My honest reaction to that information: 💀

Last time you tried to be funny your country got split into two and was subjugated to communism. So please do another funny.

😐... You shouldn't have killed the people who could tell jokes

It's just a prank

just prank bro, it was just a prank. screeches unholy at soviets and allies

I haven’t really seen any with that type of slander for France, i think we’re finally getting over it

Trying to be original...

@@kasty4255 oh I have seen a lot of them. About half of the French jokes in country slanders are about surrender joke. The rest are about eating frogs, mostly

Plus the Italian one doesn't involve pineapple on pizza. FINALLY

@@kasty4255 nah I don't think so.

balkans too

Great analogy.

Europeans when they see each other: 😡 Europeans when hating against other continents: 🤝

balkans are the best team in this class.

nah we'd win 🇺🇸

That honestly sounds like a badass name in a way ngl

​@@mgi-ck7suMost jokes like that get the name wrong and make something that can't exist in Polish or go with the classic "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" so this one is a nice change of pace.

Is it “gri-shin-sky”?

@@gabespiro8902 more like "gri-shchi-nki"

​@@bruhmoment3478 Is the pronunciation like "Gřegoř Břo:čyščkjewič" or I'm wrong?

As we're talking, another German is already preparing pranks on a global scale.

@@wiardikijne5158 i do hope so

@@iglusmulmus5171 No, you don't

@@wiardikijne5158 yes, i do

@@iglusmulmus5171 Do you know who it is then?

A small prank and everyone was mad

Yeah, that goosestepping was f-ing hilarious... not.

A small prank and everyone hated us and invaded us

The last joke was so fire it got a little out of hand and cost 6 mil

It was a social experiment look there’s the camera

Not for lack of trying 😂

LMAO

Subcontinent

Peninsula

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can't insult her anymore though

​@@emmaforsure4884 she ran out of totems of undying

This aged wel...

@@visseman She did too.

what queen?

It’s sometimes a vowel in English as well.

@@sirbillius In many other languages too I think

Like Welsh

It's a vowel for everyone I believe. It's just the less used and most forgettable one of them

@@mrronron7328 as far as I am aware English uses Y more often as a consonant (in words like Yiddish, yummy, etc.)

Thank my friend ,he had the idea

@@I_Maser Well, IMaser’s friend, if you’re reading this, thank you!

@@thurnus he will read this

@@Enover5 well, it was only a short clip. It still can be porn

@@Enover5 cringe

But it's TRUE though... Let's put it like this... I have 0 interest in Brazil what so ever, but even I have heard recent news about the elections there. And then you got Portugal, I read the news daily and I cannot recall anything about Portugal in years...

As a Portuguese person, I also laughed, and it’s pretty true! At the same time though, Brasil is the biggest country in South American, so it would make sense that it would be more politically relevant than our small country.

Tbf Portugal has hardly been politically relevant to the world ever since the 21st century, so it's not a high bar for Brazil to clear. 😂

Me an English person laughing then remember who was our former colony.

No, you should, you should.

Why is it so cheap there?

@@Ronald98 Something about lower cost of living in Estonia and/or Finnish taxes on alcohol/tobacco IIRC.

@@Ronald98 Shit is just expencive here in Finland

@@otsotuurna6129 Thanks 👍

Danes to the same in Germany. Taxes are killers

I can vouch for that

bullshit, fake scot, we have never had weather that good

I was just so happy to see Scotland represented as a nation, independent of the UK! SAOR ALBA

Facking anime

independence, pls soon!! get out of that mess

Personally I do perfer the Japanese track for slander.

trueeeeee, i hate the other ones, this one's perfect

@@hisnitch link please

@@hisnitch kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rZmCd9qCz7vJm4k.html

@@hisnitch i like Kirby one

How did the femboy stuff get started anyway?

@@CineMasterDamian walk around ljubljana and you'll figure it out pretty quick lol

​@@impyrogenix yeah that's pretty disgusting and degenerate

@user-sx7rt4ly1l cringe. Europe needs its femboys

But like, the femboy stuff is only in Ljubljana, people are homophobic where I live

That would be funny if German wasn't the least complicated language within a 1500 km radius of Germany.

*laughs in hungarian*

For what it's worth, this American knew you existed! Assuming "Maltese" is what you call people from Malta. .... Look, it's better than nothing, right? ... sorry. I'll just leave now.

