Every Church Has A Lady Like This

Every Church Has A Lady Like This | Jonnie W.

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Ай бұрын

Comedian Jonnie W on that one church lady…
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ABOUT JONNIE W.
Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entertain us while we wait for that person. Entering the comedy scene with nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has gone on to entertain audiences nationwide. When not performing at solo events, Jonnie joins fellow funny man Tim Hawkins on his "Rockshow Comedy Tour", delivering the funny at sold out shows coast to coast.
Jonnie blends musical chops, mad vocals, and off-beat standup for a hilariously unique comedy experience. His first DVD, "Angry Sandwich" was a huge success and his follow-up, "Live From Franklin Theatre" is a must have for all comedy fans!
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@nicolehubbard3536 Ай бұрын

"Farm to table drumming" 😂

@mnelson0913 Ай бұрын

“Stay Ye on the beat!” 😂😂

@andrewshaw7998 2 күн бұрын

As a drummer and occasional praise band percussionist - every joyful noise is welcome... As long as it's on the beat! Haha

@MamaJLW Ай бұрын

“That’s the coolest part about being a Christian, man, is that everyone’s got their own different flavor. If you’re serving Jesus, you’re good with me, it doesn’t bother me at all.” Amen, brother. I wish we could all have that attitude.

@cmhughes8057 Ай бұрын

Agreed

@marksnyder6120 26 күн бұрын

There was an elderly lady in my our small church choir years ago who sang terribly off key, but we loved her too much to tell her! 🙂

@Stacy1368 21 күн бұрын

That was very kind. You gave her a gift by allowing her to express herself without inhibition.

@cindynewman902 Күн бұрын

@@marksnyder6120 that might have been me…lol

@kathleenbeach4839 Ай бұрын

After I married my husband, we visited his home town church. That week the worship leader was absent and since I was a worship leader, I was asked if I could lead the worship. This was back in the 80’s. Little did I know there was a precious little lady who sat on the front row and loved to sing. She had a very strong accent and an operatic voice. She loved to sing Vibrato (her voice vibrated between notes for those who are unfamiliar with the Latin word). The most memorable part of her singing was that she sang loud with gusto and was off key! I started leading the first song and she entered in with such enthusiasm that I nearly fell off my high heeled shoes! It kind of threw me for a loop and I had to catch up with the music. 😂. I loved that lady and it is one of my fondest memories. ❤

@Stacy1368 21 күн бұрын

It's beautiful how you just loved her for who she was & let her be joyful in her own way!

@kathleenbeach4839 21 күн бұрын

@@Stacy1368 thank you Stacy, I love people who are enthusiastic worshippers. My daughter-in-law’s cousin sings with total enthusiasm and sings off key. I try to sit by her every Sunday. I can just imagine that God is sitting on the throne with a twinkle in his eye looking at her adoringly. He sees the love.

@der_Allsehende_Seher 15 күн бұрын

That was a tremolo, not vibrato.

@kathleenbeach4839 15 күн бұрын

@@der_Allsehende_Seher Thank you for the correction. I had a ministroke following an auto accident and I am still re-learning what I lost. So, I really appreciate you.

@der_Allsehende_Seher 15 күн бұрын

@@kathleenbeach4839 I am a trained singer. I started out with a tremolo, and my teacher had me work on it for months to get a cleaner tone. Tremolos are wicked hard to get under control, and the wavering between pitches was beyond annoying when my voice teacher made me aware of it. I still have to watch out for bad habits in singing, so believe me, I understand. I hope your recovery is going well, and I thank you for your kind words😊

@donnahampton3632 Ай бұрын

I live in Florida where he is giving this talk, but I was raised in Oklahoma, the state where he's talking about the tambourine lady being tazed. He is absolutely hilarious!

@angelagreen778 Ай бұрын

A woman in OK was tazed? Lol. I live here. Craxy is where u r!

@tcsa9961 Ай бұрын

Ga, but am from OKC🙌so true!!

