Still missing that moment the quality drops to 240p exactly when the core information is on screen.

The sound of keyboard typing without anything being typed is so accurate

"we are going to continue where we left off last time" *there was no video before this*

You can use the link in the description Description: thank you for watching

"You can use the link in the description" *Description is empty*

"Part 1 of 932" "We are going to continue where we left off last time..."

When the tutorial title is in English, he starts the video giving you welcome in English and then he starts speaking Hindi

When you're trying to learn Python but end up learning Hindi..

Still understood every word, needs thicker accent, 6/10

"Self driving car from scratch" In Scratch*

The opening music has to be Faded by Alan Walker

In India, that accent would be considered to be that of someone trying to sound American

I was looking everywhere to find out how to create integer. You are truly a life saver! So glad I found this video and didn't have to copy and paste something from Stack Overflow! :)

I feel like this is going to be a series cause everybody has something to add

you forgot about the desktop being full of files

0/10 -No yellow circle appears when he clicks -FPS isn't like 10 -144p

There is no yellow circle around cursor 0/10

No “okay?” at the end of every sentence 0/10

You forgot to randomly select lines of code while you are talking about something else.

No "ok" after every sentence" No Bandicam logo at the top No yellow cursor Video should be 360p 10fps *-100/10*

This is C++ though. If you are doing the Indian accent it needs to be Java.

You forgot having the desktop littered with files Edit: Using the desktop as a Documents folder, but also save your code there

love how there’s just a picture of taj mahal in the background of a programming tutorial

*Don't worry we will come back to that part later*

3/10 No kids screaming in the background. No indistinguishable hindi mixed in with english. No yellow circle around the cursor. No mess on the desktop. No loud *C L I C K* sound. No suspicious scam websites. No arrow and text with a 2005 font pointing at obvious things. Like c'mon you weren't even trying.

You forgot the "Hello Friends" at the beginning...

I can't stop laughing at the comments I'm dead lmao

😂. Shout out to Indian YT programmers though. These guys got me through my C++ module in my first year

No man, the Indian accent is for Java. For c++, it needs to sound like a middle aged kinda fat white guy who breathes and talks through his mouth and take gasps of air every 3 words

"We're going to build a self driving car from scratch" How about *IN* scratch??

Indian guy teaches compiler how to do his job properly.

we need the “hello friends” and a yellow circle on a cursor

*sees Indian guy on the street* "Are you Indian?" "Yes" "Okay, so I have this problem with my program..."

"Yes, It's me... J O M B O" lost

The legendary fan noise in most indian tutorials 😂

The part that always kills me is when he says “yes, it’s me Jombo” as if we are all sitting here like “is that THE Jombo??”

"We're going to build a self driving car from scratch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Still no loud-ass TV and/or crying children in the background

Personally, the fans were too quiet and you didn't hear any background noise(cars eg) -2/10

1. There is no yellow circle 2. There is no lag 3. No Okay at the end of EVERY sentence

Next time try those 2009-like tutorials, where they talk using notepad.

4/10 Need More Accent and the "Oke" before every word

The thumbnail of this video doesn't contain needlessly wide stock pictures and letters 0/10

He didn't speak hindi when trying to explain 0/10

No unregistered hypercam 2. Unrealistic 0/10

1. no mouse idicator with the recording software 2. no bandicam watermark 3. no "ok?" after literally each sentence

0/10 -No yellow circle appears when he clicks -FPS isn't like 10 -no 144p - no overly sized facecam - no random sounds from background - no intro that is 1/2th of the video

being an Indian and realising how heavily stereotyped but true this is, I just love it. 😂

you forgot: windows 7 low quality yellow ring around the mouse the loud computer fan children screaming in the background

still no "ok" after every sentence

The fact that he types it on the keyboard but doesn't show up on the screen makes it even more funnier

**Wix ad in the beginning** Me: *Yep, this is pretty accurate so far.*

But the real question is: _Who teaches Indian guys to code?_

Where can I download the code?

