Fuze's should've been "I got 6 kills last round, I don't know why my team is so mad?"

Fuze: enters the objective Hostage: why do I hear boss music

Ash: "YOU KILLED THE HOSTAGE!" Fuze: "All I'm hearing is acceptable causalities."

The lesion one is great because I’ve actually had a ranked game where I only got 1 kill, but 19 assists...

"my team expects me to block 14 drone entrances in 4 seconds" painfully true

He protect He attack But most importantly He get chosen when we want a snack -Recruit

"The most effective strategy is to put traps in the stupidest places imaginable" And it works in literally every ranked game for me

0:27 I still won't ever forget the moment when 6 people started attacking me in the corner... *one of them was my enemy*

"I am a thermite main with a season pass". Gold

Lion: No matter when i scan, i never find anyone 99% of the time Finka: I start using the boost only when I'm the last one alive

*Also Castle* : "No. You may not roam."

When there’s a frost in the game Lesion: hippoty hoppoty your kills are now my property

Lion: 99% of the time I cant track anyone with my drone, but when I do, it's the enemy tea bagging Finka: I never have my nano boost when I need it most Alibi: I could get the locations of the entire enemy team, but my team will ignore them Maestro: half of my time is spent using my cameras. The other half is realizing I'm in a 1v5

0:47 "I got five kills last round, unfortunately one of them was the hostage" *Let me fix sentance error, comrade. I think you meant thankfully*

Mozzie: my teammates shoot my drones Gridlock: I forget about my gadget Warden: Irreverent Nokk: I don’t know how to use my gadget but play her anyways

Warden: im ned flanders from the simpsons Nokk: caveira and vigil are my parents

Recruit: the game doesn't fucking play a sound when I find a match.

Maverick: I spend 4 of my canisters drawing penises on reinforced walls, only to get shot through the hole. Clash: I am the police officer that got past Ubisoft's toxicity filter. Kaid: I am the bandit main with a season pass

Actual Sledge: My passion for breaking shit is only matched by the amount of fun I've had for the past 6 minutes Actual Recruit: I am the only attacker with an M870 shotgun and I can rush just as hard as Ash, but I cannot prove it as my teammates kick or teamkill me before I even get the chance to. Nomad: I mourn the loss of my Claymores thrice a day. Kiad: I used to be a Bandit main, but then I heard I could have a literal sniper rifle. Bandit: Twitch should be deleted and Batteries should be invisible. Maestro: I constantly flex on my teammates with having one of the best LMGs in the game, not that it has much to compete with anyway. Alibi: Whenever I pretend I'm a decoy I get capped on sight, but whenever I play normally Twitch destroys every single one.

He protecc He atacc But most importantly... He WaNt hIs aCoG bAcK

My friend tells me he's Athiest but that's bullshit because he plays Tachanka the next round

The recruit one is so fucking true.

Lesion: For those times when you want to look like you're doing something without actually really having done anything

I only play ranked so watching this gave me mad nostalgia to my old casual days when if you played mute and they found obj you were bad at playing him.

“I was busy making a sandwich” So true😂

As rook I can place my armour down right off spawn and my teammates will be so genuinely shocked that they will either spam pings at my feet asking for it or forget it entirely

The recruit one is so true. Whenever you used to get recruit if you didn’t pick an op my friend would come back and we’d get mad at him for not picking an op and he would say “At least I have a life.”

Capitão is more like: I got a kill with my crossbow once, it was the hostage.

Last one is fuking accurate as hell

"I was busy making a sandwich" true

0:10 that’s literally me with Thermite

Valkyrie: 90% of the time, is spent yelling at my team, for spoting the unaware IQ.

I’ve never seen a more relatable video in my entire life.

Lion: I'll use my ability 2 seconds after the round starts for no reason. Finka: I'll boost you at the most useless time, but won't when our entire team is down. Edit: Alibi: I could be the first person dead, and people would still shoot my holograms. Maestro: You could have your gun dead aimed at my camera, and i'll still fucking open it.

Tachanka: “gives ela my turret ammo” Ela: i am honored lord tachanka to slay the many thots with you ammo

Tachanka: ENEMY POSITION DETECTED The rest of the squad: USE YOUR DAMN LMG

Twitch: I have the most advance drone in the military but it still can't jump

"I was busy making a sandwich" 😂 cmooon sometimes its cereal or the bathroom called me

Then :It's been 7 months and am still greefing my lost acog Now: It's been 3 years and am still greefing my lost acog

Fuzes should’ve been “I got 6 kills last round”

“I was busy making a sandwich” Totally relatable!😂😂😂😂😂

Recruit: people always teamkill me at the start of the round

“Unfortunately one of the kills was the hostage” bro I’m dead 😂💀

The sentence for Hibana should've been: "My special ability is blasting weaponized fidget spinners to blow a giant hole in walls"

I can say that hibanna is completely accurate

Are we just not gonna mention the total accuracy of glaz's description? 😂😂

Should have done Thatcher: "Fookin lasah soights"

Thatcher: ‘I pride myself on always being the first to be spawn killed’ Thermite: ‘hold my goggles’

Am a glaz main, can confirm, I’d sacrifice one of my teammates to Lord Tachanka for an extra smoke grenade

"Recruit"I am busy making a sandwich Ahahahah I'm dying

Zofia is literally just the invincible main character that'll never die xD

Fuze: Comrad, there was hostage?

