the ones that aren't funny are literally stressing me out.

alaska: *breathes* rupaul: ahauahhaueheuheuehueheuehye

The biggest travesty in drag race history is that bob or bianca never took part in a roast

Sasha's introduction of Valentina is the best "Now a queen who combines all the excitement of smiling, with the thrill of just standing there"

3:09 "It's going to be hard to top coco, but look at her, who would want to top coco?? " Is probably the best opening in the roast herstory

"a queen who combines all the excitement of smiling with the thrill of just standing there...give it up for valentina"

“Rupaul is so old that when she opens her legs all you hear is PoOooOhOhHoH”

"Dearly beloved... AND MICHELLE VISAGE" gets me every time.

“If you liked my performance my name is Shea Couleé, and if you hated it it’s Nina Bo’nina Brown” line is one of the many hilarious lines in this video.

Sometimes I wish they’d cut out the ones that weren’t funny bc this second hand embarrassment unsettles me.

hot take: detox had some of the best jokes in the whole roast and could’ve won if she wasn’t so nervous and had better segues in between jokes

It’s so embarrassing when no one laughs

Peppermint saying “Thank you Farrah Moan” was funnier than Farrah’s entire performance.

its so awkward when no one laughes

Roxxxys ends at 2:20 Alyssas ends at 5:22 Trinity’s ends at 11:09 Farrahs ends at 12:22 Alexis ends at 15:57 Trinity part 2: 18:25 Naomi ends at 20:47 Valentina ends at 21:57

Remember when Shea Couleé literally invented the roast with the “patient zero” and “if you loved me, my name is Shea Couleé and if you hated it is Nina Bonina Brown” jokes? Everyone can copy her but no one can do it as good as she did LMAO

The awkward mic feedback during Alyssa's segment gets me everytime

“Ross has the face of a young gay man and the voice of an adult woman. So, the opposite of Tamar Braxton” That was so great.

i dont think anything on any roast made me laugh as hard as ''lady bunny wanted to eat a little mexican... poor little valentina didnt stand a chance''. its so good

“a queen who combines all the excitement of Smiling with the thrill of Just Standing There” is a favourite line of mines

RuPaul’s face whenever a joke falls flat: 😬 EDIT: Wow, thank you so much for all the likes!

“It’s gonna be hard to top Coco. But look at her, who would want to top Coco?”

Sasha Velour has the most underrated roast period.

Detox was actually FUNNY, she just got nervous af which I hated to see

Roasting is such an underrated art form. It's a delicate line of humour and insult and so many of these were truly awkward and borderline offensive.

"Dearly beloved." "And Michelle Visage!" 💀

Tamar's reaction to Sasha's read is solid gold.

Nina saying ‘what’s your name baby’ was hands down one of the most simple but funny lines from a roast 😭😭🤣

No one credits coco, she did amazing as hell smh “You knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael” Like that’s legendary

Guuuuurl, it was straight up PAINFUL to listen to Farrah

I love the fact that Monique literally had no idea who Lady Bunny is and still made it work

“We have an out and proud lesbian comedian.” “Thank you so much Ross Matthews.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Dearly beloved, *AND MICHELLE VISAGE* ”

"Poor little valentina didnt stand a chance" I DIED

When Roxxxy said “Michelle Mirage” I wanted to find a cushion and die in a comfortable spot

I think about Coco’s “You look like the Black Pee Wee Herman” every damn time Ru walks into the workroom, years later, Coco damn did it.

*the mic technical difficulties made alyssa's stand up funnier*

No one : Alyssa : cAn I GeT a GeYMeN

Nina Bonina not knowing Fortune's name is SEVERELY underrated

I loved Manila's look for her roast. It made her look 10 years younger again.

The “I have more of these” is the funniest line to me

Farrah was just insulting the judges. Theres a difference between a joke and an insult.

18:30 Monet laughing without smiling is still one of the funniest parts of the roast

"Happy 90th birthday, Michlle Visage" is such a smart way to end the stand-up.

when valentina said “miselle”

Manila's repulsion at seeing a "dead" Lady Bunny is so hilarious. And it gets me every time

Time stamps *SEASON 5* 00:00 Alaska (👍) 01:36 Roxxxy Andrews (👎) 02:20 Coco Montrese (👍) 03:10 Jinkx Monsoon (👍) 03:52 Ivy Winters (👍👎) 04:27 Alyssa Edwards (👍👍👍👍) 05:25 Detox (👍👎) *SEASON 9* 06:45 Shea Couleé (👍) 07:42 Sasha Velour (👍) 09:24 Valentina (👎👍) 10:15 Trinity The Tuck (👎) 11:10 Farrah Moan (👎) 12:23 Peppermint (👍) 13:48 Nina Bo'Nina Brown (👎👍) 14:46 Alexis Michelle (👎) *ALL STARS 4* 16:15 Monet X Change (👍) 17:22 Trinity The Tuck (👎) 18:25 Monique (👎👍) 19:41 Naomi Smalls (👎) 20:47 Valentina (👎) 21:57 Manila Luzon (👍)

I will literally never understand why monique was in the bottom for that performance, she was hilarious

Can we talk about how underrated is Coco's roast as Rupaul's cousin?

