The only thing missing is the person not drinking because their on antibiotics

What id give to be in a pub right now.

"Spanish students sitting around 1 pint" - spot on. 10 of them take up a huge table with 1 pint for about 3hrs. Total nuisance.

They forgot the old guy in the corner who knows everything about everything.

if you order a 7up you will be asked why you didnt order a beer.if you dont have a doctors note or a good excuse the men in the white coats turn up and off you go to the asylum.

The asking for a 'Glass' (Half) of Guinness is spot on, I've been in Pubs where it's gone quiet when someone's asked. Dead on.

Love the way the person that calls the lad a weirdo for not drinking isn't drinking either

I love the bit where it just randomly cuts to a shot of a bunch of women clamoring together into a toilet stall like migratory birds.

Any one here to just reminisce? 😫😭😫😭

Mate of mine walked into an Irish pub in London and asked for wine. The barman gave him the dirtiest look and proceeded to go out the back. He came back with a mini bottle of wine covered in dust and gave him a half pint glass. That fucking learnt him to try and be fucking sophisticated.

The wine girl hahahahahahahha

I once spent three of the best days of my life in Maynooth. Love to the Irish and their wonderful pubs !

Once i misspoke and ordered a glass of guiness, the whole bar stopped talking and looked at me. Then i said no a pint of guiness and a whiskey please and everybody cheered hahaha. Irish pubs are the best

1:39 a rare sighting of a sunglass-less Francis 'Viper' Higgins in his natural element.

In ireland at christmas me nan asked my dad if he wanted a glass of water with his dinner, he replied " no thanks I've tried that once I wasnt very keen on it" 👌

Haha "Cornelius you swine"

I want to be in an Irish pub right now.

This should be the induction video for international students

You're a hardware store

And all of these are happening at the same time. Oddly familiar when looking back on the trip to Ireland

Somehow in my recommendations 7 years later. But worth it.

The one when the glass smashes made me die from how accurate it was

The man drinking 7up could of said he was on antibiotics

Love the addition of the National Anthem from RTè at the end of the night's broadcasting haha c. 1981.

Always wanted to go to Ireland. Even more so now.

A rare Viper Higgins in the wild

Eddie Durkan and the Viper tisms

"You're a hardware store" 😂😂😂😂

Fabu D in the jack's 😂😂

Dodging a round very good I have to go after this one 😂😂😂

I miss my pub.

0:24 took me a while to get the joke but OMG when I found out 😂😂

Something you'll only hear once in an Irish pub: someone ordering a black and tan.

I’m seriously considering having “You’re a Hardware Store” as a text alert.

Here I was, all worried about leaving Australia and missing out on all the sort of gross but amazing Irish pubs I always had on hand. Where would I go to sit and drink and play with coasters? But then WOOOAAAHHH I moved overseas and whaddya know, there's one on every corner everywhere all over the world. Same green tiles, sports posters, drunkards, and whatnot. Never fear, the Irish pub is legion! Except we don't have bathroom attendants. What in the hell, Europe, that is weird.

"you're a hardware store" i fucking love bernard

Doctor said I had a stressed liver but still went to the pub. Just seeing all this sorta shit cured me, I was on the plain again by 10pm

1:35 that guy gets around he is in every club lol

gotta luv that hardware store attendant

The 'perfume' toilet guys in the UK are annoying. It's good to see that it's also an annoyance in Ireland!

i've always been too young to stay very late in pubs when i've been in ireland (except for this year) but my family always tells stories of staying up at the pubs until 3 am singing and playing music

oh god - lmao - i'm one of those wine people! #help also that skippy flipper thing - i've actually seen that in real life. i nearly choked with laughter. the tears are rolling down me face! good on ya Bernard!

Never been to Ireland...yet this all look very familiar :D . Pubs here in czech rep. are pretty much same :D . Great sketch.

"Out teh fuck" 👌

The talking beer is foolproof

This is exactly the same in England, very funny, i cant wait to visit Ireland.

the "il have the usual bit" is the best!

I ordered a pint of Guinness with a bit of black current once............... Never gonna do it again!

I fucking love Irish pubs.

How hilarious Irish people are. They have a good sense of humor.

There needs to be the one person that is a lonely drinker or the person that only drinks shots

There is nothing as lonesome so empty or dreer as to be sitting alone in a pub with no beer.

Comedy genius! Well done guys

*1:15* *She's in Young Offenders*

the girl from The Young Offenders ordering the vino lol

I love how you can see the RTE van for a second when your man goes outside.

Viper, Eddie, sandie and the lads from Shifts all in the one. Unreal 👍

the Viper :)

The sheer contempt of a look they had for the guy who doesn't drink 1:25

That makes me want to go to an Irish pub

This is a hardware store... Your A Hardware Store! Freakin' pissed myself! And I hadn't been drinking! OMG I Want More..

you deserve it champ

1:24 funniest part of the lot♥️😂

Watching this during covid to feel like I’m in a pub again

I swear it with all my being, one day I shall return the pub. In this life or the next

"Yes kids so thats when life was normal back in the olden days here in ireland "

I quit drinking 3 years back and lost most of my 'mates'. Nothing more to say on that one.

I (three months before moving to Ireland): What the hell are they talking about? Why don't they have proper subtitles?!? I (three months after moving to Ireland): This is great oh yea!

Glass of Guinness is unreal

Took me a minute to cop that it was Viper 😅

Right folks time to go hahaha

Greetings from the USA. From American Pubs to yours.

You're a hardware store!

Seven drunken nights. What a song

Hillarious

Brings it all back... Is that Mulligans of Poolbeg Street in some of those scenes?

God, I'd love a pint.

“That’s gone fierce dry, Joey”

“You’re a hardware store!”

I know a Spanish man who ordered a Bacardi breezer before in a irish pub.

I miss my pub :(

spot on lol they never stray beyond kielys..Hicuup !!

That ending though 👌🏼

Was about to name the song but every irishman should know it

How do they capture so much of my life when I never see the cameras? You're right, I am always right pissed..

0:43 Who's round is it......whoosh!

I don't see much difference compared to a Wisconsin tavern! You are just missin' some dead animals on da walls!

I once fancied trying a baileys...I was with two other guys and a girl I ordered two pints a baileys and a half glass and the Barman looked super confused .."who is the baileys for ?" When I told him it was for me he gave me the stink eye

Is that woman asking for the wines, the mum of 'the young offenders'

"So true...so true." Father Ted.

time to get out.... out te fuck...brilliant

Been there for sure...

visited the Guinness factory too💚

This lad's had enough beer for one evening.

brilliant

I like how everyone nags on the guy ordering a glass of Guinness. At least he ordered an Irish drink instead of all the Heineken pint gulpers!

Going to Ireland now:D

Eddie durkan hasnt changed a bit but simcard and the viper are barely recognizable.class act 👍

Being an American, this is pretty much exactly what I expected (and hoped for). Erin go bragh!

Some of this was very good, also surprised to see Anne Hathaway make an appearance in the video 1:56