Every Totino’s Ever

Every Totino’s Ever - SNL

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On the big game day, an unnamed wife (Vanessa Bayer) has one thing to do: feed her hungry guys.
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@calbassas87 4 жыл бұрын

Vanessa really masters the whole “smiling but dead inside” acting. She’s pretty amazing lol

@boppob1343 4 жыл бұрын

I miss her on the cast so much :(

@JasonNation72 4 жыл бұрын

+calbassas87 Nancy Pelosi does the "smiling but dead inside" bit very well too, and she's not even acting.

@elykspuz6596 4 жыл бұрын

I think it's just how dark of a brown her eyes are. She sure is cute though.

@gamerfreak820 4 жыл бұрын

BoppoB is she not part of the cast anymore?

@donsknots6510 4 жыл бұрын

reminds me of melania

@cgarciahfcu 4 жыл бұрын

"What's your name?" "I've never had one" Brilliant writing.

@jaimhaas5170 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this has nothing on Frost or HDT.

@yousuckdicksplitloser6898 4 жыл бұрын

No cause she was called Honey the whole time

@spearstrike211 4 жыл бұрын

Monika Ciapala That has literally nothing to do with the joke, nor does it even make sense considering she just said she never had a name.

@shawndamccormick278 4 жыл бұрын

This is almost as good as the lesbian brokeback mountain from mad tv!

@BillyBob-hu7fy 4 жыл бұрын

@@monika2745 dude he's right you aren't funny

@KnuckleHunkybuck 4 жыл бұрын

"Draw me like one of your hungry guys."

@whiteguy3685 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ncommon3378 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooooooo

@joefelice5062 3 жыл бұрын

When she rubs the pizza roll on Kristen’s face...

@whatuwantmie8485 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my hunger guys. ( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ )

@Luminouscat9 3 жыл бұрын

It's the Totinac

@RmnGnzlz 4 жыл бұрын

I never put together that the "I never had one" line wasnt just random, they never actually gave her a name in the first two sketches.

@jakepullman4914 3 жыл бұрын

Sure they did. It's "Babe."

@foljs5858 3 жыл бұрын

"they never actually gave her a name in the first two sketches" Or in any of the ads they reference

@urwahuzair9019 3 жыл бұрын

How do you know that though?

@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын

Her name is Babe.

@nanamama152 2 жыл бұрын

Also, I think there weren't any football noises in the first sketch, which they played with in the second one

@jelatinosa 4 жыл бұрын

In the first skit we see her husband's friend Steven checking her out and taking an interest in her. She later goes on to divorce her first husband and marry Steven. In the last skit we see how Steven has fallen into the same habit of dismissing his wife. She then has an affair with his friend's sister. Hopefully Sabine never takes her for granted like her hungry guys did.

@babyvia6712 4 жыл бұрын

elines acevedo no...Sabine will cherish her

@mjcaboose3479 4 жыл бұрын

Idk, I’m pretty sure she’s in Hell

@cosuinofdeath 4 жыл бұрын

Take advantage she’s making totinos get a grip

@kelvarnsen1749 4 жыл бұрын

You must have some bitchin book report skills

@jelatinosa 4 жыл бұрын

@@kelvarnsen1749 lol

@coley4581 4 жыл бұрын

"doesn't your wife wanna watch the game?" "nah she has an activity pack" *sticky hand intensifies*

@coley4581 4 жыл бұрын

@@kenjiyamashita9226 nope I phrased it just right :) I know what I did

@maxpoorly 3 жыл бұрын

They lied about Totino‘s, I bought mine last night and I’m still not kissing Kristen Stewart and speaking in French.

@valuabledoodles 3 жыл бұрын

Well that’s because Kristen Stewart appeared in the Torino’s 2-Pack commercial, you must’ve bought the regular kind

@indiepindie8516 3 жыл бұрын

“That’s a shame.”

@WhyThisWhyNow 3 жыл бұрын

Did you buy it during the big game? Do you have a name? If not, you aren’t the right one. Or maybe, just maybe, you got the one with the activity pack. You need to wait for a couple of years and get the two-pack Tortinos...

@samssam 3 жыл бұрын

Did you feed your hungry guys first?

@iamsavage5847 3 жыл бұрын

That was French?!

