MK7 and DS were my childhood, taking my 3ds to school and having vs races with my friends, doing the Maka Wuhu shortcut and surprising people who didn't know about it, thinking about how stupid Queen Bee was, unlocking the golden car parts and seeing which friend was gonna get them first, and the introduction of gliding were amazing. This is a classic

Watching your and Schaffrillas' mk ranking videos alternatingly is a heck of a contrast.

“I hope he’s not dead” perfect

I just wanna say I've been really enjoying all of your non-Death Battle stuff, your passion for Mario Kart really shines through in these rankings and it's a joy to listen to

Finally, someone giving Figure-8 Circuit the praise it deserves. It truly is a masterpiece.

It's such a joy watching these rankings. Mario Kart has always been a series I've enjoyed and I love these rankings! Fun fact about Melody Motorway: those goofy creatures that are constantly bouncing are actually pretty much the sentient music notes that help keep rhythm in Wii Music. So yes, Wii Music did end up having a definitively positive impact at all on Nintendo. It just ended up being used as inspiration for a great Mario Kart track

Mario Kart 7 is my childhood and I love that people give it the credit it deserves.

This video gave me so much nostalgia. 7 was my first Mario Kart game and this video made me want to open up my DS and play it again even though I own 8 deluxe.

Again, Biff weed talking about Mario Kart just puts a smile on my face. Idk why. Looking forward to your MK8 ranking when the booster course pass is finished! Might give me some time to make my own cuz this sounds way too fun.

Very happy to see Daisy Hills, Shy Guy Bazaar, and 3DS Mario Circuit get some much needed appreciation.

20:47 I can’t believe that Alpine Pass is called “Rock Rock Mountain” in most places. Alpine Pass sounds so much better.

The top 3 tracks here are honestly probably some of my favorite tracks ever in Mario Kart. Granted, I haven't played every game, anything before Wii I haven't gotten around to, but I feel like it'd be hard for anything to top them. Tracks where it's more just 3 segments than just regular laps have always been my favorite, like Mount Wario and Big Blue from 8, they just hit that spot for me that I can't describe beyond "This the good stuff". I'm so glad the Wuhu Island tracks are getting appreciation, because they're really underrated from what I've seen online

I'm pumped To see this video come out Biff, As a kid I Always thought That this game had 2 to none (we ignore Kalimari Desert) bad tracks and honestly, it still stands that way

Wasnt initially planning on checking this out, mostly since mario kart isnt a game i have too much interest in. KZfaq autoplay had other plans, however. And i actually found myself really enjoying this. Love the energy you have talking about these courses, may go back and check out the other ones too for something to keep my mind busy while i work

Love your Mario Kart videos! Always a treat to see one in my feed!

God only just got around to watching this and although some of your takes are a bit crazy, this is really good (plus not burdened by death battles lame af schedule)

Mario kart 7 was such a goated title The only bad thing was Waluigi missing

16:51 wait, is that…WALUIGI!?!

Like what everyone else is saying, it's great to see you branching out from exclusively DB. It's always fun listening to you talk about funny Mario in a Honda Civic game and I'm looking forward to seeing you cover more of the series...if you end up covering more of the series. I can't believe Captain Toad fucking died

despite its early-game placement and relative simplicity, my favorite track in mk7 has got to be shy guy bazaar, PURELY because of its amazing music (especially when the frontrunning beat kicks in)

Nice video as always.

MK7s track roster has always felt like the one of the weirdest, but one of the best. I feel like it has the best nitro line up out of any Mario Kart honestly.

Outside of Rock Rock Mountain (which has always been one of my favorite tracks with its amazing set pieces and satisfying area skips), this is a pretty solid ranking.

even someone like my self who only views 7 as a simply good game I can't deny it has some seriously good tracks

18:19 "And said glider section is one of my favorites" *Wario gets hit by blue shell midair.*

A Wuhu lover and a Kalimari hater? A man of culture, i see!

