Every Hitman’s Worst Nightmare

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@angelwithashotgun405 3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does Zac actually make a pretty decent hitman? Like, visually, he looked good in character.

@Tkieron 2 жыл бұрын

With a giant attention drawing face scar that anyone could recognize and police could easily identify? Sure.

@snoozuu 2 жыл бұрын

he did. he looked good.

@ginostern3611 2 жыл бұрын

Someone is upset they wouldn't look good as a hitman 😅

@astrinomica 2 жыл бұрын

@@ginostern3611 no ones upset though?- they just said they think he looks like a good hitman

@blubberdust 2 жыл бұрын

@@astrinomica I think he was intending to respond to sir distic ^^

@jackjackson7343 4 жыл бұрын

*doesn't have a round in the chamber* *attaches flashlight*

@gr.xxx.n 4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy brain

@indi3_B 4 жыл бұрын

Nono he's upgrading the gun to unlock the ammo generator perk

@Passw0rdYT 3 жыл бұрын

"have you tried cycling the bolt?" "nah, I just put a rubixs cube on the scope"

@inconcluseveitytiy339 3 жыл бұрын

Its not called chamber its magazine

@jackjackson7343 3 жыл бұрын

@@inconcluseveitytiy339 the chamber is where the round sits before the firing pin goes forward

@jamesskinner4752 5 жыл бұрын

A room of hit men somewhere: “Ace, check it out, this is totally you”

@literalbomb3439 4 жыл бұрын

James Skinner then that roommate watches the video and snaps the guys neck saying "Whew My Cover was nearly Blown."

@justaguywholikeshentai9019 4 жыл бұрын

Ace just read your comment

@definetelykosakukawajiri8465 4 жыл бұрын

HAHA ace read this comment 🤣

@legallyapumpkin3189 3 жыл бұрын

So im rewatching this video and wondering how to like a comment twice

@kryptc6514 3 жыл бұрын

Why you do me like that

@Filled2105 5 жыл бұрын

As a hitman, I can confirm this is my worst nightmare

@blueskull6268 5 жыл бұрын

Shit you beet me to it

@nickallaround431 5 жыл бұрын

Where can i hire you?

@StyrozCutter 5 жыл бұрын

I doubt it

@y7733 5 жыл бұрын

@@StyrozCutter wooosh

@michaelhopkins6610 5 жыл бұрын

Wrong! Our worst nightmare is a gun law like in the USA in the whole world. The ECKU (european contract killer union) have big problems with the AHU (american hitman union), because they want to steal our european jobs. Sadly, Americans don't hire trained AHU personnel, but prefer to kill on their own. This is why many professional American contract killers live in poverty and can hardly feed their families. Nevertheless, they should not flood our labour market with their cheap labour.

@Departedreflections 8 жыл бұрын

That's Bullshit. The Rubik's Cube goes under the rifle.

@PowerHaters 8 жыл бұрын

Fuck these libtards knowing nothing about guns smh >:((((

@__nog642 8 жыл бұрын

THIS IS HITMAN 101 FOR FUCK'S SAKE

@cottonballs185 8 жыл бұрын

What does a civilian need an under-slung Rubik's Cube for? They should be banned.

@majormushu 8 жыл бұрын

he killed his target... did you not read the statement at the bottom of the pic?

@Departedreflections 8 жыл бұрын

***** True Facts

@sophietomov4368 6 жыл бұрын

If Ikea made a sniper rifle.

@gageniedert4344 5 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be a grammar nazi but ikea don't make shit they just sell you the parts

@spoople_doople 5 жыл бұрын

@@juanlilg2868 he's right though

@spoople_doople 5 жыл бұрын

@@juanlilg2868 he's just correcting him

@youareanidiot855 5 жыл бұрын

GD Veneno He didn’t do anything and he was right, he said “Sorry” too. How is that being an asshole?

@pqbdwmnu 5 жыл бұрын

Swedish sniper

@maz3rlaz3r15 4 жыл бұрын

The scar makes him professional

@raspberrycrowns9494 3 жыл бұрын

Nah he just fell down a flight off stairs

@i-am-a_person8598 2 жыл бұрын

The scar is there because it was his last time trying kill somebody with a sniper from inside the same room

@Re4LDeaL 2 жыл бұрын

His look is based on Duke Togo, from the hitman anime called Golgo 13.

@freedom9729 4 жыл бұрын

I think this is a hitman's second-worst nightmare, after being assigned Where's Waldo

@viruseptvirusept5578 4 жыл бұрын

no its not cause you would had to find waldo just once not a milion times

@freedom9729 4 жыл бұрын

@@viruseptvirusept5578 okay, let's combine the two lol

@gdpanzer7333 3 жыл бұрын

47, you are assigned a mission to assassinate waldo. He is a ghost target and you need to find him.

