(bored, browsing KZfaq at night) (stumbles across thirty minute compilation of his own voice) Oh, uh...hi I guess

“W O O F W O O F B A R K B A R K”

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIS VA LMAO

drinking game: take a shot everytime they made him say “poggers, pog, pogchamp, maid dress, catboy, cat maid, etc”

he’s probably recorded more of these then actual lines from the game lol

Togami talking abt showering Me: wait but doesn’t toko-

His VA is probably so tired of us requesting audios I- 😭✋✨

The amount of times Byakuya tells us all to go to therapy It's almost like he's trying to tell us something...... 🤔

byakuya: *basically the definition of an a**hole* byakuya's va: probably the sweetest person-

my friend showed this to me because i was intrigued when she said, and i quote, "In danganronpa, there is a character that is basically anime boy ben shapiro"

I love how there is a strange mixture of comforting clips, weird clips, slightly threatening clips, and slightly shippy clips in here.

“No, Makoto, BakuDeku is NOT toxic, it’s a relationship, that’s based on love and trust. Sit down, anti.” IM SCREAMINGSVSHSBSHSHSN

I ain't even a Byakuya simp or kinny, these are just fucking hysterical.

Byakuya dropped kicked a baby for self defense

Someone needs to make a fangame where they use every single one of these voice clips!

I like that the one about orphanages includes a line asking Makoto -- an orphan -- to prove to him that orphans don't in fact evaporate the second they're orphaned.

togami saying shit. that’s it. that’s the comment

the fact that this video is HALF AN HOUR

AYO WTF I JUST CAME BAVK HERE AND MY VIDEO IS LIKE FAMOUS??? WTF????

i just wanna know how many breakdowns the VA had making these.

WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE "birds be like..." AUDIO??? THAT SHIT HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

WE NEED TO STOP, HE’S PROLLY TIRED OF US BY NOW

"Am I going to starve if I don't take a bath?" *"Awooga-Awooga sound effect."*

What really gets me is that there is easily MORE than enough voice samples from this to make a full fledged Byakuya Togami UTAUloid.

Do y’all have his va in a dungeon somewhere and have him do these lines or something?

YA’LL BROKE HIM

8:54 was really touching to hear. Especially since the VA decided to give the commissioner some advice.

Love how the requests are either 1) wholesome and supportive messages 2) ship related stuff 3) memes

I legit just listened to this with earphones in and stared at the ceiling like I was listening to fucking ASMR. Edit: Y'all keep saying it is asmr and yeah, I agree. I have now listened to this ASMR 50 times over.

"sorry i called you a fucking idiot, i was trying to flirt" i am in tears, because SAME (5:37)

Byakuya is the one to get an answer wrong then start roasting the teacher

I’m a lesbian But this- ...... This is the closest to straight I will ever get

Y’all should have made him say “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly” 🖐😭

Togami: I will NOT wear cat ears Also Togami: Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a cat, and for the sake of debate, let's say I dance dance dance.

5:20 THE TINY SCREAM PLEASE 💀

shit man at this rate im just waiting till someone makes him read the entire bee movie script in one of those 🧍‍♂️

I love it when people take. serious & non-comedic characters. And make them do the most hilarious shit that everyone knows they would never do, even if they’re life depended on it.

“YOUR HONOR I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE” Its true i was the child

I ONLY RECENTLY JOINED THE FANDOM AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TOGAMI SO THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

7:21 MONDO WATCHING OLDER ANIME IS CANON NOW CONFIRMED BY BYAKUYA HIMSELF

I was hoping someone sent him the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.

3:32 just him saying "meow meow im a loser cat" from kakegurui

I’ve never interacted with anything in the fandom (I don’t want any spoilers before I play the game), but this person’s voice makes me very very happy-

Togami's voice is definitely in the top 10 for my favorite anime voices

actually, i may not hate humans

I want him to say “he has no lips, how will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly, no kiss kiss for him.”