@matthewscott1091 3 жыл бұрын

Notice that no more Totino’s sketches were made? *I have a theory.* After Sabine ignited that flame of passion inside of her she left her husband & now lives happily with Sabine (who’s independently wealthy). They spend all day drawing, painting, making love & of course, eating delicious Totino’s pizza rolls! 👍🏻

@gregoryeatroff8608 3 жыл бұрын

I like the way you think.

@amazingsupergirl7125 3 жыл бұрын

I fully believe in that. 🥰

@cbikle 2 жыл бұрын

Vanessa Bayer was the lynchpin of that sketch and when she left the show, she pretty much took the sketch with her. It's also very likely that she wrote or co-wrote the Totinos sketches.

@nikacola7319 2 жыл бұрын

Some say her husband is still sitting on that couch, increasingly starved and wasting away, his voice cracking as he eeks out one final "Babe...more Totinos", before collapsing. In the background, we see a single postcard from Paris on the refrigerator slowly come into focus. It says: 'Au revoir, fucker".

@hf15123 2 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to make a Sabine+Vanessa fanfic.

@gabet3754 4 жыл бұрын

That last one never gets old. I still crack up when she speaks French.

@nanyafahkinbiznes1352 4 жыл бұрын

She majored in communication and French

@rex-racer 4 жыл бұрын

Et toi. Tu es mon Totino.

@moemoney4288 4 жыл бұрын

@a te I'm sure they got a te by each other

@hazard2366 4 жыл бұрын

i was not expecting ANY of that the first time i watched it.

@blakes5827 4 жыл бұрын

I love the Totino dragging across Kristen's bare skin. Every detail of this sketch is perfect

@NSHM122 4 жыл бұрын

When Sabine says, "What are YOU hungry for?" makes me tear up a little after watching all the other Totino commercials beforehand. She finally found someone who values her. LOL! God, I'm a sap!

@GGiblet 4 жыл бұрын

No, I felt that way too Finally someone cared!!

@Grayvorn 4 жыл бұрын

So romantic xxxx

@GGiblet 4 жыл бұрын

@@Grayvorn it is💙

@Emery101 4 жыл бұрын

It’s not gonna work out...Sabine doesn’t like totinos nor is she a hungry enough guy.

@kpag3030 4 жыл бұрын

BigHeadConnor I know right? They actually invoke real emotion! Haha

@timetologoff1780 4 жыл бұрын

If totinos actually made commercials like this I would buy them out of stock

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 жыл бұрын

That’s because corporations are cowards

@avocadox2730 3 жыл бұрын

totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls

@jimmycarlson4871 3 жыл бұрын

yeah look at the tim and eric one

@williamjameslehy1341 3 жыл бұрын

Just email Mr Plinkett's webzone and he'll send you some in the post.

@skipads5141 2 жыл бұрын

Like #1K

@thecaliforniawar5635 3 жыл бұрын

OMG, I didn't realize that Vanessa and Kristen are literally five feet behind the guys all that time. What a great way to show these guys are oblivious to women.

@nealfirstofhisname Жыл бұрын

Bro, they're watching the big game. They don't have time to focus on anything else.

@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын

Awww, look who got the joke!

@prismaticmarcus 3 ай бұрын

oblivious to what now?

@haleygruensfelder8436 4 жыл бұрын

I heard somewhere that every lesbian music video has a water scene, and I’m here to point out that the Totino scene with Vanessa Bayer and Kristen Stewart satisfies this requirement

@jeckjeck3119 4 жыл бұрын

@Bri Ba I love French.

@HeHatesShe 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, this is deep. Now all the things you said, all the things you said, are running through my head, running through my head. All the things you said.

@jabberwock0176 4 жыл бұрын

Omg that's so right tatu all the things she said- they were soaking wet under rain /girls like girls- i think there was a pool scene/ i kissed a girl... Wait i think there was no water scene in this one

@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the pool guy or neighbor to walk in. But this works as well.

@Pyreleaf 4 жыл бұрын

Haley Gruensfelder isn't that just a really on-the-nose metaphor for female arousal?

@shalitababy5068 4 жыл бұрын

I stan Unnamed Totino Wife

@gottfriedosterbach3907 3 жыл бұрын

That Stan is one lucky fella.