@Knightwolf1994 3 жыл бұрын

@@gdpanzer7333 Not good lie that would be a pretty funny Hitman mission.

@clarkkent1473 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@matman000000 8 жыл бұрын

That's why I gave up on guns and started using the ancient art of throwing bricks in the face.

@addisondobbins2184 8 жыл бұрын

this comment actually made me laugh really hard XD

@nageorgiou2 8 жыл бұрын

I focused on the ancient art of asbestos to the mouth

@DanVWeller 8 жыл бұрын

I've never used that attachment before, what does that do?

@nuriel1825 8 жыл бұрын

Or bashing someone with a rock.

@NightWatch707 8 жыл бұрын

Thumbs up because of the original Max Payne profile picture.

@FrauUchiha 6 жыл бұрын

I thought every Hitman's nightmare was falling in love with their target.

@artypyrec4186 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the worst nightmare is going for the target but finding out you were the target the whole time

@aidenquach9038 4 жыл бұрын

So reverse Stockholm syndrome

@schwellenangst1605 3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenquach9038 It's an actual thing, i don't remember its name tho lol

@lol... 3 жыл бұрын

Aiden Quach lima syndrome

@dynawesome 3 жыл бұрын

Or being assigned to kill a loved one

@gamerboi6929 5 жыл бұрын

Guy is 10ft away and pulls out his sniper A true professional

@foundryiron 5 жыл бұрын

Still misses

@adriansrealm 5 жыл бұрын

@@foundryiron He didn't miss. He was supposed to kill anyone who talked to the guy in the pic.

@foundryiron 5 жыл бұрын

@@adriansrealm he didn't know though, he still had to pull out his picture and resd the bottom

@scarletsky2614 5 жыл бұрын

For the achievement obviously.

@Pilot2505 5 жыл бұрын

Iron Foundry Mapping actually when he shot, the victim stood up and went away

@OmegaDoesThings 11 ай бұрын

Suddenly I realize the "Make Some Noise" prompt that Josh got for "Overcomplicated Sniper Rifle" was potentially a callback reference to Zac doing this sketch lol

@olzziyt 8 ай бұрын

exactly my thoughts

@BelindaShort 7 ай бұрын

Yeah that was pretty good

@rav2410 8 жыл бұрын

I like how the writers are the ones who do the skits

@ProjectMouthwash 8 жыл бұрын

This is generally how most successful sketch performance groups are, right back to Monty Python.

@1Kaisermerlin 8 жыл бұрын

And far back to Charlie Chaplin.

@ProjectMouthwash 8 жыл бұрын

Kaiserinmeli Pretty much as long as there's been comedy, really.

@WRZ100 8 жыл бұрын

If you want something to be done good, do it youself. Also no need to pay actors.

@gregistopal 8 жыл бұрын

+BlazingAzureCrow your arms are gone! no there not Well what's that then!

@Sozzzled 8 жыл бұрын

As a hitman, I can totally relate to this.

@i0am0the0one0 8 жыл бұрын

can i hire you ? and I have to pay you in virtual cookies

@RonaldSL- 8 жыл бұрын

Do you accept dogecoin? xD

@krombopulos_michael 8 жыл бұрын

Same.

@sartanko 8 жыл бұрын

Man, FBI, CIA and about thirty other secret branches of the U.S government is gonna kick down your door aaaany minute now.

@i0am0the0one0 8 жыл бұрын

+Dan Slash yeah a good old school bowl of alphabet soup

@TopEvt 5 жыл бұрын

opens video "Welcome to complicated sniper riffle tutorials" I died laughing at that part lol

@Aaronkbrown1125 3 жыл бұрын

Rifle*

@abdalucchash3588 3 жыл бұрын

@@Aaronkbrown1125 piffle*

@dabeans6955 3 жыл бұрын

Rifle

@osamav1nceladen583 3 жыл бұрын

Then how did you type this?

@EyeSky420 3 жыл бұрын

R I F F L E

@Kashi_Mochibean 2 жыл бұрын

When it said “Worst Nightmare” I wasn’t expecting it to literally play out like a bad dream

@Max-dw7is 6 жыл бұрын

I had to watch this twice to realize it was the *gun* not the *target* that was his worst nightmare

@anthonyrock-the-universal-one 6 жыл бұрын

we all have our bad days.

@lavenderwalrus9875 2 жыл бұрын

i have watched this video MULTIPLE TIMES over the years and always just thought it wasn't one of their best because it made no sense and it wasnt till i clicked it today that i finally figured that out. good gods i am a moron.

