Every MARIO KART 8 COURSE Ranked from Worst to Best

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5 ай бұрын

I ranked EVERY MARIO KART 8 course from worst to best. Yes. All 96 individual tracks, including the DLC. This game has a lot of banger tracks (and plenty of stinkers) so sit back, relax, and enjoy!
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@TheMacroShow 5 ай бұрын

Who let bro cook?

@Dealzzzistaken 5 ай бұрын

Bro burnt the whole house down💀

@sirmrmagoo 5 ай бұрын

Bro burnt My Eyes Out

@semdre 5 ай бұрын

You can have your opinion but placing Mount wario at 63 is a crime 14:56

@shannonbruton7800 5 ай бұрын

Please play hollow knight 🙏

@magnetic9089 5 ай бұрын

I watched Wallace and Grommet as a kid because I hung out at my grandparents a lot and my family didn’t have tv, thanks for resurfacing that memory :)

@flarky6465 5 ай бұрын

This video turns into a horror movie when you realize he hasn't said Tokyo Blur yet

@bodyodorop3039 5 ай бұрын

I’m never reading comments while watching again. Well played.

@flarky6465 4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, I didn't expect to get so many likes 😢 (thanks everyone btw)

@OrangeToadGamer 4 ай бұрын

when he didn't mention Toad's Turnpike until later on that's how I knew something was up

@teeth227 16 күн бұрын

this is the best comment

@Aiden-vy3bk 5 ай бұрын

The way my jaw dropped when he said Yoshis Island was their chance to go all in on the ethstetic... Like what? 😭 Also Tokyo blur not being in the bottom 4 is absolutely insane

@Jhd306ck 4 ай бұрын

Frrrrr

@Esiassweden 3 ай бұрын

I’m getting so tired of those people who use the cry emoji

@CannonBoxYT Ай бұрын

@@Esiasswedenit’s just an emoji…

@dynawesome 5 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen a track ranking I disagree with more, which honestly makes the video more entertaining in a weird way!

@user-fq1th6gr8v 5 ай бұрын

Honestly agreed, this ranking had me being like wtf? Every 5 rankings

@goodsoupy 5 ай бұрын

Putting Wii Rainbow road in 56th place is a real crime

@michaelnielsen2067 15 күн бұрын

TRUE

@jowardgamer2708 5 ай бұрын

Bro did not just put Mt. wario in the C tier

@Jack_Zotti 5 ай бұрын

frr

@SirCleric 5 ай бұрын

that's what I'm SAYING bro

@ratzytatzy 4 ай бұрын

top 5 track in the game at c tier 😭

@jowardgamer2708 4 ай бұрын

@@ratzytatzy much agreed

@kore8902 4 ай бұрын

S tier track

@leosmithzwift3170 5 ай бұрын

Genuinely the hardest vid ive ever had to watch who let bro cook

@Matt-cq1oz 5 ай бұрын

But like it would be weird if everyone had the same idea tho. Even tho I heavily disagree with him 😂

@Norbert80100 4 ай бұрын

Innit

@alexandergilles8583 14 күн бұрын

bro burned the food

@sivad937 5 ай бұрын

Now way bro put almost all of the tour maps above like half the list 😭

@Esiassweden 3 ай бұрын

Why do use the emoji

@BrockEditsStuff 4 ай бұрын

Thank god I’m going to therapy today cause this is causing me mental trauma

@supermetanix4988 4 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@toripistefi6076 5 ай бұрын

Putting Royal Raceway as the 86th is a crime.

@IamReyver 5 ай бұрын

Would be a crime if it was higher, that track sucks

@VonSnuggles1412 5 ай бұрын

I love Royal Raceway on the higher CC's. Then again I disagree with a lot of the map placements because I play mainly on 150cc/200cc (200 with friends, 150 online)

@schewpid. Ай бұрын

top 5

@ChefSnaky 5 ай бұрын

Neo bowser city did not get its justice

@joshdavenport6290 Ай бұрын

Unpopular opinion, Neo Bowser City is my favorite Mario Kart track

@Neo-Metal17 16 күн бұрын

I don't even like Neo Bowser City and it still feel like it didn't get it's justice.

