“AND MEET SHANE DAWSON!” *not now sweetie, not now*

"On what?" Danny- "on my onlyfans" That shit made me laugh so hard

She loves him so much she forgets about him like 3 times

Grace is just like "how dare you still be excited about an activity you started two days ago? "

"And meet Shane Dawson!" 👁👄👁

Mia probably has a second channel where she likes to get goofy and wacky and drink La Croix

I mean this in the nicest way possible with absolutely no offence to Chloe, I just love how this entire thing has 'written by a young teenage girl' vibes all over it. When I was 11 writing my self-insert Hogwarts AUs, that had the exact same vibes.

Everything about this Episode feels like finding one of those 2012 Wattpad fanfics someone made in middle school and never finished writing.

9:50 “And meet Shane Dawson!” Ah.... that didn’t age well-

"And meet Shane Dawson!" Danny: "Seems like this was written a while ago" Mom: "Uh okay.." Well her reaction seems just perfect for this timing

Imagine wanting to meet Shane Dawson *when Danny Gonzalez exists* Gregs have better taste 💁🏻‍♀️

Excuse me why is Danny so nice in these Episode videos. It literally warms my heart how he's so supportive of this stressed out Episode author and I don't know what to do with that.

Plot twist: Danny is Chloe his secret passion is creating episodes. Have you ever seen them together?

Danny: "I have a hypothesis that it doesn't matter what I say, and I'm going on the date." Skyler: "It doesn't matter what you say, we're going on the date!"

I want someone to believe in me as much as Danny believes Mia's name will finally be "Gregi"

16:00 i love how he was about to take a sip of la croix but saw the camera and got genuinely suprised

“I’m going to expose your KZfaq channel to the whole school” Me: oh free publicity. Nice

I love how Mia is like “I can’t have a youtube career and a boyfriend at the same time.” When Danny is literally married.

lmao skyler's response when you say you won't go on a date with him is literally nice guys in a nutshell

I love the facial expressions of Mia "I got 1000 viewssssss😐" "I forgot about my date😐"

This guy sounds AND looks a lot like Danny Gonzalez

Danny's character looks like a grandma that smokes weed all the time

I like how Danny does his best to try to reason that Leah could be a friend even though she is the "mean girl" character. Just shows how wholesome he is.

I love how the person used the school uniform bit as an excuse to not have to allow Danny to pick Mia’s clothes

mia: AND MEET SHANE DAWSON danny: i pretend i do not see it ➖👄➖

Mia: “AND MEET SHANE DAWSON!!!” Danny: *Im a stop you right there*

If you play the “choices” app, the choices have repercussions. I used to play episode a couple years ago until I found choices. I recommend “the freshman” that would be really funny to watch you play 😂

13:00 "Wanna come over tonight?" "No, I've got plans." "You will come over." "No, I won't?" "You will." "I won't." " _You will._ "

Danny : talks about selling cats The game : Brings up Shane Dawson

Episode: “I could get to meet Shane Dawson!” Danny: 👁👄👁 “uhh”

i can't believe he missed the opportunity to call this 2 episode 2 furious

15:39 fave part 😹 , Its cute how he says ” skyler , I’m picking skyler ” . 🥺

mia: skyler is the love of my life my heart my soul my everything also mia: I FORGOT ABOUT MY DATE!!!!!

Anyone who knows anything keeps a Michael Phelps at home.

Ofc Danny ends up with a story where the choices he makes have no repercussions. The more popular stories really are altered by the decisions you make 😂

17:42 favorite part "oohh it is flirty, look at that" ~Danny Gonzalez

“and meet Shane dawson” everyone: 👀

“i ate 🍒🍓b e r r i e s🍒🍓and they were the wrong b e r r i e s 🤫😳🤪✨” -danny as gregi

15:11 “HEY CHLOE PUT ME IN THE STORIE pleeease”

I cried laughing at Danny raging at this episode 😭💀😂😂😂

this girl is HUSTLING for these stories my god

9:23 her mom entered the room like: "are ya winning, son?"

why am I actually getting invested in this story-

5:36 *sad teenage girl-grandma noises*

The way Danny didn't take his sip of his drink, when he saw the camara that Mia was using to record was priceless

Danny’s second channel in a nutshell: Danny’s hair gets fluffier and little nutcracker isn’t present.

Danny:*talks about cats and KZfaq* Mia:”and I will meet Shane Dawson”. Danny: ...

I like how he doesn’t just make fun of the episode for being “cringe” or anything. He’s a nice person.