@clb4947 3 жыл бұрын

you have the greatest username I have ever seen, just needed to mention that

@emilybeaman379 3 жыл бұрын

These skits combined are a real emotional roller coaster. Drama, horror, romance, activity packs, they tell a story that has it all.

@davidwalter2002 10 ай бұрын

They do, indeed, have everything. Everything her HUNGRY GUYS need for the BIG GAME!

@cyrannodb 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe you titled this "Every Totino’s Ever" when "The Totino's Trilogy" was. right. there.

@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын

More of a saga, really

@RoofysGarage Жыл бұрын

@@cleverusername9369 Or the Totinos Cinematic Universe

@Timburtonbarbie 4 жыл бұрын

Before this skit I never knew I had a Kristen Stewart fantasy

@quinnaddison420 4 жыл бұрын

Erin L English I think we all do at this point

@annakepes8050 4 жыл бұрын

@@quinnaddison420 yeah but this skirt definitely awoke something in me

@PurnceNMe 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. I didn’t know I liked women.

@mr.stealyogirl4078 4 жыл бұрын

You're a weird female

@Zynigma 4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.stealyogirl4078 You ain't gon steal her girl tho.... When they french kiss, it's 4 sets of lips (2 above the belt and 2 below). The southern kiss tends to be the wettest kiss. That's a lot of lipstick too, depending on lip size. Don't usually see southern lips get the lipstick too often, but they've been said to prefer any type of stick. But basically, you got no southern lips.

@danielparker8189 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe none of her marriages work...

@BopaBola 4 жыл бұрын

Hey only one failed. The other just had a small x files momento

@MLBlue30 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, she's in hell forced to make totinos in different scenarios forever.

@RealAnthonyJones 4 жыл бұрын

I mean she never finishes her job of bringing the refills.

@frightenedchaos 4 жыл бұрын

cause she gay, Daniel

@elmagnificodep 4 жыл бұрын

Bopa Bola She did cheat on the second husband.

@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 жыл бұрын

The third skit is what “blue is the warmest color” always wanted to be.

@spinno3238 4 жыл бұрын

We don't speak of that movie 😭

@XxRadioactiveGirlxX 4 жыл бұрын

I managed to sit through the other changes...then I got to the end

@JulianSildenLanglo 3 жыл бұрын

It really earned the Festival of Cans award.

@aaronbouck7730 3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering what that scene was referencing. I haven’t seen it, but it does seem like it’d be a source of inspiration.

@SlowDIIV 3 жыл бұрын

@@pashadyne I saw a couple of Lady Snowblood movies a few months ago (from 1973 and 1974), and I don't remember they had lesbian scenes (or even any reference to it). If I remember correctly the manga on which the movies are based does have some kind of lesbian content.

@oops3798 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad she ended up with someone that appreciated both her and her Totinos

@Hector-dc6bq 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@DeadpoolNJ 4 жыл бұрын

Game 1: makes Totinos Game 2: divorces first husband, married guy from first game, possible attacked by clones Game 3: Lesbian love affair during game Totinos are really exciting

@eba44 4 жыл бұрын

But Frank, your play-by-play isn't.

@assmane999 4 жыл бұрын

Frank The second one reminded me more of Body Snatchers because they are all of one connected mind

@alexvasquez537 4 жыл бұрын

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@aaronbouck7730 3 жыл бұрын

Game 2: Daedric incursion, also a possibility.

@dudedude64 3 жыл бұрын

I think that the nightmare was her waking moment of clarity/nightmare that’s she’s trapped in a cycle of neglect and Totinos. More of metaphorical approach.

@OnyxLeigion 4 жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about the hidden plot of the affair and the stolen wife

@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. We can absolutely talk about that.

@romaldomadrid8594 4 жыл бұрын

The plot? Someone left something important in the car then the ladies steal the car, now ones looking for 'the stuff', ones looking for his car, ones looking fir his sister and the other us looking for his wife😄

@elmagnificodep 4 жыл бұрын

She has a history. She leaves her first husband and marries his friend. Then she cheats on him with a woman. It wouldn't surprise me if she cheated on her first husband. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

@mowiezowie3261 4 жыл бұрын

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! TOUCHDOWN!!

