Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.
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@Jacob-wp7yp 3 жыл бұрын

Never knew what Tom's voice sounded like until now.

@MrJamesohh 3 жыл бұрын

solid gag

@spartymatt9627 3 жыл бұрын

A hhhhundred percent.

@audioliciousxxx 3 жыл бұрын

Hahah, someone beat me to it. I was going to say "A huuundred percent." Isn't that the damn truth though, fo' real. Congrats Tom, you have finally been able to participate in your shared podcast. ;) It's only been.... I dunno, a year? (someone can correct me on that, not "A huuuundred percent" on how long this pod has been going on. loool)

@MrJamesohh 3 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind "Western Medicine is pure fraud"....hahaha yeah how awesome is ebola, lets just let that shit run wild. Its organic. idiot.

@Supermonkey1987 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mikeo5003 3 жыл бұрын

this is great lol its like a parent teacher meeting

@VideoNozoki 3 жыл бұрын

"OK-------------ay, so how have things be----------en at Home??" "Well..., there are a few things that have been happening HERE that I'd like to discuss with you...."

@nickwoodruff8718 3 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn "accidentally" cracks a Coors Light

@nicksharp8868 3 жыл бұрын

800th like. That shit funny

@matthewgonzalez2521 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@charlottem.1477 3 жыл бұрын

🤣 😂 🤣 😂

@Royy164 Жыл бұрын

LeeAnn splitting her chin open at 6AM & just "rolling with it" for 7 hours until 1PM and going to the doctor only after a friend confronted her has so much Bert energy that I finally understood why they're happily married.

@jameshedden2260 Жыл бұрын

Dude for real😂😂😂 she told the story and I was like "thats the most Bert thing I've ever heard"

@matthewstassen7209 Жыл бұрын

I would argue the opposite, this isn’t a negative but berts a little complainy

@Ipleadthefifth Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@WOTVE-CW Жыл бұрын

It’s a very southern bred thing to do. I have a lot of family that reminds me of lee Ann. My uncle once stubbed his big toe on a stone step. It broke his toenail and he started bleeding everywhere. he just pulled the nail off and wrapped a convenience store napkin around it.

@Valerie-co8th 9 ай бұрын

@@WOTVE-CWwhat else are you suppose to do? Go to the ER for a stubbed toe? My dad used to super glue our cuts. I split my head once and a kid glued it. Got second degree burns he rushed me to 711 to hold a slurpee. We were from CA like generations before so idk about it being a south thing. A stubbed toe I feel like everyone would just pull off the toe nail.

@TheCrawf28X15 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God, Leanne is such a classic southern lady, “I just patched it up and kept on going” 😂

@MichaelHarto Жыл бұрын

Man i always find southern ladies irressistable.

@amyparra1881 Жыл бұрын

Southern ladies are charming. Her accent sounds like South Carolina or Georgia

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Жыл бұрын

@amy parra I bet Georgia cuz they named the first daughter..

@rockinrobbie1985 Жыл бұрын

@@amyparra1881 she's from Bowdon, Georgia

@thematturbator2146 3 жыл бұрын

"I hit the floor with my face" Tom: struggling to hold back psychotic laughter

@MindBlown720 3 жыл бұрын

The Matturbator so true hahaha

@Garblegox 3 жыл бұрын

He definitely would have lost it if LeeAnn also included the sound she made, like "I hit the floor with my face and went 'WUUAAAEAW!!'"

@orangeyewglad 3 жыл бұрын

It's okay we all laughed for him

@jturner97601 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so doing Wife of the Part now. I love her so much!

@MrHeftyFine 3 жыл бұрын

As she's telling that story, she's so southern you can't help but laugh. Then you remember she's talking about her chin needing stitches

@MatthewNoPants1atoll 3 жыл бұрын

The most patient woman in all of comedy

@tigerdragonmartialarts4032 3 жыл бұрын

By the end of Berts Career she’ll BE a patient

@earthsoundsuk 3 жыл бұрын

All of humanity

@Toxicity3431 3 жыл бұрын

Terrie Diaz is a close second lol

@astonwinter 3 жыл бұрын

As Bert's English sidekick I say, I think your wrong

@Mr59Kenzo 3 жыл бұрын

I need a LeeAnn

@KelseyBrand Жыл бұрын

my laughter increases exponentially when i hear dude in the background laughing. i love it.

@Funhaus_Ryan Жыл бұрын

That's your favorite Jew, Nadav.

@josh5641 Жыл бұрын

Every episode to

@CHEEKDESTROYER Жыл бұрын

@@Funhaus_Ryan my favorite J

@halfameatballz Жыл бұрын

Nedav is the laugh track for all the pods he's the producer on.

@chanandlerbong2477 Жыл бұрын

That's a hardcore Christian Evangelist known as Patty O'Neil

@mbb8111 Жыл бұрын

The background laughter is gold...don't ever let that guy go

@BIGSTANK12349 Жыл бұрын

Makes me think of the morning radio as a kid

@gunnarmathes2803 Жыл бұрын

Nadav is the man

@williamRE Жыл бұрын

Fake and overdone. The people that hate it stopped listening.