@monicawilson2303 Ай бұрын

Ohmygosh. I’m an Okie too. Hilarious 😂😂

@melindagatewood6893 28 күн бұрын

Razed there also,lmao 🤣

@dolliemaesone 28 күн бұрын

I’m here in Ok but never saw a lady tazed

@laurabaylessjohnson6749 16 күн бұрын

😂 "Don't let her get to 7!"

@kelliehorn1082 10 күн бұрын

My personal favorite 🤭

@Rosie_C Ай бұрын

“But stay ye on the beat.” 🤣 I go to a lively church and you’re allowed to do pretty much whatever you want to praise the Lord, as long as it is in an appropriate manner and clearly not just pure flesh. But drawing attention to yourself and ignoring authority is over the line. 😳 The best story I’ve witnessed was my brother who jumped up to raise his hands and he sat back down so hard that he broke the old wooden pew. 😶 The pastor of that church we were visiting cautions him at the beginning of every service when we go back, to not break any more pews.

@brothermarion8224 Ай бұрын

I grew up in the Church of God, ( Headquarters in Cleveland, TN.) Pew jumping was an Olympic competition.... 😅

@Jennifer-bv8hr Ай бұрын

"Will Smith will not be slapping me!"🤣🤣

@earthling8585 Ай бұрын

The first time I went to a Catholic church, I noticed they put babies and their parents in a soundproof room in the back. Why? In case the babies cried. Then the first time I went to a Baptist church I found myself at a party! Singing, dancing, babies could cry, whatever! It was wonderful! I was raised in a Lutheran church. It was all walks of life, babies could cry. I called it "The you're okay, I'm okay, we're in this together church". But, the best party was at the Baptist church, so I took my two small children. They had never seen anything like this either. They loved it too! I sent them to Bible school there after that. They didn't care if we were of any religion, they were loving and sweet and hilarious!

@marymorris6897 Ай бұрын

Oh, wow. We had a Catholic priest here who said he could talk over any baby or child. No exclusion there. The best church I ever went to was a Baptist church. Lots of reverence for God. Also, if someone performed music badly, they would "forget" to ask them to perform again.

@Bethanybakery Ай бұрын

🙄 Catholic churches don't put babies in boxes. Some of them have cry rooms that parents are welcome to use if they feel the need, but many Catholic churches have done away with those completely or use them as sensory rooms. Our motto is "if the church isn't crying, it's dying." We want those young families at Mass!

@user-tr6rl8mh1q Ай бұрын

I've never seen anything like that in the Baptist church I grew up in. Sure would like to though.

@marymorris6897 Ай бұрын

@@user-tr6rl8mh1q Oh, it was wonderful. They had Christ centered preaching every Sunday. Of note, they were a little different from their overseeing body, which tends to be too, too conservative.

@earthling8585 Ай бұрын

@@Bethanybakery Not in my experience. No babies were in the pews. All churches are different. Depending on who is running the service.

@tessendicott Ай бұрын

This is exactly what I needed after a rough day yesterday. 😂😂😂

@patriot4life262 29 күн бұрын

“But stay ye on the beat”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@denisetarabori553 Ай бұрын

We had a “ballerina” dancing in the spirit and a Whirling Dervish . I was so confused my first couple visits. I was raised Baptist

@Noledad77 26 күн бұрын

Cage-free drumming is where it's at 😂

@patsyjeanflaharty5318 Ай бұрын

Sounds like the Church of God of Prophecy. Been there, done that. Preachers kid. Mom was a runner. Dad was a pew jumper. Honest. Used to break out in hives before 2 week revivals. Scared to death as a kid.

@tammyhanlon3057 29 күн бұрын

Yep, I can see getting hives. Or running away from home, even. My friend went to an authentic snake handling church, she left home at 14 for some reason. Not a runaway, exactly, she went to live with family in "civilization" ( her word not mine) . He dad was weird but nice but her mom was a religious fanatic. I loved my friend then and until she died a few years ago, so I did visit her home frequently. Your comment made me remember how she would not, probably could not eat on Saturday and still suffered unpleasant intentional revolt against the environment.

