The ultimate male fantasy is to see all of Europe painted Roman red

Every male's fantasy, is to see that glorious Roman Red painted across the mediterrainian again

@@noonespecial9704 Turks: Doubt(X) Israelis: Doubt(X) Syrians : Doubt(X) Iraquis: Doubt(x) Egyptians: Doubt(X) Tunisians: No, thank you. Lybians: Doubt(X) Moroccans: Doubt(X) Balkan dudes: I don't have a clue lol The rest of Mediterranian Europe: Fuck yeah, let's go!

Yes my fantasy of conquering all of Europe

It’s enough to make a grown man cry

762AVC never forget

Ave

he wanted his legions back

cubfan531 hello fellow Cubs fan :)

Roses are red Your mother is a heathen QUINTILLIUS VARUS GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS

Scolar Visari Ottoman Turks west mongol's are wins

@@mustthopasultanovachalih2843 no i don't think so... RUSSIA, USA, FRANCE AND UK *WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

Byzantine: _You're a fake Roman Empire!_

@@sik3xploit "Byzantium":You cant be Roman Empire because I AM the The Roman Empire! HRE: The landtag will decide your fate Roman Empire:Its treason then

Roman Empire: *So, you are what the Fake latins call "Roman Empire"?....Pathetic*

yeah "luck"

Just Legeek slovakia was not under hungary in the roman era

I mean it is ironman so I could not really cheat if that is what you are trying to hint at.

you could close the game everytime your royal marriage partner you want to PU gets an heir

no, the game saves when you exit it when playing ironman mode

Fuck yeah lord was

Either that or savescumming

Naturally!

The fact that he was able to ally so many people at the start…

just regular jesus lol

Because he was playing very easy...

@@jeremiecroussette6323 But he's on ironman

@@jeremiecroussette6323 There are TONS of hidden mechanics in EU4, that most don't bother explore. For example, a major element is exploiting rivarlies: as ottomans are forced in truces at the beginning of the games, you can insult them and get an instant bonus in relationships with all their rivals, which are exactlymajor powers at the time. You can also send them gifts - and yes, you do that by taking money out on a loan, another mechanic that new players rarely uses. You also need to know what you are doing: an undervalued ally for early byzantium are the knights, as their fleet - if you are allied with them - combined with yours allow you to gain control of the straits, all but isolating the western, weaker side of the ottomans from the rest of the empire. You also need to know which powers to give to the estates, as to make up for the difference in military talent early on, and what is the best combination for your troops (new players make almost 50-50 infantry and cavarly, an absurd mistake. Etc.

@@Origami84 as a new player, this was most helpful. Thanks.

Sponge Gar Only one? :)

Zannablu victor hugo was right, damn it.

TEOPETUK89 Victor HUGO went to Play Music in Mali.😎 Ps; HE also PLAYED their wit SNOOPY'z BIG BAND! 😝😁😎

is spain also in India?

Also I believe your navy won against Spain because of the fact that you had galleys and a lot of them whereas Spin had none

Yeah, galleys are OP as fuck in the Mediterranean.

Matthew Robben When you do naval battles in the Mediterranean Sea against galleys on Empire Total War, it's a walk in the park.

Erik Smith Don't beat yourself up, the Ottomans are considered OP for a reason

Should we nerf the Ottomans, or Dovska?

+Erik Smith Ottomans %100

ehm... ottomans arent that hard tbh... as the mamluks just conquer the tiny nations and thake them as vassals, military tech is a MUST have so go for it and then ally one of their rivals and attack them... not rly that hard tbh

It's ok, the Ottomans have a giant force limit, even if their only province is a 0 den grain province with no religion in Siberia.

Abyssinia is believed to come from the word Habesha, which is Arabic. The Romans called it Aethiopia.

There was no pannons in the 19th century.

I Will Eat You mabe, but such a province name sounds more "roman"

feedle gaming Yeah, I agree that it sounds better, but before he annexed that territory, it was called 'Hungary', so I think 'Hungaria' is more correct than 'Pannonia'.

I thought the area wasn't called Hungary until after the Huns showed up when centuries later Magyars would conquer the region and the rest Europe at the time referred to it sense a lot of horde tribes would be described that same name even when it wasn't technically true.

Wait, isn't it I saw, i conquered and i came? Or i am just wrong

@@bruhmomento9032 Veni, vidi, vici = I came, I saw, I conquered.

@@aljonbeest5335 there is a easter egg in ck2 that has those 3 words put on order to make sentence "i saw, i conquered, i came" or something like that

@@bruhmomento9032 Yes, that's true. The order in the CK2 event isn't the one from the actual quote by Caesar though. The one in CK2 is supposed to be funny (after "cajoling a woman" it reads Vici, vidi, veni ;) ).

*N U T*

M. Sacrebleu Norway was kicking some serious ass until they got curbstomped by a Linovian Order who controlled half of Finland in the game I'm playing. Until the Linovians got curbstomped by Russia

Matthew Robben 'Linovians'

*visible confusion*

"Great Empires are not maintained by timidity" - Tacitus

AAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNS

Joseph Stalin Breton Brittany

The city state of art culture and philosophy becomes Sparta 2.0

Eurasian Mapper Athens is not even greek in eu4 lol, Catholic and foreign leaders? Hell no

Corfu, crete, naxos And people want someone to play Athens? Tf

Just ask Admiral Yi

Does 2 shock really do that much tho

@@fredstercooney5497 Not really, but he had 20 galleys while spain had none, galleys absolutely rule in the mediterranean, light ships and transports are almost useless in combat so the real fight were the heavy vs galleys but spain would need at least 40 heavy ships to have A CHANCE of winning, also an admiral to balance things up

KnownNiche lol

3:20 Poland: “Ah sh*t, here we go again”

Kurwa

in my current game to restore rome,Poland is one of the strogest nations in Europe,west europe is consumed by bordergore

lutin grognon AETERNA!!!