@cameronsichmeller6759 Жыл бұрын

Nah. Let em go

@PLF... Жыл бұрын

@@williamRE they are not missed though. It's the same people who say everything Fallon does is fake and overdone, and hedge their bets that something is fake regardless what it is. Plot twist, but then they believe pizza gate and flat earth.

@Breatheable 3 жыл бұрын

Bert's wife is adorable and very tolerant and down to earth. He's lucky.

@angusgore5405 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Bert's lucky he doesn't have to clean up after himself and Leeann is lucky she doesn't have to make her own couple million dollars a year.

@fantabulousdave 3 жыл бұрын

@@angusgore5405 zing!!!!

@scottharvey2852 3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@scottharvey2852 3 жыл бұрын

@@angusgore5405 win win👍🕺

@jasminemason1174 3 жыл бұрын

@@angusgore5405 it's still cool she made his website and what not though. I'm sure she does a lot of things related to taxes etc. I agree though

@JadedDemocracy 3 жыл бұрын

This show should be called exploring the man behind the child: a documentary

@Rick-df7yq 3 жыл бұрын

They’re saving that title for the Joe Biden doc?

@jimpickens4 3 жыл бұрын

'man behind the child' sounds really really wrong dude

@nashvillearmwrestling9715 3 жыл бұрын

The messy cave behind the bear 🐻

@Derek_Keenan 3 жыл бұрын

that sounds like the next Michael Jackson doc

@merllingreen738 3 жыл бұрын

Brian correct grammer thank you brian brian. lol

@sethbaus 2 жыл бұрын

As a non religious person, Leanne is the only evidence of angels. What an amazing woman: funny, understanding, caring, smart, motivated, tough as hell, and undoubtedly the ruler of the Kreischer household.

@2011blueman 11 ай бұрын

Nope, she's a massive Karen.

@GreedyOrange 11 ай бұрын

i cant believe hes got such a wonderfull woman to love him, thats hope for the rest of us i guess xD

@casedistorted 9 ай бұрын

Yeah I wish my wife was like her, would make life so much easier if she was that understanding

@pachamammaorganics 6 ай бұрын

Any woman deserves better

@burntheobedient4473 2 жыл бұрын

She has a great laugh. Something very calming and motherly about it. She is a saint for dealing with Bert

@skrollox962 3 жыл бұрын

Tom dragging his best friend through the mud with his best friend's wife is the greatest thing I've ever seen

@brandondennis4369 3 жыл бұрын

He said one of his best friends 😂

@MrDrunkNFunky 3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I'm sure he's in the back room sipping on his bucket of Kool-Aid

@trippersigs2248 3 жыл бұрын

@@brandondennis4369 hes also called bert his best friend(singular) before. Whats your point?

@islandworkout 3 жыл бұрын

TRippersigs22 he was trying to make a joke, saying “one” of his best friend’s, insinuating another person is his beat friend. Which it isn’t. But he was just trying to make a joke. Jesus guy

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrDrunkNFunky yea right he wouldn't have been able to stay out of the room knowing they are talking about him

@solat90ro 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this makes me feel like I'm watching a parent teacher conference lol. Teacher tom: your son eats boogers LeeAnn: yeah. He's working on it.

@mandihollingsworth182 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joshuagallup3005 2 жыл бұрын

So accurate!

@SassySlayer69 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly lmao. Same vibes. When wife becomes momma.

@VirginiaWolf88 2 жыл бұрын

I can totally picture Tom as a school teacher. For a stint anyway. Lol. Great comment.

@traceycurtis1005 Жыл бұрын

This just made me spit beer out of my nose. I haven't laughed so hard in years.

@88nmike 2 жыл бұрын

I’m on a LeeAnn podcast binge and I have never been happier with a KZfaq video decision lol.

@jasonmeador7861 2 жыл бұрын

I did the same!!

@younghex9577 Жыл бұрын

I think I'm about to start mine. She's just wonderful

@PeteTheFrenchie Жыл бұрын

1:20:20 "I try to enjoy him and not control him." Wow that's a very healthy outlook for a relationship

@dirkbowman946 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most we've heard Tim talk in an episode

@hettel_visual 3 жыл бұрын

Bert talks so much you didn't realize his name is Tom, did you

@dirkbowman946 3 жыл бұрын

@@hettel_visual imagine Bert interviewing RPC

@hettel_visual 3 жыл бұрын

@@dirkbowman946 imagine Bert interviewing....

@Cunch 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, different dynamic without that Brett guy. Gonna be some good pods with Warren Sapp

@8788superman 3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Tony

@mattwann5796 3 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is such a sweet lady for taking care of that handicapped guy Brent

@kennyg03 3 жыл бұрын

Burnt

@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын

Brunt

@jeriahtule9948 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Smokeyxz 3 жыл бұрын

*fat

@hajiee 3 жыл бұрын

Brent kersher?

