For a YT video, yes. For a general unbroken stretch of sarcasm, I can go at least 24 hours straight. If you out-sarcasm me, I'll get down on my knees praising your sheer sarcastic genius and its indisputable glory.

Actually tho

At first i was like “he can’t be serious when was this uploaded?” then after a minute “Oh it’s a joke?” “Always has been”

This was funny, but also slightly enraging that they betrayed the fan base so thoroughly :/

What do you mean this vid was totally completely serious you asseto corsa elitist😡😡😡

🤣

🤣

/submarine

Lol

Hahhhahhaa yeah!

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yeah but... than*

@@ajemajh ajem, seems like PROJECT CARS 3 more like a rehashed version of NFS SHIFT from 2009 despite the graphics look cool.

@drumgunner6864a nice racing game

BeamNG: that's cute

It's a joke I make with my friends about Gran Turismo calling itself "The Real Driving Simulator", I tell them, "well, it's realistic if they can control what is Reality"

@@DemonLordGamingAC0 are you 12 years old? It's funny, you criticize GTs realism while giving a completely unrealistic critique lol there's a spectrum of realism in racing games and gt is far closer to the realistic end. Just because it pales in comparison to assetto corsa and rfactor 2 doesn't change the fact that it was the most realistic racing game on console until AC was released, and is still easily #2 (I don't count ACC. It has shit FFB anyways)

@Angelo Griffith Most top sims don't have realistic visual damage model too but they are still highly regards sims especially on PC. -> iRacing has visual damage only on specific racing cars that can have their panels detached from the body, most cars don't. -> ACC have very limited visual damage model where a hood might be lifted up slightly, scratches via normal and diffuse maps but all the body panels stick with the car and the deformation is faked with normal/bump map. -> rFactor is basically no visual damage unless you use a mod. rFactor 2 might have on certain cars. -> GT7 does have a mechanical damage model but it has to be enabled, the latest patch added new offline and online events with the damage model where a crash would result in your car to have less performance, stability and downforce, in terms of visual damage it is similar to ACC but no hood lifting. -> Project Cars has a decent visual damage model where body parts will detach but otherwise a mediocre sim so no one really cared. -> Forza 7 have physical soft body deform and scratches like in ACC but that's pretty much it (no loose parts). It's also quite unrealistic since cars don't deform like clay, body panel should crunch/fold. From all the sims I listed I think only rFactor 2 has terminal damage where you can't continue to drive after a crash. (also Dirt Rally but that's a different kind of sim) All sims listed here do have some sort of mechanical damage that affects cars performance and handling. So if the top sims out there don't have proper damage model, we shouldn't expect Gran Turismo to somehow over-exceed in this realm either. A sim that is played well with a controller doesn't make it less of a sim, in GT7 you can see the steering rack indicator HUD in the middle of your screen, when you play with a controller you can see the steering rack movement simulates the non-linear curve and dampening of steering input like in real-life which is smart instead of the linear instantaneous input of the joystick in most other racing games, that is why GT7 is very usable with a controller, only disadvantage is there is no force feedback and you can't be as consistent compared to using a wheel. The reason why most other sims don't play well with a controller because they haven't done a sophisticated steering rack translation model for the joysticks (low priority), not necessarily because the physics don't allow it.

@@michaelfinlay1412 Kaguya Shinomiya while playing PROJECT CARS 3: Ooooh... Kawaii koto.

*M Y L O R D*

Christ

It's homicide really.

Broadbent's balls are smaller. he has enough subs to calculate now.

Well deserved beat down.

Burkhart 21 minutes of sarcasm richly deserved by the clowns who put this game together...

@@1RolandG70 Haha yeah for sure man, this is probably the worst marketing effort I've seen by any company ever, and I study marketing so I'd know what I'm talking about! XD

@Gaming Central Plays I got fooled as well. He almost got me buying the game...but after a few minutes, I realized he actually saved from wasting money.

Burkhart It wouldn’t matter if it had been marketed to exactly who it was aimed at. Even for them, it is a disaster of poor design and balancing and performance issues. The SMS bug reporting page on their forum is already blowing up…. But we all knew that was coming, didn’t we? LOL

But accurate statements!

