When it comes to cutting wrapping paper I either glide or butcher it beyond recognition... There is no in between.

“Special, gifted people... the gliders” -Michael Mclntyre

"You don't know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is." That was most of the year for me, let alone the gap between Christmas and new year.

I love the fact that he takes true things and makes us think about them

My mom bought a new pair of scissors for Christmas and we all call them the "Nice Scissors"

It’s Christmas Day 2023 & I wasn’t having a very good day until I discovered Michael McIntyre on You Tube this morning. I’ve been laughing ever since.

“ They move on their own, the scissors ✂️ , they’re ‘crafty’ little bastards!” lol I see what you did there 😂

I Love Michaels clean, happy comedy style. His accent is absolutely perfect for it. Even for fellow Brits.

My mother was a glider. And she always knew where the scissors and tape were. Frightening woman. I love fried brussel sprouts.

Oh god, my mother broke her arm this week. All she’s going on about is “can’t believe this has happened, how am I gonna organise Christmas, I’ve got so much to do”. I offer to help - she looks at me like I’m mad with distain, along the lines of “you can’t wrap properly or cook all the food like I do” 😳

Cellotape and scissors are the curse of Christmas. 😂 "Find your way in dickhead" 😂 The way the new scissors taunt you like that, he's so spot on.

Somewhere,someone in this whole world is able to relate to at least one of his stories. That is his genius.

Being an American I have never heard of this guy but he is hilarious. I haven’t gotten anything done all day because I can’t tear myself away.

One year when we pulled crackers, my cousin didn't get a prize. We were passing around the food and there was a tomato in the middle of the potato salad. It was odd to have a tomato in a potato salad at all and usually potato salad is the only salad at a Christmas table that I can eat because I'm allergic to tomato. Anyway, someone took the tomato for their plate and went to cut it. It was a little plastic yoyo that had flown out of Cam's cracker and landed square in the middle of the potato salad.

I like how he’s like that random guys dad at a party making everyone laugh at 1am drunk 😆

This is EXACTLY what I needed after the past few days of further doom and gloom! Crying laughing! MIchael and Peter Kay are the best at taking everyday life and making it hysterical! Best medicine!

I love the "My road, on Christmas" bit.

I love Michael. Laughter is the best medicine.

I've just been in hysterics until my face hurt and I still can't stop chuckling! Brilliant 👏😂

Hands down the best comedian

When I bought my house, I rewired the living room so the wall socket by the picture window was switched so my tree could stay plugged in, and I could turn off the tree.

Micheal Mcintyre is amazingly funny loves the way he describes Christmas

“You don’t know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is” Sounds a lot like 2020, thanks to Covid those 6 days turned to 6 months.

This man is hilarious, such a funny man makes me laugh well done Michael xxx

Michael, I watch this whenever I need to cheer up. THANK YOU!! you are the most hilarious person ever ☺️

Lol I thought I was the only person who thought like that on Christmas Day 😂😂😂

Love him ~ never fail to make me laugh 😂

This is the FIRST time that i have seen Michael. He is so funny and soooooooooooo spot on. Sissors & Cellotape.

He even got Prince Charles laughing lol

OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. The funniest comedian I have ever seen. He puts his whole face & body into his act. Wonderful. Love you MM, Diane from California, USA

He tells it like it is. and even though i am in the US we all have similar Christmas habits, like brussel sprouts, turkey, gravy with the potatoes, etc.. and the missing old scissors. then i buy a NEW pair and find the old, lol EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND MAY THE LORD KEEP YOU HAPPY AND HEALTHY. God Bless!!

Imagine how hard it is being a comedian, having to find something funny enough and relatable enough to make a room full of disparate strangers laugh together - and you have to do that over and over again. And there's Michael McIntyre talking about how you can never find the scissors so you buy new scissors but you can't get to your new scissors without scissors. He's so brilliant he makes it look effortless. It must be infuriating.

The bit about scissors is so TRUE! 🤣✂️

A must watch. He always hits the funniest truths!!

Honestly think Michael McIntyre is my new favourite comedian 😂

😆😆😆 genius, the plastic packaging covering the scissors

The theatre is packed, a sign of an excellent comedian! 🙏🙏🙏

I am a semi glider I can do it fine for 1 or 2 then all of a sudden all goes wrong 😂😂

I’m laughing so hard I’m weak! The best about Michael McIntyre is that we can all relate to what he’s saying. So so funny! My favourite comedian!

This man is pure brilliance..love him, so very funny! 😁👍

I remember as a little kid my Mum showing me how to curl ribbon and saying “Well done, you can curl all the ribbons (for the amount of presents we had). About an hour later I came downstairs and proudly handed her three reels worth of ribbon in one giant curly heap. I had indeed curled ALL of the ribbons.

It’s Christmas! The pressures, excitement and the FUN are all part of it and you make Christmas so joyful and FUNNY!

