Hi, there, I don't see how it's insulting.

It's poison no matter how you say it. And a spermicide if your a BLM , Hip hop or rap thug😂

​@@MrJuvefrank let me guess you cheer for Ukraine too 🤢🤪

@@unbroken1010doesn’t even make sense?

@@FiNn-nk2semakes perfect sense

Before that - "Your wife has wonderful big tits, and your daughter has a great little ass"

What makes you say that?

I remember in the theatre when we saw this , everybody cracked up laughing when the waiter told him go fuck yourself

Uhmm... well, there is entertainment value, sure, but I really love to hear a stranger try to speak to me in my own languange and I try to speak in theirs, so entertainment value shared, let's say. What I really cannot stand is people that don't know a fucking word, understand that no one comprehends them, and raise their voice, as if the issue was the fucking volume! Fuck off back to your country!

actually they find it insulting if you try to speak. Because you must speak it in perfection without an accent.

@@Skerdy lmao fuck back off to your own country. I gotta use that next time a canadian tries to tell me some shit.

Actually I heard most do appreciate someone honestly trying to speak the language. But not France though. Although I am sure this was drummed up for the movie, I've heard travel stories of similar situations.

@@infullbloom3246 France is like the most overrated country in Europe.

@Big Bubba Please don't take it so seriously. It's actually à joke about the Parisians whose reputation is really bad in France. We use the word "Parisian" as a synonymous for "snobbish asshole".

He was being polite in a rude way but please understand not all French people are rude. I've met some nice people from France when they were shopping at the grocery store I work at and although fluent in English they were impressed I was the only employee who spoke French

Yep, the French people are lovely. I’ve had zero issue in Cannes, Bologne, Nice and many other more rural places. Paris however is rude!

"va te faire foutre" at the end. that's using the tu form

MinecraftWaryur I think that is kinda universal, I don't recall ever hearing that phrase in the vous form. But at the beginning he's using formal French.

Wait what?!

@@MCDreng And Clark doesn't realize the waiter told him to go fuck himself

@@dancastro4732 exactly hahahaha

Same! I always liked Dana Hill’s performance in this movie. #RIPDanaHill

@@robertcarldecker definitley the most hysterical Audrey she stole the whole movie haha ..i love that johhny from karate kid is her douchey BF too !

I would have to say 2nd best. Can't be the original. I do like this better than Christmas vacation. All of them good though. Well not so much Vegas Vacation.

always a douche...complete douche in Back to School too!

This is 3rd best for me after the original and Christmas Vacation, which shows how awesome this whole series is that they are all debatable as the best. Edit - Actually Vegas isn't in the debate imo, clearly the worst of the four legit Lampoon movies.

Jeff Funnell I keep searching for that scene! That's how I got here.

You see it right at the end lol

You can see the chef tossing the tv dinners up there lol

With the little flags on top of them!

I wonder if that’s accurate or a mean joke. LOL

😐

That was my favorite part!

The French people can tell if you're American.

That's in Dumb and Dumber you moron!

Clark said "Votre meilleur vin." which means Your best wine and the waiter replies "Je vais vous apportez de leau vaiselle. Vous ne savez pas la difference." It means I will bring you some dish water. You won't know the difference."

@@Schlomothebest I think that was the joke but not sure. Trying to play devil's advocate and bail the OP out here..

@@dancastro4732 He is talking about another movie, Dumb and Dumber. That dialogue takes place in that movie.

Great scene in Dumb and Dumber too in the Diner with sea-bass!

That's because American OWNS France.

Bullshit. Americans are kind and giving people. Providing you leave a tip lol

@Big Bubba Agreed, Clark deserves brownie points for trying.

@@annamccallister2970 I second that. Remember watching this movie as it came out.

Melinda Harper The Statue of Liberty is from France.

Yeah, you're right, we are the worst people on the universe. That's why you should avoid coming here ...

You don’t have to worry about that. I have little desire to visit France and no desire to visit a shit hole like Quebec.

Hi, there, maybe the real reason things don't work out is because both kinds of people want to be the queen bee in Canada. A country can only have one queen bee. It's always true that either the old queen stings the new queen or the new queen stings the old one. The Russians and the White people are the same way; this planet can likewise only have one queen bee. I tell people,"If you don't want White people to be the queen be, then move to Russia."

​@@madaneau I do. Fk Quebec.

There's nothing wrong with a smelly pussy.

Trusteft, Monsieur est un connaisseur, mes respects, Monsieur ! ;-)

@@x2y3a1j5 lol! And frankly speaking, it's kind of like new York City being a representation of the rest of the United States? C'est pas se mauvaise.

I found the French, outside Paris, in general to be very polite and helpful, especially if you try to speak a little French. They were much more courteous than most other Europeans I’ve met with.