@Xenoblaze1 5 ай бұрын

Mount Wario being so low is criminal

@sebabeje2 5 ай бұрын

Ok yoshis Island that low is a crime. Have you played the original yoshis island? This track perfectly captures that asthetic. Yoshi isnt even one of my favourite characters yet this is my favourite dlc track in the game, thats how good this track is.

@noblearcanine2755 5 ай бұрын

Putting Paris at 16th and not last is criminal

@supermetanix4988 4 ай бұрын

Paris and Toad Circuit have similar gameplay as well.

@nintony2994 5 ай бұрын

This guys biggest mistake is swapping Toads Turnpike with Moonview Highway

@BacktosnackStreamArchive 5 ай бұрын

BRO ACTUALLY PUT THE S TIER TRACK THAT IS MOO MOO FREAKING MEADOWS IN F. NEVER LET HIM COOK AGAIN

@jeremyhoevenvander2781 Ай бұрын

So many takes to roast and you chose the one that is actually correct?

@gsm4919 16 күн бұрын

@@jeremyhoevenvander2781it’s not an S tier tracks. BUT F??????

@michaelnielsen2067 15 күн бұрын

That's just wrong. Moo Moo Meadows is such a classic! The re decoration was all it needed to be amazing!

@tatertots2686 5 ай бұрын

I know it ur opnion, but baby park top 3 is hate crime.

@TrixterTheFemboy 5 ай бұрын

any lower would be evil

@RebelsSpite 5 ай бұрын

@@TrixterTheFemboyit being as high as it is, is a crime. It’s just a meme

@TrixterTheFemboy 5 ай бұрын

@@RebelsSpite But an incredibly fun meme

@Azoomzoom 4 ай бұрын

Maybe this is my chaos incarnate self speaking, but bombs only baby park is some of the most fun I've had in this game

@egreg2497 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely love Baby Park for the chaos but top 3 is a bit much

@ratzytatzy 4 ай бұрын

Alright, so Mount Wario, Wii rainbow road and Mushroom gorge are worse than tokyo blur..

@supermetanix4988 4 ай бұрын

That really puts this video in perspective.

@irishdlt8066 3 ай бұрын

Never let bro cook again he stared a forest fire💀

@CasBCasBCasB 4 күн бұрын

Not only did he burned down the forest, but burned down the whole town.

@Eymo57 5 ай бұрын

Justice for Moo Moo meadows 😞😞😭😭

@noblearcanine2755 5 ай бұрын

Bro said the flowers are gorgeous. Maybe next time u should look at them close up and see how awfully made they are. They look like textures from Pokémon scarlet and violet lol

@vanilluh. 5 ай бұрын

it pains me to see all the city tracks ranked so high when most are suuuuper boring 😔

@RedFlashdrive 5 ай бұрын

This was...a ranking video....that's for sure. 33:03 and bro, peach gardens did not have a unique final lap in Mario Kart DS.

@KingBobaFett 18 күн бұрын

When he said that, I got so confused. I could've swore I never remembered that. And like I thought, yeah, there wasn't. XD

@viniciusalonso9784 5 ай бұрын

17:21 excuse me, WHAT????? The second best rainbow road to ever exist and a top 5 track down here?

@Scearsie 5 ай бұрын

For me it is my favorite, whats your first then

@viniciusalonso9784 5 ай бұрын

@@Scearsie 3ds rainbow road

@Scearsie 5 ай бұрын

@@viniciusalonso9784 valid

@judith660 4 ай бұрын

Putting Athens as the worst city tract Is outrages

@viniciusalonso9784 5 ай бұрын

12:36 Waluigi Stadium in top 67? Who let bro cook, one of the best tracks

@aquawrld 4 ай бұрын

for real it’s so fun 😭

@Spinch_19383 5 ай бұрын

Never make a Mario Kart tier list again

@goodsoupy 5 ай бұрын

Never let bro cook

@UndercoverHomeless 5 ай бұрын

Nah, Neo Bowser City in D is wild....