Michael is absolutely incredible!

he observes such mundane things and makes it so funny] i even checked where my scissors and stiky tape were in situ

This had me laughing out loud. It’s a nice change from all that’s going on in 2020. Merry Christmas. 🎄

I can't remember laughing so much for a long time. The tears running down face, trouble catching my breath and falling off the seat. Especially 'Granny being being propelled along by her farts" Hahaha hihihihi lololol😁😂 lol.😆

I haven't laughed this hard all year!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely adore Michael McIntyre! In his video, he talks about how Christians eat a lot on holidays, while other religions starve themselves. He asked where it is in the Bible that it said people should eat until they couldn't eat anymore. Not knowing whether it's a joke and he really wants an answer or not, I'm going to give him one. There are many feasts mentioned in the Bible. Whenever they had a reason to celebrate, they had a feast.

I love his scissors impression! 🤣🤣🤣

I can rewatch his acts and still laugh my ass off! Love him!

MM, finally a comedian who doesn't beat up those in the front row but has his own material.

When me and my family were watching this on TV as so as he started talking about 'gliders' my family gave me a that's you look.

I always watch this every Christmas makes me cry laughing 😂😂😂

The glider trick, cut slightly then glide up, if it feels a little bit stuck then close the scissors a bit and the ribbon trick is just a secret 😌✨

I can relate to so many things he mentioned. I am not sure if that's a good or bad thing. 😯😂

I was laughing until I cried, just picturing my sister as she walks down the hallway farting. I can’t stop laughing.😂

OMG ..I’m home sick… but laughing so hard, I’m coughing up a lung..!! LOL

I'm a glider. And I'm not ashamed to boast about it 😁

Absolutely brilliant! Well done sir!

Michael is a tonic for the system. Brings a smile, regardless.

Michael McIntyre is AWESOME!!

At last!! Something too make us Laugh 😆😆 Michael McIntyre u make everyday life so funny and very real love it..👍😁😆🤣🤣

I'm a Glider and a Ribbon Curler. Since this is a skill passed down through my maternal lineage maybe it is genetic. 😂

Let you in on a secret, your tin opener will open the scissors packet 🤣

Thanks for making my day Ichel Ackinkakker (you know what I talk about if you saw Michael at the dentist 😉)

‘You never lift a finger’ ‘helooo Christmas’ 👌🤣🤣🤣

Thanks Michael for the laughs. I am watching this Christmas evening here in NYC 🗽

I fucking love this guy , he ALWAYS makes me laugh 😂😂😂

Michael Mckintyre is hilarious so so funny xxx

Love this Michael! Thank YOUUUU x

I love Michael's sensitive humor he called you know you can't sleep makes me laugh until I cry. Absolutely brilliant.

Thought I watch this again it’s getting close to Christmas so why not 😂

I LOVE THIS GUY!

Merry Christmas!!!

I’m so happy that it’s Christmas so comedy is evolving

The scissors to open scissors is forever a battle 😂😂

4X-still laughing. Love this guy!

I truly enjoy every performance. Happy holidays.

"that's my road! On Christmas day!" killed me

This is the first first time I've been called gifted and speciel - just glide and curl, Baby! 😂

The key to gliding is the fold, you fold the paper and glide up the fold 👍

Brussels sprouts are AMAZING when cooked properly. You must pan roast them with bacon bits and butter!

It seems so strange to see people this close together.

Your the best michael. I love each of your shows.

In my family it's the opposite. My dad is the "OMG ,so many things to do" and my mom is the "Here we go again!" lol

I love this guy!

Merry Christmas. I'm finally early to these videos

I adore brussel sprouts! 🤪 It must be similar to the Marmite love or hate situation ! I must admit I didn't like them as a kid..but our taste buds change as we acquire the taste for many foods we didn't like when growing up . But many times the newly adults won't bother attempting to see if they now like something. ..Instead they go by the memory of the foods tasting horrible when young and stay adamant that they remain awful .. 😁

Oh Michael, I never get bored of watching you 😂 I am one of the unfortunate people born after Christmas (not the unfortunate ones born before, or on the 25th admittedly, but I always send them a birthday message).. but Michael explains it perfectly.. those 6 days where everyone is wondering what day it is ?! Don't I know it 😏🤣 Tell you what day it is, my birthday ! The same day many people start work again, and the bins get collected usually LOL.. I don't do anything for my birthday with anyone, just spend it alone , which suits me ! On a side note, I got a set of 3 tiny screwdrivers from a cracker back in 1994, and when I discovered they were the right size for my flute screws, I kept them, and still have 2 of them to this day ! Wish I still had those mini playing cards though 🤔😄

Love him!

I love michael mackentire

3:35 he has his 'organisational face' on

He can make anything funny!

Michael McIntyre is a genius

*grandma being propelled.* I LOST IT THERE. 😂😂😂😂

That’s me trying to turn the tree off every night.

nevermind Christmas, this just made my birthday a little funnier, thank you

The scissors and tape thing is too real!!

Brussels sprouts... sluce in half, toast in cast iron pan with tiny bit of oil plus a bit of salt and chilli flakes, add butter - suddenly everyone is gagging for them and coming back for more.

Merry Christmas everyone xx