@zaksmith1035 2 жыл бұрын

@@lavenderwalrus9875 From the thumbnail I got the impression it was the target, which I kept until the chamber was empty. First impressions are powerful though.

@charlesboudreau5350 2 жыл бұрын

I dunno.. I still think it could be the target. The man's instruction is to kill anyone that talks to him and the guy goes around super happy to talk about his situation, meaning a lot of kills. The gun was also a difficult opponent.

@brockmacpherson8730 Жыл бұрын

Are all of you retarded

@heatherrockwell9012 7 жыл бұрын

I've always hated that model. The rubix cube doesn't have the magnetic hover attachment like in the newer line, so the calibration's way off. And the laser pointer reflects in your eyes. But most annoyingly, it has this weird bug where it sometimes doesn't fire when you pull the trigger.

@justsomeguywithhalfamustac4600 5 жыл бұрын

LUL

@raulqueiroz9021 5 жыл бұрын

Nice novel

@freakingoutwolf7487 5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get the Lego with it

@radicalman7304 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so easy to lose pieces

@arvointeokej Жыл бұрын

I’m a bit late but they just released a new model, they still haven’t fixed the rubix cube problem but they made special sunglasses to block out the laser. I don’t understand why they didn’t just fix the laser but they said something with “the calibration would be off if we fixed the laser pointer”. As if it wasn’t off already. They honestly remind me of apple. Fixing smaller details and ignoring the big ones for every new release.

@scarletsky2614 5 жыл бұрын

"gunshot heard" 20 people you had no idea were near "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, NO SUDDEN MOVES" Compromised.

@ironicmanx9886 5 жыл бұрын

Contract complete. Nice work 47

@quaintguy9700 3 жыл бұрын

Hitman reference (the game) cool

@NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 жыл бұрын

@@quaintguy9700 How to play hitman: Step 1: get a sniper rifle Step2: get within 5 cm of your target Step3: shove your whole sniper rifle up their ****** and pull the trigger. Step4: RUN!!!

@elis7533 7 жыл бұрын

Twins are the real nightmare for any hitman.

@michaelb2789 6 жыл бұрын

Elis Not really. Just takes an extra bullet ;)

@joshlotad6873 6 жыл бұрын

Elis what if one twin was the target, but the other was a good friend of yours

@Diskode48 6 жыл бұрын

He means if one you were supposed to kill and the other you were specifically not supposed to kill that would suck

@strewf 6 жыл бұрын

No doppelgangers. Especially, if they're gangbangers.

@gilserranito951 6 жыл бұрын

win win?

@davidattenborough1631 8 жыл бұрын

IKEA makes guns?

@ucreategames 8 жыл бұрын

Ikea makes everything. Even babies...

@davidattenborough1631 8 жыл бұрын

ucreategames no when a mommy and daddy love eachother VERRY much, they go see a wizard and he uses a spell to plant baby seeds in the mommys tummy. after a REALLY long time the seeds grow and mommy goes to the hospital to meet the wizard so he can teleport the baby out of the momys tummy

@ucreategames 8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan Miller I knew it! Now, it's time to kill my family.

@shakirabdullah14 8 жыл бұрын

LOL~ that's funny! Gotta use that one day!

@davidattenborough1631 8 жыл бұрын

ucreategames start with the oldest and work your way down. worst case cenario the youngest survives and trains his whole life to defeat you.

@Venotix 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking at him the entire time like "Why hasn't he properly installed his legos yet?", what a bad hitman

@TheNefastor 5 жыл бұрын

The part where he starts watching a tutorial while drinking coffee has me ROFLing for a whole minute.

@willieearles3151 7 жыл бұрын

Excellent work 47. The money has been wired to your account.

@twinostrich8045 6 жыл бұрын

Zack Mck He'll certainly go on to live... a colourful life.

@twinostrich8045 6 жыл бұрын

Damien Fox No, he succeeded. "Kill everyone who talks to this idiot"

@naberiouslazarus2505 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he failed

@twinostrich8045 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Julian Ermita Clarify.

@flimbonimbo7259 6 жыл бұрын

Thomas, they didn't bother to pay attention to the video is all.

@cometmoon4485 8 жыл бұрын

1:46 And of course, you mustn't forget the 'Completed Rubik's Cube' modification. For authentic battle damage.

@phoenixbrehm5679 8 жыл бұрын

yay someone who can spell Rubik's right and not Rubix

@IgnarusSecretum 8 жыл бұрын

+Phoenix Brehm who says rubix?

@Senkenzo 8 жыл бұрын

We talking about the roblox cube?