@komododefender 5 ай бұрын

We not gonna mention the fact that the animal crossing map has 4 different versions that alternate randomly? It might not be enough to push it above C Tier, but it’s still a cool thing that Macro should’ve mentioned 🤷‍♂️

@progamer69243 3 ай бұрын

SNES Bowser Castle 3 in D tier made my jaw drop

@Forklift-Certified_69420 3 ай бұрын

Same, what the hell is he on

@Daniel-mc3hm 5 ай бұрын

hey im usually never the guy to do this, but seriously it sounds like you havnt played enough mariokart. A ton of the F tier tracks you picked are the legitamately the most fun in the game because of all the shortcuts you can take (and a lot of people in the community support that). Thats mostly because theyre really good for bagging, and bagging is really fun; most people have less fun on a track where there is no opportunity for comebacks and the only way you can win is through racing lines. I feel like you may have ranked these more on visual design than on gameplay at all levels, and I think that leaves a lot of the nuance out of the discussion.

@dexterussalt3917 5 ай бұрын

I completely agree brother

@dilph 4 ай бұрын

While I agree with what you posted, the game sold 60+ million copies, and the part of the community that cares about stuff like bagging is probably around 2-3% of the overall amount of copies the game sold. With that said, the vast majority of players have fun just driving and going through the normal nonsense that is the mario kart experience, so these rankings while unpopular are honestly fine.

@supermetanix4988 4 ай бұрын

VIOLATED

@Flake_19 5 ай бұрын

3 minutes in and this might actually be the worst list I've ever seen😭😭😭

@cuttlfresh 5 ай бұрын

toads turnpike near the top of list, but rosalinas ice world and royal raceway at the bottom? yeah sure ok dude makes total sense

@anthonygallo3014 5 ай бұрын

Bro tried to cook a three course dinner extravaganza, but instead he burnt the appetizer, left the main course to grow cold and decompose, and threw up in the desert. He then slipped and fell in the kitchen, getting his disgusting, putrid, horrifically bad meal all over himself. Macro, leave the cooking to someone else and order take in from now on.

@micahdavidson1 16 күн бұрын

I, too, threw up in the desert.

@Osibop 5 ай бұрын

Speaking of snowboards, I was snowboarding when a skier crashed into me and I fractured my knee. I’m watching this while recovering. :)

@slappbassnow 4 ай бұрын

💀

@SilliestSerena 4 ай бұрын

thats what you get for being a snowboarder

@Osibop 4 ай бұрын

@@SilliestSerena bruh chill I’m just a kid

@owentilly1113 3 ай бұрын

@@Osibopa kid who snowboards

@Sady845 16 күн бұрын

@@Osibophonestly I would watch something better to recover because this shit would make the pain stronger lmao

@badguy1544 5 ай бұрын

No way he put Athens dash as the worst tour track

@HDRookie 4 ай бұрын

Damn you actually had a different top 5 than everyone else in the world. Shoutout to you for actually giving your honest opinions 😁

@tsukuyomi256 5 ай бұрын

38:02 Music Park is called Melody Motorway over here in the UK and it tickles my brain.