@user-gz6bs6nl7x 16 күн бұрын

I was raised in church of God of prophecy

@jayniekinser7029 26 күн бұрын

Playing tambourine takes a special talent. It’s not as easy as it looks. I tried once and was asked not to. It hurt my pride but I’m glad they were honest.

@Stacy1368 21 күн бұрын

Visit a Catholic church then, no tambourines I nearly guarantee it 😅

@williampapadopoulos8145 20 күн бұрын

It either ends up bruising your other hand, or it bruises your hip/upper leg if you are really energetically playing it!

@sj36joy Ай бұрын

In the Assembly of God when I was little a lady would run around all the pews, then she would reach out and touch some of us. I did not want to be touched so I started sitting in the middle of the pews!

@leslietietz2189 Ай бұрын

Duck duck goose😂

@pamelag7553 Ай бұрын

Lol! The Message Bible!🤣 But poor tambourine lady.😸

@roselynn816 Ай бұрын

I'm the lady that's done the Jericho walks!😂😂

@brandyromano Ай бұрын

We did have a tambourine lady. That could not hear the beat. Wonderful lady, no rhythm. We did not taze her.

@mammaduck3863 Ай бұрын

Regrets, I've had a few 🎶🎶🎶

@rosanne7804 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ArmyScoutMom Ай бұрын

😅😂🤣🤣🤣

@ArmyScoutMom Ай бұрын

@@mammaduck3863😂😂😂

@burtonrodman Ай бұрын

we have a singer who has to do tambourine… mostly on time… mostly😢. then my MIL in the crowd is a strong alto, who likes to clap… she shouldn’t 😅

@adamtomecko6817 29 күн бұрын

I never knew Christian comedy could be so funny! Then again, this is one of the first Christian comedy videos I've ever watched 🤔

@user-mc4cl3kr1r 28 күн бұрын

@@adamtomecko6817 they are out there, Christian comedians. This one is really good. Although he is nearing retirement, you might also check out Jeff Allen. And, although he wasn't solely a Christian comedian, but is a devout Christian, check out Bill Engvall. Also in retirement now, he is still active on youtube. His bit about almost got kicked out of church is funny. A lot of Christian comedians have a two pronged approach to comedy. The humor doesn't really change. But, the delivery kind of varies depending on whether their audience is church-based or secular-based and their agents make this clear to the comic when they book the gig...usually. Jeff Allen has an amusing sketch when his agent/manager failed to tell him which gig was which. 🤣 But, the bottom line is there are clean comedians out there and some are Christians. Even the ones who primarily perform in churches realize how far to take the comedy and what line, even in churches, not to cross. They are truly gifted and we are blessed because, even in church, it can be ok to laugh sometimes. 🤭 😇

@user-mc4cl3kr1r 28 күн бұрын

@@adamtomecko6817 also check out Jeff Allen.

@agilley8285 28 күн бұрын

Check out Tim Hawkins and Bob Smiley too! 😊

@adamtomecko6817 27 күн бұрын

@@agilley8285 Will do Brother 👊

@MathewWeaver73 22 күн бұрын

@@agilley8285I definitely will. Thanks.

@lauraatkinson8920 Ай бұрын

So true singing in high keys

@alenahawke475 Ай бұрын

Don't you just love church! I know I do! Thank youJesus!🙏❤️✝️

@mistydawnburke Ай бұрын

Amen!

@alenahawke475 23 күн бұрын

@@mistydawnburke Amen!🙏🥰✝️

@sirtango1 12 күн бұрын

True story, our pastor asked if anyone would like to come up and sing a song. Someone brought a lady with them and she got up and sang All My Exes Live In Texas! 😂A cappella of course!