@TelikiMouse 4 жыл бұрын

The last one reconfirmed the fact that men are clueless XD

@picknbeansmamma 4 жыл бұрын

I love when she walks into frame & smacks the fridge with the sticky hand! 😂 "For grown women ages 5 & up"

@nickmadigan2824 4 жыл бұрын

A true trilogy. The struggle for recognition, drifting in an unfamiliar and unsure world and finally, redemption. I was always a Tony's man when it came to pizza rolls but, no longer. It's Totino's and Edith Piaf from here on out.

@mokonamodokiloveskirby 4 жыл бұрын

That last Totino’s skit though…it’s a better love story than Twilight.

@churdle92 4 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment.

@mokonamodokiloveskirby 4 жыл бұрын

EP114587 Memes never say die. 😏

@meganlarson4748 4 жыл бұрын

Way more chemistry than Twighlight, too!

@Rahat2056 4 жыл бұрын

@@viracocha No

@liam_er 4 жыл бұрын

Bro why is that even a thing- Twilight is a good series

@Mozes316 4 жыл бұрын

I cried at the end, when she finally found someone who deserved her, someone who appreciated her. All she wanted was to please someone, who in return, wanted to please her.

@MarinaAndTheDevil 4 жыл бұрын

Now why am I crying

@Mozes316 4 жыл бұрын

@@MarinaAndTheDevil because this shit is real af... 😢

@GGiblet 4 жыл бұрын

It was really lovely

@thatmoviegirl3814 4 жыл бұрын

*activates cheery voice* Hi! You want to find someone who doesn't treat you like a piece of trash? WELL! Now with Totino's extra saucy flavor, you can! ;)

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын

Are y'all actually crying? 😳🙄

@ManubibiWalsh 4 жыл бұрын

The second one legitimately had me creeped out. The third one reminded me I’m bisexual.

@ArcanineEspeon 3 жыл бұрын

yep that pretty much sums it up for me, too

@ifiwouldcouldyou 2 жыл бұрын

lmao same

@kawaiiconcept7479 2 жыл бұрын

same but im pan

@saintocamus 2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for something to pop out ... :/ I was scared to see the ending of it.

@Kattywagon29 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not bisexual, but if Kristen Stuart looked at me like that, I might have to rethink my life choices.

@roberttysec4122 3 жыл бұрын

I really wish Vanessa was still on SNL just so they could keep the whole Totinos thing going when Kristen Stewart hosts this weekend.

@vmh7657 4 жыл бұрын

When did M. Night Shyamalan start directing Totinos ads?

@gavinreddig3969 4 жыл бұрын

I'd say after the first one he took over with the last 2

@deedub3 4 жыл бұрын

What a twist!

@drewmoody2187 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to me its 666

@hymenbankerrothstein9672 4 жыл бұрын

Lama ding dong

@shawndamccormick278 4 жыл бұрын

MY HUNGRY GUYS!🍕🍕🍕🔪

@excuzza 4 жыл бұрын

3:21 Hope I’m not interrupting the *big gay*

@MarinaAndTheDevil 4 жыл бұрын

Foreshadowing the last sketch

@avocadox2730 3 жыл бұрын

Marina and The Devil OH

@bup489 3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think they’re all smushed together on the big couch 😏

@dqnuts2251 3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA

@TheMeMeGuy2 2 ай бұрын

💀

@KA-pe6sv 4 жыл бұрын

She keeps going from one husband to the next but she finally found what she needed

@jakob.k_design 9 ай бұрын

The Kristen Stewart Totinos sketch is hands down one of my favorite SNL sketches.

@angelotuccitto9989 4 жыл бұрын

Lady at 5:13 "ahahaHAAA!" She knew where the skit was going

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 жыл бұрын

@SucculentSorcerer 2 жыл бұрын

The knowing laugh of a Gay in the wild

@Tom_from_Midtown 4 жыл бұрын

The music in the third one is actually pretty phenomenal

@thomashenderson7094 4 жыл бұрын

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@devinsingleton5242 3 жыл бұрын

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@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын

So is the acting, the lighting, the directing....

@Dalton_Boardman2000 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad it ended on happy note for the Totino Girl. She very much needed a win.

@best90stv45 3 жыл бұрын

The "I've never had one" joke is so much better when you learn that it is actually part 3 of a trilogy where she's never had a name

@yootoobnewbie 4 жыл бұрын

The Totino-verse is better than the MCU.