@allobove7798 Жыл бұрын

Very rare for a woman to be that down to earth and understanding. Bert's a lucky man.

@LoveFitsAll Жыл бұрын

*Bort

@MartiniGTGP Жыл бұрын

Brant

@missline9204 Жыл бұрын

it is not very rare for a woman to be empathetic to an incompetent man...

@pdfbanana Жыл бұрын

she acts like his mom

@jacklempke7779 3 жыл бұрын

Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!

@beegwan1893 3 жыл бұрын

This is possibly the most loving and friendly character assassination I’ve ever witnessed.

@lenapauline8634 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@dougferguson6876 3 жыл бұрын

You win the comment section. I don't care what anyone else says

@beegwan1893 3 жыл бұрын

Doug Ferguson thanks mommy!

@mattweaver2523 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this comment should literally be in the description

@ElkinsEric 3 жыл бұрын

Doug Ferguson I concur with your statement.

@erikp6844 3 жыл бұрын

Burnt is getting the last laugh because even when he isn’t there, the entire episode is still all about him 😂

@BillyFusco 3 жыл бұрын

Not wrong

@Vastillios 3 жыл бұрын

Burnt

@SirHiggalot 3 жыл бұрын

I mean 2 bears 1 cave is basically the equivalent of those interviews they do with serial killers before they're executed. It's a rare glimpse into a truly twisted human mind.

@alexanderjeromewhite2380 3 жыл бұрын

Its host wife so of course its gonna be about him. What u wanna hear about Leanne? Hahah

@laserguner9706 3 жыл бұрын

Who brent? Yeah nice guy

@bengotagun Жыл бұрын

She has such a kind face. Seems like a genuinely sweet person. It’s rare and I love it!

@scgtyur Жыл бұрын

I love that she knows she’s wayyyyy too good for Bert 😂

@HeyIwasaValedictorian Жыл бұрын

She never said anything resembling that. She loves that big galoot! 😂♥️🍖

@matthewmilantoni3961 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ll get to talk this episode” haha I was thinking the same thing!

@williamguilfoyle3068 3 жыл бұрын

Not stingy at all

@SuperHoneyOil 3 жыл бұрын

I hope they do more of these. It was nice to shit on Bert. Like a fresh of breath air. He makes me so mad sometimes, I just can't do it. I've never liked his podcasts, and Tom brings the best out. Sometimes he's been too much lately, going through it as a clip show with Lee Anne is a good break.

@noyb901 3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperHoneyOil I'm glad you said that. I quit watching "2 Bears" a couple of episodes ago because I was tired of Bert shitting on his wife. This episode brought me back. He needs to watch this 100 times... although I truly believe that he's too self absorbed to change.

@SuperHoneyOil 3 жыл бұрын

@@noyb901 Yeah I've had to stop a few early. Bert can be too much, I wish they would shut him down a bit more. Or Tom would be a bit more rude to him. Maybe just him have a mic cut button? lol

@60minutemeditations51 3 жыл бұрын

He makes her laugh. She really does love him. I love how she laughs harder and harder as his stories get crazier and crazier, even when they're about her.

@mordsythe 3 жыл бұрын

It’s one of the reasons my wife loves them. I love to do the same thing to her. Laughter really does make everything better.

@rustyshack1707 2 жыл бұрын

I know, Tom makes her laugh until her chest hurts. She really does love Tom. I also enjoy how much more she laughs as Tom’s stories get cooler and cooler, even when they’re about her and her fine ass.

@aaabbbccc985 2 жыл бұрын

It really is proof that if you make a woman laugh you do just about anything and she'll put up with it. My grandad always told me, you can do anything you want to a woman, as long as you don't bore her. That has been true so many times in my life and I've always tried to keep my relationships fun and new.

@Jackman66666666 2 жыл бұрын

She laughs cause she embarrassed for him.

@deadbodybaby1 2 жыл бұрын

@@aaabbbccc985 well bud idk there’s a few other things you shouldn’t do to women lol

@southpax5496 2 жыл бұрын

When the producers laugh it always make it better 😭😭😭🤣

@kylescholl1382 Жыл бұрын

We need another Tom & LeeAnn episode!

@rammithorn2654 Жыл бұрын

And the topic of Bert is off the table lol

@John-lo4xz 3 жыл бұрын

Great to have an episode where I don't get physically ill.

@wbrooks1995 3 жыл бұрын

John that’s not what we are here for make me sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gopnik9967 3 жыл бұрын

You may need to get outta the house more mommy's. Or maybe im just super fucked up

@AllanJ1981 3 жыл бұрын

Cowboy up, buddy...

@alecdt3348 3 жыл бұрын

I thought you were right until I got to Bert’s booger’s and that almost made me puke

@geromelegnome5446 3 жыл бұрын

The sexual tension between them is palpable!!! Brent kucksher should be worried that there will be a new bear in that cave!!!