I've met a few people from France over the years and they were pretty polite to me and they were visiting my area and came into the grocery store I work at and although fairly fluent in English they were impressed with my French speaking and told me I speak it well but my accent is a little too strong. My store manager and supervisor were impressed too but a checker got mad at me and said "This is America Dan! Speak English!!!" I said "Fermez la bouche!" to her and immediately she shut up. Checker was not a supervisor just a regular co worker. After the French family thanked me for my help and impressed with my ability to speak French the checker scowled at me the rest of the day and a co worker asked me what I said to her in French and I said "Fermez la bouche." means shut your mouth and he couldn't stop laughing the rest of the day. I took French for a few years and although I can read, write and speak it fluently I have forgotten some of it over the years but when I watch this movie or any movie in French dialogue and subtitles, read a book in French, visit Canada or meet tourists from France it all comes back but I have to be careful when I speak French in Canada because the dialect in Canada is different than France as well as Belgium and in my senior year of high school one of my classmates had an exchange student from Brussels and although she spoke some English she didn't know enough and had a hard time understanding it when we had a couple classes together and I had to translate what our teachers were saying and my classmates in the classes we were in had a hard time understanding me and Charlotte the exchange student and one said "Why are you speaking French? She's from Belgium." and I told them that French is the official language of Belgium and the classmate was impressed with my French as well as the others and teachers we had. Charlotte thought my accent was too strong too but told me I speak French very well and we went to homecoming dance together but she went back to Belgium a few months later because she was afraid to stay the entire year in America and was home sick. I pray she's well and I wonder what she's up to now and if she remembers me. I guess I can check if she's on facebook

I'm able to do the same thing in Spanish, most Latinos in America assume no white people can understand them. 9 times out of 10, they just talk about normal stuff, unless they see a girl they like, then it gets pretty out there at times.

+Alexander Pataki Really? Because, for the actual world, and Lationo America situation, we assume that nobody will visit L.A. without speak spanish because is dangerous.

betoen What is THAT supposed to mean? I don't even know what point your trying to make with your poorly worded comment. I don't know if your drunk, really young, foreign or just stupid. I'm from Oklahoma, and most Anglos do NOT speak Spanish here, sorry if that's not real enough for you.

+Alexander Pataki Oklahoma, anglos, foreing? What are you talking about?? you need to read my comment again?

+betoen you are a douche and a coward.

tankmaster1018 after reading the first part of your comment.. I thought to myself "oh look, another bad ass letting everyone know what he would have done".. and then you kicked in with that fantastically honest ending.. kudos

He sets up a threat... you won't BELIEVE what he says after that!

Actually it’s not a foreign language, those dumb Americans are in France…

Definitely in Paris

French people are not stupid, they know if you're a foreigner, or not.

@@hectorlopez1069 Yeah uhhh most people can figure out if someone is speaking a different language than yours they're foreign. Doesnt make you a genius.

@@MrRwk314 he got their city as well out of two guesses

My boyfriend is French im a Croatian and we speak on English😆

@@lela8081 10 years ago, my manager said, that see no say means, "Sir" in Croation.

So, basically you validated the clip as being real.

First you say it's somewhat reflective of the truth, then you say the opposite. Keep taking your meds. This is one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. Xmas 🎄 vacation is ace, but this one is disgusting.

Typical American tourists

I actually had really nice waiters when I was in Paris, although I do speak French...

@@RachelDeRosier010894 Yeah typical Americans who kept their sorry country from collapse back in the day lol

@@melissa397 Perhaps that's the reason they were nice to you.

and so did Audrey

THAT would be hilarious. 🤣

Hence the French don't like the Americans.

@@partyentertains4092 Why we liberated it from the nazis when they were cowards and gave it up like nothing.

jesus christ I hate thick people

How do you know anyone was in earshot? Or even around for that matter

@@jygb7092 it’s Paris

Lol. It's garcon

"Abby sibling over top of the four cities velvet Manilla from Kapolei part in what" "Get x over chicago?" "America" "Awfully dilute listen the social authority civil" "Versus mata rule" "The food"

That’s not French .. It’s correct but it’s awkward, we are generally more vulgar and direct in our insult , the vocabulary of guy is childish .. That’s obviously abd really old movie

@Duff Clem never say never

This is pure stereotype....

@Doffy Rob This has happened many thousands of times in reality...

@@FuckOffTrends Not according to all the European people I've met it's not. All six of them were blanked when trying to communicate in any other language. Only in Paris though, where they are rude fuckers.

@Doffy Rob It's happened millions of times actually. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

United States Marines guard an embassy in that country, but I've never heard of them getting trouble from the people there. I've heard of Marines who guard embassies in El Salvador, Beirut, Iran, and Nyrobi getting bombed or attacked by those haters too often.