@ruelez 4 жыл бұрын

I cant wait for the TCEU

@januarybaby1063 4 жыл бұрын

Thomas the tank engine-verse is better than the MCU

@SNNetwork 4 жыл бұрын

yootoobnewbie what a stupid comment

@spiritualrice2066 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand the hate for the MCU like 3 months ago it was fine like wtf happened

@calkestis5817 4 жыл бұрын

Issei Otosaka the lack of lesbians

@matsujonen 4 жыл бұрын

If I hear the words "my hungry guys" one more time im gonna lose my friggin mind

@Parkent 4 жыл бұрын

What if you read them? "My hungry guys"

@rdear 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you and the boys have a long day and when you get home you’re a little cranky. You just need a snack. Totino’s Pizza Rolls make a great snack at the end of a long day. I’ll throw some in now and before you know it, I’ll have a delicious treat...for my hungry guys!

@DeidresStuff 4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was being driven slowly insane by that lol.

@meiermakesmusic 4 жыл бұрын

MY HUNGRY GUUYYYYSSSS

@frankf684 4 жыл бұрын

I heard you like hungry guys.

@DalaceE 2 жыл бұрын

What a great skit trilogy. Usually when they make sequels they're too similar to the original skit but these were all so different. Good writing

@tugboat2030 2 жыл бұрын

And it's so amazing they were able to do it every Super Bowl for three years straight and have Kristen Stewart for the third one. It's one of those magic moments in the universe.

@angelas.1581 4 жыл бұрын

7:00 when she stroked her cheek with that pizza roll I laughed myself into a coughing fit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@scillaburton7160 4 жыл бұрын

"I should bring these out" "No.. stay with me" 😂😂😂

@eternalmiasma5586 4 жыл бұрын

First one: stereotypical sexist commercial Second one: Await Further Instructions 2 Third one: cute lesbian love story

@cynniethia 3 жыл бұрын

beautiful

@QsPhilosophy 2 жыл бұрын

The third one is one of the most wonderfully surreal sketchs ever. Absolutely hilarious.

@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын

Vanessa's acting in all theses skits - especially the last one where she falls in love - is off the charts. I really hope she makes it in the real world; she deserves some great roles, from comedies to drama!!

@melD0217c 4 жыл бұрын

Kristen Stewart looks hotter in this skit than in her movies.

@batman-gu7pm 4 жыл бұрын

Especially snow white

@Lemit 4 жыл бұрын

Probably because her mouth is closed for most of this skit, lol

@bigpagla 4 жыл бұрын

Right? So funny, I never thought of her as attractive until an SNL Totino's skit? Lol.

@VictorSilvestri 4 жыл бұрын

1000% agree wtf

@ginger_nosoul 4 жыл бұрын

She looks damn good in that one family feud sketch too

@ozamatazbuckshank. 4 жыл бұрын

Et toi, tu es, mon Totino. That's the most romantic line I've ever heard. I need somebody to treat me like that. 😍🥰😘

@carolynnalvarez7032 4 жыл бұрын

Ozamatazzzz Buckshank!!! Cuz ya know we're going to win against the eeeast!

@ozamatazbuckshank. 4 жыл бұрын

@@carolynnalvarez7032 Can't block me and all of that jazz, cuz y'all don't want none of this Ozamataz!

@carolynnalvarez7032 4 жыл бұрын

@@ozamatazbuckshank. hahah love that, me and my kids know that by heart.

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 жыл бұрын

Somebody propose with this line, or include it in your wedding vows 😂🥺

@amazingsupergirl7125 3 жыл бұрын

Does it mean. Something like and you are my Torino?

@dacrib5350 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it when she slapped the sticky hand on the refrigerator lmaoo

@itwontcomeout5678 3 жыл бұрын

It was the 3 x 3 word search puzzle for me 🤣

@Schubelicious 4 жыл бұрын

The cultural impact of the Kristen Stewart one is unmatched

@ickess 4 жыл бұрын

My heart sank when all those pizza rolls hit the carpet

@A_Toastonawhiteplate 3 жыл бұрын

You can still eat them the hull is for Protection

@ickess 3 жыл бұрын

@@A_Toastonawhiteplate haha. Self contained protection.

@thevoxdeus 2 жыл бұрын

Awwww fumble!