@debschwindt4602 Күн бұрын

😂

@sarahkayhaines5074 Ай бұрын

That’s from the amplified version, brother! 🤗😂

@timsmith2525 Ай бұрын

This is one of Jonnie's best! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

@user-mc4cl3kr1r 28 күн бұрын

Absolutely love your comedy. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Thank you for helping us laugh. 😂

@jadefire2817 Ай бұрын

*NOT* the "Message" Bible!! 😂

@lovinglife6080 Ай бұрын

😂love your comedy and your expressions you use God bless you Jonnie

@wideawake5630 Ай бұрын

He's brilliant!

@JonnieW Ай бұрын

Aww thanks!

@faiththomas1749 16 күн бұрын

@@JonnieWI was born in a bapitcogistolic ( Baptist + apostolic + Methodist + Episcopalian + cogic ) church with a black grandma so I know something bout this

@suewiseley2724 Ай бұрын

that was great! what a wonderful way to start my day!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JonnieW Ай бұрын

Thanks, Sue!!

@TamaraChaos 8 күн бұрын

It's a one in a million chance that I will like a comedian and you sir, are so funny. We watched this short one another short one and a long one last night. So funny!

@JonnieW 8 күн бұрын

Hey thanks a heap!!

@wifeoftim 22 күн бұрын

Back in the 80s I attended a church that had tambourine guy. His name was Basil and he was the nicest guy and he was actually quite good.

@StacyEdwards-rd3ot 11 күн бұрын

We had a guy in church complain it was too loud every Sunday. He eventually bought some.ear muffs and continued to worship along!

@badassunicorn5351 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂one of the best comedians!!

@jessiriba9644 Ай бұрын

I thought we were going to peak at "farm to table drumming" but it was only the beginning 😂😂😂

@JonnieW Ай бұрын

Haha thanks for watching!!

@casualobserver620 Ай бұрын

The thing about being a "Christian" comedian in a Church is that no matter what the material is, some people will laugh at it as a means of hospitality and relaxation, every Church has people like this.

@victorlim8105 6 күн бұрын

"it's in the message bible" 🤣🤣🤣

@Maria-qn6fe Ай бұрын

Hilarious! I needed to laugh,, thank you 💯💗✝️

@ashleykennedy2824 24 күн бұрын

My mom was the tambourine lady. 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

@JonnieW 24 күн бұрын

It happens 😂

@thedude9199 5 күн бұрын

Tambourine lady. Opera voice lady. "yes Lawd" lady Big hat lady. "whew" guy (dry whistle sound)

@genaj67 14 күн бұрын

I have always been an animal fanatic and when I was about 7, I learned how to keep old ladies at bay. I had caught a little Garter snake and took it to church in it's mason jar house. She came up to me and asked how I was and before she had the chance, as a known cheek pincher, I pulled out my snake and said see what I caught! Well..... She passed out cold and I heard my Dad utter the dreaded words of "meet me in the bedroom when we get home". So safe to say, neither one of us came out of that one unscathed 😂😂

@oekmama Ай бұрын

But stay ye on the beat!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@noelpatrick5074 18 сағат бұрын

Jonnie you definitely have the call of God to worship and to preach,,, everyone in that room was full of joy,,,, that's fellowship

@shaunaleessnackidies 5 күн бұрын

I literally lol’d so hard at this! 😂

@elviamorales3451 13 күн бұрын

Hilarious!!!😂

@patperrier4599 Ай бұрын

Your tambourine lady might've been a visiting Episcopalian. (I am one, so...) There's a running joke that we don't know WHAT to do with a tambourine. They claim that the only reason I get away with playing it is because I came over from another denomination. LOL And thank you for that truth about church musicians (I'm one of those, too...) - but let's also blame the composers who put those songs in "mosquito notes."

