Ep
@RayRayMcAuliffe3 жыл бұрын
Shane should be sideways eating a hamburger, like drunk David Hasselhoff
@erikaw77673 жыл бұрын
Laying down Shane is at least .5 times funnier than racing/gaming chair shane.
@phuxxdeluxe5408 Жыл бұрын
My man is half as funny
@therainman777711 ай бұрын
I would totally support lay down comedy as a new art form.
@ShowMeYourTates Жыл бұрын
“Hittin the sizzling bacon” 😂😂
@Meta4Monky3 жыл бұрын
Synchros dudes. I had that bartender at this place I went. I asked him about his energy with pure curiosity and cracked him. Loved it
@cruizgarratt48432 жыл бұрын
‘Crystals are self organising structures’
@BlastinRope Жыл бұрын
I come for the wallace and grommet refs
@Thebisneychannel2 жыл бұрын
that couch is fucking sick
@nicknamean5 ай бұрын
these old school seminars were way more entertaining than current day hollywood shane 😢
@maxswp3 жыл бұрын
Ive been getting the chemical smell since i was a little kid it hits me like once a year and it induces dejavu
@chris98tex3 жыл бұрын
I bet the bar Shane went to in Richmond was Penny Lane. Sorry Richmond sucked for you Shane. Hopefully I’ll get to see you here next time.
@theshantanator3 жыл бұрын
52:30 "a little uh statutorrrrré" fucking howling!!!!
@Truffle_Pup9 ай бұрын
"You're epilepsy moves are out of this world" "My epilepsy journey is crazy dude" This is the real sh*t right here 🤣🤣
@MaTTheWish3 жыл бұрын
I could see Shane down south in that bar talking to that guy: , "what are you about five foot one bro? Why do you wear hair gel underneath that baseball cap?" Oh you're the manager of this sweet gay bar? cool." Shane:. "I was being super cool just chilling trying to make conversation and everybody hates me" The suffering of The Bull. It's a hard life for the big dawg.
@John-tv6ii3 ай бұрын
Shane, please do a special laying down and drinking bud lights. It would seriously be legendary.
@Rigbaby33Ай бұрын
Shane laying down for stand up is a hilarious bit
@Anubis.62562 ай бұрын
I just got into this pod deep-style a few days ago and I love Matt so much
@stuartcostello73483 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of Shane explaining people from Richmond, VA is on point. The worst type of people.
@jimkelly79083 жыл бұрын
Agreed. They’re still pissed the Union torched the place 150 years ago. Get over it people.
@stuartcostello73483 жыл бұрын
@@jimkelly7908 it’s not even that. It’s just a bunch of blue haired people who were anti-vax hippy punks two years ago and now they’re all Antifa types that suck off the government. VCU is pumping em out at an all time high.
@jimkelly79083 жыл бұрын
Ooof, tough look for the Commonwealth.
@rxbandit54463 жыл бұрын
God damn, Shane's astral projecting RLS onto me. Young bull gettin' them cricket legs going on.
@bayareaomg3 жыл бұрын
mdma got our boy takin a lil nappy nap and I'm here for it. Next do an ep in a hotel room (:
@lofttm9692 жыл бұрын
“Yeah I can’t get a babysitter…*mwaampfff*” 😂😂😂
@Sprite_5253 жыл бұрын
Epileptic Shaman teaching Hinduism to the Sleeping Bull had me rolling lmfao 🤣
@Jsmitt7163 жыл бұрын
This whole thing is just shane trying to coax matt into going on a 30 minute diatribe lmao.
@cal18963 жыл бұрын
Seems like dionysus was hanging out with Casey Anthony
@jon71443 жыл бұрын
Would've taken the podcast to the highest level of zen if Matt had 'little spooned' Shane on the couch as they convo'd.
@CACTUSTEC1513 жыл бұрын
The Bulls forearm and calf , muscled perfection ... I hate to steal a comics bit about " Mickey Mantle " genes ... But the Bull is rockin those Rudy genes for sure .
@davidjohnston48973 жыл бұрын
Gather round DAWGZ papa shane and st.matt have another story to tell us
@griffinkane61423 жыл бұрын
Shane in that “gettin a hummer” pose for the whole pod
@lofttm9692 жыл бұрын
I went to college in Richmond va and Shane is exactly right about that city
@DixieNormus911 Жыл бұрын
Shane Gillis for President 2024
@JedediahRed3 жыл бұрын
Yo, Matt mentioning the Secret Life of Plants put him on another level
@emanfoo072 жыл бұрын
lol every time matt starts tralking about conciousness and what not i check out. like a middle schooler explaining quantum physics.