Time stops idk why I’m doing this lol 0:01 - why don’t you take showers?🤔 0:50 - officer I drop kicked that child in self defense😒 1:00 - baby I’m not even here👻 1:05 - I don’t like you I am now going to bark at you😸 1:14 - you are loved and valid 😙 1:25 - I enjoy your company 👉👈 1:53 - stop comparing me to Raymond from animal crossing 🙄 2:06 - you’ve hardly touch your Travis Scott burger 🍔 2:13 - you look very lovely ☺️ 2:42 - no I do ‘gec’😑 2:59 - marriage fraud ❌💍 3:23 - no makoto Bakudeku i not toxic 🥱 3:34 - meow meow I’m a loser cat 🐱 3:45 - if I eated soap 🧼 3:53 - what the scoddoly do dog are you talking about 🤬 4:08 - nine plus ten is CLEARLY nineteen 😐 4:20 - you are ended a cutie putudie ( idfk how to type 💀) 😚✨ 4:30 - I am talking directly to your ear 👂 Bambi on the PlayStation 🕹 4:51 - you better hit the nae nae 🤩 5:02 - wipe the screen? Go away loser 📱💧⁉️ 5:13 - I wonder what this link could POSSIBLY lead me to🌝 5:24 - im just a little guy 👦 your going to punch a little guy on his birthday? 👹 5:38 - sorry i called you a f*king idiot I was trying to ‘FLIRT’ 🤌 5:43 - I have purchased a baby clown 👶 x🤡 5:48 - i will end your blood line 👹👹👺👺 🔪 5:59 - everything will be okay 👍 6:11 - I’ll take a potato chip and... EAT IT 📓 🖊 💡x 💰 6:23 - birds bee like BYAWBYAWU 🐦 🐝 6:40 - I have a full time as a accountant 🧳 6:50 - you should NOT tell them naegi 😏 7:00 - watch older animes 😠 7:34 - no I will not help you commit arson ❌🤝 7:40 - I like to bring my byakuya poggers chili 🌶 😎👍 8:06 - come on shake your body baby do that conga 💃 8:16 - im a cat a kitty cat 🐱 💃 8:29 - I’m going to drink this bottle🥤 🦴 8:38 - it will all get better, hang in there 😄 Somewhat updated: I will now continue to finish this cus I just had the energy to do it today yay? 8:54 - don’t give up and go do it 😡👍 9:52 - m&ms is a candy bar. It’s not but it is.🍬 10:11 - Byakuya Togamis stroke? 😟 10:17 - orphans are fake 👍 10:38 - chicken wing. 🍗 🐓 10:46 - got a gun ❤️🔫 10:57 - heyyyy haiya.. gotta question🙋 11:04 - my turn on the Xbox 😡😡🎮🎮 11:09 - get Rick rolled 🕺 11:31 - normalize things? No just act normal 11:41 - b cashing out 100 4chan arguments End for one I am tired if I don’t come in another 10 months then I died

18:23 He's probably talking to ishimaru after mondo's execution

“What the skootily doo da are you talking about, you sound like a dig dag bobbit boppity vacuum machine, grow the weedily deetily up and talk more professionally, now scram peasant.” -Byakuya Togami

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE MADE HIM QUOTE TOMMYINNIT LMAO

when he said "birds be like bom bow bom bom bueoym bum brum beh burm buh" i felt that 😫😔

8:54 13:27 18:42 25:23 Don't mind me, saving this for myself. I related so much, didn't know how badly I needed to hear that.

as a byakuya simp, thank you for this

I WANNA HEAR HIM SAY "i can feel the stupidity radiating from my phone." JUST- AHSHZHQHHS

10:34 this becomes super ironic when you consider Makoto actually is an orphan.