No one giving props to Sasha's sophisticated humour. It was not too shady, but it had me smiling the whole time

the way they edited the mic feedback onto alyssa’s part 😭😭😭 the producers are going straight to hell 💀💀

I love it when sasha's joke didnt land and said "well that worked in my mind". I wish queens would joke about their failed joke more.

Farrah Moan should get a trophy for the cringiest roast ever in 11 seasons.

I had to skip past Farrah because I already knew... *i just knew.*

“so my question to you toniiight is... JONAHHH, JONAHHHH, CAN YA HEAR MEEEE??? GET OUTTTTT” I died 😭😭😭

When Monet said “Valentina didn’t stand a chance.” I DIED

Nobody: Trinity Taylor: WHERE ARE THE JOKES *Bombs both Roast challenges*

Alaska: “RuPaul is so old..” Sasha: “Michelle is so Jersey..”

when valentina said "michelle is such a cochina" I DIED

Farrah Moan’s “sighs” after every roast is so iconic

Manila really saved that car crash of an obituary oml

So Trinity really managed to bomb 2 roasts 😂😂

I still stand by the fact that peppermint saying “Thank You Farrah Moan” is funnier than Farrah’s entire performance

The fake mic feedback during Alyssa’s performance was so shady 😂😂😂

Valentina: Nobody: Not a single soul: Valentina: MISSELE

That moment you realize Nina's glasses are just painted on

The way Valentina switched up when Trinity called her ugly has me weak 😭

I just now realized that "ma wee bien" means "muy bien". That changes everything

Detox coming at you with a slow verse, had to shut it down so I could read my notes first.

Detox’s performance really said 📈📉📈📉📈

sasha's "oh i have more of these" will always be funny to me. no matter how many times i rewind it, it hits every time!

2:34 “You knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO COCO HAD ME FLOORED

Alyssa's "Can I get a gay man" is one of her most underrated lines. It's so random and out of nowhere and I love it!

“What’s your name baby” is the best roast in DR Roast herstoey

I think it's about time to make a compilation of the 4 horsemen of roast apocalypse Alyssa Edwards Farrah Moan Alexis Michelle And Utica Queen

“It’s a great book Michelle….said no one” underrated line right there 😂

that awkward moment when you can hear Ru’s laughing but you know it’s post production because they accidentally pan over and shes in the corner with a straight face 😳

Manila won the moment she walked out the runway in that lace curtain umbrella.

"Now a queen that combines all the excitement of smiling to the thrill of... just standing here" This is SUCH an underrated line

Nah but when Alyssa said “Santino Rice what the hell you know about winning something” had me crying 💀💀😂😭😂

Im not the biggest Valentina fan, but that "Michelle is such a cochina that she knows how to say and spell harder in six different languages" thats cracks me up, every single time.

If detox was more organized, she would have had the best roast of her season.

"Dearly Beloved, *AND MICHELLE VISAGE* -Manila 22:12

Monique's character in the Lady Bunny Roast kills me every time!

I still cant get over the fact that Roxxy was wearing another wig underneath that one for the challenge

"whats your name baby?" LMAO a celebrities worse nightmare

The All Stars placements should have been :- Win - Manila and Monét High - Monique Low - Valentina Btm2 - Trinity and Naomi

“Lady bunny is in a better place now” “Trust me she is. I’ve... seen her apartment.” XD XD

When Valentina broke out the Spanish, I died 😂 “Michelle is such a COCHINA”

I had so many cringe attacks during this

“ and now a queen who combines all the excitement of smiling with the excitement of ...just standing there” I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD WHEN I SAW THAT THE FIRST TIME , that’s the second I knew Sasha was going to be on the top

The “Thank you Pedro, muy bien” of Trinity is so underrated, I laughed my ass off with that one.

farrah did crap but "lets get this roast a cooking" is so cute

“... we have an out and proud lesbian comedian. Thank you so much, Ross Matthews.” LMAO!!!! I died!

Nobody: Literally No one: Farrah Moan: LEt’S gEt ThIs ROaSt a’CoOkiN’ 👁 👁 👄

“Don’t get bitter, just get better” Is so underrated.

The “eat a little Mexican” joke for Lady Bunny had me on the floor crying idk why but that was so underrated 😂

"Don't get bitter, just get better" *mic screech* ICONIC

19:23 "get uuupp" LMFAO

Tamar Braxton's 'Biiiiiiitch' kills me every time.