@gewgulkansuhckitt9086 8 жыл бұрын

Are you guys talking about the Roobique's Qube?

@phoenixbrehm5679 8 жыл бұрын

TheOnly TrueOne cube noobs

@PoweredFilms98 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else watching this only after seeing the worlds most intricate sniper rifle bit from "Make Some Noise / Game Changer"?

@DOPN 3 жыл бұрын

Can we take into account that Grant basically moved faster than a bullet 😂

@fedoratheexplorar2143 8 жыл бұрын

Pff a real Hitman uses an explosive rubber duck!

@dropout 8 жыл бұрын

True, but a rifle gives you way more accuracy.

@a.maskil9073 8 жыл бұрын

holy crap

@dominicha5092 8 жыл бұрын

+CollegeHumor you can't miss when the explosive destroys everything.

@mannylahibo3665 8 жыл бұрын

+CollegeHumor so the legends are true

@thinkingprod 8 жыл бұрын

+CollegeHumor Everyone is gonna be " WOW YOU REPLIED OMFG THIS IS AWESOME"

@TacoDrell 8 жыл бұрын

Who knew Kylo Ren was an assassin!

@jaschabull2365 8 жыл бұрын

Who knew Zach was a Jedi/Sith?

@gpvs2 8 жыл бұрын

who knew darth vader was lukes father

@TheHarbingerofAutism 8 жыл бұрын

+ GPvS Wait what?!

@essennagerry 8 жыл бұрын

+GPvS Actually serious you are? Darthy Luke's father is?

@justbeecuz8305 8 жыл бұрын

Everyone who knows about him

@ToomanyFrancis 2 жыл бұрын

The speed with which Grant was moving during the shot of the bullet was absolutely insane.

@beelzebubcrumpethorn 2 жыл бұрын

the "Law and Order" sting at the end actually made me laugh more than it should.

@SEAN555sean 8 жыл бұрын

0/10 hitman is not bald.

@patrickgraham4145 8 жыл бұрын

-IGN

@Pedro-ho2xj 8 жыл бұрын

8.7/10 too much rubik

@ljuc 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your contribution. We were blind on this.

@maverikkcolt-3660 8 жыл бұрын

John Wick

@crempunk 8 жыл бұрын

It was wig. He is disguise master.

@SavvasConstantin 8 жыл бұрын

OH BULLSHIT! the spinning wheel obviously should be in the side of the sniper so it can detect wind currants for analyzing the best possible position for the bullet. gah...which hitman school did you go to?

@wadewilson3309 8 жыл бұрын

+DragTV online hit man school... ;-;

@doubleh4832 8 жыл бұрын

Wikipedia school

@MyChevySonic 8 жыл бұрын

Trump U.

@crempunk 8 жыл бұрын

Not to be a dick, but this is a model .24V12 so that's where the spinning wheel goes. He had it right.

@1_GigaWaffle 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he messed that one up, but have you seen red reflector to counter scope glint? Clearly a pro at work.

@brcarter1111 4 жыл бұрын

"okay, welcome to the complicated sniper rifle tutorial" lool couldnt stop laughing

@spider59er35 5 жыл бұрын

They said I could be what I wanted... *_I Chose To Be A Meme_*

@ahmedsamy9023 5 жыл бұрын

I never saw you on the internet so I guess it wasn't that funny

@medexamtoolsdotcom 4 жыл бұрын

When they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said I wanted to be a mancubus. No I'm just kidding I was already grown up when doom came out. But I wish I was a little younger so I could make that joke honestly.

@MrJustonemorevoice 8 жыл бұрын

A weapon to surpass metal gear....

@-notyourregulareverydaypok2031 8 жыл бұрын

😂

@anewanew5238 8 жыл бұрын

i laughed for thirty minutes straight

@rays5073 8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@dominator167able 7 жыл бұрын

this is peqoud arriving shortly at the lz

@arthurstallone8717 7 жыл бұрын

+Pequod All the times ive shot you down...

@tomiyu2297 8 жыл бұрын

Personally, my worst nightmare would be having my eye that close to the scope.

@kitekoda2971 8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@aleksander7014 7 жыл бұрын

I shot an air rifle with the scope too close to my eye and it shot and the recoil really hurt

@josephstalin8008 7 жыл бұрын

Of course, you're Canadian. The only ones who are actually affected by an air rifles recoil...

@OWNYOMAMA 7 жыл бұрын

Stalin has spoken

@stevenfung2166 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@shunyat9023 5 жыл бұрын

I'd probably still having nightmares on my bed if I have to hunt someone down at 7:45 AM.

