Picture this: You’re getting ready to go out. You’re running late. The tiny meat gang podcast fills the silence in your room, their voices coming from your phone as it sits in the charger collecting as much power as it can before you have to leave. You realise you left your shirt upstairs near the ironing board, you can’t unplug the phone but you don’t want to miss out on the tantalising tales of Cody and his mate. You make a decision. The wrong decision. You turn the volume on your phone up high enough to hear from even the top floor. You were a fool to believe nothing could go wrong in the time it took you to rush upstairs and grab your shirt. “Ahhhh ahhhhh sug my fugging puggy!” the tiny meat men’s moans fill your house. You’re too far away now, you can’t stop them. You rush down the stairs but it’s too late. Your mother, your siblings, they all heard. But they didn’t see, they don’t know the truth. But you know they could never handle it. You hang your head in shame, this is your fault.

“Steve jobs just died of ligma 😔” “Who’s Steve jobs?” “Ligma balls”

Kelsey if you read this, i am so sorry you are burdened with loving someone who pump and dumps.

Thank God for the reupload I couldn't tell whether this was last week's episode or not

I'm sorry did Cody just say he facetimed rich brian as if it was nothing

he really just reposted this whole hour long episode cuz there was no intro and black fade ending

If Noel isn't eating upon my arrival I'm worried

noel's finger guns at 25:53 has been the absolute pinnacle of this podcast

I don't think that's the gayest thing you've ever said, Cody. That's honestly the most stereotypical straight male thing you could have said.

this is a belated observation but Noel really has great hosting abilities; he's not afraid to be raw in detailing events or opinions and never has an air of arrogance about himself which is refreshing :)

are we all gay? -cody ko 2018

Why do Cody’s knees look like .... That

Rise and Shine #SugarGayNation Btw Cody’s mate speaks pretty good English for being Sugondese

okay but how did u guys actually meet elon before russ

So I'd *finally* gotten likes AND comments on my comment for the first time ever and yall really went and reuploaded. I feel VERY personally attacked. Gonna have to go clear my mind.

This is actually the podcast of an hour ago. If you want this hour'spodcast, give us money to buy fortnite skins

*_Lil Reupload on the beat_*

i feel like they reuploaded just so cody could have his name in the title. changing the title just wasn’t enough.

yawning? knock it off

Just realised those green lights flash everytime they speak and now I cant look at anything else

hilarious how CODY KRODUTALAZCUTION is saying no guys are named Noel

The moment Cody said the stuff about the porn noises I knew exactly what Noel was about to do😂😂

Thanks for re-uploading with the proper intro, now I can watch the podcast.

I’m forever gonna wonder what I missed by not listening right away.

Manz forgot the intro😂😂😂

had a dream that both kelsey and aleena were going to be on this podcast, I woke up and am very disappointed

I play the podcast when I'm cleaning the house or when I'm trying to get my daughter to go to sleep. She's 6 months old and loves you guys lol I've been listening since the first episode and I think she remembers your voices from when she was in the womb (yeah weird I know)

Speaking of movie sets, how’s suki my duggggg?? Been excited for that shig

I was dying at the emoji part

me immediately opening a new tab: urban dictionary sus

corey ko just doesn’t understood the fortnight porn

what the fugg is up with the reupload

*that’s mad tea my sis*

Why does Cody cough after he laughs? Like is he okay? Does he need medical help? Is his age getting to him?

Noel saying Chapters and Indigo sound like strip clubs is hilarious.

Without even watching yet we all know this title isn't even clickbait.

u guys make me forget my anxiety

_Gets decent views on last podcast_ *Crash KZfaq*

this episode really highlighted the fact why this podcast is called "tiny meat gang"

Cody being an old man: "I wanted to punch the youth"

The “oh my god” Patrick Bateman bit 😂😂😂

Poor Kelsey......

imma be so sad if cody and noel have a falling out

is it because of the intro

2:30 But if ur not gay, her pleasure IS your pleasure

My favorite jokes are the ones from Noel that make Cody winces. “Ohhhhhkay”

Woah that felt soooo.. rewarding to hear them say my name out of nowhere lmao

Noel always killin me with these impressions

Noel hella doxxing himself in this video with his commentary on watching porn

Noel’s forbidden story is exactly what happened to my sister and I 😂 we thought the video was Forest Gump 💀💀💀

Is this a hibiscus reupload?

there is a canes in literally every city in texas fam, i cant just imagine post malone walking in canes the most casual place ever lol

Wow poor Kelsey

This is by far the best episode I’ve seen, had me in stitches half the time XD

cody being top tier bi?? we been knew skksks he’s our bicon 💀

oohhhhh, this is LAST WEEKS episode. makes so much sense now.

holy crud im gonna spunk

"Ligma love and support dawg" caught me soo off guard that I snot rocketed while brushing my teeth

Wonder if Kelsey watches all these

Noel...why do you know the grapefruit sound so well?

Noel is a conversation hijacker lmao

did I watch this exact podcast earlier or am I going insane?

I’m so hurt y’all don’t talk about love island anymore

I choked at Cody's reaction to "puggy."

i love when they start off the podcast wheezing @ each other's jokes hdfbfjdijh

I love the random "Good Neighbor" type bits sprinkled in there

Omg I’m packing the last of my things to move today, all the doors and windows open to my apartment, airplaying this through my house and I couldn’t find the remote to turn it down fast enough 😂😂 the one time I play it out loud

Cody out here speaking truths about post nut clarity and college

I listen your podcast without earphones, so when i hear my parents I pause, it's like a adrenalin shot everytime

We all know that you wanna be a music producer, but that doesn't mean that you have to become DJ khaled You thought you could delete all the roasts by reuploading

58:49 “that’s a hibiscus flower idk if that makes a difference” 😂 this took me out laughing

Bro I had to put my socks on just looking at the title

I was laughing so hard I couldn't walk up my stairs

Cane's is literally my crack. Obsessed

stay safe is such a jam

Don’t know why i thought it was a good idea to listen to this out loud at work.....

I wanted to clown on Cody but then I remembered the kind of porn that I watch

My friend, who works in a movie theater, told me that this guy came up to him and showed him a video of him punching babies. Epic lol.

"it's dying anyway" Lmao sike

The way Noel said "do you want to take a little trip" felt like a threat

stop saying pleasure thx

did you reupload bc you forgot the beginning lol

When Noel said "you wanna see some titties" my brother had just walked in and just burst out laughing

My mom was diagnosed with caressma

lmao just woke from a nap and i could have sworn i already watched this this morning 🤔

Noel, you are always eating ! Incredible.

You had me CACKLING in the first fucking minute

I wish you guys would put all of your songs on Spotify like I’m rich and Corey Wayne’s

12:54 “oh it’s just the schizophrenia” ffs 😂

Did they really reupload just to put in the intro bc if they did I am here for it

there’s tons of raising canes in southern california like in laguna hills or in huntington beach LOL

They're so good how can i get this weeks episode ??

He numbered the first one 42 instead of 41 as well

Reupload??

I just noticed that Cody's deliberation trying to cover his knee.

Love the Small protein group podcast keep it up boys

I just finished watching and now I have an essay to do. Time to clear my head

this is a good episode, finally. good job, old men.

I just realized that the black box in between them on the table has a green light that lights up every time they talk

so where’s cody’s main channel upload