@richiesmeckgeckscas46 4 жыл бұрын

"Every Totino's Ever" That sounds like a Smosh video.

@conorvfx1814 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment ngl

@Dajobertomans 4 жыл бұрын

Making me cry rn

@Daniel-mq3nf 4 жыл бұрын

RIPOFF!!

@whackle7378 4 жыл бұрын

Richie Scassellati yeah but unlike smosh, this is actually somewhat funny

@myworldandyours6002 4 жыл бұрын

@@whackle7378 smosh and snl are both funny at separate times

@liversuccess1420 2 жыл бұрын

"What's...happening...TO MY HUNGRY GUYS?!?!?!" Vanessa really makes me laugh hysterically and feel terrifying panic at the same time in that scene!

@teejay3272 3 жыл бұрын

IMO Bayer is one of the top three women in the show's history. SUCH a solid performer.

@frogwhisperer2067 4 жыл бұрын

I hope she’s happy with Sabine

@nooba220 4 жыл бұрын

Dave Gordon totinos

@greatvalue_ethelcain 3 жыл бұрын

They probably have a nice cottage somewhere in France.

@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын

@@nooba220 -- a Tostito is a lesbian Totino.

@junbaik 4 жыл бұрын

the last one is simply a masterpiece "et toi, tu es mon totino"

@thedarksavior0 3 жыл бұрын

Whoever directed that last skit needs an Emmy. 🥰

@yosaifgrossman2476 Жыл бұрын

the last one seems like the perfect ending for the sam wife finally gets what she wants trilgoy

@ethangormong7506 4 жыл бұрын

What’s your name? “I’ve never had one” 😂

@Projectionist31YT 4 жыл бұрын

“Awwwwww Fumble”

@nicklink7934 4 жыл бұрын

TheProjectionist go go go touchdown!

@IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the dayshift at Freddy’s reference in the name and image

@nevermind7469 2 жыл бұрын

1:14 underappreciated detail you can circle pretty much any 3 letters and find a word

@QueenFondue 4 жыл бұрын

The last skit is simultaneously adorable and hilarious.

@ozamatazbuckshank. 4 жыл бұрын

Dang, I miss Vanessa.

@hansok77 4 жыл бұрын

One of the most under-appreciated cast members. Just as talented as Cecily and Kate.

@knotnorechannel 4 жыл бұрын

@@hansok77 you're right

@bluepegasusdtx8918 4 жыл бұрын

Go Rhinos!

@bluepegasusdtx8918 4 жыл бұрын

@@ozamatazbuckshank. Let's go out here and get this win!!!! Woooooo Rhinos!!!

@BenjHouston 4 жыл бұрын

Lolll, the activity pack.

@chaconswrenchin3557 4 жыл бұрын

Ben Houston open another one

@herestillqueer 4 жыл бұрын

With one Totino's roll lmao

@bulbasaur1232 4 жыл бұрын

"for grown women ages 5 and up"

@williamrayburn5314 4 жыл бұрын

Look I found a HAT!

@solimartorres3547 2 жыл бұрын

I just love how she says “my hungry guys” I don’t know why but it just cracks me up. I think it’s because of how she looks when she says it 😂

@tomh.2405 2 жыл бұрын

I think it's the fact that you can practically see the saccharine dripping off the words as she recites them.

@kencloud1787 3 жыл бұрын

*grabs scissors* "Now cut it out!" underrated pun

@hirokokueh3541 Жыл бұрын

it's also foreshadowing the 3rd sketch

@SilverScarletSpider 4 жыл бұрын

I love the French one with Kristen Stewart. I think I learned something about myself that day.

@RMPack 4 жыл бұрын

They made a collection as if the KStew one isn’t the only Totinos skit that matters.

@smokejc 4 жыл бұрын

FUMBLE

@mattia252 4 жыл бұрын

That's high level Cinema right there, people.

@onemoment6769 4 жыл бұрын

I never knew there were two more of these before this one, or that this was something of a series. That makes the last one even better.

@elmagnificodep 4 жыл бұрын

onemoment That's what makes it funny when she says she never had a name because the husbands call her by her pet names like honey and babe.

@thebrokenglasskids5196 4 жыл бұрын

Please do not ever say anything as cringey as "KStew" again.