@MadVillain23 3 жыл бұрын

This was a good break from hearing Bert interrupt himself every sentence.

@imronburgundy8602 3 жыл бұрын

A huuuundred percent

@clipsedrag13 3 жыл бұрын

I just don't want to hear his stupid fucking laugh for the whole podcast

@kollin7185 3 жыл бұрын

It's a nice break from hearing him eat, too.

@ryanperkins5463 3 жыл бұрын

Holdonholdonholdon! And telling native to look shit up then soon after changing the subject. He's all over the place. He either needs adderall or needs to stop taking it.

@6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473 10 ай бұрын

LeeAnn is an Absolute Angel 😇 and I totally understand why Bert loves her so much ❤ She’s basically a Super Hero 🦸‍♀️

@blurrble5 Жыл бұрын

I adore LeeAnn. This was honestly one of my favorite podcasts!

@nulledpixel 3 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn should be a reoccurring guest. Tom should have her on after about every 10 episodes. On the 11th episode, Tom shows her clips summarizing the latest antics of Brent Crystals. It's fascinating getting her perspective on Brent. It's like a study in psychology.

@nimimerkillinen 3 жыл бұрын

Meh every 50 maybe

@christopherolivares5096 3 жыл бұрын

@nulledpixel 3 жыл бұрын

@@nimimerkillinen True, 10 was maybe to short to feather.

@MIKEHANCHO817 3 жыл бұрын

Just to recap all the nonsense bert says lol

@aaronalbertson8670 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this idea. I've only ever heard about her from Crysler and Segura, but hearing her on the actual podcast, shes amazing!

@johnmikolay9597 3 жыл бұрын

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LeeAnn Kreischer is a national treasure.

@Learn2Ween 3 жыл бұрын

thatsa movie

@thanosgang8682 3 жыл бұрын

You’ve said that before?

@mzcandikane765 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!

@derekladyga1716 3 жыл бұрын

No man

@stonerkitchen8688 3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Karen

@BestWest92 3 жыл бұрын

Its really nice that barts caretaker got the dayoff to do this

@chrisbennett5589 Жыл бұрын

Caretaker- handler, which ever.

@greyreeves1295 Жыл бұрын

It’s not Bart it’s burnt Chrysler

@dimebagjosh2007 Жыл бұрын

“Could you imagine what he’d do without me?” Lmfao that laugh is gold. She’s a 10.

@Timfargo 3 жыл бұрын

Leeann just described Bert as: "An eat, sleep, drink, f**k kinda guy". Perfect tombstone. ...and a great merch quote.

@Selicularr 3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@spencersherwood217 3 жыл бұрын

Brett*

@polybiusnymb6446 3 жыл бұрын

I think that makes him sound a bit too cool

@benbrown5495 3 жыл бұрын

@ronald mcdonald Ya he doesn’t podcast or do stand up comedy or have his own tv shows. You are a pathetic loser.

@maumee2008 3 жыл бұрын

Tshirts

@nullzeal 3 жыл бұрын

What we learned is, If Burnt is the "Machine" then LeeAnn is the engine running it lol.

@deviljon 3 жыл бұрын

She's the coolant.

@CrossWolftheEnd 3 жыл бұрын

A hundred percent

@Carlosjimenez-tr9ze 3 жыл бұрын

She’s the mechanic

@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын

Shes definitely the engine and the engineer 💀💀

@bairstoww 3 жыл бұрын

So I guess what you're saying is... that she's the machine within? 🎵 Machines within, Machines within 🎵

@boombapflambop 2 жыл бұрын

How do I find my “LeeAnn”? Bert is so lucky to have someone so understanding and down to Earth.

@BBW4MEPLZ Жыл бұрын

How to find a LeeAnn? Stop looking, it’ll happen when the time’s right. Also, stop finding women in the wrong places. Real advise from someone who has their own “LeeAnn” 😂

@austinbeachy3873 Жыл бұрын

In a southern baptist church lol

@boombapflambop Жыл бұрын

@@austinbeachy3873 if that’s what it takes I’m willing to convert lol

@bigbowlowrong4694 Ай бұрын

@@austinbeachy3873warning: 50/50 shot of getting a Leeann or a Marjorie Taylor Greene

@austinbeachy3873 Ай бұрын

@@bigbowlowrong4694 sounds like a win/win

@theodorewood9784 3 жыл бұрын

"Its weird to bring it out, I think." Fucking tears.

@wtfpwnz0red 3 жыл бұрын

Bart takes a day off, but the podcast is still uh-hundred-purcent about him

@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын

When you’re that heavy, your gravitational pull is just too strong.

@MrJ-ro1yr 3 жыл бұрын

She even dropped a "uhhh hundred percent" in the 1st 15 minutes.

@mimigiggles4199 3 жыл бұрын

At first I was a little worried that Bert wandered off, then I worried it was an in memoriam, then I thought maybe he was doing Celebrity Rehab with dr. Drew.