The creators instagram does exist still but it has 2 underscores instead of 1 and that’s why it didn’t appear.

danny: *says mum in a british accent* australians: *are we a joke to you??*

well at least there weren't a million paywalls like my poor guy Kurtis found

16:13 She was making a POV and Danny it's not the Adsense , she posted it on her only fans which is why she could afford a new camera

Danny is so silly, wacky, and unscripted I might have to call the authorities.

ok but why is mia so bothered by leah showing her youtube channel? like, it’ll just get her more views...

i never skip hello fresh ads. the food just looks so good

I feel like if I was a creator of the story that Danny reacted to, I would not get offended, even though the story clearly made fun of. This is the most friendly criticism I've seen: you point what feels wrong to you, like introduction video instantly blowing up, or lack of meaningful choices, or THE VERY LEAST opportunity to name your character - but you're still so accepting of it all and even try to reach out to creator to be in this story. That's so sweet!

Mia: I hate you Skyler Two Seconds later: Mia: I’ve never meet a boy like him in my life. I love him Me: *Visible Confusion*

Lol why is this guy pretending to be danny he’s so silly and wacky

“I’ll let it slide cause this is for the tube” 💀

Laughed my ass off at this; don’t know why. 1:09

squeet

Danny : "A nice, reliable lime." It's relimeable.

I like how she talks about reveling an incident that everyone already probably knows about. She didn't say she ever switched schools her classmates are prob just gonna say "oh I remember that" its not like a secret.

Danny is making really sure that we don't confuse this with his first channel in the intro lol

“AND MEET SHANE DAWSON” r-r-r-roll💿up⬆️to2️⃣the🤩party🥳with🧶my🧚crazy🤪pink💝wig💇🏼‍♀️

I feel like danny's entire second channel is sponsored by la croix

Still waiting for the 3rd episode of this Danny.

The one story Danny picks is the one that the choices actually don’t matter and you don’t get to change your name 😂

Drew: extra background Kurtis: extra greeting Danny: extra channel

My sense of humor is broken- he burped and I just- I couldn't stop laughing 😂

“I’m gonna expose your KZfaq to the whole school!” Thanks that’s exactly what we wanted

Imagine if Drew got a third channel where he gets even wackier and crazier

"I can meet shane dawson!" Girl...not now

9:36 i actually spit out my drink, i have no idea why

i’m going through a really hard time right now and this video gave me a good laugh and i really needed that right now thank you danny i luv you

“I’m going to show the whole school!” ...so, like. You’re going to give her views? Like she wanted?

Imagine being however old the author is and having some random moderately sized channel hit you up like "PUT ME IN YOUR LONG-FORGOTTEN MIDDLE SCHOOL PROJECT"

13:41 thx for the free clout ig

"ON MY ONLYFANS!" HELP THAT MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD IDEK WHY

Every time he says Chloe in a passive-aggressive manner I genuinely feel like he's speaking to me and I've deeply offended him just for existing

guys i’m not exactly sure but i think this is his second channel where he likes to get a bit ✨𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓻✨

THE SHANE DAWSON CAT JOKE HAS ME ROLLING

We need to get this person to put Danny in episode

I can tell chloe (the one that created the series) is Aussie/Australian. In Australia we call swimsuits swimmer and say mum instead of mom

man, dont you hate that relatable high school moment when your classmate finds out about your youtube channel?

Can you make episode 3 dude, love the series! I’m subbed to both your channels, you have inspired me to do so much man, much love

4:22 that one looked like it felt good

Mom: Anybody can see these, this is dangerous. MiA: No. Mom: *understandable, have a great day*

“Maybe if she gets a little more famous she’ll shave her entire head” So like *Joana Ceddia?*

3:23 i love the just... utter confusion on Danny's face and how he just freezes in time

I love how every video he makes sure everyone knows that this is his second channel 😂

Imagine/POV: this is actually a La Croix sponsorship and the only reason he doesn't like "pasticue" flavor is to not make you suspicious

When you said “on my only fans” I LOST IT

Mia just looks so much older than Mum and that's hilarious

I’m so disappointed that Danny said cute boy instead of a hubba hubba hunk of a man while describing Skyler 😩

Danny: "A lime will never let you down" My brain: Unlike a watermelon...

This guy kinda looks like Danny Gonzales

i think the author is australian bc they said mum and swimmers. PETITION TO DO AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT PLS 😀

17:59 btw for anyone who doesn't know how episode works YOU CODE THAT SHIT their is an option to just clip and past buts heavily limited if you wanna add cars you have to put in some actual coded also if you clip past your choices have no actual effect so yes this author absolutely coded this and let me tell you. Episode coding is a facting nightmare I don't know if things have been fixed since but often times your flags for choices don't function you characters are blad for some reason the Choice you fixed last episode isn't carrying over. So while the story is lacking I can understand being so confused with the coded that your characters end up standing instead of sitting XD

"I got over 1000 views!" "On what?" Danny: "On my Onlyfans! :D"