Mario Kart Wii was possibly my favorite game as a kid behind Super Mario Galaxy and Pokémon White 2, so playing MK7 after felt like a disappointment, but this has inspired me to give it another try. I love the Mario Kart content!

Idk why but cheep cheep lagoon was so much fun and my go to level back in the day

Always a good day when we get a Biff Weed Mario Kart Racing Video Game Video.

the fact Mario Kart 7 brought back so many great DS and Wii tracks make this game a masterpiece

I'm sad Kalimari Desert isn't liked by a lot of people. It's so charming and just so soothing.

Ooh! Mario kart tier list! Can’t wait to roast it! Lol

Question. After you basically done all the rankings for the Mario Kart Games (im guesisng youll do a seperate Rankings for Deluxe and its Booster pack Courses) You ever consider doing rankings for other Racing titles. (Im asking as someone who only really enjoys one Racing game being CTR Nitro Fueled)

Super fun video as always Biff. Some choices i don't agree with here and there but hey that's how it works. Though, i couldn't agree more with the number 1 placement. Maka Wuhu is by a country mile my favourite course in all of Mario Kart. Absolutely wonderful course design, visuals, and music, one of the only glitches in gaming i can consistently pull off, and one of the most genuinely beautiful and nostalgic gaming experiences i've ever had with in final glider segment... When i was little my grandparents owned a Wii with Wii Sports Resort, and every time i went round you could never get me away from it. The Swordplay and Golf minigames especially i adored (for completely opposite reasons lmao). But the one minigame i loved more than any other was Island Flyover. Just being able to explore every nook and cranny of Wuhu Island and Wedge island for several minutes was some of the most magical experiences i've had with any videogame. We had the Wii for at least 5 or so years and half of my play time on Wii Sports Resort was likely spent just flying around Wuhu Island doing nothing in particular, not even collecting all the infortmation symbols in all the areas, which of course i did anyway lol. Unfortunately our Wii eventually started packing in and one day stopped working all together, and we didn't have enough money at the time to get it fixed. So that was kind of it, no more Wii Sports Resort for me. And then i got a 3DS a few years later, Mario Kart 7 being one of the first games i got for it. Honestly even without Maka Wuhu, 7 would still be my favourite Mario Kart game, it's criminally underapreciated. The game was great but i eventually played Maka Wuhu for the first time and from the get go it was already one of my favourites, so much so i would often end up time trialing it later on just to see how often i could pull off the lake glitch. But the really special part was, of course, the glider segment. That glider segment, while great on its own, brought back so many really happy memories of playing Island Flyover when i was younger, and for those brief 10-15 seconds, especially the first time i got to it, it really felt like i was there again, flying around this hoyous peaceful island without a care in the world. For providing me a way to feel that very specific, yet very special feeling once again after i thought it a long forgotten memory, i'll treasure Maka Wuhu forever as one of the greatest stages i've ever played that'll forever be a staple of my own personal gaming history, right there alongside Pandora's Labyrinth from Kid Icarus: Uprising, Bloons Tower Defence's Park Path, Literally every level in Sonic Rush Adventure, and yes, even Island Flyover. Bottom line, thanks Maka Wuhu and Mario Kart 7, you mean much more to me than you probably should- And who knows, maybe i'll get to experience Wii Sports Resort and Island Flyover again someday, i sure hope so...

good ranking

I actually would rank Maka Wuhu very low compared to Wuhu Loop because of the part that you like-the ending gliding section. The problem with this massive gliding section at the end is that there is almost no chance for a comeback as almost the entirety of the third section is just flying. It doesn’t help that the one lap tracks in this game also just tend to feel a little shorter than they should be, so you’ll start the race and blink and bam your on the glider section with no chance of winning if not in first place. I don’t usually have a problem with gliders, this is just a rare exception that brings down the quality of Maka Wuhu quite a bit for me.