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@@ajemajh everyone:

You could say... they’ve gone slightly mad...

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Should be fully mad studios lol

@@thepazmaniandevil94 *fully mad studios

What's hilarious is that EA bought Codemasters, so SMS are back in the clutches of their would be killer's basement again!

yeah it's so good and high quality that my eyes bleed with the same tone of red

@@pandaeatsramen273 it’s the future

🤣🤣🤣

It _might_ be better if it were a white or black flash, as happens when your brain gets a sudden jolt.

COD moment in a freaking car game

Watch video on captain marvel by the critical drinker. You will be surprised

He's my hero.

Critical Drinker sounds sarcastic and half drunk all the time. 😂

@@Ermz same here :D

really hope they see it.

🤣🤷‍♂️

Lmao

You mean a easy to play arcade style game with lots of options and great graphics? Yep, exactly what i asked for.😀

I bout it before this review and I’d enjoyed quite a bit. But it does seem like a rehash of PC2 just to see if it would do better as an arcade racer. It seems outside of street racing, arcades track racers to fair too well. I wouldn’t mind if this dev tried an arcade motorcycle racing game though.

@@snapdragon9300 Great graphics???🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

Game makes Forza 7 look like a more consistent sim-racer LMAO.

It reminds me of Forza 1

Isn’t it shit!! Did you have the downloaded version or disc as I wish to get a refund too but as a D/L I don’t know if I can. We do have strict laws here in Oz re this sorta thing. It makes FM 7 look so professional, (they even copied the stupid (IMHO) dancing dolls that bare no resemblance to any racing driver I know!) What rubbish not even being able to assign controls first WTF!! I thought it was me! Love AC and PC2, even FM7 to recreate historical car paint schemes etc. Ian Bell, you deceived us all....

True

@@pete218.. Tell them it was an unauthorized purchase made by your son. It worked for me because I was refunded.

Oh they probably planned to put that in a dlc of some sorts. Because....... (drumroll please) MONEY!!

You can't even run timed races anyway. You get, uh, 99 laps (but le mans ain't one).

@@jdevlin1910 And don't forget no pits for you cuz you ain't need them anyway

Hey, don't you complain! REAL sim racers don't race at Spa and Le Mans! And removed PitLanes, for our safety!!

These comments are damn hilarious but sad at same time.. 😅

Lmaooo ahh now it makes sense why the pit lanes are closed 😂😂😂

Covid19 lockdown feature...brilliant 😂🤣😅

Every time when that happens, I expect an unf from doomguy.

@@bookle5829 Now i want a mod that does that

This is the best comment I've seen this month lmao

Keith White Well, to be fair, Reiza didn’t blow three years on a vaporware mobile game, two years on a F&F disaster, and one year on designing a console supposed to compete with Sony and Microsoft!

@@1RolandG70 I guess that's fair then...

Destinkeys Racing Videos Still no excuse.

It's simply a matter of attitude

@@1RolandG70 so true! 🤣 that puts pc3 in a totally new light. I might give it a try just to support this brave and ambitious management 🤔

Your intuition guides you well, Mike. Literally within the minute it was posted 😂

@@Ermz I bet he's got a nose for it. Smells it a mile away and a decade into the future, like my grandmother does with people that use garlic. 😂

He's reviewing it as if it's a hardcore sim when it's not supposed to be that. It's a simcade and it's an absolute joy to play. It's massive fun! You sim snobs can turn your noses up and prance off snorting like prize winning racehorses but you're missing out on a FANTASTIC simcade racing experience with GREAT physics.

Timothy27778 I’m glad you enjoy it dude. But keep in mind it’s not just us elitist, snobby, egotistical sim purists that can’t find the fun in this title. Watch IGN’s review or a number of others cited on GT Planet. Also, whoooosh. If you think Ermin reviewed this as a hardcore sim, you’ve missed the joke. He referenced Slightly Mad’s own words, which touted PC3 as a sim.

@@SimRacing604 It's not an in depth sim but its simulation of car physics is great IMO. IGNs review is weird. So you can't race more than 99 laps- who wants a single race that lasts more than 6 hours? His objection to the classes is weird. Who cares that the sesto elemento is in that class? It has comparable performance. I could go on but I'm getting back to PC3. It doesn't deserve the hate.