@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын

Mr J That’s a good woman who stays on brand.

@skyline4256 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a complete nightmere

@poeticdesigns8893 3 жыл бұрын

It was so great watching Bert's wives gossip and really connect with each other.

@nachomansandyravage2346 2 жыл бұрын

Her kindness and calmness comes through in her voice even, what a sweet lady

@crackerjackrappr Жыл бұрын

When you Bert's impression of LeeAnn is spot on

@HalinazDziecmi 3 жыл бұрын

Next episode: Christina roasts Bert to his face for two hours

@jcallow6568 3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that

@jvajdos 3 жыл бұрын

Bort*

@97McLuvin 3 жыл бұрын

holy fuck - and they say perfection cannot be achieved

@Snipergod613 3 жыл бұрын

Well it’s arrived

@karleymurphy 3 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to watch that

@mattduell3 3 жыл бұрын

Bert is so lucky he has LeeAnn. She deserves a holiday 😂

@angelique_cs 3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. She's officially the best.

@laurak6685 3 жыл бұрын

Y’all underestimate the amount of wealth that man has to offer lol. No way she would’ve stuck around if he were a construction worker or some truck- driver, etc

@MirOStov 3 жыл бұрын

She needs Sainthood

@richardjones1699 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@michealburns8017 3 жыл бұрын

She's literally on holiday every time he's on the road! Lol

@MichaelHarto Жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is a titan of a woman. She's one in a million

@TimelesslyModern Жыл бұрын

LeeAnn deserves an award.

@Ipleadthefifth Жыл бұрын

Heck she deserves a lot more than that I hope Bert truly knows how good he has it with her

@beep6410 3 жыл бұрын

when LeeAnn was talking about Bert's "stance" where he puts his hands on his hips, bert doing that EXACT pose is in frame on the sign behind her

@BoomBoy13 Жыл бұрын

blaze it

@ctrameka7277 Жыл бұрын

Who's burt

@jacobp8294 Жыл бұрын

@@BoomBoy13 blaze it 420 days a week bro

@mimigiggles4199 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone agrees that Burt would fall apart without his wife, a huuundred percent

@michealburns8017 3 жыл бұрын

He says it every couple episodes! Lol

@squeezeslemons 3 жыл бұрын

Oh UH HUNdred percent

@bassoutofface 3 жыл бұрын

It would be an a HUNDRED percent nightmeer

@botmon. 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@wejsmith5446 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same with bobby lee

@gavinbarnes6310 Жыл бұрын

I love how shes a normal person

@kevinjohnson3715 2 жыл бұрын

When human cloning becomes a reality she needs to be the first one in line. What a saint.

@kevinjohnson3715 Жыл бұрын

@@rbwkn lol mkay

@dtuohy1026 3 жыл бұрын

The world's most patient wife of all time... Uhhh hundred percent

@BlackPhillip666 3 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is an alcoholic enabler, and an anti-semite.

@DanielDanger420 3 жыл бұрын

Living with Bert would be a nightmere.

@BrokenGodEnt 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackPhillip666 I kinda disagree, but kinda agree. He told a story about how he quit drinking once and she told him "I don't think you have a drinking problem", which is... something.

@jamesdougherty8907 3 жыл бұрын

she like Louis and Marge in real life

@neuvisean1739 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesdougherty8907 PEETAAH

@DND09 3 жыл бұрын

I now understand why Brent cried when LeeAnn dumped him in college. This woman is a saint!

@kusucks991 3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, I've never heard that story

@TrevorParsnips 3 жыл бұрын

@@kusucks991 whoa, that's amazing, please tell me more.

@kusucks991 3 жыл бұрын

@@TrevorParsnips I've been watching Bert and Tom for years and heard all the marriage talk and never have heard reference of Bert and LeAnn breaking up before, so it would be interesting to hear the story sometime

@TrevorParsnips 3 жыл бұрын

@@kusucks991 whoa, that is so interesting to me, can you go into even more detail than that?

@kusucks991 3 жыл бұрын

@@TrevorParsnips why do you insist on making an ass of yourself like this?

@Deellzz 3 жыл бұрын

My first ever commenting here, and I know i'm late to the whole 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast but the fact LeeAnn says "a 100%" in the same way Bert does.....now that's true love!

@MyNamesNotCraig2 2 жыл бұрын

Every comment is a different version of Bert’s name and I’m absolutely UH hundred percent crying laughing over it

@kjmma2752 3 жыл бұрын

Notice how she lets Tom speak, and then answers the question. Yet Bert has done hundreds of podcasts and still can’t grasp this concept... 🤣

@Sparksterfu 3 жыл бұрын

Bill and bert podcast is different

@murderc27 3 жыл бұрын

Someone once commented that he's a fat hamster with ADD, and it seemed an apt analysis to me.