@@GopherAtl nice

As an Irish person, I agree with this. The only thing people know about us is that we are a tiny green land with leprechauns It’s funny because half of it isn’t even true

@@nadre12 and luck

@@MrWaffle- that one is also not really true because we are WAY less lucky in terms of weather than, say, the US

yes, and finally no pizza pasta jokes on italy or floods and houseboats for netherlands

Am Austrian, can confirm. Now which pill to choose 🥵

@@schtreg9140 classical musicians🥵😩

But we're brothers :( I'm from Spain and I love Portugal Peace 🇪🇦♥️🇵🇹

@@lunaaa_ Nah, Guerra 🇵🇹💥🇪🇸 (Jk, eu curto de vocés)

@@lunaaa_ hey prost!tute

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

@@gabrielbailao407 faz o L

same bro 😔😔

For those wondering, he is pretty much saying the equivalent of "Hello, my name is John [surname i forgor], I owe 10k to the country in taxes and I give no fuck. I owe [another amount] to [another service like electricity or something] and I give no fuck. Let them suck my balls, my colleagues." in Greek (numbers might not be accurate). It was so funny because he said it so calmly but you could smell his hate.

Exeis to original video;

@@sleekismboyz605 ναι, εδώ: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r61ymaqStNfGl4U.html&ab_channel=papaguano

@@sleekismboyz605 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r61ymaqStNfGl4U.html

@@georgegkoumas5026 ur mom

ALBA GU BRÁTH

@@akaiomugai3685 I like how KZfaq wants to translate this comment to English. (I am Italian)

@@gamedevyoutube3.030 sono italiano anche io

@@akaiomugai3685 a bit unrelated but don’t let Scottish Gaelic die, once you’ve achieved independence (or maybe even before) your government should work on bringing back the language, hopefully doing a better job than the Irish government is doing rn lmao I hope both Irish and Scottish Gaelic get to return properly, Éirinn go Brách

@@liamcassidy5992 im not scottish... but i do look like one

As an american, the entire country peaked around 172 years ago.

@@azlanadil3646 yes

@@azlanadil3646yes you mean India

@@user-Prometheus Idk, the Byzantine Empire of the 10th century was pretty dope.

@@user-Prometheus And let’s not forget the other Hellenistic empires. I would say the greatest Greek empires were: Macedonian Empire (359 BC - 168 BC) Seleucid Empire (312 BC - 63 BC) Ptolemaic Empire (305 BC - 30 BC) Byzantine Empire (610 - 1453) There were a few other Greek states (like the Empire of Trebizond) but they pale in comparison to these great states. [Note I’m only counting the Byzantine Empire after 610 when Heraclius took over and made Greek the official language]

As an American, I want to marry that guy.

He is pretty beautiful to be fair.

One of us. One of us

I’m surprised it wasn’t just a video of someone sleeping and then it saying “hardest working Montenegrin”

@@aleksandarjovcic Which is true as w

im turkish and i love greece

​@@sinan2713nice greek comment

Then you come back to reality and realise the people behind the EU aren't working for the interests of their populations.

yes

True

The ending was disgusting.

@@chtholly8084 🤓

Offcouse they forget us always🥹

Hey at least Sabaton remembered you guys. Race to The Sea is a banger

I thought they were gone put Brussels instead of Belgium as a country but they also forgot that. Crazy how we just get forgotten.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odtig918vKy0pps.html It’s finally here

Huh? What's "Belgium"???

Čaues more jak je?

Portugal to England: "Our former colony is just more relevant, at least we're not being directly ordered around by it".

@@blede8649 there’s always someone who has to kill the joke.

@@CharlesHapsburg he is right lmao

@@blede8649 I thought we were talking about India?

@@blede8649 Britain: Ordered?! What are you on about? I've never been bossed around- Portugal: Aftermath of the Suez crisis? Britain:... Britain: Ok but-

Well you invented Faci, i mean pizza anyone?

As a German: Thank you, Italy, for the Renaissance! It was the kick-start for the Age of Enlightment.

What would the world look like without Spaghetti and Pizza....

@@ratatosk8935 Let me ask you something friend. Do you feel enlightened?

@@stefanfilipov7254 Yes, not enough, but a lot. But feel you?

And yes, I'm still amazed how accents and languages change in some countries... Switzerland , the UK,etc... Where you may not be able to understand people from a nearby city or town... Just this fact drives me crazy. In Russia, accent barely changes across several thousands of kilometres. I live in the European part of Russia, and the accent of people from the Kamchatka and the Sakhalin barely changes, just some words that are not common in use differs

@@devararog We got the Soviet educational system to thank for that. The Ministry of Education folks went out of their way to make sure that the Russian language (along with everything else) is taught consistently and uniformly from Kaliningrad to Kamchatka. I was raised in Dagestan. You will hear it from my accent, but you'll have no trouble understanding me.