@cheryllwaldrop9732 Ай бұрын

When I was a child, I was told that the hymns were in such a high key because it made them easier for the piano player to play. Once I had music lessons, I realized that wasn't true. That many sharps or flats cannot possibly be the easiest arrangement for the pianist. Even if it was, there's only one pianist-- surely we're not just throwing all of the other congregants under the bus because some piano player prefers using only the black keys.

@RaquelNavas Ай бұрын

I'm pentecostal 1:10

@spdycar13 11 күн бұрын

Stay ye on the beat. Amen!!!

@tobylou8 Ай бұрын

Most people can't play the tambourine regardless of color, we banned them!! LOL

@user-mu7il1dd9w Ай бұрын

This guy is soooo funny!

@christinecrow1410 22 күн бұрын

He's a gem. Loved it.

@cindynewman902 2 күн бұрын

Thanks for the laughs.

@TheShahann Ай бұрын

Love it-funny stuff

@laurelpowell5471 Ай бұрын

You are soooo hilarious.

@amyrodgers9887 Ай бұрын

We have guy that sometimes leads singing and he has trouble staying on the beat AND staying on pitch. He doesn't seem to realize it. On those days it's really hard for me to stay "Christianly" through the song service.

@maryfrancesmcknight9587 28 күн бұрын

That was too funny 😂

@DLM0826 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 3 new songs😂😂😂

@davidhicks2220 12 күн бұрын

Excellent stuff. Love the comedic vision.

@monnie1027 28 күн бұрын

He's hilarious 😂😅😂😅😂❤this

@tamidespain4677 Күн бұрын

Saved in a Pentecostal church and now 41 years and 3 states later in a “somewhat normal” church😂 God is very patient with us… just imagine all of those “groups” singing at once in Heaven. It will be like a 3 ring circus. That was a joke. When we stand before the Throne we might just be speechless! ❤

@stitchy_linn 24 күн бұрын

I'd nevet heard of Jonnie W before tonight and man is he ever funny! 😂😂😂

@TamaraChaos 9 күн бұрын

End of 3 into 4. So funny!

@allison.guy6673 Ай бұрын

I think everyone carries in Florida, lol

@coolcutsgal2 Ай бұрын

🙋🏼‍♀️ Arizona too👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼❤️❤️😘😘😘😘

@johnduffy6546 10 күн бұрын

You are a very funny man! Great performance.

@doogie3852 14 күн бұрын

You brother are hilarious!!!

@masundadee7150 18 күн бұрын

I have been an Adventist for about 14 years now and went visiting Pentecostal church this year...the drums are just too loud for me, the singing is quite different but I loved the experience.

@judythompson8227 29 күн бұрын

In our local (small) church, during the service there would be a hymn or two put to music. One of the members was an old(er) lady, let's call her Martha, who had the lung power of a cooper's hawk and had no idea of how far off key she was. Ev-er. She was almost not singing the same hymn as the rest of the people...but what could you say? Marha, don't sing, you're deafening the preacher. Martha, could you just zip it?

@urkoolUncle 10 күн бұрын

TOO Funny 😅😅😅

@karenwhite1541 27 күн бұрын

So funny😂

@kldegeyter Ай бұрын

That's pretty funny lol

@Jennifer-bv8hr Ай бұрын

Jericho March!

@peggybenson2107 14 күн бұрын

As a 10 year old child who was raised in the Catholic church where the only movement was getting up and down on the kneeling benches and no one sang but the choir. My aunt took me to her childhood church way back in the hills of Kentucky. There were no pews, just wooden benches with no backs. In that day it was what was called a "holy roller" church. The lady in front of us got in the spirit and started rolling on the floor and under the bench. I jumped up and ran out of the church screaming. My aunt had to chase me down in the parking lot. I wouldn't go near a protestant church for years because I thought that they were all like that. Today I am a Methodist minister. No rolling in my church. lol

@robinarteaga3532 27 күн бұрын

I always say our non dem Pentecostal church. Woship like Pentecostal, take comunion like Catholic and we eat like the Baptist. You are welcome to use this in your show.