@nickb9720 3 жыл бұрын

@@Sparksterfu Yea, Bill is the one doing the interrupting lol. It's a vicious circle

@agfb4039 3 жыл бұрын

Bert gets too excited that's just him

@YoMama9021 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly why he needs her lol 😂

@kennethvelasquez3140 3 жыл бұрын

Ok I thought I was gonna hate this, BUT I realized that she can confirm AND add onto everything Tommy wants to confirm and then more. I love this now

@deepthought1987 3 жыл бұрын

If Bert doesn't have an Ooni pizza oven, he needs to get one.

@jamestobin2529 3 жыл бұрын

She's actually really polished on podcast by now and it's pretty great at filling dead space.

@kyleeck6917 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao at one point she goes I wanna know what I don’t know, Tom smiling oh that’s coming up

@reneemcmunn6671 3 жыл бұрын

Just spit coffee out of my nose!

@reneemcmunn6671 3 жыл бұрын

....”could you give her a copy”...😂😂😂

@jakubgadzala7474 3 жыл бұрын

You even did put an ad in the most embaracing part about sex, just to make LeeAnn's relatives rethink if they want to watch further... I'm crying. 🤣😂 Tom you're a genius. This episode was strategized.

@robtalbot8060 Жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is a total, total legend 🤣🤣🤣

@firefaux64 3 жыл бұрын

Dude the Wife Swap podcast could be a monthly thing. Tom & Leann make a great team. I bet Bert & Push would be great too.

@mambalevel1017 3 жыл бұрын

Bert and push would be 🔥🔥

@TreCayUltimateLife 3 жыл бұрын

They do NOT get along at all. Christina loathes Bert, they've talked about it on a previous episode. Bert apperantly did something to one of Christina's nieces but they didnt say what happened

@gabeshedd 3 жыл бұрын

@@TreCayUltimateLife Which episode of which show? I'm intrigued.

@travistaylor7209 3 жыл бұрын

I’m interested in the episode too lol so I’ll leave this here

@andrewwest1115 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@evanlegere4154 3 жыл бұрын

Leann Krestanza is the Guest of the Year. This whole show up to this point has been a case study on the life and mind of Brent himself. This is the debriefing.

@kevint985 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha so true!!!🤣🤣🤣

@ronpioggia4301 2 жыл бұрын

This has got to be your favorite episode Bert, the teary belly laughs aren't there but you get to see your wife and your best friend gush about you even though they're taking shots at you, It's all out of love and that's gotta feel pretty great Bud. You deserve what you have, keep working bro. You fuckin weirdo.

@Carl_Georg 2 жыл бұрын

"It's called lazy. He's not using his words" 😂 I'm dead.

@omgersh 3 жыл бұрын

Finally! We get to see the CAVE instead of just the 2 BEARS.

@daveh2612 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@sanmansabane2899 3 жыл бұрын

Very underated !

@SirHiggalot 3 жыл бұрын

Oh lawd.

@johnperish 3 жыл бұрын

looks like that " A Hundred Percent" line is the Kreischer family motto lol

@nz540im3 3 жыл бұрын

You do pick up sayings from people you are around a lot. I noticed she dropped it a couple of times before they talked about it haha. Would be interesting if it come from her or Bert for a start

@hurrell2 3 жыл бұрын

uh hundred

@youtime18 3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhhhundred percent

@thisguyhere5837 3 жыл бұрын

Brendan Schaub must be a distant relative

@Grant25 3 жыл бұрын

Rogan says it as well sometimes. Someone started it first

@kennethbandera3195 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen with 2 ppl talking about someone they mutually have so much love for. I love all of their dynamics so much.

@sskkarz 2 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is the epitome of a southern dime. You're awesome!!!!

@astonwinter 3 жыл бұрын

As Bert's English sidekick I say, that his truly has an amazing wife and God bless her soul ♥️

@bartleskeet1623 3 жыл бұрын

We found Lyle!

@thestraydog 3 жыл бұрын

You're real! You're really real!

@Dyals_Style 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service Lyle

@Torchforbes 3 жыл бұрын

Let em finish

@bigduke12180ify 3 жыл бұрын

Why does LeeAnn's side of the room suddenly seem more spacious when she's sitting there.

@yo-sr5uq 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@wzrdfrskn832 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like that area now somehow smells much better.

@Turpintine101 3 жыл бұрын

L H it doesn’t have a gallon of kool aid taking all the table space

@jaredbailey1160 3 жыл бұрын

@@wzrdfrskn832 that mic still has a bernt smell for sure though. I think I can still see icing on the mic from him facing all those donuts

@felixculpa9390 3 жыл бұрын

Objects that are Bert are fatter than they appear.

@britlilbit Жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is such a great role model I love her perspective!