When you follow tutorial exactly as it is and keeps running into error while the tutorial guy somehow run his code perfectly fine

You can't have a programming tutorial without the following: - Indian accent - Distorted audio/earrape - Cars honking/computer noises in the background - Light theme text editor, font size 5, small window size -English title but video is in hindi/notepad typing with obnoxiously loud NCS song as music - Yellow circle around cursor - Made with BandiCam - Part 1 of 900,but doesn't post part 2 for 5 years - No source code linked in video description - Loud keyboard noises/loud clicking noises/loud scrolling - Copy/pasting huge chunks of code without explaining them/awkward cuts in the video - Solution doesn't work anymore/use of deprecated frameworks

"Enteger" -Indian Jombo

"So I did some coding off-screen..."

It's in hd, not everything is green. Can understand words. Not 2hs long with long pauses. Not windows vista.

You forgot how it starts with Hello World and then becomes the most complex shit the learner has every heard-

He isn't writing the code in notepad thought

Ep 1: Data types Ep 2: Hacking into the Pentagon

When the ad you watch before the video is larger than the video itself

I mean, no lie, Indian guys have helped me on KZfaq more than any other ethnic group Sure, the accents are hard to understand, but they’re usually helping me do something very specific I need to do Like declaring integer and stuff

- Yellow circle around the cursor, - Made with Bandicam or Filmora,

Also, every comment be like: - DEAR Sir, please make video about [subject] - Sir what a clarity - how to pass c language sir rply send me - Thank you sir i have been succeed in c

Спасибо Игорю за рекомендацию, теперь я разрабатываю программы для космических кораблей и получаю 500000000000000000000000000 тысяч долларов в неделю

Every long ass programming tutorial with super advanced instructions also always has a comment saying "Thanks. This worked perfectly."

People were complaining about the lack of indian accent and now when there's indian accent they're complaining it's not java.

Every programming tutorial comment box: "Thanks u sir for the tutorial i relly apreciet this. Also i cant compile the programmm help me pleas. Suscribed sir"

Then there’s “We’ll come back to that later” then once he brings it up I completely forgot about what it was.

"in next video, we're going to create self-driving car from scratch." I'm lost

I could still understand every word, and you're not running Windows XP. 3/10

One time I watched a tutorial where you could literally hear the streets of India in the background

Thank you to all the indian tutorials that helped me get my CS degree.

No babies crying in the background, no street sellers yelling, no yellow circle around the cursor Unrealistic 0/10

you forgot the "hello frends!" 0/10

You forgot the awkward periods of silence just being confused

As an Indian, I can confirm that we all use Taj Mahal as the default desktop background

Great job! The only thing missing was the sound of cars honking at regular intervals.

A SELF DRIVING CAR FROM SCRATCH AHAHAHHAHAHAH

The fact that the coding program is in a window and not totally open is so realistic

"Next video, we're going to make a self-driving car from scratch." *P A R K O U R ! ! !*

straight from setting a integer to making a self driving car pretty simple stuff really helped me start my coding journey!

"build a self driving car from scratch" lol, dead

Still No background sounds of mother brooming the room and children asking "uncle uncle what are u doing ?" I guess a fake can never achieve the glory of a real legend

for anyone whos wondering at 3 in the night, we indian are taught 2 languages from the start of our school, so we basically know english and hindi(our national language) till the time we take a interest in code(probably 10 years old idk), many indian people make tutorials in hindi so we can understand them and many indians+other country people make videos in english so we can understand that too , so we kinda have an advantage. after we learn to code we make videos for it in either hindi or english and the cycle continues.

lmao you forgot when he types the same thing he is saying into notepad for some reason

Still missed the Broken English.

When u search a data structures and alogrithms tutorials u get a middle-aged Indian man dressed up in a suit like he's about to give u a business offer.

I really thought this was legit and put it in my watch later lmao

Needs more cars honking in the background

What about the seizure-inducing loud techno or heavy metal music in the intro?

>No 144p trash camera from 2000 >No yellow circle around the mouse >No AC in the background >No Windows XP >No unknown code editor from 1900 -1/10

when people living on the other side of the globe recording themselves in their free time using a 2012 dell are better teachers than the ones you have in school

No cap... but they still help me more than my professor 💀

"In the next video we are going to build a self driving car from scratch"

10/6 u forget the "tech" name on every indian channel and having a nerd tech pfp

me: see's this video. my brain: hey wait a minute i am indian and I teach people how to use java. me: yup this is accurate and basically every programming tutorial I made.

what about the free screen recorder where each click has a circle emanating from it and a yellow circle around the cursor?