That's the joke: the French are rude and don't like it when you blunder their language. One of my high school French teachers mocked bad accents, howled at mispronunciations, and pantomimed shooting us with increasingly larger weapons for every wrong answer on a quiz or homework assignment.

chris1pugsley it’s because they’re American. as mentioned above, the French don’t like people mangling their languages but they’ll be a bit more lenient with tourists from like Australia or something. American tourists are a bit more disliked lol

@@fifthdoctor they'd be speaking German today if it wasn't for the USA and Britain

@@patrickoliver9133 Hehe. Good one. I'm from Europe and I've always found the french a tad rude, but I love their fries tough:)

Lurker M you are not so clever your self 😡

Naa, tourist warning.

Why would you lie to people about what words in French mean?

Oui mon ami

That's Correct

Haha yep. When they're on the plane, the flight attendant asks Clark if he wants a drink. He says he'll take a coke. She asks him if he wants it in the can. Clark looks back toward the bathroom and looks at her and says, "No, I'll have it right here." 😂 Here's the scene... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iM9nbJSlxturnYk.html

Betty!!

Yes it does

@@annamccallister2970 Yep. Years ago, I was cussed at in Spanish by a juice head at work.

@Chris Cipollini He came into my store drunk as shit you egghead!!

@@annamccallister2970 Hell people get cussed at in their own language!

The French Army knife. It’s like the Swiss Army knife but it also has a little white flag.

The waiter didn't like it when Chevy Chase called him "Garconie."

Garçon is the correct word … But in our modern standard , you just have to rise your arm for call him . Whive time you can sympathize and learn his name .. Obviously don’t do this the first time . Please note they are badly paid and sometimes come from North Africa.

@@druisteen Hi, happy Easter.

Who are you quoting

lolk I know Hungarians who have been treated like this in Paris so they probably go easy on other countries. That and they are nicer people too.

Veau (Vo) is how the french say veal

Bonjour

I know! The part where the head chef puts the little French flag on the TV dinner and does this little curtsy is hilarious!!

Had they been served dish water, they would have asked the waiter to bring them cleaner water, and if he refused, then they would have reported it to the management.

ik ahahaha

Hi, there, maybe it does mean "to breathe." I heard it means "to blow."

Sorry, Brother, I should not have put the word "maybe" in my comment.

+scottonfire543 it was the 80s...

So if that was Vegas Aurdrey would you say you were waiting for that moment? Lol big baby

@@bowens9211 Vegas Audrey was really hot

@@michaelolin2219 if she were obesity with a double chin would you still say that? Lol

@@bowens9211 you just liked your own comment didn't you?

+Gino M what does that mean

ah, yes

I didn't know it took six whole weeks of back-against-the-wall fighting to surrender.

Big Bubba, I bet you can say "I surrender" in Vietnamese. That's a start. You'll learn more languages as you age.

Yeah, they say Viets & Asians are awfully cheap but they cost almost three times more the rate of a standard Murican from the ghetto. Cry me a river... We have some camembert cheese over here that smells and tastes better, honest to God, brodda, amen. A good thing with the more expensive things it's you don't need to wash yourself in bleach thereafter.

Yeah I know! What a bunch of fuckwits...how can they not realize this is an 80’s comedy film???

It's bad luck to call a waiter that word or a word similar to that word. If you don't believe me, ask an honest person who speaks French.

the weather? . lol

No, American waiters will be fired if they do what this guy did.

@@MrRwk314 I was more talking about his attitude than what he physically said to them

If you don’t understand, than nothing I say or anyone else says will help you understand.

He walked in on two people most likely husband and wife wrestling ;) Naked wrestling

because it is accurate about europe

@@TheWest-lq7qr Hahahaha very true It's hilarious, better than the original actually.

Had Clark found out what that waiter was getting at, he would have reported it to the management.

@@MrJuvefrank Exactly That’s the joke here, they don’t know that the waiter is secretly insulting them

@@MrJuvefrank And management would have just laughed.

@@SingleTax Most people who are rude to customers are fired on the spot.

indeed :)

They're tired of people who speak French like Chevy Chase. In France, It's disrespectful to say, "Garcon," or "Garconie" to a waiter.

@@MrJuvefrank You're right. American tourists who speak little if any French shouldn't vacation in France in the first place, but should instead spend their money elsewhere. I'm sure *that'll* make those snooty French waiters happy.

Very few of my French books have the necessary information you put in your comment. Just like your comment, one of my French books implies that waiters who speak French consider it bad taste when customers say, "Garcon" to the waiter.

R̭̪̜͜oto S̻̙̘͉copic very badly because dubbers speaks french with American accent (hellow???) and the French waiter speaks English , better watch it in VO. But I admit it is the true way french waiters use to talk to tourists because we don’t know the nice way to welcome tourists.... apologize to you American guys from France

@@sandrinelemoeme1 Hi, there, one of my French books implies that it's offensive to say, "Garcon" to a waiter who speaks French.

Hi, there, Please check out the comment I left above.

@@MrJuvefrank Yes, Clark Griswold would be just the one to do it.