@johnv3225 Жыл бұрын

Ommggg this women is a saint for dealing with Bert. I would put him in his place everyday. I could never lmao

@OverParSteve 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine if he was married to someone else other than that legend of a woman. Bart would be paying out for probably 7 different divorces 😂😂😂😂😂

@charlottem.1477 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like even Burnt, would have learned before he hit marriage #7. 😂

@prod.bynil-oh7440 2 жыл бұрын

Money helps

@FrostyJokerr 3 жыл бұрын

Maaaan, I need to find someone that loves me like Leeann tolerates Bert.

@olliverq9784 3 жыл бұрын

Start racking in a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, and it'll happen sooner than you think.

@timreagan777 3 жыл бұрын

@@olliverq9784 facts

@bgdontlose8081 3 жыл бұрын

@@olliverq9784 they were married before he was rich

@olliverq9784 3 жыл бұрын

@@bgdontlose8081 yea, but if he was still broke I doubt she'd put up with his shit lol.

@nerdgirljean Жыл бұрын

Behind every great man is a greater woman!! I think LeeAnn & Bert are a great couple & totally compliment each other. We should all be so lucky to have what they have.

@killak3359 2 жыл бұрын

Tom had receipts and has been planning for this podcast for a long time. Sat silently let Bert talk and then released this banger😂

@chialike138 3 жыл бұрын

I love how LeeAnn is mimicking berts pose with a picture of bert doing that same pose in the background. Lol

@kimberlypilkerton6130 3 жыл бұрын

I kept hoping she would notice that picture

@onepepperoni 3 жыл бұрын

Burt is a very lucky man. This is my first time hearing anything from LeeAnn, and my god what a lovely person. Confident, capable, and empathetic, she's a straight-up triple threat. Also, Burt seems great too. They seem like a power couple for sure. Nice episode thank you!

@justinthompson2887 Жыл бұрын

You mean Brett. Brett Krishna is his name.

@Youtubecansuckmycock Жыл бұрын

You mean bart…

@meaganhughes8961 3 жыл бұрын

I love Bert's wife!! She is the coolest woman ever!!!

@jamesraub3985 3 жыл бұрын

She is obviously the coolest woman ever.

@U2bUSER 2 жыл бұрын

Her, Christina P & Khalyla 🤗

@Semba999 2 жыл бұрын

Take the last one out and your set.

@yungcobe8354 2 жыл бұрын

@@Semba999 fact

@VagPoop_ 2 жыл бұрын

Wierd way to spell , oldest.

@sickturret3587 Жыл бұрын

@@U2bUSER khalayla just dumped bobby lol

@Oakshield2 3 жыл бұрын

Probably the most excited I've seen Tom. This is a scientist getting a breakthrough after years studying the creature known as muh sheen. Leeann sounds like Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman

@RandysDirtyBurger 2 жыл бұрын

holy shit 😂😂😂

@KazuYuuu Жыл бұрын

I love how Tom immediately points out that he'll actually be able to talk this episode because Bart isn't on. It's always great when they have Leeann for a genuinely interesting introspective into Burnt Chrysler!

@spenserkucera8046 3 жыл бұрын

The glee in Toms face in the thumbnail, is all I need in my life.

@Pouttybabe 3 жыл бұрын

I love LeeAnn’s confidence about Bert never leaving or cheating on her

@GabyBoricuaPR 3 жыл бұрын

That can be us babe

@AB-ee5tb 3 жыл бұрын

Well she is gorgeous

@erikar135 3 жыл бұрын

Let's do this every so often. Then Christy and Burt too.

@anjaherr1500 3 жыл бұрын

I’d love that

@421less1 3 жыл бұрын

"I think tom has aspergers. I think tom is gonna murder someone. Tom makes me scared" "A huuuundred percent"

@murderc27 3 жыл бұрын

@Alexis Paquet ya, sorry to the Main Mommy, but you're spot on.

@haileygreer93 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think main mommy would ever do a podcast with Bert

@juliusschoenfeld8493 3 жыл бұрын

It would still be about Bert

@kimberlymcgill5558 Жыл бұрын

LeeAnn’s smile is unbeatable. My goodness what joy, Bert really did get a catch.

@sthomasond 3 жыл бұрын

It's so obvious that Bert is exceedingly ADHD and amazes me he hasn't been diagnosed.

@jaysalomon5298 Жыл бұрын

Omg I was literally thinking exactly the same

@DingDongDaddyFromDumas Жыл бұрын

Yeah no to a tee, the most clear cut case ever lol

@klbs9630 Жыл бұрын

Even more apparent when the episode he did with Dr. Drew came out and he talked about needing treats and having treats in life. Not only was it hilariously articulated but so so so sooooo accurate and spot on in my adhd brain. I’m a 30 year old woman and I have continuously related to so many things about Bert as I’ve watched him over the last 8/10 years 😂

@MissNikkiDawson Жыл бұрын

Also traits of autism. Definitely neurodivergent. 🤓

@MP-et1eu Жыл бұрын

@@DingDongDaddyFromDumasI’m just curious I’m not even trying to be mean or condescending. Why do people say “yeah no” it is the weirdest thing in the world to me. Especially over text

@jordishima 3 жыл бұрын

I NEED to see an episode of “Nothing’s Burning.” Especially if it was Georgia vs Bert making simple meals and Bert can’t not fuck it up.