@lunamarmol3203 2 жыл бұрын

Sam thinking of this for Make Some Noise: “It’s so nice, Imma use it twice”

@beserkcheeto1512 6 жыл бұрын

*Budget Keanu Reeves!?*

@ourladypeace3 5 жыл бұрын

Kylo Ren

@kaiserinjacky 5 жыл бұрын

Chaos Z when was this edited

@LuisLRC 4 жыл бұрын

Comrade Jacky Chaos 2018

@oobernoober7617 4 жыл бұрын

I guess but he would just need a pencil

@Alexis-nd9kw 3 жыл бұрын

YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@johnkeeler5 7 жыл бұрын

I thought his issue was that he forgot ammo...

@mystery785 6 жыл бұрын

John Keeler same

@wolfwolf9515 6 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@amarisyt 6 жыл бұрын

John Keeler me too

@damianbreen4814 6 жыл бұрын

Thought it was a feeding issue, safety on.

@willsmith5166 6 жыл бұрын

I'm thought that too

@DravenZord 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like at 2:03 he’s trying not to laugh and break character but it worked out of the characters “frustration”

@jamesbooth7185 3 жыл бұрын

2:18 when the gun is so complicated it shoots the whole bullet and casing

@cgarrand08 7 жыл бұрын

wow thats many attachments just makes the game unfair bloody pay to win

@bncproblems 6 жыл бұрын

cgarrand08 I know right the cube of unsolvable pain cost $1,000,000

@papyrusunderswap362 6 жыл бұрын

cgarrand08 cod 101

@warpzone8421 6 жыл бұрын

Then in 6 months they shut the servers off and he has to buy them all over again in the sequel! (Which has half the content of the original and charges twice as many different ways.)

@bncproblems 6 жыл бұрын

Warp Zone ikr

@bncproblems 6 жыл бұрын

Warp Zone It's so fucking annoying when you have to do that but it's kinda balanced because they make you not a pay to win anymorr

@JacobArevalopromemer 8 жыл бұрын

a hit man's worst nightmare is watching his target throughout the day seeing him give 100$ to a homeless guy, see him go to goodwill and give them a bunch of clothes,see him go home as a single father to a small apartment to his 6 year old daughter and then trying to find the will to kill him afterwards

@EvenStevenProz 8 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ, its Jason Bourne

@mahmoud64273 8 жыл бұрын

Now I question my sanity

@LsiesOfficialInterest 8 жыл бұрын

I felt nothing then touch the child before killing the target

@Dumbswampdonkey13 7 жыл бұрын

A hit man feels nothing

@Nickyyy- 7 жыл бұрын

If anything that would make me want to kill him more...

@astralamanz 4 жыл бұрын

No one: People who spend hundreds of Dollars on Cosmetics for a gun:

@Mike-ds4ht 3 жыл бұрын

Hundreds? Do you know how much (good) gun accessories cost?

@JimJam1069 3 жыл бұрын

Spend hundreds on accessories? Yeah, that's what the cheapos do

@cerealarmageddon6674 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone is talking about the gunman looking like people, who’s going to say the guy talking to grant looks like Clark Kent?

@theaviator1152 4 жыл бұрын

Lol well Grant looks like Keith from Buzzfeed

@clarkkent1473 3 жыл бұрын

Your right!

@rachelrachel9152 2 жыл бұрын

Thats caldwell, and my guess is ppl have mentioned it before

@mindblitz6496 7 жыл бұрын

A hitmans worst nightmare is me cause I never leave my room

@snowball8940 6 жыл бұрын

Mindblitz64 they will just break into your house

@joshuaheron 6 жыл бұрын

Sitting duck easy game

@christophereichor5615 6 жыл бұрын

Agoraphobics are really easy actually, you only have to plan for one environment, you can take your time...and accidents are really easy to fake since there are no witnesses. Very very easy.

@blueskys7306 6 жыл бұрын

he means he never leaves his panic room 🍃

@xristoslazaridis5736 6 жыл бұрын

A Hitman has been dispatched to your location! ETA: 2 days

@BioWolfProduuctions 8 жыл бұрын

Ban assault rubix cubes. Each square on a rubix cube adds one bullet (or as I like to call them, Pellets of Evil) to your death machine.

@benkim4062 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@strong8862 8 жыл бұрын

I was raped and murdered by a rubix cube but not in that order

@NJ-wb1cz 7 жыл бұрын

+LeFlavius_NL It's probably "I murdered in that order and was raped, but not by a rubix cube"

@NJ-wb1cz 7 жыл бұрын

***** He said "not in that order", so you can mix words, but you still have to use only those that he used.

@NJ-wb1cz 7 жыл бұрын

***** That's what I'm saying.

@joffles6516 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he set up the sniper rifle right in the blue shirt guys field of vision

@doolmic3188 7 жыл бұрын

I think it's best kylo sticks with his light saber

@ThatGuyWithSomeSubs 6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Samuftie 5 жыл бұрын

Why is people commenting about kylo ren...