@leeriterii2128 26 күн бұрын

God bless.

@stevenfarmer2660 Ай бұрын

Amen!🙏🏻✝️🤣

@amremnant 8 күн бұрын

This is the funniest Christian comedy I have ever heard! Awesome, new sub!

@lauraatkinson8920 Ай бұрын

That’s so true the message bible completely different translation 😅

@teohproject 18 күн бұрын

Hilarious

@benjamin.kelley 16 күн бұрын

In our church, her name was Betsy... She had to be told a few times to stop her dancing and waving, since the Holy Spirit had led the worship service to be over, and she was still going 😂

@carollopez3182 7 күн бұрын

If your ever in Mentone, Alabama, come see us at Moon Lake Baptist church!

@andreaphillips6948 Күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤

@fayc1804 8 күн бұрын

❤😂

@farmhousefrugally 29 күн бұрын

It’s in the message bible 😂

@joyphinney3729 Ай бұрын

It does say to play skillfully (Psalm 33:3) so maybe the taser wasn’t that uncalled for.

@Aevans786 11 күн бұрын

Haha. Can one not play skillfully while the other makes a joyful noise?

@dianpenny5923 Ай бұрын

🙏🏼❤️😂😂😂

@maryseiler5788 Ай бұрын

❤❤

@jesussaves7 Ай бұрын

We are ALL kooks 😂 aren't we? ...but WE are NO longer in rebellion with our Creator..Love you Jesus 🙌. And all of you too xoxo

@marcialefebvre5365 Ай бұрын

Right back at you!❤

@JaneCurtis-vk7fq Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ryuhernandez6124 Ай бұрын

Lol

@faiththomas1749 16 күн бұрын

@jonniew i grew up in the Bapticogistolicpiscopalian ( Baptist + cogic + apostolic+ Methodist + Episcopalian ) church with a black grandma

@philsellers6003 Ай бұрын

Thumbs up for the Will Smith joke!

@grandmashousebandb 16 сағат бұрын

We Nazarenes (Evangelicals) used to run around and up and down, some waving their white hankies. LOL.

@joywebster2678 Ай бұрын

Stick to hymns, their beautiful!

@cynthiajohnston424 Ай бұрын

At one time , all those now tried & true hymns were " new " music too . ( Many hymnals tell the composer & date printed by the hymn's title . ) 🤗

@joywebster2678 Ай бұрын

@cynthiajohnston424 well so many were new in the 1800s, I missed the hip thrusting guitar player launching them in the churches of the now UK.

@donaldlesicka8115 Ай бұрын

If you are there to listen to the beautiful songs, you're there for the wrong reasons. Just sayin'.

@cynthiajohnston424 Ай бұрын

@@donaldlesicka8115 The song lyrics also carry messages . And , if you're in church for whatever reason , at least you are present ; inspiration can be in many forms at any time . 🤗👼

@joywebster2678 Ай бұрын

@donaldlesicka8115 if you don't worship with the music l but only have empty choruses with no meaning repeat8ng with drums and catchy beats I'd suggest you are there for the wrong reason. The hymns beauty are the words praising God with a message not obscured by loud beats and s reaching vocals. So sorry your comprehension of the word beautiful is limited to a superficial level, I'll pray for you.

@bonitasawyer99 Ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊

@dennisfleming5095 28 күн бұрын

Years ago, there were people in my church that would play tambourines and other hand percussion. Drove the worship leader crazy. We made them stay in the back.

@rikosborne1212 17 күн бұрын

I see some tambourines here There's really quite a lot Some of them are keeping time But most of them are not

@JonnieW 17 күн бұрын

@@rikosborne1212 Lovely poem 😂

@trishignao8191 7 күн бұрын

Oh Lord I remember the tambourine lady.m

@jojorey6886 18 күн бұрын

I attend a Pentecostal church and no one runs around or does a Jericho march or speaks out or interrupts the sermon or worship service for no reason at all.