This man is underrated as hell

Nice video! Will you do rankings for the other games in the series?

How have I been playing this game for over a decade and never knew about the secret glider path on daisy hills

I have nothing quirky to say this is just a very nice video covering a great game

For someone who just came out shcraffilas 64 ranking,I got very suprised that you put he's 1° track at the bottom.

Nice. Still not big on mario kart, but, I like watching these

Now you should make the ultimate mario kart 9 course roster!

Gotta agree, most of the tracks here are really good. Plus this was part of my childhood

As someone who's first Mario Kart is Super Circuit, I say a ranking of the courses in super circuit is needed since it has its fair share of bangers.

As the sole existing snes mario cicuit 2 fan, i appreciate you not immediately claiming it as a bad track simply because 3 was in wii.

Sure kalamary desert's train is an awful gimmick but it IS a train so I think you're being a bit too harsh on it

32: N64 Luigi Raceway (In a game with banger retros, this one has nothing) 31: Toad Circuit (This track had nothing. It IS nothing!) 30: Cheep Cheep Lagoon (A lazy introduction to underwater) 29: SNES Mario Circuit 2 (Surprisingly really good SNES remake) 28: Wii Koopa Cape (Koopa Cape! What happened to you?) 27: Rosalina’s Ice World (I get this track has its fans, but no) 26: GBA Bowser Castle 1 (Bring back the worst GBA castle. Yeah! That’s a good idea😐) 25: Bowser’s Castle (A disgrace to Bowser’s Castles everywhere) 24: N64 Koopa Beach (It lost the Troopa in its name, but it makes up for it) 23: DS DK Pass (Probably the worst DK track, but that’s not saying much) 22: Daisy Hills (This one just does it for me and idk why) 21: Neo Bowser City (The music is the best in the entire series imo) 20: Rock Rock Mountain (Tries to be as grand as Maka Wuhu, but barely is) 19: Wuhu Loop (I’m a simple man. You make it Wii Sports, I’ll love you) 18: Wario’s Shipyard (Dear Wario, don’t stop having banger tracks) 17: N64 Kalimari Desert (I love this track simply because train!) 16: Piranha Plant Slide (This is Mariokart tracks at their finest) 15: DK Jungle (Donkey Kong Country is my favorite game franchise so…) 14: Wii Mushroom Gorge (Not as good as Wii or 8, but still incredible!) 13: Mario Circuit (Oh my god! This Mario Circuit is amazing!) 12: SNES Rainbow Road (Honestly, one of my favorite Rainbow Roads) 11: Shy Guy Bazzar (A good desert track?! Call me impressed!) 10: GCN Dino Dino Jungle (Somehow even better than its original) 9: DS Boston Building (The Bostoniest building that has ever Bostoned) 8: Maka Wuhu (The grandest track in the entire series!) 7: Wii Coconut Mall (There are flaws, but it’s fucking Coconut Mall!) 6: GCN Daisy Cruiser (One of the best tracks in Double Dash) 5: Music Park (Nintendo nailed the theme for this track) 4: Wii Maple Treeway (It lost the bridge. So what? Cry about it!) 3: DS Airship Fortress (An epic, precarious, booby trapped adventure) 2: DS Waluigi Pinball (One of the greatest Mariokart tracks of all time) 1: Rainbow Road (Without a doubt, the best Rainbow Road ever!)