@AakolickGP 5 жыл бұрын

Sutan Mufti cuz the hit man looks like Kylo Ren

@D0GG_ 8 жыл бұрын

it looks like you shut the whole bullet including the casing at him. but as Aperture Science says that's 33% more bullet. it's still funny

@D0GG_ 8 жыл бұрын

"65% more bullet per bullet" *

@cowsareawesomex 8 жыл бұрын

wow you know about guns you must be cool

@isaiahbaker3597 8 жыл бұрын

*~67%

@Arian545 8 жыл бұрын

There is always at least one major buzzkill gunnut in the comment section of every comedy skit that involves weapons

@MrGTxDeath 8 жыл бұрын

Dude he put Legos on the gun who cares lol

@MitchellTF 6 ай бұрын

...I now see where the Noise Boys "Most complicated snpier rifle" gag came from.

@MonzennCarloMallari 5 ай бұрын

I was just there too!

@NaudVanDalen Жыл бұрын

Nowadays Zac would end up watching a bad tutorial without knowing about it until it's too late because of the missing dislikes.

@seansingh4923 7 жыл бұрын

Infinite Warfare's gun customisation is looking pretty good.

@gdpizadeliveryguy3865 6 жыл бұрын

yes, now we need two more Lego minifigures

@TheSBled 8 жыл бұрын

Didn't know IKEA sold sniper rifles

@notAshildr 8 жыл бұрын

They sell everything. From "njure" to "flicka" to "gosig valp" You just have to know where to ask ;)

@justinthegeek8297 8 жыл бұрын

Yea dude I recommend the 50mm vkaffj and the ehiehi 9mm pistol.

@superfamilyallosauridae6505 8 жыл бұрын

Bruh they even sell Strv 122 tonks. Some assembly required.

@krombopulos_michael 8 жыл бұрын

Only American Ikea and only in certain states.

@superfamilyallosauridae6505 8 жыл бұрын

Aldrig

@conjureslade7149 4 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean, no one will be talking to him anymore.

@Galaxies3000 2 жыл бұрын

What I learned: Adding toys to a sniper magically makes me bullets.

@Tkieron 2 жыл бұрын

Sniper rifle. Sniper rifle

@heretic1157 8 жыл бұрын

Are we not gonna comment on how he was using a sniper rifle in a close quarters environment like that?

@terraventusaqua123 8 жыл бұрын

Is that really the problem? Not the Legos or the Rubik's cube?...

@jello4076 8 жыл бұрын

He's never played the game Hitman. Always go for the silenced pistols.

@Fetidaf 8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Jay why would those things be a problem? those are standard issue on the Mk XLVIIII Sub-Auto G-P70 .50, I was in the Army Force as a Marine Sniper for 93 years and not once have I ever seen such a gross misconduct of that firearm, my sergeant (if he didn't go down with the RMS New England back in '16) would've gone ballistic if he saw that...

@HeroRaze 8 жыл бұрын

Or the fact that he would have totally been spotted?

@SalemGTV 8 жыл бұрын

it was a quick scope. chill

@justbeecuz8305 8 жыл бұрын

Did he really need a sniper for that range?

@doctorenigma 8 жыл бұрын

Would've been more effective using a slingshot.

@TheCommexoKidMusic 7 жыл бұрын

right though

@cmaceaton5889 7 жыл бұрын

It's a joke

@dickhead6139 7 жыл бұрын

+Doctor Enigma Better off throwing balogna.

@wren5413 7 жыл бұрын

+Doctor Enigma he should of just went in with a switchblade

@daviddunseith1235 3 жыл бұрын

How does grant move faster than that bullet? Why is the hitman so close? Jury duty is not that cool.

@7own878 3 жыл бұрын

He's an agent. That's how...

@daviddunseith1235 3 жыл бұрын

@@7own878 an*

@asdfghyter Жыл бұрын

wasn't this a prompt on Game Changer? something like "the worlds most complicated sniper rifle"?

@snailbob1 Жыл бұрын

yeah i thought this was based on that until i realized it’s for 6 years ago

@asdfghyter Жыл бұрын

@@snailbob1 The causality is probably in the opposite direction. The game changer prompt was based on this.

@jaschabull2365 8 жыл бұрын

I'm just surprised he managed to pull off a snipe without a wind-resistance analytic guy handy.

@thecensoriouscritic9358 8 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you don't need to to shoot someone across the room.

