Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked By How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them For Drugs

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9 ай бұрын

Stardew Valley is nice. Too nice. Forget your waifu and husbando rankings, forget your marriage candidates - who the hell around here can give me some molly already?
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@MostAttractiveDudeInTown 9 ай бұрын

I really feel Maru with her nurse brain would just give you some actual medicines and only later realize what you meant and politely ask you about it just to be sure. Same for Harvey, except he'd also rush to get you into therapy.

@Ashen-Crow 9 ай бұрын

Naah man Pierre is definitely selling oregano to these hillbilly teens at premium price and telling them it's weed. Sebastian and Emily are moving the real shit.

@zekiz774 8 ай бұрын

And nutmeg

@KelsieJG__they-them 9 ай бұрын

I've never played Stardew Valley but I watched this whole video anyway, because that's what friends do.

@smert_ditto 9 ай бұрын

the fact that this channel gets so few views at this level of quality is criminal

@sawkchalk6966 9 ай бұрын

Emily is the nice girl offering 'party favours' at the function that will turn your vision black and white Hilarious vid

@caitlynmcmunn 9 ай бұрын

Pierre is Walter White confirmed

@aturchomicz821 9 ай бұрын

Sebby, we have to produce the blue product- Sebby!!!😡😡

@mracula1667 9 ай бұрын

“You do not want to get in the red with Mr Qi.”😂

@GamerMcBaggin 9 ай бұрын

Very Very Good!

@zZThe16piXelsZz 7 ай бұрын

i’ve been following fudj since the solo days, and am a huge fan of you guys still. This video was absolutely hilarious and incredibly creative. Its really unfortunate you haven’t taken off more yet. However, after seeing how hard people rallied around yahtzee and nick after the escapist debacle, i HAVE to imagine there is a huge community of people just waiting, who are gonna love your stuff.

@steamtasticvagabond474 9 ай бұрын

Farmer Walter White might have drugs. He’s been hanging out with Sebby a lot and I’ve heard rumours about their “blueberries”

@ahab145 9 ай бұрын

Sebby we need to cook

@mrshmuga9 9 ай бұрын

I have no idea who any of these characters are, but it’s a Fudj video so it was bound to be good.

@VICTORZITOSS 9 ай бұрын

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@cremeriie 8 ай бұрын

sooo true. year one farmer spends most of their time being miserable with shane bc they didnt catch on until winter that sebastian is a marginally better choice.