Being a mute main, I can say that this in 100% true

Usually when I play recruit it's because I was checking my phone or peeing lol

kali : i can blow your head off through thin air wamai : i am the reason why you were confused on how no one was blinded by that flashbang you threw.

Recruit: *I was busy making a sandwich.* Me: *I was actually taking a piss and it didn't want to end...*

"Dokkaebi should be banned and cameras should be invisible" 😂😂😂😂

Idk why... but thatcher's sentence is so true

0:52. Yep. I put one on an upstairs window nowhere near the basement objective and someone died to it

Who here plays recruit and only recruit just to flex on those people that need attachments

Mute made my fucking night, that was both blatantly true and hilarious.

"I was busy making a sandwich" got me, great work

“My gadget is less reliable than the ubisoft servers” im ded😂😂

Finka: You know when you say that you’ve got something but on steroids? Well, *i am the steroids.*

Re uploaded the right version this time. Cheers lads.

*I WAS BUSY MAKING A SANDWICH* edit:shit 350 likes

This may be the funniest R6 video I've ever seen. I have literally never heard of you before this second, but here, have this sub.

Me who mains fuze and barely ever uses the charges: ¨im bound by oath to thy non team kill¨

This is the least confusing errection i have ever had.

ALL these are SO True and Accurate! Well done! EDIT: Just re-watched the video and was suprised to see that this comment got around 2500 likes! Thanks everyone! =]

Maverick: My torch is inaudible but I still get killed by lord tachanka. Clash: My shield can literally be knocked away yet ubisoft still nerfed me.

This was the best thing I've ever watched someone appropriate this as much as I do pleass

*I WAS TO BUSY MAKING A SANDWICH INTENSIFIES*

I don't agree with the mira one... Im gold 3 and everytime i have a Mira in my team I hear : don't reinforce! - 2 seconds later mira is reloading her vector and it's a 4v5

Rook's "I have one job and I forget to do it" is so true, I'm always pissed when others forget but I'd forget too sometimes

This video had me absolutely dieing man thank you for making this😂💯

rook should've been "i get sad when i put down my trauma plates and someone doesn't get one"

Glad you played the real soviet national anthem in the end there

Maverick: The enemy team uses my peep holes more than any one of my teammates Clash: I deal 5 DPS but somehow always die to someone at 5 HP Nomad: Positioning is for scrubs Kaid: I have infinite flexibility with my gadgets but my team still wants a Bandit Gridlock: That's not where I wanted that to go Mozzie: I'm sure glad my drones are outlined so my teammates can destroy them more easily

“I was busy making a sandwich”

Ash: I have no hit box that's why nobody can headshot me. Bandit: I miss my acog. Jäger: I miss my acog too Bandito Dorito.

0:28 As a Montagne main this is accurate

“I got 5 kills last round, unfortunately one of them was a hostage” 😂

How am I not subscribed yet, I’ve watched so many videos now

Twitch-i dont usually use my drone but when i do a fucking ash destroys the door. Doc- i either miss all my stim shots,or i fucking overdose them not giving a fuck about the team. Recruit- I was taking a piss

The mute is so fucking perfect 👌

Me when I see this : * is a sledge main* Also me when I see the sledge one : "that is very agreeable"

It’s been 2 years and we still grieve over the loss of Jägers acog

I see you fixed the IQ thing.

I'm a lesion main and all I can say is that I end up having like 10 assists by the end of each match but 3 kills and everyone asks wtf I was doing all match.

Kapkan: *"It really do be like that sometimes."*

Buck: my team doesn’t trust me to use Sledge Dang

Let us rise for the soviet anthem sung by Tachanka. *ahem* Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

I become drug addict doc when i over heal to 140 at beginning of round pick up a rook plate and proceed to lurk like chaveira and kapkan with his shotgun 1 shotting everything

Nobody : memeing about their main Me and the other recruits : wAiT I wAs MaKiNg A sAnDwHiCh

0:47 fuze: we don’t negotiate with terorists and we especially don’t negotiate with there hostages

THE MUTE IS SPOT ON 💀💀💀

This is more accurate than my aim in this game lol

Dude I'm subscribing. So funny

I'm a doc and IQ main and this is true 🤣🤣🤣