Insane player. Those assists from KDB tho.. absolute world class

He is bigger, faster, stronger and smarter than most defenders, it must suck to defend him.

I didn't realize what a freakin mean ass beast this guy is...! Powerful runner. I love the way he just bumps/bashes people out of the way like they were children

Man, Holding was literally holding on for his dear life in that Arsenal game 😂

He is big, massive, fast. All defenders literaly holding to their life when Haaland approaching.

He is going to become a legend of this game

When City signed Haaland i think the prem sat up not quite knowing what to expect with views mixed about whether he could do it in the EPL, i dont think anyone quite expected his impact, scary thing is he's still learning and Pep is still trying to figure out how best to integrate and get the best from him, whether you support City or not he is undeniably a phenomenal talent.

Best striker currently in the world. He's perfect in 4 things. His physical strength, ball control (in the sense that he can shoot from any angle), he's incredibly fast (especially when taking his weight into account and his form when running isn't that good) and he's very aware of his surrounds (he isn't offside a lot for instance). Funny enough he's probably the only professional striker that doesn't ever perform a trick, doesn't need it.

*Reasons why you can't tackle Haaland* - *1. Because it's Haaland* 🤖

His movement is second to none he’s a beast

He’s always pushing players coz he is damn strong and has a lot of pace too

As a goal scorer he’s got the lot. It’s beginning to look like we’re looking at the greatest goal scorer of all time. It’s a nightmare for defenders.

When haaland is attacking all defenders falls automatically 😂

Haaland is the best striker in the world

The modern striker. Has it all.

This dude moves so uncoordinated but knows exactly what he’s doing, such a raw striker.

i have never seen this strength and speed combo, holy shit, how menacing it is to see him sprinting, he outmuscles top pl (and pl is top league in world) defenders, also outsprints them all... insane... also how refreshing is to see a players who refuses to dive? pleasure to watch

Best striker in the planet and he s just 22 reaching levels of goals like anyone in history Unreal cyborg 💙💙💙

The unique striker who can make defender dive

I love his physicality, football needs more of it

If in few years Haaland improve his ball control then there would be no stopping him✌️

You need at least MINIMUM two defenders to mark this man. Cause this man is gonna be balloon do'r winner in the future make my words

What I notice is that he doesnt need dribbling. He just gives them a slight push and off they go.

He's the literal definition of the perfect strike: tall, strong, good aerial and heading, ridiculously fast and can finish with both feet

He s a beast, an absolute beast 💪

Top class finisher 🔥

He's too strong. Gonna piss a lot of players off . I can't wait 🙌

I'm just happy he's wearing a City shirt

Haaland is like a cheetah on the football field, always ready to pounce and score a goal. But unlike a cheetah, he doesn't need to take a break after running for just 30 seconds!

Most of the strikers look for a push from defenders and fall to score a penalty, but with Haaland, it's the defenders who are at the risk of going down

The way how bro breaks the defense line with his speed is remarkable🔥

He uses his body well to shield defenders, but he also gets away with a fair amount of push-offs that make him impossible to defend

HALAAND es un animal pasar entre la linea de enfrente ninguno lo hace Balón de oro para el Androide 🗿

It's crazy how large and heavy he is yet he does so well and is deceptively fast.

Defending this robot is a hard task

Haaland would make a great defender with his IQ, strength, and positioning.

This guy is a killer and destroyer of goalkeepers ❤

Haaland é um Cometa, um Ciborgue. Baita centroavante com excelente Aptidão física ( força e velocidade ) e Finalização ( Chute e cabeceio ).

what an athlete and a talent I do hope he can escape injury and keep fit if so he's going to be an all time great

Hes mastered the use of his big body. Hes athletic and fast enough to beat you that way as well. Damn near unstoppable when he combines them all.

Most feared striker itw

He is like the custom character you make in FIFA while playing easy mode. Don't need tricks, just run straight and score a few every game.