@Zuczid 5 ай бұрын

It has got to be DK mountain for me!! Double dash brings back the best memories oh my goodess. Incredible video xD

@theawecat27 5 ай бұрын

loved this, i haven't played mario kart in a while so it was really fun to remember all of my maps. yeah!! tick tock is #10 my favorite

@weirdfishes364 5 ай бұрын

2:38 YEAH TOAD CIRCUIT YEAH BABY WOOO OMG ITS TOAD CIRCUIT

@thefrogchamp600 5 ай бұрын

TOAD CIRCUIT YEAHHH

@ciancaldera395 5 ай бұрын

YEEEAAAH TOAD CIRCUIT (Rip patrick)

@PhroggyBoggy 5 ай бұрын

TOAD CIRCUIT

@supermetanix4988 4 ай бұрын

YOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY TOAD CIRCUI- *Dies from excitement*

@nicholasstocker8864 3 ай бұрын

YEAH BABY! IT’S TOAD CIRCUIT!

@cheesecake2858 5 ай бұрын

31:22 to get up there, you gotta play on like 150cc or higher, or just use a mushroom and look up

@sirmrmagoo 5 ай бұрын

Mt. Wario Is S, How Dare You

@SneakyPanda7- 5 ай бұрын

This is perfect timing, just got back into Mario Kart

@juanmoreno5073 5 ай бұрын

Dont let him cook🥲

@Sir_Musty 5 ай бұрын

Cool video 'n all but i gotta wait to see you projected my thoughts as your own before i declare the whole video good or not

@unknownentitee 5 ай бұрын

Whats your verdict of this video after watching it?

@crustpunkjesuschrist 6 күн бұрын

@@unknownentiteeexactly what one would expect

@sir_captainmorgan 5 ай бұрын

This was a great video, happy to see Music park and shy guy falls get the love they deserve, and as someone who grew up on Mario kart dps, walugi pin ball was a great choice!

@drybones2282 3 ай бұрын

This video was torture to watch ❤❤❤❤❤

@BKaimana 5 ай бұрын

Recently did my own ranking for all these tracks, and immediately seeing Mario Circuit 3 at the bottom meant this was gonna be an interesting ranking to see.

@geckopro 5 ай бұрын

Always a good day when Macro uploads

@appleslicergaming7894 5 ай бұрын

Also, i love your vids man, make me laugh for no reason

@Splat56 5 ай бұрын

He hates bagging tracks

@nightscribenyx 2 ай бұрын

I've never played Mario Kart but still love the video! Actually, I don't even play any games you make videos on, and yet I still enjoy them

@KwigonNick 5 ай бұрын

To get to the upper level in shy guy falls after the water falls hold up on your joy stick to make you glide longer. Also, that track has banger music

@liosns 5 ай бұрын

when you say " i had fun playing these maps" it means you didn't have good friends if you know what i mean.

@breadgd1197 5 ай бұрын

never let this man cook again

@Junolike 4 ай бұрын

You have some disastrous tastes in terms of mario kart tracks. But I love your vids, keep it up Macro ❤️

@aaadhira1006 Ай бұрын

My Mario Kart Wii Rainbow Road and 3DS Rosalina's iceworld likings got struck hard in this video...

@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 15 күн бұрын

Athens as the WORST Tour city???? Oh my word

@mechzero6960 16 күн бұрын

This is by far the most GARBAGE tier list I have ever seen someone make on KZfaq EVER! Never express your opinion for these game EVER AGAIN!

@IDksgeivib 16 күн бұрын

This is… definitely a tier list.

@noblearcanine2755 5 ай бұрын

Why did bro have to have Wii rainbow road so low and n64 rainbow road so high 😢

@manoquelegal 13 күн бұрын

n64 rr is VERY underrated, but i agree with you about wii rr

@jimrdm71 29 күн бұрын

0:26 “Which has made Mario kart 8 the biggest Mario kart game.” *Proceeds to show 8 Deluxe*

@henrycunns 2 ай бұрын

SNES Mario Circuit is a great track to play on a Saturday with Frosted Flakes and Cheetos Puffs

@GamingFanactic911 Ай бұрын

The fact Yoshi's Island is in D Tier is mind boggling to me. That is like Top 10 easy for me.

@fizzfi 5 ай бұрын

200 cc donut plains is a trip and the track is gorgeous but i can see why it is where it is XD i personally love it and the soundtrack? YES.

