We don't have the right to complain about the zebra.... We painted a fake President orange.

Zebra. Not Zeebra. Dont name them, if you dont have them😂😂

'Which, by the way, is how you say it'. BURN!

You know cause burglars open the door for the police

I'm Egyptian and I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

I was expecting sometime like "...years later I foundout it was just a ox!?" Man that was a plot twist

You know, in my country people can be fined or jailed in some cases for prank calling 999 (911 for my country) and calling this number for trivial things because they're wasting their time. When I was younger, I remember seeing an ad where a kid was prank calling this number and his parents were thrown into jail for not teaching their kid to only dial this number in emergency.

i don't think the neighbour didn't know who he was, she was hoping he would get shot

What about that suspicious dude going to Somalia...Nah he is cool 😂😂😂

That dad joke cracked me!

White americans be like: "-This is 911, what is your emergency? -Help ! A strange black guy dressed in a suit is on tv and he talks funny, he`s scaring my wife and the kids are crying. Send help NOW".

"What about that dude who is going to Somalia,no he is fine he can go". I am Somali that joke really made me laugh

My mom is the General Manager of the public park that that donkey is kept in.. It's not really a Zoo, it's just a small part of the park that's privately rented by an independent investor who brought in a punch of animals for kids entertainment and thought he'd paint a friggin donkey to fool more people into coming to his place to watch the animals he's got to make some more money!

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Ving Rhames goes round to see his neighbor.That would be epic.

The donkey zebra is sort of adorable, though

"Look at that magnificent lion" 😂😂😂😂

And the last letter of the alphabet is pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"!

Welcome to AmeriKKKa

That cat is fabulous. Work it girl!

This is a perfect monologue thanks Trevor. It's really great and extremely sad to see the inability of people to act with their brains instead of living in a vacuum of fear. How about tighter gun control laws?

It doesn't matter what subject Trevor talks about, he always nails it! I'm not someone who genuinely laughs out loud, but I can pretty much guarantee it with these clips :-D

“What about that suspicious guy going to Somalia” “ Oh no he’s cool, he’s cool” 💀💀

Call the police for the guy breaking in 🤣

That is the sad truth of the future.

4:00 What a twist

Hello 911 someone is about to die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg Trevor gets me laughing all day!

That IS a magnificient lion!

PSA from TSA, never poop on a plane

We already have donkeys painting as zebras in Tijuana ;)

The last bit was epic.

I once burnt my dinner so bad it stole my car 😂😂😂

You are the best with your comments 😂👏🏾

This is our future people😂😂😂

I found out the truth that je wasn't his dad...... That literally killed me...😂😂😂

I've known about air marshals for a while now and I'm not even American! There's always a couple of them on airlines like United and AA usually on long haul flights.

What conditioner does that "Lion" use?

All jokes aside how scary for him opening your door and someone has a gun to your head hard thing to get over. He is a brilliant actor

Genius u r Trevor !

Remember that Dave Chappelle bit about not calling the police if he ever got robbed? 😂😂

Made a Somalia joke and I’m not even offended 😂

Wigs on housecats. I'm dead.

if i see ving in the dark i scream like a little girl and then he saves me from the dark

In the Sharm hotel zoo, they had guinea pigs they called Rats? Lol

I take a lot of caffeine and use the bathroom regularly. Might get arrested 😂.

The cat is rocking the Rachel.

Egypt 😂😂😂

I have never had any of these problems despite all my flights, I never fly on on American carriers maybe that's the answer.

Love listening to Travor Noah. Its like playing football with him, 1 minit we think that he's drivling forward 2nd mint he pull the ball backward and I'll be trash forward. (sorry for bad english)

Doesn’t paint on equines cause major problems for them? Stops them from breathing through their skin, or sweating or something

Why do you always hear people in the crowd when something funny start to howl and cheer? Like you just need to laugh... No need to cheer on your favorite basketball team..

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the lion tho

thank you for saying zebra the correct way

911: whats your emergency Caller: he's walking away from me. He might be holding a banana

trevor noah just said its wrong to call the police on ving rhames in his own hom (which obviously it was) and then essentially said 'look at him, he looks like a killer'

Plottwist.. after the police leave, Vince goes to see the neighbour for a chat!!

does it hurt falling from heaven ? (peak up line 90s)

Oh, so it's ok to have snapchat filters but it's not ok to paint animals?!

I love your show 😂

"I got a BOMB!!!!! In my pants...seriously..clear the isle! Coming through!"

No wonder flights are overbooked

Suspicious dude going to Somalia🤣🤣🤣damn

If it makes a kid smile,then it's worth it...TRUE😊

American audiences make me cringe so hard...You can see Trevor sometimes just freezes when they start going nuts over a bad one! A childish little gag with no further content than making fun of a hugely important public figure? 45 seconds of Applause break. Truth about mindblowing concepts of policy wrapped in great puns and smart innuendo? "Meh, let's wait for his next impression...I'm not here to learn before laughing, I wanna laugh before laughing!" Thomas Bernard would have shot them...google it

that Ving Rhames story happened in 2016 btw

For the record, the animal is almost definitely a zebroid. I cant believe most people cant even search and see if a zebra donkey crossbreed exists and just report it as fake, especially a newscaster. (By the way a zebroid is a crossbreed between a zebra and a donkey)

People do know that painting animals ruins the animls pores which can lead to complications in body temperature regualtion which can lead to death. Its really sad actually that they mistreat the donkey like that to make a few bucks

The U.S. is the best reality show in the world. Land of jokes.

I love this guy

Trevor I really like your show

I love you Trevor Noah.

How is confusing someone that fits a description of a crime “I know it was a misunderstanding and not a crime” racial profiling?

Years later he found he wasn't his dad...SAD. GOOGLE tell Siri to tell ALEXA TO PLAY "DESPACITO"

*gasps* Drops biscuits.

Ok the neighbours think I'm selling dope

Wow... That incident is far too similar to the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode about racial profiling.

I have low tolerance for heat thus I sweat very easily and hate summer.Now I know to never step foot in a 'Murican airplane..

We can have separated neighborhood if you want.

Woooow! Look at that lion!😂😂😂😂😂

What about the beautiful native people of my home country Australia???? What about them Trev??? What???

oh eygpt, nice one

Come on Trevor do a section on Ozil, please man

Zonkee, i saw those in Mexico

Trevor, Yo da man, dude

But .. did you really had to give that lion "the Rachel"?

No this is America future🤣

That thing about his dad not being his dad his weird. He sure doesn't mention that in his book

The people in the comments are so tiresome. Under every video, there's at least 5 white guys crying about reverse-sexism and reverse-racism and completely missing the point..I often think it would be better if the comments were disabled.

*Begins reporting Trevor to police*

Well actually am going to Somalia in April, hope TSA mind their business 😂😂😂.

Have people never seen black people going inside their own homes before like what

Plot twist!

I mean isn’t it a bit cruel to paint the donkey lol?

Somalia is cool

That's a magnificent lion

In Swahili pundamilia is zebra and punda is donkey! Same animal, different in stripes.

Have you seen "Tijuana's Zebra/Donkeys"??? The future is in México long time ago!!!

Finally! Thanks for pronouncing Zebra properly. Lol

Personally speaking I'm willing to go with a donkey painted like a zebra; there are places where I expect the real thing (restaurants that serve zebra, for instance) but at the zoo I'm ok with a small margin of error.

Atleast he said Somalia even once i can rest now

When common sense is lacking that is where the concern should be.