Hahaha dude yes he’s always like that it’s so funny

hes a city player thats why

I love this man more than myself, what a great guy and definitely a very great player

Hate City but respect Haaland, Foden and Grealish in particular

@@Jackosaurus117 'hate city' 💀

​@@Justabigronaldofanxx yes united fans hate shitty

Fr lmao😂

you died bro? Are you good, need help?

Real 🥳🥳

@@jeppeheppejepsen5960call an ambulance lol

Respect to you!

I hate him as a Newport county, villa, juventus & Orlando pirates fan

@@DeeezB😂😂😂😂

@@DeeezB Based

Loving rival players is absolutely insane

easy

It was against Honduras i don't know what that even is, even he refrains from mentioning it upfrontly.

@@Tate525 It was U-20 World Cup 2019 in Poland. I was at this match in Lublin. Honduras had a quite good national team in 2010-2014 years (2 appereance at senior World Cup, and twice they were 3rd in CONCACAF Gold Cup), but performance youth team at those tournament were really poor.

Norway culture.

YES

And Pep singing with the following lyrics: "Twice, twice... Drink Water and Relax... We cannoh replace him... More than you believe..."

Shame that Zinchenko is no longer around in that team 😂

I made a new haaland song!

i thought that too, he has the most british norwegian accent ever

He sounds much more British now, than a few years ago.

Dude when he does an English accent he almost sounds American sometimes hahaha “the looovruh”

"cancelled" for what? You do realize that Scandinavians have been braiding their hair for hundreds of years.

@@themanwithnothingtolose you do realize the people who cancel others don’t care, right? 🤣

@@themanwithnothingtoloseYou know damn well that the politically correct squad isn't going to care about that lol. Cavani was fined for using the term "negrito" when referring to someone on social media, which is an endearing term in Southern America, yet that didn't stop people from wanting him to be punished for it - which he was.

@@umarrazvi yes I agree. It's all dumb.

Honestly, no one owns your hair, I believe he has the freedom to wear his hair as he wishes. and that long lush blonde hair with braids,,, are you kidding me!!!! Bro would look amaaaaaaazing!

🥺 he respect a lot his father 🥺

tupac/rap music is very mainstream in norway

​@@powerkingez9682 Tupac isn't very mainstream, but rap definitely is

Tupac is arguably the biggest rap legend of all time, of course he's mainstream.

@@Jawnexplores so wrong

I hope he does.

One of the best at what he's doing for sure

One of the best if not the best at what he's doing for sure

Assists are meaningless for strikers. Emile Heskey has more than Paul Scholes. He literally doesn't offer more than tap-ins. You're using goals to compare a 6'4 predatory penalty-box striker to a 5'7 tricky winger/playmaker in Messi who was constantly injured and finished behind Villarreal in the league before the Spanish attacking revolution which Haaland is reaping the rewards of. Being prolific or precocious at a young age may indicate an amazing talent - or it may indicate a player who peaked and reached his ceiling early and found his niche like Haaland did in a counter-attacking Dortmund side. He's made City worse in the league overall and modern football needs more than a goal poacher who can't carry the ball or make a reverse pass.

@@claudecarlyle9284 Hesky does not have more assists then Scholes your wrong and assist are not meaningless, they are literally the movement the player makes with the ball that lead to the game changing by a goal resulting in it, your illogical statement when applied might as well mean goals and game scores are meaningless as well, which is what the whole game of football is based on. By tracking assists, analysts can quantify the striker's contribution to the team's offensive output beyond just scoring goals. These assists are the actual instances where the striker's actions contribute to the team's output. The striker's movements and decisions interact with those of their teammates to produce the actual thing that changes the result of the game, e.g: the scoring of a goal. You clearly don’t watch him, he had 15-20 tap ins last season, I didn’t use only goals in the comparison, it’s not the 1980’s anymore With the popularity of inside forwards with inverted foot (left on the right side and right on the left side) most wingers today are more or less strikers on the wing. Sánchez, messi, Ronaldo, hazard,figo, salah, Ribéry, Robben, neymar, mbappe, bale,reus etc….all routinely out scored the strikers they played with. Messi at Haalands age literally played during the golden era of the Spanish attacking revolution, he wasn’t constantly injured he literally played 127 game before 09 and still couldn’t match Haalands output. Ronaldo: Minutes per goal or assist at 21 was 156. Messi: Minutes per goal or assist at 21 was 103 Haaland: Minutes per goal or assist at 21 was 78 He’s clear much more then a goal scorer, he’s literally had only two less assists then messi at 22 years old, a master of getting into space, can carry the ball forward when heading up top, great at creating changes, a master at creating more space for his teammates when attacking due to getting the defenders to focus on, great at keeping the ball for Man City by rescuing it when it’s high in his air due to his amazing air ability, brilliant at pressing he tops the Premier League charts for pressures in the final third etc….he didn’t make city worse, they scored more goals with him and he won them the treble, he’s a never before seen freak of nature