A Project CARS mobile game is in development.

ThePandafriend in 1 year - “After we received thrilling feedback from the community we’ve decided to take a bold step for our next project simply titled “Cars 4”. This has all the realism and none of the hassle that real world drivers has to go though, simply taking simulation to the next, next level. We’ve gone ahead and teamed up with Disney and their expertise with their successful Cars series, to deliver the next groundbreaking piece of entertainment in simracing. Its now official that we will be responsible for bringing utter realism to the fourth entry in our series, as we’ll be handling the game tie in with the official CarsTM 4 movie. Our improved handling model includes both accelerating and breaking as well as occasionally tilting your device (or controller) for full control and realism. CarsTM 4 will launch on all devices (and consoles) on may 4th 2022 and will be our first game developers from the ground up to appeal to all ages of racing simulation fans” - SMS

so ironic, now ea has codies.

EA Killed the Project Cars franchise. It's over 😂. PC3 was the last one 😢

I shall recommend to an individual, as cultured as you, to try GRID and NFS Shift... the degree of realism, the racing experience is MINDBLOWING, like MY GOD. Try them, you'll be taken away by the HARDCORE SIMULATOR RACING EXPERIENCE... simply AMAZING

same

I feel Real Racing has a much less childish looking UI. This one's is more like Asphalt Extreme.

Facts.... I cried 😭😭😭😭

Forza horizon 4 is supposed to be wack though

@@andrewputnam2717 yea it's an arcade game, i bought pc2 recently and it's handling feels way more realistic

That really makes it a new low.

Just like real life then. They nailed every aspect of this game, well done sms 👏

Oh yah clearly realistic irl. Real drivers go Yeeeet into turn one all the time look at Danny Ric and his legendary dive bombs. Re watches Danny Ric overtakes clearly Sms get it right on the money 😑

Cmon, who hasn't done this at least once in a game of Forza though 😆

You and me both!

I didn't. I can afford premium.

@@afistfulofpimples1745 I cant, i am poor as hell!

racerman122 Adblock is free

@@thegrishin yea i have it....but im still poor..

Bought the game cause of this review. Didn’t disappoint at all so much that I set it on fire cause of how good it was

I pee on my pants with fascination of not needing to pitstop anymore, perfected in pure indulgence driving on a sky-surfing hybrid tires

😂

LOL IGN. They lost it years ago.

@@laurasfar18 Out of all IGN reviewers, Luke Reilly is actually the most competent, especially in racing games. Dude really knows his stuff.

Sad part is that people will buy it.

I think that’s a bit sad though, even though PCars and PC2 didn’t live up to the expectations placed on them they were on the right trajectory. For all it’s flaws, and there are many, PC2 is still a decent attempt at a “survey sim” for racing series.

Codemasters think you guys ought to come out your rigs and stretch a little bit 😂... I did with PC3 for about 1 hour of fun with my 5 year old on a controller. Now that he's sleep back in the rig for some sim racing. See guys perspective.

RevRideReason- ok so PC3 is just about good enough for a 5 year old. I guess it’s a good place to start indoctrination.

@@SimRacingVeteran still good for something my friend. 😉

But he's an idiot, he's reviewing it as if it's a hardcore sim when it's not supposed to be that. It's a simcade and it's an absolute joy to play. It's massive fun! You sim snobs can turn your noses up and prance off snorting like prize winning racehorses but you're missing out on a FANTASTIC simcade racing experience with GREAT physics.

Timothy27778 but if you wanted a simcade, go to forza, it’s better than this. And they marketed it as a sim.

@@watermelonbanana1772 Forza has rewind which totally kills the tension. I know you can just not use it. But if it's there then it's there.

@@Timothy27778 lol you are too much a fanboy of sms, now stop defending it, 12 year old

@@user-fd4il6pi9i I'm actually 42. I'll defend whatever I like.

I didn't realize till I read the comments.

I'll be honest it took me more minutes than I would like to admit to see the sarcasm.

Just had an argument with a guy on twitter that thinks the game is "really good" and worth spending £90 on. Lost cause sadly.