@traviskaye522211 ай бұрын
Lovin the blanket, dope af
@African_Rose2 жыл бұрын
48:36 when the molly come down kicks back in
@Millor0013 жыл бұрын
hell yeah dude, they need to bring in a second couch and both just get comfy.
@N.A.M.LazyCloud Жыл бұрын
Matt's bro-philosophizing is the funniest fucking thing dude
@jaycarn94353 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'm just in a mood but I was cracking up that whole ep
@thepopeofkeke Жыл бұрын
Matt having an seizure on the dance floor and the nerds where all “ITS THE AFRICAN ANT EATER RITUAL!”
@jacobtalamantez990911 ай бұрын
dawg y’all don’t know how relieving that virgin story was. same exact story as them and thought i was alone 😭😭💀
@illygah2 жыл бұрын
37:00 The best definition of consciousness I've recently overheard is "Consciousness is the way information feels when it is being processed"
@dookfields23622 жыл бұрын
Doing a set laying on a couch the whole time...not even looking at the crowd😂😂😂
@dukstedi Жыл бұрын
HEY pal, he sat up briefly…😂
@VitaKet Жыл бұрын
Richmond! Should have hit up GWARbar or the dozen other great bars instead of whatever the soccer bar was. Definitely have run into a couple bartenders like that before though.
@clintclary42233 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys you both rule !!!!
@CodeNameArizona3 жыл бұрын
I love the editing. Keep it up! Shout out to the dawgz.
@TreewwwyYzzerdd3 ай бұрын
Matt having a crush on Judy is proof he is a man of culture.
@johnnylonglegs5 күн бұрын
I have had epilepsy for the last 20 years. One time I had a seizure while driving a car after a show I played the following morning. I had just crushed a six pack the night before of the sparks energy alcohol drinks, and we woke up and my bandmates would like let’s go get breakfast somewhere and leave this house party so we did drove they drive the van, and I drove my shitty Buick and i’m behind them on the highway and all of a sudden I pull in the middle of the highway and like steadily passing them and I guess they looked over and thought I was moshing and were like hell yeah dude and then I just drove off the road into a storage facility building at 60 mph to Mexican man breaking the window and pulling me out. Another time I was in San Francisco and sleeping in the woods at Golden Gate Park and I had to been taking lots of acid the previous month of stay there and apparently I had a seizure in the middle of the night in the tent and woke up naked and started running and picks up my Girlfriend and started streaking thru Golden Gate Park lmfao. I’ve had seizures one weed farms, in squats, trains, on stairs, in sheds
@Appathetic_Substance_Abuse3 жыл бұрын
I showed my wife that pic of shane on stage with everybody, " look who hes standing next to!?" Being dead serious she goes: .....will smith? Like you did not just say that 💀💀💀
@Sean-no3zv3 жыл бұрын
Your 🐶🧠 might a little “special”
@Inevitabledreamss3 жыл бұрын
That couch is magnificent!
@Goy_1Da3 жыл бұрын
Just woke up from a nap on my day off. Sick vibes, bulls.
@goomahh3 жыл бұрын
Loving Shane laying on the couch talking shit about Antfia.
@kelseychristianson128 Жыл бұрын
Intro is awesome
@jayday78053 жыл бұрын
The dawgs r back 💯🔥👌
@yungfrogleg10 ай бұрын
Everytime i seen shane chilling so fuckin hard i became 10% more healed
@ColtonAuston4 ай бұрын
Shane was DEEEEFINITELY coked up lol. He never stopped moving his fingers the entire time. 😂🤣 Power to you
@ydoja843 жыл бұрын
Patti Mayonnaise was Doug's crush 👌😎👍
@ezradactyl Жыл бұрын
When i hear my name on podcasts i always go "uh, what?" But also i was def that dudes lawyer, totally.
@austinbarnes3855 Жыл бұрын
That’s hilarious! What was your immediate reaction when you saw that “wall art”
@daffy18093 жыл бұрын
I bet that bar is called penny lanes pub…
@KingDomsKingdom853 жыл бұрын
Dragula... i mean MASSP returns! Shane laying down seems like a winner to me, next week we need them top to tail on the couch with a bigger blanket.
@ayron4193 жыл бұрын
I think doing the half-shell sleeping bags like a sleepover is the move
@cabin_fever3 жыл бұрын
matt, look into a 'dissociative fugue'. it can be mistaken for seizures at first as they sometimes only last a couple seconds. typically brought on by lack of sleep + stress. often short-lived. an EEG will be able to rule it out though
@jacobralstin185110 ай бұрын
24:12 the way Shane’s hands are being placed is making me giggle