@samvanderkolk3829 8 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a joke

@ralien3066 8 жыл бұрын

Sam Vanderkolk doesn't de-value my comment its still relevant

@vaulthunter7777 7 жыл бұрын

Jascha Bull You mean a spotter.

@privatecheeks3457 8 жыл бұрын

He never turned the safety

@privatecheeks3457 8 жыл бұрын

off

@Petrospect 8 жыл бұрын

did you type two comments for comedic

@Petrospect 8 жыл бұрын

effect?

@privatecheeks3457 8 жыл бұрын

No I forgot to type safety

@privatecheeks3457 8 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes I do

@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... 3 жыл бұрын

wow, finally a sketch with Grant, that doesn't involve his sexuality, or loneliness.

@larryrobinson3540 2 жыл бұрын

Whats his sexuallity

@staceixan 2 жыл бұрын

@@larryrobinson3540 bisexual afaik

@tylerpeterson4726 2 жыл бұрын

If the mob ordered a hit on everyone Grant talks to, I think that would be the source of his loneliness.

@jacobc246 Жыл бұрын

Make some noise episode one literally had this as a prompt but didn't give it to Zac when he was right there

@ThatGuyWithSomeSubs 6 жыл бұрын

Ludwig

@ThatGuyWithSomeSubs 6 жыл бұрын

DAMN

@sayianbro5436 6 жыл бұрын

Bre u actually hit 8,000 wtf

@thelivingandgamingsteak4941 6 жыл бұрын

You’re either joking or you don’t know who John Wick is.

@Ryuga117 6 жыл бұрын

Its never a challenge people just like having them

@joekeys123 6 жыл бұрын

The reason i fucking hate star wars...

@Pedro-ho2xj 8 жыл бұрын

"Remember when College Humor used to be funn.." Headshot yaaaaaaaay

@NagitoKomaeda-qy6mb 8 жыл бұрын

HOPEEEE!!!!!

@hoof31 8 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry

@ljuc 8 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is in many times it is said by 10 year old's.

@gargamellenoir8460 8 жыл бұрын

YES! Exactly! I've been binging CH videos and you get that shit everywhere! A (more competent) hitman needs to get started on that!

@AlphaOmega1237 8 жыл бұрын

+Gargamel Well this one got the job done anyway.

@randomweirdo3044 2 жыл бұрын

This video has been on my watch later since sophomore year of Highschool. I’m in college now and am just now watching it. The procrastination was real.

@nisargpatel4000 3 жыл бұрын

Zack has been asking to be a meme for so long and nobody has every helped him! 😂

@eeeeeeeeeeeed 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve just realised the friend he was talking to kept on going “uhuh” at everything grant said. That’s practically me every time I talk to one of my friends because I can’t understand a word.

@freedom9729 4 жыл бұрын

Buddy I think you should learn ASL

@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval 3 жыл бұрын

Uhuh

@H3Y0o 8 жыл бұрын

LOL Which Hitman in the right state of mind would pick a sniping spot so close to the target

@osedebame3522 8 жыл бұрын

The Faze Hitman

@jhonshephard921 8 жыл бұрын

Agent 47. Except, he would arrange an accident at this point instead.

@justsomedoodwithlegos9256 8 жыл бұрын

+Einstien And Enfield get your faze fuckboy shit off the Internet

@osedebame3522 7 жыл бұрын

Problem child. I obviously mocked faze by making that comment. Check yourself before you wreck yourself

@jamesladuke9989 7 жыл бұрын

thats why i was fired from the hitman buisness. they made a movie. called...hitman...agent 3.1415927

@Conklin03 2 жыл бұрын

This was an excellent video from Glen O'Brien and [Coworker]. Keep up the Grant work guys!

@emiliobonifacio1400 2 жыл бұрын

"I spent 2 hours assembling a 50. cal sniper for a close range kill without being noticed." "I am the best Hitman in the world."

@20cnVision 8 жыл бұрын

1:07 iluminati on the screen.

@user-tn7fh7mz7v 8 жыл бұрын

omg

@dropout 8 жыл бұрын

WE HAVE A WINNER

@SamTheTaco 8 жыл бұрын

+CollegeHumor wtf College Humor since when do you reply

@20cnVision 8 жыл бұрын

Sam TheTaco It's under every video for the first one who finds the iluminati triangle. They started this about 2 weeks ago I guess.

@SamTheTaco 8 жыл бұрын

+JustCommentingYourComments oooooh.

@internallyscreaming2788 7 жыл бұрын

He bought it from IKEA

@theochen1 4 жыл бұрын

When your most stupid looking wepon is op

@dudepool7530 5 жыл бұрын

Wow. That's more complicated than my custom Nerf sniper. Which also turns into an SMG. Maybe I'd be more accurate if i added legos...