@@KMD-qj1qc Pardon me, but you're being extremely generous in describing Haaland's attributes to the point of making stuff up. Heskey has about the same number of assists as Scholes in the Prem - it was Peter Crouch who has more. Therefore they're better passers than Scholes? They're meaningless with context. Do you honestly think Haaland is a better passer than John Stones or Busquets who break the lines through a crowded midfield because he has more assists? Do you honestly think he's a comparable passer to Kane, never mind Messi? I'm well-aware of paradigm-shifts in the 21st century, with front-threes and inverted-forwards. Because of this, technically limited goal poaching athletes like Haaland can be a hindrance in a possession side. You're pretending that Haaland is Van Basten or Thierry Henry 2.0, but Haaland gets assists because he plays at the sword's point of an attack near the penalty box; he doesn't create chances from midfield, he rarely makes throughballs/progrssive passes/passes into the final-third, his open-play xG efficiency is outside the top 500 in Europe and misses a lot of big chances, he can't carry the ball (see his carries and dribbling stats), his right foot is weak and his aerial game is bafflingly poor for such a big and athletic man (Man City fans on the BlueMoon forum and Dortmund fans on Reddit have made several threads noting this), and Messi was out on the wing and missing 10-15 games per season through injury and making a lot of appearances off-the-bench as R10's understudy, and finished 3rd behind Villarreal in 2008 with less than 80-team goals - then Pep arrived and turned him into a false-9 and revolutionised football (note that Pep rejects tiki-taka possession). Haaland is an amazing athlete, excellent off-the-ball movement, a fox-in-the-box poacher and devastating on the counter-attack, and he's given them the Plan B that City lacked in the CL (see 3-0 Bayern at home, though Rudiger contained him and he struggled against Inter), but even Giroud is clearly a better player technically. Haaland has made City worse domestically; their offensive metrics are considerably down since Haaland's arrival compared to the previous 5 seasons and they're worse defensively because their midfield is more porous and static. He leads final-third pressures because he plays so high up the pitch; he rarely actually wins the ball and it's more rare that he drops into midfield to aid defensively.

Slow down, he's awesome but don't forget we still have a Messi

No.

​@daginn896 yes you melt 🥳

He has gotten them before but he never keeps them in during the season

braids look fire on scandinavians

​@@MusialaFan2552Why are you so concerned with the hair? 😂

Would? He's done it a million times 😭🥳

Jack grealish is the best

@@youtubebanme7179 love jack as he is fun to watch and his great bond with everyone and really miss him💙💙 but Rubin got better looks💙

I wish 😅

True

Makes no sense at all

Already done it 🥳

Show evidence where he exclusively said "Messi is better than Ronaldo" Y'all like twisting players words but unlike y'all they have a live and care-less about such trivial things 😂😂

But messi is statistically and objectively better anyway

@@James-ly1zt not really???? Messi has better stats because he played in Barcelona predominantly.... He has never been a player of the Season outside LA Liga so comparing with someone who played in various leagues will yield biasedness

@@ModernFootball866 @@ModernFootball866 he also said in another interview that Cr7 is the best of all time 😂😂as I said these players have lives and have no need for trivial things....if you ask him about R9 he will also say the same thing 😂😂

That's the same as saying Ronaldo has so many goals because he played for Real Madrid for a long time, I've never seen a worse argument lmao

Becoming more comfortable with speaking English so obviously

hard work

He was never gonna sign fan United, he’s been a city fan since young, he’s got family in Manchester and he’s dad played for City

What makes you think he would join penchester united?

That part has been overplayed since City transfer. Maybe he wasn`t ever going to United. Maybe he was open under the right circumstances. I think so@@KMD-qj1qc

Wouldn't get many games till kane retired

@@pizzagateisreal maybe or maybe not England can choose 2 striker formation kane can play deep maybe it will work

@@Grraatterr definitely an option

@@pizzagateisreal yeah he will get Julian alvarez treatment 💀😂

@@Grraatterr pmsl

It's debatable, bc there is Foden, Saka, Salah, hell Ollie watkins deserves a shout he's been amazing this season and mind you those are only attackers

Mate haaland its haaland the beast whats foden or ollie comp to him ​@@jasonmillsom2981

Palmer

@@EstifMulugeta-ob4yt may be for the midtable clubs🤣🤣🤣😁

@@ibrahimali4612 1 Salah 2 saka 3 palmer

Add Everton's Onana to sing the chorus, PL music battle.