What he loves the game it's his favorite sim now

Just like real life. Truly takes magnificent step to next gen gaming

Nothing else, just that

Seriously. In essence it's a fine game, but they fucked the marketing up. Too bad I gotta buy and stream it for curious viewers.

No it's not just marketing. This game is an obnoxious cash grab. Simplified version of an old product with little to no effort put into it. Recycled content, idiotic design choices.

@@ErwinLiszkowicz If they were gonna cash grab they would've done a better job marketing it 💀.

​@@digitalcamaro9708 to be honest, the game itself as an arcade racer (which I like too) isn't good either. Bugs everyhwere, upgrade systems/decals/paint jobs are half baked compared to competitive titles in the arcade realm. Graphical bugs keep cropping up. No rumble on xbox controllers (because even in arcade, no QA testing is required). This is not a good show, not for sim, but not for arcade lovers either.

oh hey, it's Misha from Audi Sport

Hello there amazing man

I think it is because the horrible anti aliasing. You can't turn it off, so the picture is always blurry.

@@Nago15 I turn off antialiasing in every game aside from MSFS 2020, because it makes the game look way crisper and runs better. Win win

Pc2 graphics are amazing. This game is worse than a mobile phone.

Forza Horizon has always been my fave sim racer before this (maybe NFS Heat as well), but the biblical proportions of the launch of this beautiful masterpiece change my opinion. PC3 is not just a sim racer, it can solve all the world problems. It will end all wars. It will end poverty. It will bring immortality to all life on earth. Random fact: If I had written down one positive about this game every day since the year 100 AD, I would only be 10% of the way through my list of positives about this piece of art. I look forward to when SMS release all the fairly priced dlc that is bound to come at some point in the future.

iRacing sets the bar

@@efeick2002 Mate you are certifiably wrong, hate to break it to you. Need for speed has set the sim racing bar for about 69 years, followed by test drive unlimited and mario kart

@@robinthebobin6537 xddxdxdx

I wonder how many people actually caught that ref...

@@bentruitt9401 I caught it and used that ref.

RazorGaming I guarantee one thing. If this game tanks as bad as Shift2 did, the sim community won’t ever buy his BS again. That bridge has burnt to the bedrock. Fool me once...

@@1RolandG70 Shift 2 was a pretty fun game though. Definitely not a sim, but nevertheless fun to play.

ThePandafriend Opinions vary... on console, on a wheel, it was a mess. Bottom line, if the direction was so good, if the game wasn’t beaten badly by its competition, why did Ian Bell do a complete 180° for the next two games?

@Joey Farrell Yeah that might be right but PC2 at least had some improvements to the original sim racing oriented PC1 (ignoring now that we had to buy a new game for this) and I am finding it very suspicious that since Codemasters is on board the game made a 180° turn (no tire/fuel consumption and therefore no pit stops). But maybe I am missing something there.

@@1RolandG70 Yep, it's just an opinion. I don't say that it's universal.

I just can't... wow.

It's AUD. Still pretty expensive though.

Bit harsh on 'The Room.'

*shredded the tires after drifting halfway through Nordschleife* "anyway, how's your tire life?"

@@michaelskoomamacher5652 ahah 👌

Billy Mole and he just... kept.... pissing....

It's odd that the game @12:03 is promoting various youtubers via the decals. Wonder what went on there.

@@4879daniel jimmy Broadbent said they asked him if he wanted his logo in the game and Jimmy said yea sure. And never heard anything about it again until he saw it in game

Just sent it to Ian Bell(end)s twitter feed, see what oblivious response we get.

Too bad, people already bought it

Just pirate this game tbh, It's fun but it's not worth $60, so don't even pay at all lmao

I'm super disappointed man. Keeping the name is just wrong and so misleading. And then there's the game. I think this video speaks for itself haha.

Just play hentai games man they are funner than this and im totally gonna pirate this

@@greenbin3028 Its not even worth pirating it. I have never played a racing game so unplayable as this. It doesnt even feel like you're driving a car. Physics aside the fact that the whole system is made for you to keep grinding for crumbs like a mobile game doesnt help either.

krupuk gaming how do you even do that lmao