нічого, скоро дізнаєтесь як це в маленькій країні жити :)

your ancestors mass-murdered My Ancestors, the Jews. you should be ashamed to be a russian

@@anna5408 🤭🥱😴

And obviously not everyone

Only the lucky ones can survive escaping Bulgaria

He needs more Redbull, to give him wings and more speed

Yes all the bulgarians come to germany or austria, and for some reason theyre all obnoxiously proud of the country they practically fled

@@magnagermania9311 Bulgarian people are proud of their country,tradition history and many more which cannot be equaled anywhere,sadly the people leading the country are doing their best to ruin it as it has been for the last 50 years,that's who they run from.

As a Portuguese, I'm not interested in whether our former "Colonies"/"colony" are/is, or not, more politically relevant... because as a Portuguese, I'm not interested in the "Colonies"/"colony", which are totally out of reach geographically, ethnically, culturally, ideologically and politically away (far, far away) from our “European Continent”. As a Portuguese citizen born and raised, our traditional Portuguese costumes and moral values are more than enough to my daily life, that makes me very happy and satisfied.... I'm in no hurries for the new "cultural enrichment"! That same "enrichment" that is now floading our borders. So yeah no thanks !

and the best thing about it? it’s not gender specific!!

@@_____134 wait wha-?

@@onemoregodrejected9369 The Montenegrin moustache doesn’t discriminate based on gender; it’s equally distributed among guys and gals 💀

It's crna gora smh

Yep! A really well done slander actually

@@MrSkopelos27 ikr, giannis is iconic

@@B.l.u.w.i.e nai ala sta arxidia mou Tha mou klasete ta arxidia sintrofi

I fucking know right?? I assumed he the channel must have been Greek for a while but he's spoken in other videos and doesn't have a Greek accent. So this is God tier research.

hello greece i am turks and our baklava ok?

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/odtig918vKy0pps.html It’s finally here

I agree

Ikr

Wha? Scotland and UK ones are just wrong though

German, Turkish, Greek, Slovenia?

How can there be an empty housing crisis if everyone has a home!

@@shukes4645 because there are more houses than people, and the fact that everyone wants to live in big cities of the south, leaving most apartments in the smaller towns empty.

@@ducksareurlords3782 i was agreeing with you but k

@@ducksareurlords3782 What about the second Finnish one?

@@janvesely1087 yep, 100% correct

*Idiots together, more stupid!

Let’s goo 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

🥵🇪🇺🥵

God No the EU is an absolute Desaster and once Germany will inevitably lose its strong economy that holds the Union together because of self destroying progressive politics the Thing will collapse.

@@emil-1609 thank you for your silly, uneducated and unbacked opinion. Off you go now to play with the other conspiracists and far-righters.

Or it doesn't exist

@@RedRocketthefirst am Dane, can confirm we dont exists

prb becouse you are polish in heart

I didnt funnely enough. Fate demanded

I can confirm that is to because im a cypriot too

@@gigachad5460 good

Then how is the average car like ?

@@rimamtarijauro5368 you’re for sure six years old

You're a cypriot? im sorry for your loss

Interessante

Hey im also half Italian and half Polish. ✌

Approvo anche io

Approvo 🤚

Confermo anch'io l'approvazione 👌

That’s not the line lmao

”Never really runnin from me anyway” sorry 😭

@@Mark-lf5cj almost there

@@Mark-lf5cj it's rooting lmao

German Humor Knock Knock.. It's the Polizei. Your husband died in a car crash.

I like to say "Our humor is as dark as our past "

Wow,just like Russian

There really is more than one way about German humor. There are entire genres of absurdist and anti- jokes that derive their humor entirely from playing on the expectation of there being a punchline, or pulling the rug out by anticipating your expectation and subverting it. Then there are dirty jokes, of course. A broad selection of commentary on political events with often a lot of bite against politicians. The most extreme case being Jan Böhmermann slandering the president of Turkey for several minutes on live TV, then celebrating the inevitable lawsuit in which he not only got away with absolutely clear-cut defamation on a technicality, he even got a whole paragraph removed from the German law on defamation. Then, of course, there's cabaret which reaches from harmless fun to emotionally exhausting assaults on the audience's comfortable life and self-image. Pispers makes you feel bad, Sumuncu makes you feel bad for laughing. And of course there's the great German comedy genre of watching FOX News. Nothing funnier.

