Noels audio matches Cody’s webcam better

armie hammer: yeah, i prefer brains to beauty

the difference in their quality just feels like i'm at the eye doctors and they ask me if 1 or 2 is better

Noel: ARE YOU FROZEN?! Cody: 🧿👄🧿

cody forgot to turn the beauty filter off before filming

Noel has a terrible audio and Cody has a terrible quality camera 😍

Armie hammer as a name just boggles my entire mind

Noel got that crunchy audio

when i first found out i literally said to myself “cody and noel are gonna have a field day with this one”

I wish Noel had looked into it more, there’s literally hundreds of screenshots. They really coulda done something with the one where armie admits to being turned on by Netflix’s “Don’t Fuck with cats” 😭

why is noel's armie hammer impression the funniest thing ever

"noo don't eat me you're too sexy ahaha"

imagine if they only did the hello fresh read during the Armie Hammer talk

Noel's look when he asked question "Are you frozen?" had me dying oh my god

The most stressful thing ever: waiting for them to finally tell me what it is

Whenever they talk about working out they try to act like they aren’t being serious and it’s so funny. Y’all don’t need to be ashamed of lifting. 😭😭

Noel is looking particularly... attractive today

Wow, look how beautifully Noel’s headphones wrap around his pleasantly shaped head.

I bought a keyboard from Sweetwater last week and MY DAD got a call from the rep assigned to MY purchase. I thought it was the weirdest thing ever and then when my keyboard arrived, it had CANDY inside. That's crazy you guys brought it up.

i bet this is about Armie Hammer

The “........ are you frozen?!” Sent me

armie hammer: enters a room *cannibal by kesha starts playing *

Update : The DMs are real . There's a audio clip of him taking about it . He says its his kink......

the girl who posted the stories has gone through so much because of him, it’s so sad and traumatizing... it me upset

"good customer service is way better than bad customer service" - cody ko 2021 5:40

Hey guys! David from Sweetwater here! Couldn’t help but notice Noel’s audio sounded a little off in this video! That old microphone giving out? No problem! Sweetwater’s got you covered!

Guys, my hubby is the Sweetwater Sales Engineer that Cody is talking about!! 😂 Him and his overbearing texts. I’m so excited he got mentioned, tho

Person bleeding out, with their guts out.. Armie Hammer: Nooo don't die, you are so sexy lul

the funniest thing about this, is the fact they were racking on sweet water for 15 minutes whilst noels audio being fucked up

Cody and his “perv” bit with the kid was fucking hilarioussss

"Who's the guy in charge of the Federal Reserve?" Noel: "Uhh.. the devil" LMAO

I'm pretty sure the Korean movie Noel is talking about is Burning (2018) starring Steven Yeun aka Glenn from The Walking Dead !!! It's available on netflix :)

I've been following the Armie Hammer situation for the last few days because it is just batshit crazy - it was interesting to hear your take on it, even if a bit frustrating at first because of how dismissive Noel was (an understandable first reaction to hearing the content of those messages). With every piece of info that comes out it seems more and more like those DMs are definitely real and I'm glad Cody asked the question of how to know when something isn't just a kink anymore. I'm truly no expert on the BDSM world, but it seems that the acts and fantasies described in the screenshots go way beyond the realm of harmless kink. Wish you had also mentioned more about the very worrisome allegations of rape by the girls coming out with all of this, everyone's joking abut the 100% cannibal stuff because of how absurd it is, but it's important to not overlook the assault and abuse part of these allegations. Anyway, it could of course be faked, we can't know for sure that this is real, but looking at everything coming out and how he is responding to it - he actually seems very dangerous and disturbed, and it's sorta becoming less and less funny, just yikes all around

I don’t mind the audio being crunchy. Doesn’t bother me. Maybe you should shop at sweetwater for some new equipment -Cory from sweetwater

They talk about Cannibal Hammer at 30:00

This was honestly one of the best podcasts I’ve ever heard, this single episode was also one of the best in a while. Literally nonstop charisma and bangers of jokes.

god dammit the "are you frozen"? after that silence has me HOWLING

cody and noel not understanding the can we print more money joke is so fucking funny to me

it just wouldn't make sense for multiple women to come forward and lie about something like this. the defamation lawsuit would pop off so quickly.

SweetWater should’ve hooked up Noel with a better microphone

my dad (a studio musician) will keep those sweetwater reps HOSTAGE on the phone for an hour talking about NOTHING... i think he gets lonely :(

started cackling as soon as I saw the title we already know what’s going down

“My dentist tells me I grind in my sleep” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Noel's audio sounds like what people sound like when you got water in your ear

cody's lips so chapped, if he smile too fast his lips start bleeding

"Don't be ugly" - Noel Miller, 2021

Running for your life (From Armie Hammer) He's brandishing a knife (It's Armie Hammer) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Armie Hammer Living in the woods (Armie Hammer) Killing for sport (Armie Hammer) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Armie Hammer

the transition between noel imitating elon, to cody imitating joe, to noel imitating the cannibal, was perfect

cody and noel are the type of people to let the joke of “why can’t we just print more money” go right over their heads

I cant believe I sat through that entire cannibal talk while eating a below average burrito. Damn, NOW That's What I Call Depression!