The fact that as soon as a dropped out of my dr phase i went to mcyt.. Hearing the marriage fraud is hysterical and has made my entire living a bit more worthwhile-

I’m not a kinnie or simp but I think I just found a new source of entertainment

please someone make him say "I can't talk right now Makoto, I'm doing hot girl shit"

Byakuya: 18:22 Me: *gets up and gets a glass of water*

“I don’t like you, so I am now gonna bark at you.. woof woof bark bark” “Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense hmhmgm, you gotta believe me”

6:24 THIS GIVES ME SEROTONIN KAHSJANSKAJSAK

1:45 I can just see Aoi popping up saying "that's kinda gay"

0:48 I love how people make his voice actor say this.

10:57 Yttd and Danganronpa? The crossover we all knew we needed but didn't deserve.

All of these audios have made me simp more for byakuya

losing it at him swearing at 3:12

Pov: you're here to convince your friend that he sounds like a younger irish byakuya

The VA using a calm voice in most of these makes it infinitely more funny

i love it when at 6:23 he wasn’t being that serious and it was cute - JDBDJDJSJSJJWJSBD

6:12 thou, I can't believe someone actually got him to say this lmao

this poor man has endured so much

I'm not even Byakuya simp or kinnie- I just love his voice- 😂 his lines here are just hilarious-

awOOGA AWOOGA SOUND EFFECT I CAN'T-

MY GUY DOSNT EVEN GET PAID TO SAY THESE 😭😭

FIrst ya'll break togami, then gundham, and now i'm worried for taka

4:51 i literally choked on my water i can't

9:24 omg he’s so kind? This man is so nice I-

jason and bryce do so much for this damned accursed fandom

jesus fucking christ it’s 3am i am literally fucking crying i love these. the love for byakuya has grown only based on this because i am becoming hysterical

This is.. oddly comforting I wonder if this is how Toko feels everyday

I cant thank you enough for making this-

did THE BYAKUYA TOGAMI SWEAR

8:55 I can’t listen to this without crying-

13:26 I am currently going through a hard time, health things, and this genually made me smile. No one has told me I’ll be okay, all I got when I told my friend some of the possibilities coming out of this was “Pog”. I came to this video for a laugh and I got that, as well as a message I really needed

time stamps for future me, 0:49-Officer I drop kicked that baby in self defense 2:13-Jaw drops to floor 3:52-grow the widdily diddley up 5:38-I was trying to flirt 10:16-I don't think orphanages exist 11:40-Byakuya Togami get em real star rich 12:28-I'm finna whip this hoe 13:06-Catboys are protected by the constitution 13:41-listen to me toko 13:52-Oh? Everyone was Kung-foo fighting 14:06-good morning everyone 16:54-I will see you there 17:37-Stupid Horse 18:58-I will not juju on that beat 19:19-WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO 19:46-I'm sorry for Dripping 21:02-Arms Tonite 21:23-So you really just gon bring me a birthday gift to my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? 21:49-Big Chungus 23:05-I have just simultaneously whipped and nae-naed 23:28-This is so spaghetti 25:59-My movie 27:55- I be walking with the chesse 29:42-Big Brain Moment 29:58-Welcome to the bread bank

i say the “stop comparing me to raymond from animal crossing” all the time bless togamis va

GET YOUR “IM HERE CAUSE IM A SIMP” TICKET HERE (There will be kinny tickets at the next station)

*cutely cries at all the comfort audios because Byakuya is a comfort character, and I am emotional*

13:27 sorry its a timestamp for when im crying at 3am

2013 danganronpa fandom WISHES it was this powerful

he's just ✨ built different ✨

Omg when he said “you’re supposed to be built different” I choked 😭

*[slides a stack of money across the table]* This stays between us. Edit: You're all terrible at managing your finances.

16:30 I...I'M SPEECHLESS.

Returning in 2023 and these are still amazing

6:25 I may or may not be considering using this as my ringtone

i used to hate togami but these audios made me like him

I'm curious to know if the audio I posted is in here but I'm too lazy to listen through.

i can't believe I just sat here and listened to 30 minutes of byakuyas va saying random stuff

the "Æ-" at 5:14 is a whole goddamn mood ngl