As a German I have never read a more accurate description of my sense of humor.

Don't, trust me I was there

I'll go straight to the point. I'll be going to Slovenia for sexy femboys. Sincerely, a boy.

slovenia is kino land

@@Miroljub-trkuljevic so the... rumours... aren't true?

@@FuruyaHaKokoniImasu Some of them are actual chicks

yeah but we got a stealing romanian joke

@@Pitbull.named.Princess jokes can be true

@@dangerousdoggo5465 😲😲😲

@@dangerousdoggo5465 trust me ukrainians or usually the slavs can be much more skilled

@@Pitbull.named.Princess lol idk, but i do know what romania is like. not good

So Russia has the Inca gold?

Thank you! Was waiting for this comment. Yeah, it isn’t just oil that makes a country rich, just look at places like Venezuela. You need to actually be smart, and save up and reinvest the money you get from that oil into your economy and your people, else you’ll become extremely more unequal than you already were!

@@12D_D21 Venezuela? Look at Russia. Because of its resource mismanagement, corruption and everything else that happened in the past 20 years it turned from a land of promise into a Mordor.

Here in the Netherlands we basically wasted the natural gas, and now we're more reliant on gas than ever while it's running out and we can't get more because it causes lots of earthquakes. We should've done it like Norway instead.

Tax cuts get more money into hands of the people (when you pay less in taxes you have more money + more innovation becouse private sectror is more innovative than goverment). Also privatizing oil will increase production and efficiency decrease prices.

@@martincingel7095 If you give it in the form of tax cuts, it'll disproportionally go to the rich, as they pay more taxes and thus their tax gets reduced the most. Also, directly giving everything away doesn't seem like a great idea, it's better to make a national investment fund which will grow and will be useful for a long time. Largely nationalizing oil production but partially working with oil companies like Norway did also works well.

As a Greek I can confirm it is the opposite

@@thunderlord6250 As a turk I have to say the opposite of what you say even if you are right (papa erdo has a gun against my head)

@@skyress2103 lol

„As a Turk with Greek blood“ (So literally every modern day Turk)

@@liamcassidy5992 yeeaah, kinda

@empty baguette is best food for travel anmd stduiy

@@a.m.4148 I'd rather not eat pasta *in France*

It had to be a European saying that Europe is perfect

We weren't exactly broke af before we discovered oil. Before oil we were standing around 16th place cus of trading.

ye sad :(

Andorra, Denmark, San Marino, North Macedonia, Wales, Northern Ireland, England, Slovakia … it just doesn’t cover the whole of Europe ^^

Made me so disappointed…. i watched the whole video just to not see my country 😞

Croatia, Hungary

Iceland, Faroe Islands etc

As a French who doesn’t smoke I agree that my French counterparts are killing themselves slowly

yep, that's awesome!

Free Health Care Gang ^^

@@neptune6655 Nothing is free. It's called public health care.

@@requiem5151 better than spending 100k on healthcare in america Usa usa usa

​@@thegreedykrab7857 You earn more through salaries than we do on Europe. The purchasing power is especially low and going lower on the poorest European countries such as Spain (my country). In the case of Spain there's also an extreme amount of taxes very inneficiently handed for very low salaries, extreme high public debt (over 120% of GDP), high inflation lowering the purchasing power even more while salaries don't go up in the slightest, very strict working sector that makes it very difficult to switch jobs which is why everyone's dream job is to become a public servant and have a safe, stable job working for the state (which in the USA is a sign of low ambition). Not to mention that the public healthcare in Spain has you wasting 3-6 months for SIMPLE attendance to clinics and don't get me started on HOW LONG it takes to have surgery on anything important (life or death scenarios even in some cases). So not everything is good or everything is bad, there's always a middle point. I cannot judge the USA because I don't live there so I probably only see the ''good aspects'' which may also happen for an USA citicizen to praise other places like Europe for example without knowing the bad stuff.

Como Brasileiro eu Digo que nós somos mais Portentes que Portugal agora

​​​@@thealyssonramon216 "Como Brasileiro eu Digo que nós somos mais Portentes que Portugal agora" "Portentes" Really?! So words like "portentes" pretty much explains one of the many reasons of the "clip" at minute 2:08 ... "Portentes" a new word to be added to Duolingo BR lessons, love this vocabulary enrichment. Já dizia o outro... : "- Calado és um Poeta!" ​