@itwontcomeout5678 3 жыл бұрын

Why is it that the one thing that made me laugh out loud in days was seeing her all happy while she solves a 3x3 word search 😭😭😭

@glenrobinson9963 4 жыл бұрын

That last one won a bunch of awards at the Cannes film festival

@inactiveaccountdontrespond9409 4 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that the husband walks in to get his Totino's only to find his wife making out with his best friend's sister.

@susiedupuy9532 4 жыл бұрын

I hope so.

@MrXDRocker 4 жыл бұрын

And he takes the Totino's and walks out, without even noticing. Cause he's definitely that kind of character.

@vitinamorabito7283 4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need to take a single step. If he just turned around to look he'd see whats happening.

@dayhookah 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen that one

@jbgum 4 жыл бұрын

Cookie Cake LOL

@maxhammerum7705 4 жыл бұрын

Why is Bernie Sanders watching TV with an angry music teacher?

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

Because life is a cartoon and SNL reflects that.

@Samstar369 4 жыл бұрын

Max Hammerum Lmao Larry David called Bernie Sanders, should be an SNL sketch if there isn’t one around

@QuadMochaMatti 4 жыл бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 More like because America is a giant cartoon, and always has been. A joke that is really an enormous nightmare at its core.

@Firegirl483 4 жыл бұрын

He's his cousin

@max_shaffer 4 жыл бұрын

He is once again asking for Totinos

@conservat1vepatr1ot 4 жыл бұрын

6:37 Get the fuck outta here... I’m not ashamed of how beautiful I find this 😂

@majikstranger 4 жыл бұрын

wow, this is actually one of the best directed, written and performed SNL sketches ever. Im super impressed.

@MsZephyra 4 жыл бұрын

The mockery of the inherent sexism in ads like that... perfection. I'll never understand how that became normalized. The guys are capable of throwing that stuff in the oven, and she can go do her own thing!

@BopaBola 4 жыл бұрын

Because of around 100 years of women soley in servitude in the kitchen in homes as men became wokers at jobs that had endless hours n such instead of being farmers or self employed otherwise due to mass amounts of big businesses thriving and needing a workforce, that, along with advertisers manipulating the understanding of the nuclear family and its place in society.

@drewdolce 4 жыл бұрын

I love spoiling my husband and his mates for the big game. Gives me a chance to try new things.

@smokejc 4 жыл бұрын

@@drewdolce like making out with another woman while eating totino's

@spongebobmx 4 жыл бұрын

What really angers me is how there's a black dude in there.

@BensonBoy2019 4 жыл бұрын

@@spongebobmx Bait.

@zacharyno9598 4 жыл бұрын

Vanessa Bayer is a freaking treasure. Effortlessly hilarious performer.

@pterodactylptroll 2 жыл бұрын

"but.. what about my hungry guys?" 🤣💀😂

@MichelleLalindeNoack 2 жыл бұрын

i'm just glad the totino lady found something to be hungry for

@thelumbercompany 4 жыл бұрын

I'm happy she finally found love

@geaux_kicks7134 4 жыл бұрын

Vanessa was underrated

@user-ro5iu6br4f 4 жыл бұрын

She was never the star, but she was the necessary supporting one.

@deirdreryan6147 4 жыл бұрын

I miss seeing Vanessa on SNL. She does wonderful, memorable work.

@clarity9405 4 жыл бұрын

one of my all time favorites...poetry teacher forever

@NoaThePineconeTaker 4 жыл бұрын

6:00, “what are you hungry for?”

@songbird6414 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite will always be the Kristen Stewart one but “WHATS HAPPENING TO MY HUNGRY GUYS” made me die

@tomb2289 3 жыл бұрын

The way her voice breaks as she sinks to the ground, too perfect 😂

@frogogogo 4 жыл бұрын

“Ok, ha ha, very funny, Stephen, now cut it out...” *picks up scissors*

@mauhuff 4 жыл бұрын

“Cut it out” (holds pair of scissor)

@chinarut 3 жыл бұрын

@1:42 omg - I remember when those were so in! 😆

@niekvanwijk4451 3 жыл бұрын

The acting in the last one is so good!!

@AtlasCypher 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God we need another one of these this year

@christianschoff2490 4 жыл бұрын

How could they possibly top the third one?