@Kevinopilous 3 жыл бұрын

Compile all the times Georgia cuts off Bront's ADHD choices lmao

@tollot7754 3 жыл бұрын

How many episodes after this will bert be "correcting" everything they said? Love you, Bret

@jddjdj8862 3 жыл бұрын

"Oooook. Here's what really happened..."

@tollot7754 3 жыл бұрын

@@jddjdj8862 100%

@pedrovicente3682 3 жыл бұрын

The next episode haha

@aroff595 3 жыл бұрын

It's not possible. He doesn't have the ability to focus on anything. He will try to correct something and just go off about an unrelated story about himself and also how he totally doesn't jerk off to Whitney's instagram nightly even though he could bang her if he wanted to but doesn't cheat on his wife. Oh and how much money does Nikki Glaser make? But he totally doesn't jerk off to her instagram either and also wouldn't bang her because he doesn't cheat on his wife.

@jimdingle4521 3 жыл бұрын

at least ten, and 85% of that time it will lead to tangents that have nothing to do with what he started talking about

@willpugh8865 Жыл бұрын

“Oh he aint going no where “ “Whats he going to do with out me “, right there I’m so jealous you can’t put a price on that type of love she’s so confident in the relationship she knows there’s nothing to worry about

@auticade2360 2 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn is the sweetest, can't imagine a better person to take care of Bert

@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 3 жыл бұрын

Bert should name his next special “A Hundred Percent”

@tokershark1570 3 жыл бұрын

100% he should .

@tyler9863 3 жыл бұрын

Or Fantastic or Catastrophic

@MrMasterChief38 3 жыл бұрын

UHHHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT RACIST

@dhazzard2534 3 жыл бұрын

Bert ?

@cal8863 3 жыл бұрын

@@dhazzard2534 i think he means shitty brent guy

@edoge5425 3 жыл бұрын

“Can you imagine what he’d do without me” LeAnn is a certified mommy.

@tejgrewal6861 3 жыл бұрын

MAN I am in love with LeeAnn.I guess she is our wife now!!

@mattgiant8836 8 ай бұрын

Anyone who can endure Bert is a hero. I cant.

@brownguy903 3 жыл бұрын

LeeAnn should be a monthly guest, partly because she's great but also as a regular reset button on the audience's inevitable negative view of her husband

@nnikkittenn 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe once every 3 months so they have enough Bert content to watch and critique.

@floridahetherington5164 3 жыл бұрын

N C Burnt gives them enough content to critique in one episode 😂😂😂😂

@thosearepinklemons 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha for real. I was about to quit watching the show and then this episode popped up and for *SOME* reason the element that made me not want to watch it vanished...

@spohair 3 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing. Get out of my head brownguy!

@CorrectFossa 3 жыл бұрын

My turnaround on Bert is usually about a half a week after the podcast, sometimes longer, like after his ice cream take I was pissed at him until the kool aid incident humbled him again. Ultimately it all boils down to annoyance with how oblivious he is that some of his occasionally toxic behavior isn’t normal and is likely a product of his relationship with his father.

@FailingForFun 3 жыл бұрын

Started out looking at this clip.. and was instantly like.. nope.. aint gonna work... 10 minutes in.. im hysterically laughing, harder than most episodes... GENIUS combination putting tom and leeann together!

@Ramboskates85 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll agree. I was not a fan of the other Leann episode they did earlier on. Which originally turned me off to this episode. But I gave it a chance. And just like you. I am. Deceased. This is a great episode lol

@ttevaughnjr 3 жыл бұрын

She had a fall. Tom had a fall. Kindred spirits.

@theretardedpaulbrother2493 3 жыл бұрын

Then Tina fell today look into it

@MrCpalombo72 2 жыл бұрын

Her confidence and settledness is amazing. Her ego is so managed. I am inspired. She is a massive, bright soul! He (Bert) is so authentic. He is him. Totally himself. Unguarded. That is amazing. These two are very special. I am wanting to be more authentic, more real, and less ego. What a gift to watch Bert and LeeAnn be. And Tom loves Bert, so seeing Tom MC this... very amazing.

@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын

Bert is proof there is someone for everyone

@jessickalush3305 Жыл бұрын

I'm proof that there's not lol. If he was broke she would've left by now

@mixadengitti Жыл бұрын

@@jessickalush3305 what? LeeAnn even said she was making all the money a couple of years ago so that’s just bullshit. You just haven’t found someone yet.

@Grunk369 Жыл бұрын

@@jessickalush3305 “if he was broke” you realize they were dating before Bertram was anything close to rich right

@lefrerehill2012 Жыл бұрын

If u got money sure

@lefrerehill2012 Жыл бұрын

@@mixadengittilet's be real here, Bert grew up in the suburbs, he wasn't really struggling before the fame