@vincebaseballclips8322 4 ай бұрын

Damn bro you did mount warriors dirty

@kimgolden108 Ай бұрын

Never let bro cook again💀

@jeremyvanderpluijm9105 5 ай бұрын

wambu: i see you finally did it

@GeometryFailsAndMore Ай бұрын

Can you do the Mini-Game maps next?

@ColinHigglebottom-wf3yo 5 ай бұрын

Intro mad relatable

@infernoboy7392 5 ай бұрын

Ohh, macro doing Mario!

@gamer_sune 5 ай бұрын

Macro is gonna be needing to watch his six after this list holy moley

@JAWNDOEmusic 25 күн бұрын

FINALLY someone took off the nostalgia glasses and reviewed Yoshis Island as what is is, mid - also LOVE that you not only didnt whine about the stupid sun not setting on sunset wilds and actually complemented the way tehy interpreted it as idid too since its aesthetic and wasnt tech poss on the switch for whatever reason

@w.wsweet_t452 5 ай бұрын

L tier list

@jackmarchant06 5 ай бұрын

Marco I love ya but saying that the Wii Rainbow Road is mid will get you on a hit list

@MoonriseMystery Ай бұрын

One thing I've learned from watching so many of these ranking videos is that there really are no unanimously bad tracks (except maybe Toad Circuit).

@JAWNDOEmusic 25 күн бұрын

dude put Mt.Wario in C and TOKYO BLUR (the lowest rated track in most polls) in solid B tier.....WHAAAAAAT?!

@michaelnielsen2067 15 күн бұрын

I HAVE THOSE EXACT SAME THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!

@RonnocYrael 3 ай бұрын

To get up into the cave in the glider section in shy guy falls hold down on the joystick to angle your glider upward. Pushing the joystick up while in a glider will send you downwards faster.

@Nick-sw6rh 5 ай бұрын

Love this game!!!

@JacKAB0Y 16 күн бұрын

Never let bro near the stove again, bc he was NOT cooking 💀

@Mr.Galaxy2 14 күн бұрын

This video feels like if Macro asked ChatGPT how to make a MarioKart 8 DX Teir list.

@MannyGM 3 ай бұрын

Also, why is Wii Rainbow Road 56? And how's is the track, Basic?

@JiggingtonSawface 3 ай бұрын

Just a little theory but… what if I told you this list was AI Generated? That’s why I’d guess baby park is at goddamn third

@Splat56 5 ай бұрын

Snow land shortcut tho 😭

@mr.person1219 4 ай бұрын

You should really collab with Twd98 if you love Mario Kart so much. He's like iitzTimmy and Kandyrew of Mario Kart Wii

@teeth227 16 күн бұрын

unfathomable ranking but i fw the banshee boardwalk appreciation

@watermelon4888 4 ай бұрын

It’s just my personal bias but I love moo moo meadows 😭😭😭

@tyrellmarfo1868 5 ай бұрын

Finally made this video

@nintendokevinr1450 4 ай бұрын

What killed me was the fact that he said peach gardens changed routes in the DS, but that statement was completely false. This ranking did not eat at all.

@jewelreadstoomuch 3 ай бұрын

this is……. a ranking!

@josephsankey6950 5 ай бұрын

That 9/11 joke came out of no where 😂

@cerealeggvr6942 2 ай бұрын

How dare you put cheese land soo low and do that even talk about how fire it’s music is

@magnetic9089 5 ай бұрын

Real, honest, unbiased, opinion That’s my opinion anyways :)

@JorgeOrtizSauc2 3 ай бұрын

So…you like when Toad’s Turnpike lets you drive on the wall to avoid traffic (which is the main appeal of the course), but you’ll complain about Thwomp Ruins letting you drive on the wall to avoid the Thwomps (which is the main appeal in that course)….make it make sense, pick a side my guy, you either like having options or you don’t, you can’t be both.