Noel and Cody joking about the girl asking why we can’t print more money without telling us why we can’t just print more money just proves we can print more money

The movie is called “Burning”

47:02 holy shit this part made me laugh so hard, eating cookies and milk while fighting for my life not to spit or choke. y'all have definitely not fallen off

when cody transitioned from the tesla sybian bit to armie hammer and noel didnt miss a beat and switched up his impression... this is why they are #7 on the spotify charts 😳

i wish i didn’t know from the title what they were gonna talk about 😭

Kinda funny when Cody says some dumb shit and Noel laughs at him

the baby sucking ur toe and calling it a creep bit was definitely the highlight of this pod

.... Not Noel & Cody totally missing the “print more money” girl’s joke ...👌🏻🤪

Hey, I know you won't see this comment but I've been having problems with my mental health, as well as having trouble in school and in the family, but I forget all that when I watch the podcasts and watch your videos because you are my family. God bless you both and keep doing what you do.

how do i already know what this is about

Why is Cody looking so tan?? He’s so close to being the same shade as Noel it’s insane 🤣

That tampon bit should have stayed in the mental drafts

Im at the “kinkshaming your 1 year old” part and i’m laughing so hard i’m starting to tear up. Damn i just got the saddest cancer add.

lol i love that we all vaguely believe that Celebrities and Politicians are into terrifying sex party occult shit, but apparently it's so unheard of and weird that Armie Hammer has to message random girls on instagram to get his rocks off.

Noel’s armie hammer impression at 37:40 fucking killed me - so accurate 😂

Noel looks like the purple lizard guy from Monsters Inc.

Armie hammer : “it’s what’s on the inside that counts.”

"world peace as long as youre hot" and "i am 100% a cannibal" would be sick for merch

I read those dm’s and have never been the same since.

How does Cody grind so much if he’s frictionless?

Sweetwater Sounds heard they were gonna be roasting them in the podcast and messed up the audio and camera quality

noel just nails every impression he does like...that "ya." he did for Armie, spot on dude

it’s been awhile since cody has given us a “WHATS UP GUYSSSS”

Please bring back the moaning. The stories about people getting embarrassed bc of it were so funny.

It always sounds like Noel had the most refreshing drink during the ‘ahhh’ in the intro

The girls have multiple of armie’s private DMed pics

I wonder if Noel will ever remember that it’s today’s FREE episode smh

Literally that Armie guy is Ted Bundy type

Fuck man, I laughed way too hard at "My dentist told me I grind in my sleep".

Sounds like noel does need to be contacted by his sweetwater rep

oml i have never been more excited for a youtube notification i have been WAITING for this

There are actuall procedures you can get that will make you taller; they break your legs and then set them with pins that get turned every now and then while the bones are healing to lengthen them. It is excruciatingly painful and very expensive

Dude Armies a weirdo, he made an insta account with some interesting content. You guys gotta talk about it!

when i say i’ve been Waiting for this commentary... also debt and money is fake nothing is real let’s forgive ourselves for the debt 🤍 also hammie’s best text wasn’t discussed “you are like the michael phelps of fucking” iconic tbh

I appreciate them not cutting the video during the last couple minutes of the ep

26:00 noel’s joke did not get the recognition it deserves

Noel's impression of Ajit pai and Armie hammer is too close 😂

No because I forgot the pin to my savings account that had hella money in it for years and then I had a dream where I used an atm and I went to the bank irl to try one more time and it was my actual pin.

armie hammer talk starts on 29:52

I cant tell whether or not cody and noel are in on the "just print more money" joke

I love how they’re joking about the girl who wants to print more money, but all the girls on TikTok saying stuff like this are trying to bait guys into being like ‘well actually we can’t because...’ and they fell right for it 😭😂

Noel trying to keep it together during the ad read is my fav part of each podcast episode

the billionaire discussion would REALLY hit if it had class consciousness

Noel and Cody thinking kids are being serious when they ask why we can’t just print more money reminds me that they are aging

Cory at Sweetwater listening to this podcast getting ready to cook some banana pancakes for Aleena and very subtly threaten Noel tomorrow morning to fix his audio with some sweet Sweetwater gear deals

This is the funniest episode in so long Jesus Christ I’m dying

First episode I’ve ever watched and I never laughed so much out loud which I rarely ever do Omg they are so funny without seemingly trying or being over the top Love the chill vibe of both of them and all the LOLs

Maybe the sweetwater guy heard Noel's mic and hunted him down for the greater good

I think the korean film Noel was thinking about was "Burning"

i KNEW you were gonna talk about armie hammer on the pod the second i saw the hashtag on twitter