ERLING HAALAND TIES MO SALAH’S RECORD FOR MOST PL GOALS IN A 38-GAME SEASON (32) 🔥

this guy is amazing. I really have no words. The level of speed, control and ease in which he produces goals is really second to none. Absolute phenom. He must have a under 11sec. 100m time if you ask me.

Football turn into rugby match when Haaland decided to tackle defender

1:13 I just love everything about that goal

A striker that stages wrestling matches with CB's at the corner flag every game xD

I can’t believe this is all in one season and it’s not over yet 😢

KDB and haaland are so good at making opportunities and captilasing on them

If there ever was a real life version of Majin Buu...

He is like an Ibrahimovic with skills.

Imagine this already brilliant Player, great Athlete and outstanding Human would start to train various Martial Arts. Wow. Love to see this future with a real Human superhero. P.s.: I feel wierdly honoured that he played for Dortmund as Fan.

i think haaland will be greater and a bigger legend than mbappe by the end of their careers

When I first seen halaand debut for Dortmund I knew he'd become a star and his only getting better shades of a young cr7 what a machine

He plays like a character straight out of comic books. Unreal.

He's powerful

He doesn't have to dribble pass defenders, He bodied them.

He's like monster truck crushing everything in its path lol

Only injuries can prevent him from breaking all various goals records.

Haaland parece una tractomula Kenworth de la montaña arroya al que se le ponga de frente

He's the Usain bolt of football... height, strength, speed and very entertaining!

He is a great player but KDB is a masterclass in delivery

Un killer.... Depredador del área.... Realmente una bestia a la hora de atacar.....sufren los defensores con el definitivamente

Pep said he can get better. In Pep we trust. 😊

He got that viking blood in him

insane kdb🔥

6:48 Haaland has touch of death, truly a great player

"Erling Haaland Cant dribble!" I dont think he needs to

He is unbelievable goat ❤

He makes it look so easy, its just crazy to watch, and hard to understand xD

crazy striker with strength skill for goal

he's like a train whose brakes fail

The terminator ! The beast ! The viking ! The Samson , all in one.

Haaland is actually from Bøverelv in Tromsnes municipality where I live; we used to play football together when we were 4-5 years old. Already then he was smoking the small lappish grown up men, bullyuing them on the field into submission!

Acrobacias do ibrahimovic, velocidade do mbappe, cabeceio de cr7 e brutalidade do ramos

6:46 his fingers push is just enough to finish the defenders

The way he runs he is very fast, reminds me of a cheetah chasing poor gazelle when he runs to score a goal.

Love how Trent is getting torched in the thumbnail

Strength skill speed. Recipe for a long and successful career

in his first season in the premier league, he broke the scoring record, is about to win the treble, is the top scorer in all of europe, and will most likely win the ballon d'or. forgot to mention he's only 22 years old

The balloons he's getting from KDB.... insane

We might be witnessing the best goal scorer of all time

When defending Haaland, you try to clear the ball away asap. Don't think of stopping the man

He is a living proof of the current shortage of quality defenders, I’d like to watch him against a prime Ramos or Pepe 😅

2:48 360 with a slight touch

Lord Haaland sends his regards 💙💙💙

Techniques of a defender, skills of a striker

I don't know what's the scariest part about haaland his first touch his speed his strength his finishing, it's literally like a fifa game player created

Crazy; I'd rather experience a real tsunami than having to defend this guy

what a beast. feels like he'd rather run through a brick wall to score a goal than bag an empty netter cuz it's more manly.

this video is goated

He's pushing it harder n harder

Alternative title: Gilbert the alien tries football

When you max out your player's sprint speed and acceleration attributes in FIFA to 99. Haaland's a BEAST.

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As long as i remember city always had very good passer now they had very good striker

Haaland is a nightmare for the Defenders. They can't match his strength and agility.

I really hope for next next next season, I can see Haaland dribled 3-5 man to score goals or do a long power/flick shot to score goals. it will start to become a cliché if haaland just keeps running and bodied the defenders to score goals. 😂😂

He actually misses quite a bit too 😂😂😅

Thanos of football