@warren_osiris1501 8 жыл бұрын

this isn't even relatedable because IM NOT A HITMAN

@yodasgirl4280 8 жыл бұрын

it is a hit guy

@warren_osiris1501 8 жыл бұрын

+Ricky Kienbaum still kills people

@yodasgirl4280 8 жыл бұрын

+Avius Left Wing well everyone kills people right? right?

@warren_osiris1501 8 жыл бұрын

+Avius Left Wing what is wrong with me

@Nochucktester 7 жыл бұрын

Hmmm that sounds just like something a hitman would say... fishy

@bigballsgame5591 7 жыл бұрын

This is still a better love story than Twilight.

@QueenTiye7663 6 жыл бұрын

but it's not a love story

@BLVCK-VINCI 6 жыл бұрын

Twilight wasn't that bad only the fan girls who used to aim for a Twilight fantasy in every relationship

@damienleigh9943 6 жыл бұрын

That's dead now dude.

@christiansmith7439 6 жыл бұрын

do you say that on all videos

@millennialdisposition 6 жыл бұрын

This comment is so last century

@Tkieron 2 жыл бұрын

I like how one of the attachments is just solving a Rubik's cube and placing it on top of the scope. Not attaching it just putting it up there. Also he's a terrible hitman. He's actively trying to shoot Grant as we see his sight lined up on him when he pulls the trigger. Plus he's walking around with a big ass attention drawing scar on his face. "Well officer it was just me, grant and this guy with a big ass face scar."

@DravenGal 5 жыл бұрын

Okay the “dun dun” at the end of this really made me laugh 😂!!

@BarisUnver 8 жыл бұрын

Why does Zack have a worm on his face?

@emanimation2926 8 жыл бұрын

for suspense

@Willskull 8 жыл бұрын

He's wormface

@marvinslomp3564 8 жыл бұрын

his code name is solid worm.

@palmtree1958 8 жыл бұрын

+MARVIN Slomp oh my god that's so depressing lmao

@hsnmhsnt 8 жыл бұрын

Probably because he is a hitman like in the movies. Kardeş Türk müsün?

@robertflannery4883 7 жыл бұрын

look its the new awp skin for cs:go

@greenyoshi119 7 жыл бұрын

lmao gamma 3 case coming next week, with 17 new skins! And still no proper hit reg!

@pebbleinmyshoe8 2 жыл бұрын

as a drawfee fan it’s so weird to see caldwell in a college humor video cause i always forget they used to work there

@whatthefridge1o1 Жыл бұрын

IKR

@PhrontDoor 5 жыл бұрын

That must be the NEW model of the rubics cube suppressor and sighting technology. Mine used the 1-15 square number slide puzzle version.

@bleh1569 6 жыл бұрын

"This is a very specific fantasy you have" XD

@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 7 жыл бұрын

He should of just thrown piss at him to get crits on his bushwaka

@exginger528 5 жыл бұрын

You need to play and/or watch team fortress 2 to get this joke. Honestly, this made me laugh for 3 solid minutes.

@livemotif1998 5 жыл бұрын

No, I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin!

@extraearth3392 5 жыл бұрын

Naw man just be huntsman sniper

@TemChwo 5 жыл бұрын

Love TF2

@abuckarooboyo7104 5 жыл бұрын

Be polite have a plan to kill anyone you meet

@StarKatGaming 4 жыл бұрын

One of, if not the best skit by college humor

@ReidTheRulesGuy Жыл бұрын

Who's here after the game changer bit reminded them of this?

@mmmwatchasay3014 Жыл бұрын

🙋‍♀️

@DuckQu 7 жыл бұрын

Ha that's why [CHMR] KD is so low. Those attachments suck who still uses a rubix cube for the scope scale? Come on colorful legos? Those will get you insta spotted I use stealth camo legos and plus they're lighter.

@MrJacobPhoenix 7 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Legos do much more damage than your stealth camo Legos. And the Rubix cube would have helped more if he put it two more centimeters north smh

@DuckQu 7 жыл бұрын

Phoenix El Classifico Spelaren Ah , yeah. Touche.

@a.t.4994 7 жыл бұрын

Hah, plebeians. I only use sniper rifles that are made with candy add ons. Skittles are my personal choice.

@defaultset 6 жыл бұрын

i think jelly beans are a better alternatives

@psychwardpussyeater 6 жыл бұрын

Uh, camo forcefield gumballs prevents you from being spotted, although it doesn't protect you, it just works as a ghillie suit, except it's a forcefield. It blends you with your surroundings, the only flaw is that it's harder to aim.