I won't say this is the video I was hoping for But this the video I was hoping for

23:37 MY TRUST: BETRAYED, MY FAITH: WAVERING, MY OPTIMISM: GONE

I live these non death battle video and i look forward to the eventual double dash video My only wish is that you wait for wave 6 of 8 deluxe so we can get the full package and maybe a new funky mode

Before the Booster Course Pass from 8 came through to give the game 10 more years of being alive This was the second Mario Kart game I play the most, second only to DS. Growing Up I think the thing the turn me off the most from playing this one is that there wasn’t any offline Versus mode like in DS, cause I usually love to play a 32 Non Stop All Random Tracks race stuff that you couldn’t do in 7, but I still have a ton of fun with this game since the track selection is amazing and the online was also good from what I remember Hopefully Maka Wuhu can make it to the Final Wave of the DLC for MK 8

Schaffrillais reference was funny

Really good list, I think mario kart 7 has the best selection of tracks. IG toad circuit and Daisy hill are too high but also Justice for Kalimari Desert.

I love Maka Wuhu, but the Wuhu skip kind of brings it down a bit for me because I will never not to the skip so I’m never going to see a good chunk of that course

Are you gonna wait until the booster course pass to finish before ranking 8 deluxe?

Wuhu represent. Your bias is also my bias.

Mario Circuit 2 was my favorite in the SNES due to the fact that I lay banana peels or green shells on the ramp, making the CPU's have trouble going on that ramp

I played mkds when I was little but never enjoyed it as much as mk7. I’ve played the hell out of this game since 5th grade. I still play it to this day.

The game I would forget every track beside Waluigi Pinball, Luigis Mansion, Music Park, Dino Dino Jungle, Airship Fortress and the Rainbow Road!

11:06 I can see you watch Schaffrillas’s rankings too.

F Tier 32. Cheep Cheep Lagoon D Tier 31. Toad Circuit 30. N64 Kalamari Desert C Tier 29. N64 Luigi Raceway 28. DS DK Pass B Tier 27. GBA Bowser Castle 1 26. WII Koopa Cape 25. Rock Rock Mountain 24. Daisy Hills 23. N64 Koopa Beach 22. Rosalina’s Ice World 21. GCN Dino Dino Jungle 20. Piranha Plant Slide 19. Bowser’s Castle 18. Mario Circuit A Tier 17. WII Mushroom Gorge 16. GCN Daisy Cruiser 15. SNES Mario Circuit 2 14. Shy Guy Bazaar 13. DS Luigi’s Mansion 12. SNES Rainbow Road 11. WII Coconut Mall 10. DK Jungle 9. WII Maple Treeway 8. Neo Bowser City 7. Wuhu Loop S Tier 6. Music Park 5. Wario Shipyard 4. DS Waluigi Pinball 3. DS Airship Fortress 2. Rainbow Road 1. Maka Wuhu

Kinda bummed that Wario Shipyard isn’t higher up, being it’s one of my favorite courses in the franchise, but B-Tier I can vibe with

God I have so many memories of this game and I have to thank it for getting me into gaming which introduced me to so many stuff that I cherish to this day. As for the video itself it’s good stuff, I agree with most of these rankings except for Kalamari Desert, Wario Shipyard, Rosalina’s Ice World and the Wuhu tracks. Desert and Shipyard would be higher for me while Ice World would probably be a B-Tier. The Wuhu tracks would be S-Tier, just not as high Can’t wait for the 64, Double Dash, and 8 rankings

cool video, now rank every mario kart 8 deluxe track + dlc.

All behold The Great Banana! It is, indeed, real.

That’s weird, he said “let’s start talking about the good tracks” even though he already was. Did something get mixed around when editing?

"This is the third game in a row to bring back a SNES Mario Circuit" Mario Kart 8: Alright, then have GBA Mario Circuit

6:06 BLASHPHEMY !!!

The grin on my face when I realized that finally there is someone else who doesn't like Kalimari Desert

I may be one of the very few that love Kalimari Desert, but I don't care. I LOVE IT IN MK7 and 8DX. Something about the track, asthetic, music, and gimmick of the train just hits me deep, so I have a huge soft spot for this track. Easily my favorite desert track in the Mario Kart series.

Great list! Hard to argue your placements. For me personally, I really dislike Music Park. I don't know what it is, but I hate that course.