@corpsiecorpsie_the_original 4 жыл бұрын

@@christianschoff2490 - have the husband's friends run a train on the wife since he's not very attentive

@christianschoff2490 4 жыл бұрын

@@corpsiecorpsie_the_original god damn.

@dodgingdurangos924 4 жыл бұрын

Vanessa Bayer has such a huge, psychotic smile. I wonder why she never did a parody of The Rachel Ray Show.

@rackt09 2 ай бұрын

The second skit was surprisingly emotional. All she wanted was someone to appreciate her!! 😢😭

@homeisneptune9315 3 жыл бұрын

Yo when she gets that pizza roll wiped on her face...i just couldnt anymore...im in tears😂

@TDog14126 4 жыл бұрын

The X-Files one is so creepy

@QuigonJoel 4 жыл бұрын

Right!

@assmane999 4 жыл бұрын

Timothy Verheyn Jr. spot on parody though. Way too much happens in such a short period of time in those “Big game snack” commercials

@elliot20201 4 жыл бұрын

It's so funny but ever since I first saw it I've been plagued by how stupid she was to yell at her daughter, instead of like.. laughing it off and acting casual and going upstairs to whisper to the daughter and sneaking out the back. It's like every horror movie to be fair, it's very valid 😂

@assmane999 4 жыл бұрын

Elliottt They know what she’s thinking, so acting casual would not have worked.

@elliot20201 4 жыл бұрын

@@assmane999 Do they? Is it based off a movie I've missed or something? Oops

@natebickford6843 Жыл бұрын

This has way better character and story development then it needs to

@Teh1337H4x0rz111 3 жыл бұрын

6:50 "They're gonna punt. They're gonna punt. They have to". I'm dead.

@sakuranovaryan9261 3 жыл бұрын

This was a whole saga.

@speedcubingman 4 жыл бұрын

Mon mari a ses Totinos. Et tu. Tu es mon Totino.

@LeviathanLP 4 жыл бұрын

Would it be ma Totino? Ma Totina?

@hineighbor 4 жыл бұрын

You have awoken me

@rubberduck697 4 жыл бұрын

@@LeviathanLP According to my duolingo knowledge: Yes. I was thinking the exact same lol

@jojbenedoot7459 4 жыл бұрын

@@rubberduck697 "ma" and "mon" are based on the gender of the object, not the speaker

@clarity9405 4 жыл бұрын

@@LeviathanLP nah it would stay masculine...mon totino...french rules

@jamersbazuka8055 4 жыл бұрын

4:58 Did anyone else think she was gonna say "twice the Totinos for twice the... price"? Because that was what my brain ad-libbed.

@chloejohnson7843 3 жыл бұрын

Is anyone else weirdly happy that that one guy in the first one asked if she wanted to watch the game with them? Just me?

@william-uk 3 жыл бұрын

If you look around the comments, the theory is that she ends up getting together with him because he husband in the first ad isn’t paying any attention to her (although in reality probably just the limits of SNL casting) and then history seems to be repeating itself when Sabine turns up. It’s all a little David Nicholls’ “One Day” if you’ve read it: we only see a snapshot of her life a year at a time, through the prism of the Super Bowl broadcast.

@dabeastfromdaweast9788 3 жыл бұрын

6:25 lmao the pen cap is still on and it's a pencil sketch

@jizzle8732 2 жыл бұрын

that's charcoal mate

@thatsdraco3103 4 жыл бұрын

Did anyone notice the lone cry for help at 2:36?

@AidenSShin 4 жыл бұрын

I really miss Vanessa. She is so versatile!

@jnorriect 4 жыл бұрын

She has almost exactly the same lines. So versatile!

@maczetamaczeta189 4 жыл бұрын

@@jnorriect I think, you need to see her other sketches.

@gregoryeatroff8608 3 жыл бұрын

@@jnorriect First of all, her delivery changes within each sketch -- the stereotypical "happy housewife" facade cracks and reveals the quiet desperation of a woman in a loveless marriage in the first one, she goes into straight-up terror in the second, and plays a love scene in the third. Second, while her tag lines are constant, they're just the theme around which she weaves different variations of dialog, even switching languages, in the three sketches. This is comedic GOLD.

@themarkman8822 2 жыл бұрын

I miss her too, always thought she was way funnier than Kristen Wiig