*VENI, VIDI, VICI*

One day it'll rise again. Ambitious men have always dreamed with the Empire. And ambitious men, sooner or later, succeed.

Because french an italians would fight for deciding if the Capital must be paris or rome (obviously rome, but never trust a french, they want Only to have an occasion to say that they are better)

ta l'aire sérieux et tout ça mais j'ai vu ta description mec

John Meyer I was playing as Italy and after defeating Austria for the third time, I exploded and formed Rome by 1658

That's incredible! I'm trying to get Mare Nostrum myself, but as England.

Леон Якубович i wonder who gave Ukraine so much land including Crimea in 1954 :p?

Edgar Rätsep yes after the previous boss deported and killed all ukrainians living there.

Leaving this comment just to see where this goes

niko 2064 statements without a fact backing them, oh the tears 😁 Crimea never was truly ukrainian, they don't have any claim on it and never will have. The only people "previous boss" killed(deported, but who cares about history anyways) were 300k crimean tatars out of 350-400k supported Hitler during war and massacred russians that lived there, but nooo, it's not okay to deport them smh...

Lord Bolton Do you not know what a joke is

When are you streaming again? Lol

lmaooo maybe this weekend

Thanks man! :)

to be fair to the ai though they were spain a country which doesnt ever really fight in the mediterranian i cant however see why they had no admiral

I don’t play but very good point.

@@xL4RG0x It's really easy in the case of Byzantium. Without the cossacks DLC you can just get a few allies and then attack. With it you can still use the galley spam tactic which even a beginner can easily pull of.

Nikola Jevremovic-Martinovic calm the fuck down holy shit

How can experience help you get better rulers?

He killed Rome with Constantinople :P

Jeff Vella Nope, he liberated it!

@Burak how is this related to the comment?

So are your videos

So is your communism, thank you :)

NatoCaloGaming Communism is disgusting

What's communism

Rance Super King Communism is awesome

Mr. Cub Fan 415 indeed

all the youtubers just “get so lucky” while invading whole world

@@tokk0v331 they play the same game many times tho to get the achievements

This happened to me once when I was playing byzantium in my 2nd campain (nothing great, the difficulty was easy and I replaced ottomans with small custom nations). My aggressive expansion was really big and Spain with Austria (Holy roman emperor) + minor countries attacked me in coalition. When they started winning PU over Russia happened.

@@tokk0v331 Dunno why people even bother to play the game, if they're gonna cheat with savescum.

Correct religion heretic

More like dei volunt

Roman catapult !

@@markkond8565 lmao deus vult can be used in Catholic and Orthodox

*Laughs in Renovatio Imperii*

Because the game is broken.

They are Client States

Piotr that thing with stockolm is a easter egg

Because Client State information gets wiped when they're integrated, so they show up like that in the timeline since they don't have any information anymore

How is it an Easter Egg?

Probs humanist and administrative tho

@@conorm.5331 No way, he had deus vult

Jake W mega Chile

@@zakaryloreto6526 we also need a country that controls all landlocked provinces *M E G A S W I T Z E R L A N D*

Mega Chile vs. Mega Bolivia

didnt form Great Yuan though, was just forming the mongolian empire.

YEP.

*Ceterum Hispaniam esse puto delendam.

XxJRDN2000xX Spain had not galleys and he had 20 galleys.

heavies are better than galleys even with the bonus.

NetherPrime not in the mediterranean, had a France run recently and my entire mediterranean fleet was galleys with only some light ships supporting and I kicked he crap out of Spain's and the Ottomans Navy who had probably 30 to 35 heavies each.

In everywhere galleys are worse than heavy ships, i don't care about your experience the stats for heavy ships and galleys prove 1:1 heavy ships are better. They're more durable and have the galley's damage bonus permanently. Theres loads of reasons for why you won and it wasn't because you had galleys and he had heavy ships. galleys are much cheaper and have better value overall so it's a lot easier using galley's while having a large land army.

NetherPrime In a recnt patch they made heavies take up 3 combat width instead of 1. That means that only 9 heavies can engage simultaneously without a maneuver admrial, while 27 galleys can. Galleys have similar damage in inland seas even 1 to 1, so they deal nearly three times as much damage per combat width. There is literally no question that a fleet of galleys in an inland sea is better than a fleet of heavies.

Russia? Rome? What a joke

@@dagalealtd4888 Google => Russia Third Rome

@@user-bw9tz1ep8o they have nothing comon except Orthodox Christianity, but I know Russians want to take Constantinople away from Islam.

@@schpyy They have a similar language and mentality with the Romans. Also the Russians were once the same militaristic people as the Romans. The Russian Empire is the greatest restoration of the Roman.

xof49 no do it with Ulster

ZombieVikingGaming and ireland was not in Britania

@Burak what do you mean whit turkic?