Watching the place u put Kalamari dessert gave a a vicoous whiplash, but i will accept it cuz we are brothers of Wuhu Island

Do not mind me I will just keep a running list of the starter courses like Schaffrillas did. Uh... so far on Biff's channel: 1. Toad Circuit (no not TOAD CIRCUIT, this is just toad circuit) 2. Wii Luigi Circuit (It has ramps and Boost Pads, oh-ho-ho slow down, let's not get TOO crazy.) 3. Figure-8 Circuit (It's no surprise that it is D-Tier. That course has nothing and it IS nothing. Just play on the Smash stage instead.) ...Schaff's right, this is a stupid f*cking idea, why did I suddenly decide to make a ranking of these?

This game has the best tracks

I think 7 has my favourite set of base game nitros

Hot Take: I think Koopa City is a better name. Growing up on MK7, I always pictured that this was where the Koopas actually lived, and that just added to the atmosphere for me. Neo Bowser City doesn’t sell that idea quite as much, and doesn’t roll of the tongue very well either.

HOW DDI U USE WALUIGI

26:00 oh hey that's me

never before have I been so happy to see Kalimari desert in last place. Screw. Kalimari. Desert

I like to see a crossover racing game 🎮 🏎 🏁

I never Notice That There Is 2 Trains On Kalimari Desert!

Wow both you and Sir Musty gave the bottom crown to Kalimari Desert?! It was one of my favourite N64 tracks, probably tying with Choco Mountain but beaten by Bowsers Castle N64. While newer Mario Karts basically completely overshadow the simple N64 tracks, it still holds a place in my heart. Very contrary to you both, initially I actually liked the Mario Kart 8 one the least because it barely feels like the same track, although it has grown on me. Also I love the music, I was totally psyched when I heard it in Paper Mario. At least Schaffrillas has my back! I don't hate any tracks in Mario Kart 7 but I completely don't understand how you can think it's more boring than Toad Circuit, Luigi Raceway, Mario Circuit 2 or Bowser Castle I GBA. EDIT: Can't believe I forgot about my real Mario Kart 64 favourite, Bowsers Castle N64!

Is there a link to that Waluigi mod or something

Can't believe you would slander the goated Alpine Pass like this, unforgivable

FINALLY SOMEONE RESPECTS WUHU ISLAND

WaCkY fAcT: The reason DS Figure 8 Circuit has yet to be remade isn't because it's too boring, it's because when the developers finished reworking it for 8, they deemed it too perfect for mortal eyes, as several of its developers had gone mad after play testing it due to it's perfection. They have since sunk down the only harddrive containing its files to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I agree with what he says with Koopa cape. Having it all underwater just makes it feel slow and boring

Piranha Plant Slide is my favorite.

Look I’ll say this right now, you WILL have so much more fun with KD once you play in 8DX’s Booster Course Pass. I won’t spoil it here if you don’t know about it extensively, but it’s nonetheless, the best version of the track bar none.

Pre-Video: I Swear To Fuckin God, If Neo Bowser City Isn't At Least Top 10, I'm Committing January 6th 2, Electric Boogaloo.

You and Schaffrillas Productions should do a collab on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe whenever the Booster Course Pass finishes

It’s so sad that we can’t play this online anymore

The normal Gap Jump is possible but TAS exclusive.

Schafflrillas will be PISSED

man, i love wuhu loop and maka wuhu so much. its too bad those are the ONLY MAPS that havent been adapted into Tour or 8 Deluxe.

Alpine Pass would be much higher personally apart from that great video

Koopa cape is F- tier after the tube path.

Is no one gonna talk about that ROCK ROCK MOUNTAIN is 28th??! 🤣🤣😭 you’re entitled to your own opinion but damn that’s a banger of a track with an amazing song to back it

People thinking Biff Weed was spending all this time working on the last 3 review videos he hasn’t done yet Psych, it’s all been spent rightfully on Mario Cart tracks 👍